Disclaimer: Yes, I am JK Rowling and I own all of the Harry Potter
characters. Now go grab a dictionary, look up the word 'gullible' and see
if your name is next to it. I took this disclaimer from someone, so all
credit for it goes to them!
A/N: So sorry for not updating in a while. Two stories to keep up with and its hard! But okay...There's a whole new cast for this couple of chapters. So yeah...Keep reading and review please! No flames because...well, its just rude. Anywho...yeah. BTW, I am having professors next episode, so just be pacient!
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Host: Hermione Granger Contestant #1: Harry Potter Contestant #2: Draco Malfoy Contestant #3: Tom Riddle Contestant #4: Peeves
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Hermione: "Welcome everybody to a new episode of Whose Line is it anyway! Now let me introduce our contestants. First we have a strange mix between a monkey and a piece of clay...It's Harry Potter! Next we have the evil little dragon who likes making out with *cough*Pansy*cough* before and after classes, Its Draco Malfoy! Arrange the letters and you get Tom Riddle! And lastly we have...well, he doesn't really matter, and being introduced would make him go all paranoia on us so...Let's just get on with the show!"
Peeves: "HEY! I MAY BE A POLTERGUIST BUT PARA...Para...paronioia? Yeah, well it's not in my vocabulary!"
Hermione: "Okay...Its Peeves." [Sigh]
Peeves: "Thank you."
Hermione: "ANYWAY, today the first game we will have is World's Worst. This is for all four of you."
[All come up to front]
Hermione: "Okay, the first one is...The Worlds worst magazines."
Harry [steps forward and pretends to hold a magazine...A/N: to make this un- difficult for myself, whenever the other person says something, they step down because I don't want to have to put it every time someone says something...so that just for your info!] "Hmm...Pumpkin Pasties for the soul."
Draco: "Harry Potter saves all man-kind once again. Wow, I didn't know they could all of that into ONE title!"
Peeves: "The magazine for alive ghosts."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds Worst Politicians."
Tom: "Hello there, my name is Arnold."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds Worst names."
Tom: "Peeves."
Peeves: "Tom."
Harry: "Draco."
Draco: "Harry."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds worst Halloween Costumes."
Harry: "Huhuh! Hi kids, I'm Barney!"
Draco: "Huhuh! My name is Harry Potter!"
Harry: "Huhuh! My name Is Draco-Need-To-Get-A-Life-Malfoy."
Draco: "Huhuh...crap."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds worst apsent notes."
Draco: "Uh yeah, I got cat fur all over my face and had to go to the nurse!"
Hermione: "Skive off Draco."
Harry: "I acidentaly cursed myself into oblivion."
Peeves: "Oh I'm sorry, I really wanted to go to class, but I died."
Tom: "I'm busy trying to take over the world."
Peeves: "I broke my wand and started to barf up slugs."
Harry: "Oh wow! You look great today! Did you do something with your hair?! It's fantastic! Wow, have you lost weight? Looking good!"
Hermione [buzzer, buzzer]: "Okay! Great job, I couldn't stop laughing. That will be 100 points to Harry, Peeves, and Tom...and minus 70,000 points to Draco."
Draco: "WHAT THE..."
Hermione: "Save it Malfoy! There are children reading this!"
Draco: "You can't do that though!"
Hermione [laughing evilly]: "I just did."
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A/N: Review please! I am going up to bed because I am tired and stuff so...I will try to get another chapter tomorrow, but I have play practice so I don't know...
A/N: So sorry for not updating in a while. Two stories to keep up with and its hard! But okay...There's a whole new cast for this couple of chapters. So yeah...Keep reading and review please! No flames because...well, its just rude. Anywho...yeah. BTW, I am having professors next episode, so just be pacient!
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Host: Hermione Granger Contestant #1: Harry Potter Contestant #2: Draco Malfoy Contestant #3: Tom Riddle Contestant #4: Peeves
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Hermione: "Welcome everybody to a new episode of Whose Line is it anyway! Now let me introduce our contestants. First we have a strange mix between a monkey and a piece of clay...It's Harry Potter! Next we have the evil little dragon who likes making out with *cough*Pansy*cough* before and after classes, Its Draco Malfoy! Arrange the letters and you get Tom Riddle! And lastly we have...well, he doesn't really matter, and being introduced would make him go all paranoia on us so...Let's just get on with the show!"
Peeves: "HEY! I MAY BE A POLTERGUIST BUT PARA...Para...paronioia? Yeah, well it's not in my vocabulary!"
Hermione: "Okay...Its Peeves." [Sigh]
Peeves: "Thank you."
Hermione: "ANYWAY, today the first game we will have is World's Worst. This is for all four of you."
[All come up to front]
Hermione: "Okay, the first one is...The Worlds worst magazines."
Harry [steps forward and pretends to hold a magazine...A/N: to make this un- difficult for myself, whenever the other person says something, they step down because I don't want to have to put it every time someone says something...so that just for your info!] "Hmm...Pumpkin Pasties for the soul."
Draco: "Harry Potter saves all man-kind once again. Wow, I didn't know they could all of that into ONE title!"
Peeves: "The magazine for alive ghosts."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds Worst Politicians."
Tom: "Hello there, my name is Arnold."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds Worst names."
Tom: "Peeves."
Peeves: "Tom."
Harry: "Draco."
Draco: "Harry."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds worst Halloween Costumes."
Harry: "Huhuh! Hi kids, I'm Barney!"
Draco: "Huhuh! My name is Harry Potter!"
Harry: "Huhuh! My name Is Draco-Need-To-Get-A-Life-Malfoy."
Draco: "Huhuh...crap."
Hermione [buzzer]: "Worlds worst apsent notes."
Draco: "Uh yeah, I got cat fur all over my face and had to go to the nurse!"
Hermione: "Skive off Draco."
Harry: "I acidentaly cursed myself into oblivion."
Peeves: "Oh I'm sorry, I really wanted to go to class, but I died."
Tom: "I'm busy trying to take over the world."
Peeves: "I broke my wand and started to barf up slugs."
Harry: "Oh wow! You look great today! Did you do something with your hair?! It's fantastic! Wow, have you lost weight? Looking good!"
Hermione [buzzer, buzzer]: "Okay! Great job, I couldn't stop laughing. That will be 100 points to Harry, Peeves, and Tom...and minus 70,000 points to Draco."
Draco: "WHAT THE..."
Hermione: "Save it Malfoy! There are children reading this!"
Draco: "You can't do that though!"
Hermione [laughing evilly]: "I just did."
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A/N: Review please! I am going up to bed because I am tired and stuff so...I will try to get another chapter tomorrow, but I have play practice so I don't know...