Chapter 7, Swamp Planet Showdown
They crashed on a very strange planet. It was very humid. They were in an empty space surrounded by endless miles of rainforest. Many strange creatures resided here. Some of them were very big while others were very small. But now Stitch was once again face to face with Gantu after twenty long years.
Gantu: It sure has been a long time... now get ready to die trog!
Stitch: Bring it on!
Just then Gantu got out his blaster and started shooting at Stitch. Stitch as always managed to evade the attacks.
Dr. H: You fool! You keep missing!
Gantu: I am trying my best! He is just moving so fast!
Dr. H: You are so stupid! Can't you do anything right?!?!
Stitch: Missed me!
Dr. H: Arg! Shoot him! Shoot him!
Gantu: I am trying! I can't get a good aim!
Dr. H: Try harder!
Gantu keeps blasting at Stitch but Stitch manages to deflect the blasters fire and then Gantu's blaster malfunctions.
Gantu: Curse you 626!
Stitch: Give up?
Gantu: I'm just getting started. I hope you like explosives. I have plenty of ammunition for my Grenade Launcher!
Dr. H: Be careful not to hit anysing oryou will kill us all! More importantly me!
Gantu(frustrated): Err.
Dr. H: Well! What are you waiting for!
Stitch: Stupidhead!
Gantu(furious): Don't call me that! That's it! Prepare to die trog!
Gantu blasts the first grenade at Stitch and misses blowing up some trees instead. He also misses the second, third and fourth time. He almost manages to hit Stitch the fifth time, and the sixth one actually misfires and Gantu gets the impact of the explosion.
Dr. H: You are so very stupid! You hit us you fool!
Gantu: Maybe if you weren't always yelling in my ear I could get something done for once!
Dr. H: You can't talk zat way to me! I am your boss! And without me you get no money, so if you still want your job you will destroy 626!
Gantu: Fine! 626! Prepare for my Gamma Ray beam. It is so hot it will cut through you like butter and you will die painfully slow! Hehehe.
Gantu barely misses Stitch. While he is charging up his gun for another shot Stitch manages to trip Gantu. Almost stealing the weapon Gantu manages to almost shoot him, but enough to burn him. Stitch backs off in pain holding his arm.
Gantu(sarcastically): Aw, what's wrong little trog? Did I burn you?I am so sorry! Haha!
Stitch: Neega Fric!
Gantu: Why you mouthy little devil!
Stitch: Haha!
Gantu: Think fast!
Gantu quickly pistol whips Stitch with his huge gun knocking him back several feet. It looks like Gantu might win.
Gantu: I have been waiting for this moment forever! Any last words trog?!
As Gantu was going to shoot Stitch out of nowhere a rock hits his finger and knocks the gun out of his hand.
Gantu(surprised): What the?
Lilo: Leave him alone you... you big dummy!
Gantu(angry): How many times must I tell you to NEVER CALL ME THAT!?!?!
Stitch attempts to snatch the gun, but Gantu gets it before he does.
Lilo: Here Stitch! I got these blasters for you! Now go get em!
Stitch: Ich!
Gantu's gun malfunctions and all the sudden gets really hot. He drops the gun on his foot and Stitch manages to hit Gantu and then he falls over.
Gantu: Err.
Dr. H: Get up you fool!
Gantu(sarcastically): I am fine, thanks for asking.
Dr. H: I never asked if you were all right! I told you to get up now!
Lilo: Nice shot Stitch!
Stitch: Taka!
Gantu: I have more from where that came from!
Lilo: Like what?
Gantu: Hehe. Like this!
Lilo: That tiny thing?
Stitch yawns.
Gantu: It is a mutation gun!
Lilo: What?
Gantu: It will cause any living thing's genetic structure to mutate and with 626's case he will lose all of his powers!
Lilo: Uh oh. You better watch out Stitch!
But while Gantu was talking Stitch managed to run under Gantu and then trip him.
Gantu: Ouch! ERR!
Dr. H: You lazy good for nothing! Get up! Get up!
Gantu: That's it! I am getting out... the black gun.
Lilo: How bad can it be?
Gantu: Excuse me... I meant my black hole gun!
Gantu gets out the huge gun. It has a swirling black vortex in the middle and it is giving off electrostatic discharge.
Lilo: Oh no.
Stitch: Uh oh.
Gantu: I have you both now! Noone can save you! When I fire this it will pull you into a black hole and you will be stuck in it forever! And it's gravitational force is impossible to escape!
As all hope seems lost the gun doesn't seem to work.
Gantu: What the? What is wrong with this thing.
Dr. H: You fool! You ruined it! Where did you get zat cheap thing anyways?
Gantu: You made it sir.
Dr. H: No more of your backtalk! You ruined everysing!
Gantu: You do it then! Lets see you try to pick it up!
Dr. H: I can't, why do you think I hired you for?
Lilo: Are you two done fighting over whose fault it is yet?
Gantu: Of course... because it is your fault!
Lilo: My fault! Who is it my fault?
Dr. H: Well, you tricked me! You tried to give em the fake experiment pod! I was going to let you go, but you lied to me! Then all of zis happened because of you!
Lilo: I am sorry... but I couldn't let you have 627!
Dr. H: Those experiments aren't even yours! They are all mine!
Lilo: Jumba made 627 on his own!
Dr. H: Ok, so I was going to steal that one but all the others were mine! You are a thief and a liar!
Lilo: I gave those experiments better homes! You were going to make them your slaves and misuse them! And anyways, those experiments including Stitch were exiled! You would get arrested if you even got caught with ONE of them!
Dr. H: I funded everything! I spent almost my whole life savings on those experiments and I don't plan on losing them!
Gantu: Ahem. Dr.
Dr. H: What!?!? Can't you see I am arguing with zis Earth girl!?!?
Gantu: There is a huge thing right behind you.
Lilo: Oh my god! What is that thing!
Stitch: Naga bootifa!
Lilo: Stitch, I have a plan. You try to get rid of the monster while I get the children! We can use Gantu's ship!
The monster is a huge green plant like thing. It has four tentacles and it has one huge eye. It is slightly taller then Gantu. Stitch scares the beast by shooting it with his blaster. It then runs off.
Gantu: I could have though of that!
Stitch: Phew.
Gantu bags Stitch with his net gun when Stitch isn't paying attention. Meanwhile Lilo sneaks the kids onto Gantu's ship.
Keta: Will we be all right mommy?
Lilo: Just stay in there, I have a plan.
Gantu then picks up the bag with Stitch in it showing Lilo.
Gantu: Forgetting something?
Lilo: You creep! Give Stitch back!
Gantu: I will... on one condition. We will give you a ride back to Earth and then you will surrender 627. Do we have a deal?
Lilo: Well, I don't know.
Gantu: You know, I think I hear that beast coming back.
Lilo: Fine. I just want my children and Stitch safe. I will give you 627.
Gantu: Good idea.
Dr. H: Zey fell for it! Lock zem up!
Lilo: Not so fast.
Gantu: My guns! How, how did you...
Lilo: When you weren't looking I snatched them from you! Now we will do it by my rules!
Gantu: Ok, ok! Be careful with that thing!
Lilo: You see our ship over there that you destroyed?
Gantu: So?
Lilo grabs some tools.
Lilo: If you want to get back home you will fix that ship.
Gantu: You can't just leave us here!
Lilo: For years you two made me and Stitch's lives miserable. Now I normally wouldn't do this, I would usually take you along with me but I am at wits end. You want out that badly? Fix that ship and get out yourselves!
Lilo then gets Stitch out of the bag.
Stitch: Takka!
Lilo: Lets get out of here!
After Stitch gets in Lilo closes the door to the ship. Stitch then gets the ship powered up and then blasts off leaving Gantu and Hamstervëil stranded on the planet to fend for themselves. Stitch charges up the hyper drive. Everybody gets ready for the hyper drive that will take them home. Will the hyper drive be enough to take them home? What will happen next? Are they rid of Gantu and Hamstervëil forever? Stay tuned for Chapter 8, Saying Goodbye.