A/N- No, unfortunately I don't own the Marauders or Lily, but I do own Rob, Ren, Claire, Meg, and the blue permanent marker.
Chapter 4:
An Interesting Plane Ride
"Thanks," Rob mumbled, accepting a bag of ice from one of the flight attendants and placing it over his now black left eye. James and Remus roared with laughter.
When he had caught his breath, James panted, "Wow! Who knew old ladies could hit like that!"
"Ha ha," Rob replied sarcastically, "Funny. If you had just been bloody walloped by an old lady, I bet you wouldn't be laughing now."
"No, you're right. We wouldn't be," Remus said, "But it was you, not us, who got walloped, so it is very funny." Rob groaned as the other two started cackling again.
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"You're poor brother," Meg cried a couple rows up.
"Poor brother!" Ren made a face. "Puh-lease."
"Meg, you only say that because you like him."
"I do not, Sirius!"
"Yes you do-o!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yea-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yea-huh!"
"O.k. fine! I do!"
Sirius made a face and Ren gagged at this confession.
"You mean you really do?!" Sirius yelled, disgusted. "I was just kidding!"
Meg nodded meekly.
"Ugh! Where are the barf bags?" Ren gagged.
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A row ahead of them, Lily, Peter, and Claire had started a rousing game of "Go Fish".
"Got any 4's?" Lily asked.
"Nope," Peter declared proudly, "Go Fish!"
Lily narrowed her eyes and pulled out her wand. A flash occurred and Peter's now blackened face gave a little smile before he keeled over in his seat.
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Back at their seats, Remus and James had fallen asleep. Rob was taking the opportunity to draw a fake mustache and beard on each of the two, as well as fake glasses on Remus and sideburns on James. All of it done in blue permanent marker. Rob quickly sat back, pretending to be asleep, as the other two woke up.
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
Rob smiled, very proud of himself.