The Golden Sun/Fire Emblem Crossover of Mary Sue Bashing
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Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or Fire Emblem, but if I did, all would be doomed. I also don't own the punctuation storm that appears in this chapter, and I must give credit to EchoKazul for that idea.

A/N: I noticed that the first chapter wasn't so funny, so I'll work my butt off to make this one funny. Let's hope I can do it right. I should be able to. I'm a humor author.

Sue ideas are sent through E-mail only. I like to be organized.

Too begin the story now...

Eliwood left his house, towards Sue Mountain. The sudden appearance of all of the Sues had built a mountain right in the middle of Elibe, and Eliwood was eager to find it. He traveled north from his home, but then fell in a hole suddenly. He looked up to find a pretty girl standing over the hole.

"Sorry about that, Eliwood," she say helping him out. Eliwood accepted the offer and climbed out. "I was trying to catch those bandits."

"Do I know yo-," but before Eliwood could finish a horrible fragrance filled his nostrils. "Thanks, Andra," he said with a daze smile on his face.

"No problem," said Andra.

Andra had red hair, and blue eyes that changed to gold at night. She also wore mage clothing, and a pack around her waist. She was Hectors wife.

"So," said Eliwood bowing to her, "do you want to dance?"

"I don't know what Hector would say about that," said Andra. "Oh well."

She began to waltz with Eliwood, when Hector ran up to him and slapped him in the back. Eliwood turned back to normal, not realizing what he was doing.

"Ow," Eliwood said. "Hector!"

"Sorry," said Hector, "but you were dancing funny with this stranger-." An emotionless face appeared on Hector. "Eliwood! What are you doing with my wife!?!?!?!?!?!?!? She's not supposed to waltz with anyone else but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Punctuation fell out of the sky as it hit Eliwood and Hector on the heads, but Andra was completely unharmed.

Hector changed back to himself, as exclamation marks and question marks hit him hard on the head.

Andra stuck out her hand and smiled.

"I love the rain," she said with a happy grin on her face, "don't you?"

"That depends," said Hector trying to cover himself from the rain punctuation, "whether it's like this or not."

"Oh, Hector," said Andra unhappily. "It's only rain. Straighten up."

She grabbed him and made him stand up straight. As long as the punctuation was falling, he was safe from the stench of the Sue, Andra.

"Ow!" exclaimed Hector as more fell. Soon, it ended, and Hector could stand straight again, but they were not safe from the seducing smell of the Sue, but just then, a sword was launched through Andra's back, and she fell face forward. Behind her dead body stood Guy.

"Thanks, Guy," said Eliwood. "We almost lost Hector again."

"Don't worry about it," said Guy smiling. "You almost fell into a trance too, Eliwood." Guy paused for a moment, then he started back up. "So where are you two headed?"

"I just ran into Eliwood," said Hector. "The Sue's stench got him, but I saved him before- Oh!" Hector clutched his stomach. "I'm not feeling all that good."

"I heard that the Sue's gas has some sort of poison in it," said Eliwood. "Athos told me all about them before he went back to Bern."

"Oh," said Guy.

"Hello!" shouted Hector still holding his stomach. "Is somebody going to help me out?"

"Oh yeah," Eliwood reminded himself.

"Maybe we can find someplace to rest," said Guy.

"I was hoping to go to Sue Mountain," said Eliwood. "I'm collecting things to keep the Sues off."

"I'll take Hector someplace to rest, then once he's fine, we'll meet up with you," suggested Guy, "does that sound good?"

"Yup," Eliwood agreed. "I'll see you there."

Eliwood, watched Hector and Guy walk away. Eliwood felt a little sick, too, and he was afraid of it getting worse. He turned around, and shouted to them.

"I'll come with you!" he said. Guy let go of Hector who was leaning on his should, and Hector fell forward and hit the ground hard. Guy ran up to Eliwood.

"Are you sure?" he asked.

"Yeah," said Eliwood. "I'm starting to feel a little weak like Hector."

"I'mph noth weak!" Hector shouted with his face in the grass. He began to get up, but fell back down in the grass.

A/N: Well, these first two chapters were only introductions, and I'm hoping to begin the crossover next chapter, but it might not work out. We'll just have to see. Now to answer reviews.

Dracobolt: Thanks. I love writing a good Mary Sue bashing fic.

MurcuryAdept: Well, I'm hoping that you can understand Fire Emblem a bit now. You'll like the crossover part.

Keep the Sue ideas coming through E-mail because I don't have any yet. I will not write the next chapter until I get at least five Sues through E-mail by different authors.