Author's Notes: Fanfiction.net won't let me do stars or bold [ect.], so I'll put actions in parentheses like this (Screams) AHHHHHHHH! Okay. My notes go in these things [see?] (Police come to put Oddbird92 in a straight jacket) (Runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Disclaimer: See prologue
A voice: Hello and welcome to The Useless Question Show! Here's our host, Voice!
Voice: Hello!
Aud.: Hello!
Voice: Today, on our show we have Artemis Fowl, boy genius, Butler, his bodyguard, Holly, a LEPrecon Captain, and Root, her boss! Today, we're doing a Fortune Round!
Aud. Yay!
Voice: Today's Fortune Event is: Don't Drop the Frying Pans! In this event you must juggle frying pans. If one hits you, you're out! Artemis, you're first. [Note: I keep putting Artemis first because it's convenient okay?]
Artemis: But-
Voice: Here are your 3 frying pans.
(A person brings out 3 frying pans)
Voice: Go
(Artemis juggles and drops one. Butler dives in front of Artemis and gets hit. Butler disappears.)
Voice: One person is out, so no one else must participate.
(Voice marks down a tally)
Voice: Ok, Folks, that's all for now!
[ Me: Hi!
Nita: Hi!
Kit: Hi!
Me: Where did you come form?
Both: Your mind.
Me: Oh, Okay, Anyway, Review!!!]