Disclaimer: I know, it's amazing...I don't own the characters...Yea I know.
I am just playing in JK's closet. I will put all the toys back when I am
finished.
A/N: Okay...I am writing until my fingers hurt and until they are bleeding...Because no one is going to stop me! Mwahaha! HmmHmm.On to the story. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Harry: "Welcome back everyone! Next we are doing Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you." [Everyone comes down to the stage. Draco and Ginny are the headliner people, Cho is sports, and Myrtle is weather.] "Now Ginny.You are going to be a crazed lunatic, out to kill Draco without him knowing."
Ginny: "Okay." [Evil smirk]
[Draco sighs]
Harry: "Myrtle, you are going to be...you. And Cho, you are going to be really angry at the camera because it doesn't show you enough. Now on to weird newscasters!"
Draco: "Welcome to The First Second Five o'clock news. Today there is breaking coverage on...Cho, what are you doing?"
Cho [walking to the camera and trying to get in front of it] "The camera doesn't show me enough!! Man! Focus on me, I am the star of this news channel!"
Draco: "Right...Well, you might need to move because we need to get on with this. You will get your chance later."
Cho [mumbles loudly] "Fine..."
Draco: "Anyhow, we have breaking coverage! We have found out that Professor Trelawney IS actually starting to come down for meals now! Isn't it amazing Ginny? Ginny?"
Ginny [sneaking up behind Draco with a hammer, then quickly hiding it behind her back when he turns around.] "Right.amazing boss...Really amazing."
Draco: "What are you doing?"
Ginny [sits back down, hammer still behind her back] "Nothing..."
Draco: "Anyway, on to the Weather!"
Ginny [try's to hit Draco with the hammer again, but fails, because he turns around to sneeze]
Myrtle: "Today we will be having heavy showers. How do I know you ask?" [She flies about the crowd and starts crying on them, tears falling and soaking them. Cho comes out and stands in front of the camera again, trying to get noticed.]
Audience: "Hey!"
Myrtle [stops crying] "Besides for that, you should have a very nice day. Opps, I'm sorry, more showers." [Cries again, tears splashing down on them]
Draco: "Okay then...On to Sports I guess." [Cho is still jumping in front of the camera, not hearing Draco.] "I SAID, on to SPORTS. That would be with the SPORTS department, heading with CHO CHANG."
Cho [goes back to her station] "Is the camera all focused on me? What? It isn't?! Well then get it closer!!! Anyhow, today in sports we have Italy against Malaysia. If you look on this screen we have here, then you can see the Malaysia is up by...Hey! Is the camera still on me?!!" [she goes over to the camera man and smacks him.]
Draco: "Okay, that's enough violence." [Ginny stretches her hands out to Draco's throat.] "Ginny, what are you doing??!!"
Ginny: "Nothing, boss! Really, it's nothing!"
Draco: "Right...CHO! STOP JUMPING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA! SECURITY!"
[Buzzer. Everyone goes back to there seats.]
Harry: "Okay everyone, great job. 1000 points to Draco and 500 to everyone else."
Draco: "Wow! Why are you being so nice Harry?"
Harry: "That's minus 2000 points from Draco for calling me nice."
Draco: "WHAT?!"
Harry: "You want another 2000 taken?"
Draco: "NO!"
Harry: "To bad."
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A/N: HAHA! I love doing that! I love Draco and all but, you no! Next is Dr. Know-It-All. That's not really what it's called, but that's what we call it. Reviews please!
A/N: Okay...I am writing until my fingers hurt and until they are bleeding...Because no one is going to stop me! Mwahaha! HmmHmm.On to the story. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Harry: "Welcome back everyone! Next we are doing Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you." [Everyone comes down to the stage. Draco and Ginny are the headliner people, Cho is sports, and Myrtle is weather.] "Now Ginny.You are going to be a crazed lunatic, out to kill Draco without him knowing."
Ginny: "Okay." [Evil smirk]
[Draco sighs]
Harry: "Myrtle, you are going to be...you. And Cho, you are going to be really angry at the camera because it doesn't show you enough. Now on to weird newscasters!"
Draco: "Welcome to The First Second Five o'clock news. Today there is breaking coverage on...Cho, what are you doing?"
Cho [walking to the camera and trying to get in front of it] "The camera doesn't show me enough!! Man! Focus on me, I am the star of this news channel!"
Draco: "Right...Well, you might need to move because we need to get on with this. You will get your chance later."
Cho [mumbles loudly] "Fine..."
Draco: "Anyhow, we have breaking coverage! We have found out that Professor Trelawney IS actually starting to come down for meals now! Isn't it amazing Ginny? Ginny?"
Ginny [sneaking up behind Draco with a hammer, then quickly hiding it behind her back when he turns around.] "Right.amazing boss...Really amazing."
Draco: "What are you doing?"
Ginny [sits back down, hammer still behind her back] "Nothing..."
Draco: "Anyway, on to the Weather!"
Ginny [try's to hit Draco with the hammer again, but fails, because he turns around to sneeze]
Myrtle: "Today we will be having heavy showers. How do I know you ask?" [She flies about the crowd and starts crying on them, tears falling and soaking them. Cho comes out and stands in front of the camera again, trying to get noticed.]
Audience: "Hey!"
Myrtle [stops crying] "Besides for that, you should have a very nice day. Opps, I'm sorry, more showers." [Cries again, tears splashing down on them]
Draco: "Okay then...On to Sports I guess." [Cho is still jumping in front of the camera, not hearing Draco.] "I SAID, on to SPORTS. That would be with the SPORTS department, heading with CHO CHANG."
Cho [goes back to her station] "Is the camera all focused on me? What? It isn't?! Well then get it closer!!! Anyhow, today in sports we have Italy against Malaysia. If you look on this screen we have here, then you can see the Malaysia is up by...Hey! Is the camera still on me?!!" [she goes over to the camera man and smacks him.]
Draco: "Okay, that's enough violence." [Ginny stretches her hands out to Draco's throat.] "Ginny, what are you doing??!!"
Ginny: "Nothing, boss! Really, it's nothing!"
Draco: "Right...CHO! STOP JUMPING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA! SECURITY!"
[Buzzer. Everyone goes back to there seats.]
Harry: "Okay everyone, great job. 1000 points to Draco and 500 to everyone else."
Draco: "Wow! Why are you being so nice Harry?"
Harry: "That's minus 2000 points from Draco for calling me nice."
Draco: "WHAT?!"
Harry: "You want another 2000 taken?"
Draco: "NO!"
Harry: "To bad."
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A/N: HAHA! I love doing that! I love Draco and all but, you no! Next is Dr. Know-It-All. That's not really what it's called, but that's what we call it. Reviews please!