Disclaimer: Same as the last chappy!
A/N: Thanks reviewers! *points to reviews* A lot of you said that you think it's really funny.I think only two people said that its not.But that's alright.I don't really care, as long as the majority of the people are enjoying! Anywho, its 60 second alphabet!
Dumbledore: "Hey! Our winner tonight is Ron!"
Ron [sitting at the desk and smiling]: "That's right. Okay.tonight, the four of you will be doing the 60 second alphabet. Now," [he looks out to the audience] "I need, first, a place you don't really want to have an argument in."
Person 1: "The bathroom!"
Person 2: "At a funeral!"
Person 3: "A wedding!"
Person 4: "A doctor's office!"
Ron: "Alright, I like the bathroom. Now I need what you are arguing about."
Person 1: "Which types of Doritos are better!"
Person 2: "Relationships!"
Ron: "Okay.If that's all, I liked the first one. The type of Doritos that is better. And last, I need a letter."
The whole audience at the same time: "V!"
Ron: "Alright! You four are in a bathroom, arguing about which type of Doritos are better, and you start with the letter V. Go!"
Harry: "Vern! What type of Doritos do you think are the best?"
Draco: "Well, of course, cheese!"
Dumbledore: "X-ternal people are easily blocked from the truth. I must say that Ranch is the best!"
Hermione: "You are totally mistaken! Jalapeño is the best!"
Harry: "Zebra's stripes! We are in a bathroom.Arguing about Doritos and you are ALL wrong! 3D's are the best!" Dumbledore: "Are not!"
Harry: "But of course they are!"
Draco: "Can I say something?"
Harry: "Do you really need to?"
Draco: "Excuse me! Why else would I ask?!"
Dumbledore: "For Christ's sakes, what is it?"
Draco: "Got to ask the young lady a question."
Hermione: "Huh?"
Draco: "I wanted to ask, why are you in a GUY'S bathroom?"
Hermione: "Just because.I followed you guys in here when we where arguing about what the best type of Doritos are the best. Which of course are Jalapeño!
Harry: "Kind of thing you would say!"
Dumbledore: "Lost her mind that one has! It's Ranch!!"
Ron: "Thirty seconds left."
Draco: "Most unfortunate that I DISAGREE!"
Hermione: "Nothing is better than Jalapeño!"
Harry: "Of course there is something better!"
Dumbledore: "Poor child, of course!"
Draco: "Que Pasa!"
Hermione: "Right."
Ron: "15 seconds."
Draco: "Surprised you didn't I?"
Harry: "To tell the truth, yes."
Draco: "Understandable." [Buzzer]
Ron: "Wow! Great job everyone! That was really funny! Alright, tune in next time for another 'Wizard's Whose Line is it Anyway!' And to end our show tonight, Draco and Hermione will act like they are watching a soap opera together."
Draco [pretending to be crying]: "Yes.We have JK Rowling to thank."
Hermione [sobbing]: "And Harry Potter."
Draco [still pretending]: "And Albus Dumbledore."
Hermione [sobbing still and wipes away a mock tear]: "And," [pretends to blow nose] "We have Draco Malfoy."
Draco [falls on the floor from so much crying]: "There is also Hermione Granger."
Hermione [sobbing hysterically now]: "Ron Weasly too."
Draco: "And of course, our audience members!"
Hermione and Draco stop as the credits stop. They go back to there seats and laugh.
A/N: Alrighty then! As Ace Ventura says. We are now breaching another episode! I will have it up as soon as possible. I tried really hard to make this chapter funny.for those of you who didn't think that the last ones where funny. So.this is kind of for you guys. I get my inspiration from my brothers. They both gave me funny things to put in. Like in the last Chapter, one of my brothers said that it would be perfect for Draco to be Harry. And for this one, they told me different places that you wouldn't want an argument.But I thought of the bathroom. And then they told me the Doritos one for something that you would never argue about in a bathroom. It was funny really funny. I laughed as I wrote.Anyway, this is getting really too long, so I am saying, Reviews please!
A/N: Thanks reviewers! *points to reviews* A lot of you said that you think it's really funny.I think only two people said that its not.But that's alright.I don't really care, as long as the majority of the people are enjoying! Anywho, its 60 second alphabet!
Dumbledore: "Hey! Our winner tonight is Ron!"
Ron [sitting at the desk and smiling]: "That's right. Okay.tonight, the four of you will be doing the 60 second alphabet. Now," [he looks out to the audience] "I need, first, a place you don't really want to have an argument in."
Person 1: "The bathroom!"
Person 2: "At a funeral!"
Person 3: "A wedding!"
Person 4: "A doctor's office!"
Ron: "Alright, I like the bathroom. Now I need what you are arguing about."
Person 1: "Which types of Doritos are better!"
Person 2: "Relationships!"
Ron: "Okay.If that's all, I liked the first one. The type of Doritos that is better. And last, I need a letter."
The whole audience at the same time: "V!"
Ron: "Alright! You four are in a bathroom, arguing about which type of Doritos are better, and you start with the letter V. Go!"
Harry: "Vern! What type of Doritos do you think are the best?"
Draco: "Well, of course, cheese!"
Dumbledore: "X-ternal people are easily blocked from the truth. I must say that Ranch is the best!"
Hermione: "You are totally mistaken! Jalapeño is the best!"
Harry: "Zebra's stripes! We are in a bathroom.Arguing about Doritos and you are ALL wrong! 3D's are the best!" Dumbledore: "Are not!"
Harry: "But of course they are!"
Draco: "Can I say something?"
Harry: "Do you really need to?"
Draco: "Excuse me! Why else would I ask?!"
Dumbledore: "For Christ's sakes, what is it?"
Draco: "Got to ask the young lady a question."
Hermione: "Huh?"
Draco: "I wanted to ask, why are you in a GUY'S bathroom?"
Hermione: "Just because.I followed you guys in here when we where arguing about what the best type of Doritos are the best. Which of course are Jalapeño!
Harry: "Kind of thing you would say!"
Dumbledore: "Lost her mind that one has! It's Ranch!!"
Ron: "Thirty seconds left."
Draco: "Most unfortunate that I DISAGREE!"
Hermione: "Nothing is better than Jalapeño!"
Harry: "Of course there is something better!"
Dumbledore: "Poor child, of course!"
Draco: "Que Pasa!"
Hermione: "Right."
Ron: "15 seconds."
Draco: "Surprised you didn't I?"
Harry: "To tell the truth, yes."
Draco: "Understandable." [Buzzer]
Ron: "Wow! Great job everyone! That was really funny! Alright, tune in next time for another 'Wizard's Whose Line is it Anyway!' And to end our show tonight, Draco and Hermione will act like they are watching a soap opera together."
Draco [pretending to be crying]: "Yes.We have JK Rowling to thank."
Hermione [sobbing]: "And Harry Potter."
Draco [still pretending]: "And Albus Dumbledore."
Hermione [sobbing still and wipes away a mock tear]: "And," [pretends to blow nose] "We have Draco Malfoy."
Draco [falls on the floor from so much crying]: "There is also Hermione Granger."
Hermione [sobbing hysterically now]: "Ron Weasly too."
Draco: "And of course, our audience members!"
Hermione and Draco stop as the credits stop. They go back to there seats and laugh.
A/N: Alrighty then! As Ace Ventura says. We are now breaching another episode! I will have it up as soon as possible. I tried really hard to make this chapter funny.for those of you who didn't think that the last ones where funny. So.this is kind of for you guys. I get my inspiration from my brothers. They both gave me funny things to put in. Like in the last Chapter, one of my brothers said that it would be perfect for Draco to be Harry. And for this one, they told me different places that you wouldn't want an argument.But I thought of the bathroom. And then they told me the Doritos one for something that you would never argue about in a bathroom. It was funny really funny. I laughed as I wrote.Anyway, this is getting really too long, so I am saying, Reviews please!