Something was different about Sonic. Perhaps one could afford to give a queer eye to the straight guy, who as far as we know, talks to himself and acts very ladylike. I wonder…
Sonic awoke the next morning. Something felt odd, but he wasn't quite sure what. He sat up, as always, got dressed, nothing unusual, and walked into the kitchen, normally.
Tails had obviously come back from his babysitting job, because something was cooking on the stove, "Hi Sonic! It's about time you're up."
"What do you mean? It's morning, isn't it?"
"Uhm… no… it's dinner time Sonic. You've been asleep all day."
"Really?" Sonic asked, looking out the window into the night sky, "Wow, I guess I did…"
"Sonic, where were you yesterday?" Tails asked.
Sonic sighed and told Tails about what had happened.
"And… you never found Amy?"
Sonic shook his head, "No… her soul must've flown into heaven with the others. But… if that's true, why do I get the feeling she's close by."
"I'm closer than you think, Sonic…" Amy's voice said. Tails turned around.
"Huh? What was that?"
"I don't know Tails… I think it just came from me… but that would mean..."
"Wow! I'm in Sonic's body! Cool!" Amy said again.
"Yipe!" Sonic jumped ten feet into the air. Tails began to crack up.
"She was close by! She was in you!" Tails laughed.
"Amy! Get outta my head!"
"And lose the opportunity to read your thoughts? No way!" Amy said, reading into Sonic's mind, "Hm… Aw.. Sonic missed me!"
"Eep! AMY!" Sonic yelled.
Tails stepped out of the room, "Uh… you can talk with yourself, I'll just go now…" Then he ran out of the room.
"Amy! Quit it!" Sonic yelled.
"No way!" Amy giggled.
Then, Sonic got an idea, an evil idea, "All right then Amy, you leave me no choice!"
"Oh what are YOU gonna do? Imagine me out?"
"No, but close to it…" Sonic closed his eyes and began to think about…
"EEK! Sonic! You dirty bastard! QUIT THINKING THAT!"
"No way!"
"SONIC! Stop that!"
"Never! I can think about you anyway I want to think!"
"That's it! You have crossed the line! No, you're so far past the line that… The line it a DOT to you! I'm taking over!"
"And what does that me--- ARGH!" Sonic yelled, holding his head. Then, his eyes drove out of focus and it wasn't Sonic anymore.
"Hm…" Amy said, looking around, "I think I'm going to enjoy this!"
"Amy! Give me my body back!" Sonic roared, but no one except Amy could hear him.
"Don't worry Sonic. I'll tell all your friends that it's me… After I mess with them a little!"
"Amy!"
Just then, Amy smirked, "And I'll have my revenge for your thoughts about me!"
"Amy… you wouldn't…"
Amy ran into the bathroom and began to giggle.
"AMY! THAT'S AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!"
"Oh shut up…"
Sonic didn't like this one bit, "I'm taking control now!"
"Fine by me. I've done my bit already!"
Sonic took control of his body again and sighed, "Amy… just don't do that in public, got it?"
"Okay…"
Sonic walked back out and saw Tails rolling on the floor, dying of laughter.
"It's not funny, Tails…"
"Yes it is! You gotta share a body with a girl! Nonetheless, Amy!" Tails laughed again.
A week passes and everyone's noticed something odd about Sonic. He doesn't eat anything that isn't slimming and has somehow picked up very nice manners. More than once has someone brought out a queer eye for the straight guy. I wonder…
The End
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Don't Believe the Rumors
Or Atleast Hope They're Wrong
Sonic Can't be Gay
Can He?
Wishes are Eternal