The Golden Sun/Fire Emblem Crossover of Mary Sue Bashing
Traek

Disclaimer: Traek does not own Golden Sun or Fire Emblem

A/N: I know I haven't gotten 5 sues yet, but not many people are giving them to me. I got one from Jake Delfeir. You'll hate this Sue. I'll put it in a later chapter. Thanks for the Sue, Jake. I also made a slight mistake in the first chapter. It was called the Teleport Lapis, but I named it the Tepleport Gem. That's what I get for not playing Golden Sun for a while.

I don't think I will take any more Sues. Sorry, but not a lot of you readers can email me. It's not my fault. I can't take them through reviews either, so don't try. Now read chapter 3!

Chapter 3

Isaac, Garet, Ivan, Mia, Felix, Sheba, Jenna, and Piers climbed Sue Mountain after teleporting there with the Teleport Lapis. It was a high mountain, which made them all confused. If the world was in danger, then why would this mountain be so high? The witch must have put it there, but why would she put a mountain somewhere where she keeps things that can fight her off. Isaac looked through a book that Kraden had given him about Sues. He read it aloud.

"Before the witch had died," he read, "she made a mountain in Elibe to keep her weapons. Only these weapons are vulnerable to her Sues, and can rid the worlds of all Sues. She built the highest mountain in all the worlds using her Sue powers, for she could not take her weapons with her when she died. Now, the mountain has many traps all over to keep anyone from reaching the top."

"So how are we reaching the top?" Felix asked after Isaac had read.

"I'm not sure," answered Isaac looking up at the peak of the mountain. He couldn't see it, though. It was hidden behind the clouds. "Can we teleport up there?"

"I don't think so," said Mia. "I took a lot just to get here. I don't think it would be easy reaching the top."

"Do you think we should rest somewhere?" asked Jenna.

"That would be good," said Ivan looking up at Isaac.

Suddenly, the sky went dark, and something began swooping around them. It was frightening, and it made a happy giggling voice that you'd here from a young girl. It stopped right in front of them, and the sky became bright again.

"I am Ely," said the girl. She raised her hands, and Isaac smelled a strong scent. Just like the one from a Sue, only Sues never had to raise their arms to make the scent, but strangely, Isaac felt completely healed, and so did everyone else.

"What are you?" asked Piers looking into the girl's beautiful eyes.

"I am the Sue killer of Elibe," she answered. "I help along anyone who needs it, and it looks like you all need help reaching the top.

"Yes," said Isaac. "We do."

"Follow me," Ely said directing them. She looked completely normal. Her hair was brown, and her eyes were green. She was beautiful, though, but she was helping them. Beauty didn't matter at the moment. She was definitely not a Sue.

Ely began to fly, then she made everyone else fly. Isaac felt strange. He felt lighter than a feather, and he knew that everyone else felt the same way.

Soon enough, they were at the peak of Sue Mountain, and picking up their weapons. Ely left, and they were left alone.

"She just leaves us?" said Sheba in surprise.

"Doesn't matter," said Garet picking up a pile of swords and axes. "We got all the weapons we need to defeat the Sues."

Piers picked up his share of axes and some swords, and he tried swinging them around. Isaac grabbed a sword, and so did Felix. Sheba picked up a few maces, and Mia took the rest of them. Jenna grabbed for the leftover swords, and split them with Ivan who took them gratefully. They all began practicing with the new weapons. Garet and Felix began to spar, and Jenna was sharpening her blades. Ivan joined Garet and Felix's sparring, and they did a three-way fight. Mia swung one of her maces happily cutting the air, and Isaac and Sheba started a little spar.

They all enjoyed trying the new weapons, but after a while they got tired and rested for a while.

"Do you hear that?" asked Garet.

"No," answered Sheba. The rest agreed.

But suddenly, someone appeared in front of them. It was a woman. She had long orangish silvery hair, and gray eyes that glowed. She was another Sue.

"Die you all!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!" the Sue screamed, and the Golden Sun team was covered in punctuation. "IT'S RAINING AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?", and question marks fell onto the Adepts as they tried their hardest to find some way to keep the punctuation off of them.

The Sue looked at Piers, and smiled. Piers was being pelted by question marks, but the Sue made him stand up.

"Brother!" she shouted. "I finally found you!"

"I'm not your brothe-," but once again, it was too late. Piers was overwhelmed by the Sue smell before he could put on the protective gear. "Why don't you join our side, Aguadrictofuciahetyghsdurtfghsdyurtughfgjrdy, Agua for short."

"Okay," said Aqua smiling. "Now that I've turned on the fiend, Alex, I think I'll go kill him."

"Whoa!" shouted Felix with his Sue smell repellent mask on. "She's not joining us-", but the Sue smell still affected him. "I'm glad you're back, Aqua."

"It's good to be back," said Aqua.

"Something's wrong," Jenna whispered to Isaac. "The masks aren't stopping the smell."

"We'll just have to kill her before she overwhelms us," Isaac explained. He picked up his sword, and charged at the Sue, but the sword had no effect. It was like trying to kill a ghost. Jenna helped him, and so did the rest of the team, but nothing worked.

A high pitched laughter was heard, and the Golden Sun crew turned around to see Ely hysterically laughing evilly.

chapter end

A/N: Shocking isn't it. Actually it was probably too predictable. Well, doesn't look like I've started the crossover yet, but I will soon.