Man, I Feel Like A Woman: Chapter Two

Chapter Two Begin

After a long talk they all decided that the girls themselves would work on each of the four. Two for two of them, and only one for the two left over. [A/N: Confusing-ish. O.o]



"We'll take Yusuke," Keiko and Botan announced.

"We'll take bro," Shizuru said, taking Yukina's hand.

"Kurama!" Setsuya squealed, snuggling Kurama's arm.

"Guess you're stuck with me," Eikouna said, smiling at Hiei.

"We'll take turns," Botan said. "We'll dress them up and stuff in the bathroom. When they're all finished, we'll put them into separate rooms, and after everybody is done, we'll have a revealing."

"What is this, the Swan?" Yusuke snorted. "And who said we agreed to this, anyway?"

"If I'm going, you are too," Kuwabara spat. Yusuke quickly nodded.

[Yusuke's Turn]

Keiko and Botan pranced into Yusuke's large bathroom, Yusuke following close behind. He sat down on the closed toilet seat, as Keiko shut the door.

"What should we do to him?" Botan whispered to Keiko.

Keiko examined Yusuke, up and down. "I'm thinking hair clip-ons."

"Hair clip-ons?" Yusuke repeated, rubbing him chin.

"It makes your hair look longer. Sort of like hair hook-ons."

"Uhh...okay."

"Maybe eyeliner," Botan added, giggling. "Blue eyeliner."

Keiko chuckled, and nodded in approval. "He's going to look beautiful!"

[Kuwabara's Turn]

"This is going to be tough," Shizuru muttered, when they reached the bathroom.

Kuwabara rolled his eyes, adjusting his seating position on the toilet seat.

"We have to flatten his hair a little," Yukina suggested, shrugging. "And lipstick!"

Shizuru chuckled. "What should we make him wear?"

"School uniform, perhaps...?"

Shizuru nodded. "What color?"

"Blue or green. What color would you like, Kazuma?"

"Purple!" Kuwabara squealed.

Shizuru stared at him for a second, edging away slowly. "It's agreed, then."

[Kurama's Turn]

"This is going to be so much fun!" Setsuya cheered, pushing Kurama onto the toilet seat. She gleefully glomped him.

"Yes," Kurama sighed, rolling his eyes. "I cross dress every other day."

"No," Setsuya replied softly, "you coming on vacation with us. Even if you do have to dress like a female, you still are coming..."

Kurama blushed, patting her head a couple of times. "That is so sweet..."

"I know," Setsuya giggled, backing up. "I know exactly what to do!"

[Hiei's Turn]

"Hmmm," Eikouna hummed, pacing across the bathroom, in front of the sitting Hiei. She stopped and inspected Hiei. (Under the eye, behind the ear, etc...) She looked at him, their noses about five inches apart.

"So you really have to dress up like a woman?" Eikouna murmured, more to herself than Hiei. "You're cute as a guy."

Hiei looked away, his cheeks a soft crimson.

"Anyway," Eikouna said, grinning from ear to ear," leave it all to me."

[The Revealing]

The girls marched into the living room, sitting down onto the couch. The boys were in different rooms, instructed to come out whenever their name was called.

"Yusuke, come out," Keiko ordered.

They heard a moan, along with the creaking of an opening door. Out stepped Yusuke...

Thanks to the hair clip-ons, Yusuke's brunette hair now reached to his shoulders. Loop earrings hung from his ear lobs. Fresh, pink lipstick coated his lips neatly, blue eyeliner above his eyes. [A/N: Think Naraku from Inu-yasha, people.] His yellow dress came to a little over his knees.

"How do I look?" Yusuke asked, looking down at his bare legs.

"Aw!" Setsuya squealed, her eyes forming into miniature hearts. "Kawaii bishoujo!"

"Ahem. That would be bishounen."

"Whatever," Shizuru coughed. "Kazuma, your turn!"

Kuwabara dragged his feet into the room. In a matter of seconds, everyone regretted it...

Kuwabara had red lipstick on. His hair basically looked the same, but instead, he actually had bangs. He wore a purple girl's school uniform; brown dress shoes, long socks, and all. [A/N: Like Kagome Higurashi's outfit in Inu-yasha, 'cept purple on the green parts.]

Kuwabara blinked a couple of times, as everyone stated. He quickly sat down.

"Kurama-kun—er, chan, please come out!" Setsuya called out. Kurama walked out, blushing.

His hair was up in two buns, only the strands that usually over his ears dangling freely. His eyelashes looked longer, too, and much more feminine looking. He looked ten times more intelligent thank usual, in his 'office lady' looking gray suit.

"And for a touch," Setsuya said, pulling out a pair of small oval- shaped eyeglasses. She walked up to Kurama, and placed them about an inch from the tip of his nose. "Perfect!"

"You're so cute!" Botan complimented. "If you were a guy, I would so date you! Wait, you are a guy! Tee hee!" Setsuya hissed.

"It's Hiei's turn," Kurama quickly said, desperate to change the subject.

"Hope shorty doesn't look as bad as Yusuke," Kuwabara muttered, rubbing his eyes. "My eyes still sting."

"Look who's talking!" Yusuke snapped. "My dress just so happens to be a lot better looking than yours!"

"Oh yeah!—"

"Shut up!" Eikouna heatedly replied. "Thank you for filling my mind with sick images! Hiei, show yourself."

Hiei stepped out, a scold spread across his face. "Hn."

Hiei's hair was completely black and flatten out. It reached a little over his waist, the tips of it white, because of his sprite. He had very pale, pink lipstick one, and was currently wearing a dark blue silk kimono. He also wore the traditional socks and sandels.

Kuwabara and Yusuke oozed a puddle of drool. "Who's the chick?"

"Hiei," Eikouna proudly announced, nodding.

"Sh..sh...SHRIMP?!" Kuwabara screeched, spit shooting in every direction. "SHRIMP HAD A SEX CHANGE?!?!?!"

Chapter Two End

I made Kuwa to say the last part, 'cause I needed to show you guys that he doesn't understand what's going on. O.o; I have nothing against Kuwabara. ::nods:: Believe me.

Love ya! :D