Disclaimer: (see prologue)
Author's note: Hi, I'm back! Here's an actual chappie for you! Also the audience will be referred to as Aud. Okay? Okay. On with the show, er, story, er, show, er (goes on until Voice whacks her with a frying pan) Uh, on with the ( faints)
A voice: Hello and welcome to The Useless Question Show! Here's our host, Voice!
Voice: Hello!
Aud.: Hello!
Voice: Today, on our show we have Artemis Fowl, boy genius, Butler, his bodyguard, Holly, a LEPrecon Captain, Root, her boss, and Foaly!
Foaly: I deserve more mention than that!
Voice: Today's question is Why is the Earth round? Artemis?
Artemis: Well,
(Foaly cuts in)
Foaly: The Earth is round because
(Goes on and on)
10 hours later
Foaly: And see? Quasars and gooleplexs quantify the effect-
Voice: Lets give him a hand!
Aud. (claps once)
Holly: I'll give him a hand!
(Punches Foaly into a coma) Voice: One down, four to go
Root: What did you say?
Voice: Uh.. See you next time on The Useless Question Show!!
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