Man, I Feel Like A Woman

by Chibish

The girls (along with two of my OCs), plan a trip to a hot springs. Kuwabara ,desperate to come along (because of Yukina), forces the guys to come, too. But there's a catch...They have to dress up as girls! R&R! :D

1. Vacation Announced

Man, I Feel Like A Women

Tee hee! XD XD XD New Yu Yu Hakusho story! My friend, Dottie wondered how the Yu Yu Hakusho peeps would look like if they were the opposite gender, and I decided to base a fan fiction on it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.....yeah....o.o; I do own my OCs, Eikouna and Setsuya. ::nods::

Begin Chapter One

Keiko and Shizuru tighten their full suitcases, as they juggled them down the steps of Yusuke's staircase.

"Where are you going?" Yusuke repeated, as they reached to bottom, heading for his living room.

"I told you," Keiko shot, "it's really none of your concern. Shizuru and the other girls believe that we all need some time off. Not you and the guys. Us."

"I heard you the first time. Where exactly are you going?"

Keiko dropped her suitcase onto the ground, sitting on one of the sofas. "Out."

"Out where?" Kuwabara barked. He, along with Kurama, Hiei, Setsuya, Yukina, Eikouna, and Botan were settled on the sofas, as well. "I need to know where my Yukina is going. We have a date tonight."

"Correction. You and your cat have a date tonight," Hiei muttered.

"Shut up, shrimp! No one asked you!"

"WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING OUT TO?!" Yusuke screamed, yet again.

"NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!" Keiko screamed back.

Shizuru placed a hand on Keiko's trembling shoulder. "Tell them."

Keiko heaved an irritated sigh. "A hot springs."

"That's it?" Yusuke groaned.

"A girls only hot springs," Yukina added innocently.

"Sorry, guys," Botan murmured, looking down at her lap.

Eikouna smirked, holding back her amused face. "They'll get over it. They got over bean night at Billy Bob's buffet, so they'll get over this, as well."

"NO I WON'T!" Kuwabara hollered, shaking his fists. "I want to stay with Yukina! One minute without her, and I might DIE!"

"No offense, but I really, really like the sound of that."

"SHUT YOUR TRAP! I'M GOING, AND THAT'S—"

"Bro, shut it," Shizuru demanded. "You can't go, and you best get used to it. What are you gonna do, dress up like a girl?"

There was a long, awkward silence....

"That's just sick enough to work!"

End Chapter One

Yup, pretty messed up. --U It's going to get weirder, so heads up!
By the way, if you have time, please review! ::big, cheesy grin::

Love ya! :D