Disclaimer: You've heard it before. I don't own 'um. I'm just playing in JK's closet. I promise to put the toys back when I'm done.

A/N: Yes me leetle munchkins, I am writing another chapter. Its Dr. Know-It- All time! OH YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! HmmHmm...Anyway...

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Just to tell you guys right now, this is the game where there is a table of stuff and Ginny will be Draco's arms. The table has different sorts of lunch meat on it.

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Harry: "Okay. Our winners today are Myrtle and Cho. Ginny and Draco, please come out here."

[Ginny and Draco go to center stage in front of the table.]

Harry: "You guys know what to do. Let's get started."

Draco: "Hello sir! Would you like to try some of this fabulous lunch meat?"

Harry: "Why sure! Thank you very much!"

Draco: "It's no problem. Free samples! We have ham...Or at least I think its ham." [Ginny's hands reach down and take a piece than stuff it in Draco's mouth.]

Harry: "Is it ham?"

Draco: "Why yes, yes it is! It's delicious. We also have this spread to go on the meat."

Harry: "What's it supposed to be made of?"

Draco: "Um..." [Ginny picks up a brown substance and then the spoon and puts some in his mouth.]

Harry: "It looks like something I wouldn't want to eat."

Draco: "Me either."

Harry: "And what's this?" [Picks up a brownish meat.]

Draco: "I think its roast beef." [Ginny again picks it up and stuffs some in his mouth.]

Harry: "Roast beef?"

Draco: "No." [He try's to spit it out, but is unsuccessful because Ginny is forcing it in his mouth.] "It's Bratwurst."

Harry [holds back a laugh.] "Hey! Is that extra spicy mustard?"

Draco: "NO! IT'S NOT!" [Ginny picks it up anyway and smears it on his mouth.]

Harry: "It's not?"

Draco: "Its extra, extra spicy mustard."

Harry: "Oh! And what about-"

Draco: "I'm sorry, this office has just closed."

[Buzzer]

Harry: "Tune in next time for Wizarding Whose Line is it anyway!"

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A/N: Torture to Draco. But I love him dearly. Why must I make him suffer? BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN! Review please!