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A/N: Alrighty! Great new ideas for the upcoming chapters! BTW, thanks for the reviews. MOST of them where really good. Someone said, I quote, "A- Use a proper disclaimer.rnrnB- This might just be my opinion but I think this story would work better if you were to make it funny (ie like the source material) rather than pathetic (ie What it its.)" That really kinda ticked me off. Firstly, to the person who said that, I DID use a proper disclaimer, and secondly, if you don't like it, then don't read and stop ruining it for everyone else. In kind regards, ~Banana~
Cast:
Harry Potter - Host Lavender and Pavarit - instruments Ginny Weasly - Contestant Draco Malfoy - Contestant Cho Chang - Contestant Moaning Myrtle - Contestant
Harry [Up in the audience]: "Hello everyone! Welcome to The Wizarding Whose Line is it Anyway! Let's look at our contestants for tonight! We all know her, she has bright red hair and one of her favorite hobbies is avoiding me! Its Ginny Weasly!" [Ginny looks up at the camera and sticks her tongue out.] "Next we have someone who has hated my guts since the first year. Favorite Hobby, teasing me and my two best friends. It's Draco Malfoy!" [Draco looks at the camera and blocks his face from view with his hands] "Next, it's the girl I have had a crush-I mean um.Yeah.Its Cho Chang!" [Cho looks up at the camera and starts pretending to brush her hair.] "And lastly, we have the ghostly girl of Myrtle. Favorite Hobbies, flooding the girls bathroom, whining, moaning, and moping!" [Myrtle stares that the camera, a blank expression on her face]
Harry: "Alright. Let's go have some fun!" [He runs from the audience and sits at his desk]
Harry: "Hello. I am your host for this evening, Harry Potter. Tonight we have a great show. This is the show where we do funny stuff to entertain you and give out points. But, the points don't matter. That's right; the points are like Draco being a prefect. It doesn't matter and won't do the world any good!"
Draco: "Hey, watch your mouth, Potter!"
Harry: "10 points from Draco. See? Didn't matter. Any way, tonight's first game is questions only. This is for all four of you and you are only aloud to ask questions. From the audience I need a place that you would never even think of going to for vacation. Until now." He laughed then people started shouting out things.
Person 1: "Antarctica!"
Person 2: "The sun!"
Person 3: "A hotel next to a volcano!"
Harry: "Okay, a Hotel next to a volcano. That's good. Is that volcano about to erupt?" Person 3: "YES!"
Harry [laughing]: "Alright. Let's have Draco and Myrtle on this side and Ginny and Cho on the other side. You four are in.Lets make it Hawaii, in a hotel next to a volcano that's about to erupt. When you are ready, go."
Draco walks out and Ginny comes from the other side.
Draco: "Do you hear that?"
Ginny: "What?"
Draco [saying as though there was a really loud noise]: "Can you hear me?!"
Ginny: "What?!"
Draco [looking angry, he walks off after the buzzer and Myrtle comes in]
Myrtle: "You think there's something coming?"
Ginny: "Like what?"
Myrtle: "We are next to a volcano, right?"
Ginny: "You think it will erupt?"
Myrtle: "You mean did the thought cross my mind?"
Ginny [hesitates and goes off stage as the buzzer goes off. Cho walks on]
Cho: "Accuse me, but do you know where I can get some ice cream around here?"
Myrtle: "Are you hot?"
Cho: "Aren't you?"
Myrtle: "Didn't I ask first?"
Cho: "If you insist." [She walks off and Ginny comes back on]
Ginny: "Why are we waiting here?"
Myrtle: "Why not?"
Ginny: "Don't you hear that erupting sound?"
Myrtle: "Yes." [She laughed then walked off and Draco came on.]
Draco: "Do you know where the bathroom is?"
Ginny: "Guys or Girls?"
Draco: "Are you stupid?"
Ginny: "Not as much as you might think." [She walked off and Cho comes on]
Cho: "Why don't you go to the bathroom?"
Draco: "Do you know where it is?"
Cho: "Isn't that a stupid question? Am I the one who needs it?"
Draco [looking disgruntled]: "Aw shoot."
[Buzzer numerous times]
Harry: "Well don't all of you! That's Draco's 10 points back and a thousand points to the other three."
Draco: "Hey, that's not fair! Why do they get more points?"
Harry: "A. I don't like you and B. The points don't matter."
Draco: "Aw, come on Harry! I am only mean to you at school! Not here on the show!!"
Harry: "Oh fine. 1000 more points to all of you."
Draco: "They still have more."
Harry [winking]: "I know."
A/N: Okay, that's the chapter, next one coming soon! Reviews please! Thanks a lot for reading, I really appreciate it!
A/N: Alrighty! Great new ideas for the upcoming chapters! BTW, thanks for the reviews. MOST of them where really good. Someone said, I quote, "A- Use a proper disclaimer.rnrnB- This might just be my opinion but I think this story would work better if you were to make it funny (ie like the source material) rather than pathetic (ie What it its.)" That really kinda ticked me off. Firstly, to the person who said that, I DID use a proper disclaimer, and secondly, if you don't like it, then don't read and stop ruining it for everyone else. In kind regards, ~Banana~
Cast:
Harry Potter - Host Lavender and Pavarit - instruments Ginny Weasly - Contestant Draco Malfoy - Contestant Cho Chang - Contestant Moaning Myrtle - Contestant
Harry [Up in the audience]: "Hello everyone! Welcome to The Wizarding Whose Line is it Anyway! Let's look at our contestants for tonight! We all know her, she has bright red hair and one of her favorite hobbies is avoiding me! Its Ginny Weasly!" [Ginny looks up at the camera and sticks her tongue out.] "Next we have someone who has hated my guts since the first year. Favorite Hobby, teasing me and my two best friends. It's Draco Malfoy!" [Draco looks at the camera and blocks his face from view with his hands] "Next, it's the girl I have had a crush-I mean um.Yeah.Its Cho Chang!" [Cho looks up at the camera and starts pretending to brush her hair.] "And lastly, we have the ghostly girl of Myrtle. Favorite Hobbies, flooding the girls bathroom, whining, moaning, and moping!" [Myrtle stares that the camera, a blank expression on her face]
Harry: "Alright. Let's go have some fun!" [He runs from the audience and sits at his desk]
Harry: "Hello. I am your host for this evening, Harry Potter. Tonight we have a great show. This is the show where we do funny stuff to entertain you and give out points. But, the points don't matter. That's right; the points are like Draco being a prefect. It doesn't matter and won't do the world any good!"
Draco: "Hey, watch your mouth, Potter!"
Harry: "10 points from Draco. See? Didn't matter. Any way, tonight's first game is questions only. This is for all four of you and you are only aloud to ask questions. From the audience I need a place that you would never even think of going to for vacation. Until now." He laughed then people started shouting out things.
Person 1: "Antarctica!"
Person 2: "The sun!"
Person 3: "A hotel next to a volcano!"
Harry: "Okay, a Hotel next to a volcano. That's good. Is that volcano about to erupt?" Person 3: "YES!"
Harry [laughing]: "Alright. Let's have Draco and Myrtle on this side and Ginny and Cho on the other side. You four are in.Lets make it Hawaii, in a hotel next to a volcano that's about to erupt. When you are ready, go."
Draco walks out and Ginny comes from the other side.
Draco: "Do you hear that?"
Ginny: "What?"
Draco [saying as though there was a really loud noise]: "Can you hear me?!"
Ginny: "What?!"
Draco [looking angry, he walks off after the buzzer and Myrtle comes in]
Myrtle: "You think there's something coming?"
Ginny: "Like what?"
Myrtle: "We are next to a volcano, right?"
Ginny: "You think it will erupt?"
Myrtle: "You mean did the thought cross my mind?"
Ginny [hesitates and goes off stage as the buzzer goes off. Cho walks on]
Cho: "Accuse me, but do you know where I can get some ice cream around here?"
Myrtle: "Are you hot?"
Cho: "Aren't you?"
Myrtle: "Didn't I ask first?"
Cho: "If you insist." [She walks off and Ginny comes back on]
Ginny: "Why are we waiting here?"
Myrtle: "Why not?"
Ginny: "Don't you hear that erupting sound?"
Myrtle: "Yes." [She laughed then walked off and Draco came on.]
Draco: "Do you know where the bathroom is?"
Ginny: "Guys or Girls?"
Draco: "Are you stupid?"
Ginny: "Not as much as you might think." [She walked off and Cho comes on]
Cho: "Why don't you go to the bathroom?"
Draco: "Do you know where it is?"
Cho: "Isn't that a stupid question? Am I the one who needs it?"
Draco [looking disgruntled]: "Aw shoot."
[Buzzer numerous times]
Harry: "Well don't all of you! That's Draco's 10 points back and a thousand points to the other three."
Draco: "Hey, that's not fair! Why do they get more points?"
Harry: "A. I don't like you and B. The points don't matter."
Draco: "Aw, come on Harry! I am only mean to you at school! Not here on the show!!"
Harry: "Oh fine. 1000 more points to all of you."
Draco: "They still have more."
Harry [winking]: "I know."
A/N: Okay, that's the chapter, next one coming soon! Reviews please! Thanks a lot for reading, I really appreciate it!