Hee! I haven't updated in awhile. I've been busy. Kinda. I'm just not in the mood lately. Lots happened, like me turning twelve. :o
I would like to thank all of those nice, wonderful people who reviewed. I truly, truly appreciate it. :D Me, Eikouna, and Setsuya love you! XD;;
Yu Yu Hakusho © Yoshihiro Togashi (::bows down::)
Eikouna, Setsuya, Walter (he's introduced in this chapter) © Me, Chibish!
In a matter of minutes, the RVs Botan had rented rode up into the driveway. She had called them over just the day earlier.
"How did you know that we needed two buses?" Kurama asked, adjusting his specs.
"I had a feeling that you boys would be tagging along," Botan responded, winking.
After gathering up the luggage, everyone headed outside. The boys twitched, noticing the male drivers. Everyone knew that guys had the ability to tell gender from gender. Just in case, each of them bowed their heads in prayer (for brainless drivers, of course! :D).
"Girls in that one," Eikouna ordered, turning her head to the RV on the right. She then eyed the other one. "...Other, other girls."
They all nodded, piling into their instructed automobile.
(In the other, other girls bus...)
"Hey, toots," the driver said, as Hiei walked in (actually, Kurama had him at the waist and was dragging him. But, whatever. Same diff.). He jerked his head up for les than a second: the official wannabe "player" look.
"Shut up," Hiei shot, loosening himself from Kurama's grip.
"What a deep voice you have there, babe... Bobby like..."
Hiei gagged loudly, "accidently" jabbing him in the kidneys, knocking him out. He roughly threw the body out of the open door.
"Hiei!" Yusuke hollered. "That was the driver!"
"So?!"
"He was going to take us to the hot springs! None of us have a driver's license!"
"...Since when did that ever stop us?" Kuwabara pointed out.
"Since I started wearing frilly dresses and leotards!" Yusuke spat.
Kurama gulped, "I guess that leaves us only one option..."
(In the [slightly] normal girls bus...)
The four entered, bags in their hands. They ignored the driver, who didn't look the least bit manly, as did the other.
"We couldn't help but notice the man flying out of your RV," Shizuru stated, holding a cigarette between two of her fingers. "What happened?"
"He was, as they call it, 'hitting' on Hiei," Kurama informed them.
"That guy was either a complete moron," Setsuya muttered, "or a raging homosexual." [A/N: Sorry if that's offending to some people! ;.; I support them, so no need to worry! Setsuya is just heartless. .]
Eikouna glanced up (her face was buried in a yaoi manga. Our dear friend Eikouna can be quite the perv sometimes. ;D). [A/N: Eikouna has reading glasses! In scenes that involve her reading, just imagine her wearing them, 'kay? They look like Eiri Yuki's (from Gravitation)! He ish t33h sexx, indeed.] "He sounds interesting." Everyone sweat dropped.
"Anyway," Yusuke said, turning to the driver (later known as Walter), "is it okay if we stay here?"
Walter leapt up from the driver's seat, giggling like an ugly school girl (which made quite a lot of sense at the time, considering that was exactly what he looked like). His ruby-colored belly shirt revealed his extremely bushy tummy.
"C'mon girls!" he giggled/snorted. "Let's hit the road!"
Everyone, afraid to disagree, nodded and took a seat (it looked like any ordinary RV in there. Sadly enough, the authoress is too lazy to type a description. sobs).
Walter started the car up, turned up his 80's tunes, and they were off.
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A lot went on during said car trip, so perhaps the "scene-like" writing method will be used for this part. Only the most interesting (an embarrassing) moments will be told for the world to see.
Meanwhile, in the in between hours, imagine each of them either
a) Sleeping
b) Just plain sitting there, or
c) Throwing random objects at the back of Walter's head.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
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9:45 AM
Kuwabara: ::digging through a bag:: Where's the food? We were so stirred-up about cross-dressing that we forgot to eat.
Botan0: ::points at a cooler, which is set on the passenger seat next to Walter::
Kuwabara: All right, then. ::gets up and walks over to the seat, picking up the cooler::
Walter: ::looks at him, looking utterly horrified after a second:: O.O ::turns down the radio:: Say, what's your name?
Kuwabara: Oh. It's Kuwa--...::freezes::...O.o;;...Kuwa...Kuwa...sandra. Kuwasandra. I'm Kuwasandra!
Walter: And how old are you, Kuwasandra?
Kuwabara: ::blink blink:: Forteen...
Walter: Your face's bone structure makes you look around fifty! ::takes out a make-up kit:: May I fix it up for you?
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10:17 PM
Kuwabara: ::walks into the area where everyone is sitting, his face covered up by the cooler, which he is holding in his arms::
Yusuke: Hey, it's Kuwasandra! What took you?
Kuwabara: ::sets the cooler down, revealing his face, which doesn't have that rough look to it anymore::
Everyone but him: ...O.O...
Shizuru: Wow, bro. Your face looks as smooth as a baby's butt.
Kurama: Perhaps...you can actually pass off as a girl now, Kuwabara...
Kuwabara: What is that supposed to mean?!
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1:49 PM
Walter: ::just went through a drive-thru, passing some food back to everyone::
Setsuya: Wow! I guess Mr. Furry Chest really isn't that worthless after all!
Hiei: ::holds an ice cream bar up to his face:: What is this? And since when was snow edible? [A/N: I guess it is. It's just frozen, snowy water, after all...o.o;;]
Kurama: Just try it, Hiei.
Hiei: ::takes a bite, his eyes suddenly widening::
Everyone: ::stops eating and watches::
Hiei: What...sweet snow...
Eikouna: ::raises an eyebrow, a chocolate Pocky stick in her mouth:: [A/N: Those totally rawk mai world.] Maybe that's what it's called.
Hiei: ::eyes remain wide during the remainder of the lunch period::
Freaky Announcer Dude: And so, ice cream was known as "sweet snow" to the clueless Hiei from that day on... Not a very healthy addiction, eh?
Chibish: But from the crap Hiei has been through, that's surly something he can handle by himself.
F.A.D. and Chibish: ::hugs:: =3
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Two hours later, the RV slowed down to a stop.
Walter turned his head from the driver's seat, a grin spread across his face. "We're here!"
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter of Man, I Feel Like A Woman! If you feel like reviewing, go ahead. They'll be deeply appreciated and loved. 3 And we all know there's nothing better than making a little kid happy!
If you see any errors, I deeply apologize. I was listening to my Gravitation CD while typing it all. It rocks! If you like to download anime music and you've run out of ideas of what to download, then I recommend music from Gravitation! (My favorite songs are Break Through, the Rage Beat, and Sleepless Beauty. XP)
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