Disclaimer: I own all of the Harry Potter things; I am also a pathological liar!

A/N: I any one has a heart and wants to tell me what his Auror requirements were it would be highly appreciated. I looked all through the 5th book and I couldn't find it anywhere. Thank you!

Harry walked back to his dormitory to get his books. When he walked in he noticed that Neville was sitting dreamy eyed on his bed.
"Neville, are you okay?" Harry asked as he grabbed his bag.
Neville jumped as though just noticing him, and then turned red in the cheeks. "Oh, I'm fine."
Harry just shook his head and kept looking for his books.
"Harry, how do you get a girl to notice you?" Neville asked, as his cheeks got steadily redder.
Harry stopped and thought about it. Why would he ask me? He thought. I probably have more trouble than he does. "Um...I have no idea."
Neville sighed and went back to his dreamy stare to the sky. Harry was afraid to ask what girl he was seeking the attention of, but was curious nonetheless. He looked at his watch and saw that if he didn't hurry, he would be late for Potions. He told Neville that they had to leave and Neville hopped up and grabbed his bag. Harry ran down the stairs to the dungeon where his Potions class was normally held. When he got there he saw Carmen, Hermione, Ron, and Dean. They started to talk about the new teacher, Professor Boyd; Harry hoped he wasn't as evil as Snape had been. Finally the scrawny man opened the door and everyone filed into the room. Harry felt the man's eyes on him as he walked into the room. Professor Boyd stood there a while until everyone was seated then he walked to the front of the classroom. Harry looked around at the once gloomy room. It was now dancing with light, even though it was underground, Harry couldn't believe it was the same room. He could tell by the looks on everyone's faces that they were memorized with how different everything looked.
"Attention class!" he said with a smile on his face. He took a deep sigh as everyone turned to face him. "Today we will be making the Deep Sleeping Potion, a potion that will make you appear to be dead. It is the best tactic when hiding from enemies or from creepy stalker girlfriends."
Some people chuckled at the joke and others just smiled. Harry found the new teacher much better than Snape, who would rather see you fearing your life than actually enjoying yourself. Boyd tapped his wand on the board and the ingredients appeared. Harry went to get the ingredients for Ron and him from the cabinet. When he reached the cabinet full of normally scary ingredients mixed in with ones that were needed, he noticed the scary things were gone. Harry grabbed all of the things that were needed and went to sit with Ron. They mixed the potion perfectly, they hoped.
"Okay, now that everyone should be done, we will test it. Choose a partner to do the testing and go for it," said Boyd.
Harry and Ron looked at each other as if they were about to choose which one would die.
"I'm not doing it," said Ron looking at their goo. "That smells like...road kill."
Harry agreed, it definitely didn't smell like many other people's, but Harry decided since Ron had been so good to him that morning, he would return favor. Harry scooped up some of the foul-smelling potion and put it into a glass. He lifted it to his lips and cringed, closed his eyes, and drank it. Harry was surprised by the taste. It tasted like fresh spring water running smoothly down his throat. Harry was tempted to take another sip, and would have but when he blinked and opened his eyes he was lying in a cot in the corner of the Potions room.
"Ah! They have awakened! Class, come look at how they think it was only seconds ago when they drank the potion, when really it was yesterday," said Boyd smiling. Harry looked confused. When he looked around him he saw that no one was wearing the same thing they were, except for the few in the corner with him. He saw Carmen looking just as confused as he was. "I told your teachers that you would make up your work when you saw them today. Sorry I couldn't tell you, but if there isn't any anxiety in your body when you take the potion, it will not work. Yesterday was the perfect day, because you were all worried about your new classes and me. If I had told you that you wouldn't be going to the class, you would have been very relaxed."
Harry tried to take in all of the information at once, but was having trouble. "H-h-how d-d-did y-y-you kn-n-n-know that th-th-th-the p-p-p-p-p- potion w-w-w-w-would w-w-w-work f-f-for all of us?"
Harry had no idea why he was having such trouble speaking.
"Well, it is a very good and easy potion, but only to be used in desperate situations or while learning. You see if you had gotten one thing wrong it would be just a nasty substance being put into your body, which happened to a few people. Since you did it correctly, it worked, now come to you seats, it is time to learn a new potion. Your classmates might be having trouble walking, so if you would go to your partner and help them to their seats it would be very much appreciated."
Ron rushed over to Harry and helped him to his seat. Ron told him that when Boyd told them that the sleeping people wouldn't have to go to class it made him wish he hadn't been such a coward and just drank the road kill. Harry tried to laugh but was having trouble using any part of his body. He looked at all of the people in the class that had been asleep and it seemed they had the same problem.
"Professor, why can't they work right?" asked Ron after looking over Harry, who was looking like he had to concentrate on how to blink.
Boyd turned to Ron and looked at Harry then laughed wildly. "I forgot to tell you. Since your brains were pretty much shut down, only thing that was working was what was telling you to breathe and that was a shallow breath, it is going to take a while for all of your senses to come back. Don't worry though they will come back."
Boyd turned back to the board and tapped it with his wand. A full list of ingredients showed up on the board with this title: Relaxation Potion.
"Now, this might not seem as scary as the other one, but if it can be used against you if they know that you will take the Deep Sleeping Potion. It will also make you more vulnerable to any kind of jinx, from funny to bad. We will make some example out of a few people as soon as we are done making the potion. Let's begin," said Boyd.
Ron got up to get the ingredients this time and left Harry to himself. Harry had finally been able to blink freely and was proud of himself that he could turn his head from side to side to see the room. He looked over to Hermione and Carmen's table to see that Carmen was also just being able to turn her head. He wanted to laugh at how everything so simple was such an accomplishment, but he couldn't. Ron finally came to sit next to Harry and they started to mix the ingredients, well Ron did most of the work, Harry just stuttered through the ingredients list. After everyone was finished the opposite partner had to try, Ron braced himself and hoped he got it right. When he slowly sipped the drink Harry saw the pressure in his shoulder relax and his eyes glaze over.
"Harry! What do you think about this new teacher?" Ron asked in a loud voice.
Harry would have been embarrassed, but it seemed at that point everyone was shouting so Boyd wouldn't be able to hear him.
"Lot better then Snape, huh? Hey, guess whom I like!" he shouted as he started to laugh. "Hermione Granger! That girl right there! I think she is very cute! Do you know how long I've liked her? Six years! She just really scares me sometimes! Hermione!"
Harry started to laugh as his senses flooded back to him.
Hermione, who had also taken the potion, seemed to be shouting and just as relaxed as Ron. "Yes?"
"I like you!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. Harry felt he had to protect his friend from regretting what he was saying, so he grabbed his mouth to cover it.
"That's nice, Ron!" she said with a big smile, then turned back to Carmen to tell her about the time she wished she was a fairy princess during her third year.
"Class!" shouted Boyd. Everyone turned to Boyd, but all of the relaxed once shouted his or her darkest secrets to him. "Silencio!"
Then all of the shouting students mouths kept moving, but no noise came from them, and they seemed to not care.
"See how vulnerable they are to take the jinx. They will have this jinx for a longer period of time than they would if they were fully conscious of what they were saying and doing. Now, help your classmates to their next class, your homework will be to think of one person you would use the charms that we have learned on. You are excused."
Harry helped his mute friend to their Defence Against the Dark Arts class. He kept talking and he wouldn't stop and Harry started to wonder when this potion would wear off. Just as he had thought it Ron started to look concerned with the fact that he wasn't making any noise. Harry did the counter curse and Ron was talking again.
"Harry, what did I do?" he said when he thought about what he had said and done.
"You confessed your love for Hermione and that you've liked her for six years," Harry said waiting for his friend's reaction.
Ron's face turned to the color of his hair. "Oh my God! Why did I do that?" he said turning, if possible, even redder.
"You were really relaxed," said Harry, who was trying not to laugh. Then Snape opened the door quickly.
"Come in," he snarled. When they stepped in the room it was very different than it had been in the past years. It was dark and creepy, as it had been in the dungeon before Boyd got a hold of it. Everyone took a seat, Harry sat between Carmen and Ron, as Snape stepped to the front of the class and everyone became quiet. Carmen looked fearfully at Snape; he seemed to be giving evil snarls to everyone, except for a few that were in the front.
Harry recognized Malfoy immediately. His slick blonde hair was the only bright thing in the room. He turned around and gave Harry a look of pure hatred, remembering the incident on the train the year before. Harry laughed when he thought about how his mother must have reacted when he saw that her son was a slug.
"Mr. Potter, what do you think is so funny?" said Snape when he saw Harry's laughter.
Harry's laughs stopped immediately. "Nothing, sir."
"Hmm," Snape said then he went too start the lesson.
Harry looked confused, Snape had a clear way to make Harry embarrassed, and he didn't do it. Harry looked at Ron, but he just shrugged.

After Defence was over it was time for lunch. As soon as Harry, Ron, and Carmen, were out of the classroom with the huge pile of homework to make up for so little homework in Potions, they started to talk about how Snape had not made one rude and embarrassing comment to Harry or Ron.
"Maybe he isn't really Snape," said Ron.
"I don't think so, Dumbledore has really raised the bar on qualifications for each teacher. I heard that he makes each teacher take a personal test to see if they are the same person. He wouldn't be here if he wasn't the real Snape," said Hermione as she caught up with them. She had been in her Arithmancy class, since she no longer needed to take Defence.
"Maybe he's not as bitter as he used to be, because he has the job he wanted. Maybe that's why he was so grim," said Harry.
"That might be it," said Hermione as they sat at their table. Hermione didn't eat, but began her homework and occasionally ate a chip.
Harry was starving as was Carmen, but that can happen if you don't eat for an entire day. Ron started to do his homework as well, since Hermione was and Carmen and Harry were too bust stuffing their faces to speak.
"One person I would like to use those potions on, this is a hard one. I would probably like to use the relaxing one on Malfoy and the sleeping one on my mom," said Ron as he finished his Potions homework.
"Why your mom?" Hermione asked as she looked up from her Defence homework.
"She's been complaining that she hasn't gotten a full nights sleep since Bill was born," he said.
Hermione chuckled to herself then got back to work. Ron also found himself sunk deep into his work. Carmen and Harry looked at each other and laughed. Harry had sauce dripping down his face and Carmen had a little bit of sauce in her hair. Harry leaned over with a napkin and wiped it off for her. Ron looked at them from the corner of his eye and scoffed. It was so clear that Harry liked Carmen. Why didn't he make a move? Then he thought about his feelings for Hermione and decided to back off.
"Here leet me help you," Carmen said taking the napkin from his hand and wiped his face.
They slowed down on their eating and started to talk about classes and school.
"Look what the cat dragged in," a voice came from behind Carmen.
"Go away Malfoy," Harry said in an annoyed voice.
"Oh, I'm really scared! Hey, Potter, is this your girlfriend? She looks like a Weasly, you know with food in her hair. Is she a cousin of your's?" Malfoy said looking over to Ron.
Ron's ears went red as he squeezed his quill. "Shut it, Malfoy!"
Malfoy laughed with Crabbe and Goyle. "Or What?"
"I'm sorry, do you have a social problem?" said Carmen standing up to face him.
"Excuse me?" said Malfoy looking her up and down. "Are you speaking to me, trash?"
Carmen turned back around to see Harry and Ron. "Is he always such an asshole?"
Harry and Ron laughed as they nodded.
"Do you even know to whom you're speaking to?" he said getting a tinge of red in his ears.
"No, because you don't have enough manners to introduce yourself!" she said throwing her hands in the air then back to her hips.
The back of Malfoy's neck turned red as the whole Hall watched them. "I'm Draco Malfoy, son of Lucius Malfoy."
"Yeah, I'm sure I'm honored," Carmen said with a roll of her eyes. "You don't mind if I don't bow, do you. I normally only do that for...people I give a damn about."
Malfoy walked off and his friends followed. Carmen went back to her seat and rolled her eyes. "I hate guys like that."
Harry looked at her with a smile. "Okay, I think the best part of that argument was that Malfoy didn't get a chance to stick a 'your momma' joke in there."
Carmen just raised her eyebrow. "Is that guy around a lot?"
"All the time," said Hermione, who was smiling widely at Carmen. She had wanted to say those exact words to Malfoy since school started.
"Great, now I can have the pleasure of him everywhere!" she said with a fake smile.
Harry laughed and they went back to eating and doing homework.

There, another chapter. I just missed Malfoy and decided to stick him in there. I was going through Malfoy Bashing Withdrawal. Yes, they were probably lame comebacks, but I am no good at comebacks. I am the one that gets called names and I go, "Well, yeah, I guess I am a dirt bag."