Me: Hi!

Kit: Hi!

Nita: Hi!

Me: You guys are back!

Kit: Yep!

Me: Bye!

Kit: But we're not going anywhere!

(Oddbird hits her voices with a rabid beaver)

Me: Okay, now that that's been taken care of, here's Chappie 3. By the way, if this chappie isn't as good, it's because I'm not sugar- hyped. (thinks) (a giant bag of sugar and a ladder appears) Okay on with the... show? (climbs into the bag and starts scarfing down sugar)

Disclaimer: see prologue : )

A voice: Hello and welcome to The Useless Question Show! Here's our host, Voice!

Voice: Hello!

Aud.: Hello!

Voice: Today, on our show we have Artemis Fowl, boy genius, Holly, a LEPrecon Captain, and Root, her boss!

Voice: Today, we're doing a Fortune Round!

Aud. Yay!

Artemis: But we did that 2 days ago!

Voice: And your point is?

Artemis: Why are we doing it again?

Foaly: I have a question. Why is the beginning practically always the same?

Voice: Good question. I'll ask the writer. (yells) Oddbird!

(camera shot of me eating sugar)

Voice: Uh, she's busy right now.

Holly (to Root): I have a feeling today's going to get crazier. Root: I though Foaly was gone!

Me: Well, I brought him back to ask a question because I was curious.

Voice: Well, just so you all know, I was thinking about making this into a question round, but no, you had to ask questions! So, now it's time to play the Maze of Fire!!!!! Rules are: get to the end before the last person and don't get burnt. The fire will not stray or go out with water, ect. If you get burned or touched by the fire, or is the last player out, is gone. Ready, (peeps are transported to center of maze) Set, GO!!!

[All of the next bit is actions unless marked by parentheses]

The LEPrecon officers go right, Artemis goes left. Zoom in on LEPrecon officers. Holy takes a left, Root, a right. Artemis and Holly run into each other. Artemis falls down, and stays down. Holly goes south, finds a dead end and turns around and goes north and finds an exit. Root gets madder and madder as he keeps running into dead ends. Suddenly he takes a right and finds himself right next to Holly. Artemis gets up, takes a right, and also finds that he's by Holly.

[back to normal parentheses and stuff]

Voice: Okay, everybody's out. Artemis got out last, but Julius is real red-

Root: Don't call me Julius!

Voice: Okay, Root is real red, so he must've gotten burnt. Bye bye, Julius!

Root: Don't- (Voice waves a wand and Root disappears)

Voice: That's all on the Useless Question Show!

Me: Um.... Voice?

Voice: Yeah?

Me: Julius didn't get burnt

Voice: Oh well, I'll just bring in new recruits. (waves wand, and Trouble and a squirrel appear.)

Voice: Is that better?

Me: Much. Come here Squirrelly, come here.

Reviewish stuff

Blah- Thanks for the kind review. Is this long enough?

Tuke of the Pyreness- Yeah, I know. Also, I read your profile. The story you had there is v. sweet.

Oddbird92- Wait that's me!

Thanks a lot peeps! Review!

Me: I'm hungry (thinks) (microwave and T.V. dinner appears) (fixes dinner)

Kit: Why don't you get up and fix a real T.V. dinner

Me: Because hunger is all in the mind.

Nita: whatever...

Me: I could get rid of you, ya know? Readers, should I get rid of my 2 voices? Have you seen the musical, Seussical? Review!