Disclaimer: OMG, it is SO hard to believe that im not the owner isn't it?!
I know!! I own NONE of the characters. So hard to believe. Well I don't, so
there.
A/N: OMG I am SOOO sorry that I haven't updated in forever. My dad deleted all the other chapters off the computer and I have had school.Its been really hard. But I am going to try and put up a couple of chapters this weekend. Enjoy this one thought!! It's Super Hero's.
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Harry: "Okay and welcome back to the show!! Next will be everyone's favorite game, Super Hero's!" [The four contestants walk out to the center of the stage] "Okay now from the audience I need a name for an unlikely super hero."
Person 1: "Cheese Dude!"
Person 2: "Penny Man!"
Person 3: "All-Hair-No-Boy Boy!"
Person 4: "Wedgi Man!"
Harry: "Alright.I liked All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. So Draco is All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. Now again from the audience, an event for All-Hair-No-Boy Boy to handle."
Person 1: "The toilet is over-flowed."
Person 2: "Someone stole a piece of bubblegum."
Person 3: "The pen is out of ink!!"
Harry [laughing]: "Okay, we'll do the toilet is over-flowed. So All-Hair-No- Boy Boy, you are supposed to deal with the toilet being over-flowed. Start when you're ready."
Draco [pretending to be sitting on a toilet. He gets up and pretends to wash his hands then turns around.]: "Oh my! My toilet is over-flowing! This is not good. I need some help!"
Ginny [walks in]: "Did I hear you say that you need help?"
Draco: "Why yes Talks Too Loud About Her Personal Problems Women."
Ginny: "Well if you think YOU have problems.My boyfriend just broke up with me. So beat that!"
Draco: "The toilet is over-flowed!!"
Ginny: "Calm down All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. Let's call in reinforcements."
Myrtle [walks out]: "Hello Talks Too Loud About Her Personal Problems Women."
Ginny: "Hello-" [think] "Itchy Girl!"
Myrtle [starts scratching herself]: "What's the problem?"
Ginny: "Well he thinks HE has a problem with his toilet being overflowed. But my mom told me last week that if I don't make strait O's this year on my NEWTS, she would-"
Draco: "My toilet is overflowed and I don't know what to do."
Myrtle [still scratching furiously]: "Well have you tried a plunger?"
Draco: "Well no but."
Cho [walks in]: "Hiya. I heard some commotion. What's up?"
Ginny: "I always TOLD her that I would do my best but NO."
Myrtle: "The toilet is over flowed Hugging Girl."
Cho [starts hugging everyone]: "Oh.Try a plunger."
Draco: "I don't have one."
Cho: "Well that's your problem. I have to go out and get some dinner. Bye all." [She hugs everyone again and walks off the stage]
Myrtle [still scratching]: "Well I have to go too.Yea.Bye!!!" [She walks off the stage as well.]
Ginny: "Well look at them. Dealing with there OWN problems! What about me? I need help too!!" [She walks off the stage, continuing to mutter loudly]
Draco: "Well.I am off to get a plunger. Who would have thought.?"
[BUZZ]
Harry: "Great job everyone, great job. Okay.50 points to everyone accept Draco."
Draco: "WHAT?!"
Harry: "That's right. But remember Draco, the points don't matter."
Draco: "Why don't I get any?! That's not fair! I had to be All-Hair-No-Boy Boy!!"
Harry: "You don't get any points because you where stupid enough to not have a plunger in your house."
[The audience laughs]
Draco: "Well..Well..Awe forget it."
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A/N: Okay.I will try to have more chapters up on Saturday MAYBE. I have a lot of stuff to do on Friday so Im not sure yet. But there ya go. Hope you enjoyed. Review please!! Weird Newscasters next.
A/N: OMG I am SOOO sorry that I haven't updated in forever. My dad deleted all the other chapters off the computer and I have had school.Its been really hard. But I am going to try and put up a couple of chapters this weekend. Enjoy this one thought!! It's Super Hero's.
~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Harry: "Okay and welcome back to the show!! Next will be everyone's favorite game, Super Hero's!" [The four contestants walk out to the center of the stage] "Okay now from the audience I need a name for an unlikely super hero."
Person 1: "Cheese Dude!"
Person 2: "Penny Man!"
Person 3: "All-Hair-No-Boy Boy!"
Person 4: "Wedgi Man!"
Harry: "Alright.I liked All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. So Draco is All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. Now again from the audience, an event for All-Hair-No-Boy Boy to handle."
Person 1: "The toilet is over-flowed."
Person 2: "Someone stole a piece of bubblegum."
Person 3: "The pen is out of ink!!"
Harry [laughing]: "Okay, we'll do the toilet is over-flowed. So All-Hair-No- Boy Boy, you are supposed to deal with the toilet being over-flowed. Start when you're ready."
Draco [pretending to be sitting on a toilet. He gets up and pretends to wash his hands then turns around.]: "Oh my! My toilet is over-flowing! This is not good. I need some help!"
Ginny [walks in]: "Did I hear you say that you need help?"
Draco: "Why yes Talks Too Loud About Her Personal Problems Women."
Ginny: "Well if you think YOU have problems.My boyfriend just broke up with me. So beat that!"
Draco: "The toilet is over-flowed!!"
Ginny: "Calm down All-Hair-No-Boy Boy. Let's call in reinforcements."
Myrtle [walks out]: "Hello Talks Too Loud About Her Personal Problems Women."
Ginny: "Hello-" [think] "Itchy Girl!"
Myrtle [starts scratching herself]: "What's the problem?"
Ginny: "Well he thinks HE has a problem with his toilet being overflowed. But my mom told me last week that if I don't make strait O's this year on my NEWTS, she would-"
Draco: "My toilet is overflowed and I don't know what to do."
Myrtle [still scratching furiously]: "Well have you tried a plunger?"
Draco: "Well no but."
Cho [walks in]: "Hiya. I heard some commotion. What's up?"
Ginny: "I always TOLD her that I would do my best but NO."
Myrtle: "The toilet is over flowed Hugging Girl."
Cho [starts hugging everyone]: "Oh.Try a plunger."
Draco: "I don't have one."
Cho: "Well that's your problem. I have to go out and get some dinner. Bye all." [She hugs everyone again and walks off the stage]
Myrtle [still scratching]: "Well I have to go too.Yea.Bye!!!" [She walks off the stage as well.]
Ginny: "Well look at them. Dealing with there OWN problems! What about me? I need help too!!" [She walks off the stage, continuing to mutter loudly]
Draco: "Well.I am off to get a plunger. Who would have thought.?"
[BUZZ]
Harry: "Great job everyone, great job. Okay.50 points to everyone accept Draco."
Draco: "WHAT?!"
Harry: "That's right. But remember Draco, the points don't matter."
Draco: "Why don't I get any?! That's not fair! I had to be All-Hair-No-Boy Boy!!"
Harry: "You don't get any points because you where stupid enough to not have a plunger in your house."
[The audience laughs]
Draco: "Well..Well..Awe forget it."
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A/N: Okay.I will try to have more chapters up on Saturday MAYBE. I have a lot of stuff to do on Friday so Im not sure yet. But there ya go. Hope you enjoyed. Review please!! Weird Newscasters next.