Disclaimer: Eoin Colfer owns Artemis Fowl and related characters and places and stuff. As much as I want them, they're Eoin's. Okay...

Author's note: I wrote this on spur of the moment, so it's sorta random. If anyone actually reads this story and reviews, I'll try to update. Also it's my first fanfic.

Prologue

Foaly watches on his cameras as Holly walks into Root's office. "This is gonna be good", he thinks. Suddenly, on the screen, two giant hands come and grab Root and Holly as Foaly is also grabbed. "Ahhhhhhh!"
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Butler was patrolling the halls as he heard a "Help" coming from the next room. Butler rushed into the door on his left, as a giant hand was about to pick up Artemis. He leaped in front of the dark-haired boy. The hand grabbed him. A hand, which snuck up from behind, grabbed Artemis. "Ahhhhhhh!"

Okay, I'm bored of typing. I'm going to play some hearts, and then write an actual chapter. (