Disclaimer: Yes, I am JK Rowling and I own all of the Harry Potter characters. Now go grab a dictionary, look up the word 'gullible' and see if your name is next to it.
AN: I am going to do like two or three chapters because I haven't updated in so long. Sorry about that!
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Hermione: Welcome back! It's nice to see you. Please sit down and enjoy the showwwwwwwwww.
Harry: Umm.. Hermione?
Hermione: Yes?
Harry: Never mind...
Hermione: O.. kay. The next game will be.. HOEDOWN!!!! This is for all four of you with Professor Snape on the pi.. Wait? Is that right?
Snape: Yes. 10 points from Gryffindor.
Hermione: Dude. 100 points from you. This is MY show. So shush. Anyway.. Professor Snape is on the piano! Now.. What I need from the audiance is the name of your favorite Make Over show!
Person 1: Trading Spaces!
Person 2: Clean Sweep!
Person 3: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!!!!
Hermione: Okay.. The Hoedown of.. Queer Eye for the Straight guy!
Piano: Dun dun dun dundundundundundundun.
[[ AN btw.. The order is Peeves, Tom, Harry, Draco ]]
Peeves: Once I was on that show.. The one for straight men. The dudes they made me over, again and again. But then those guys, they threw out my favorite pen.. But that's okay, cuz I'm now a gentlemen. [bow and smirk]
Audiance: [laugh]
Tom: I moved to New York to get onto that show. The gay guys did a great job, more than you'd know. Then I looked in the mirror and things started to take shape. But then I was mad because I was Professor Snape. [wink]
Snape: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audiance [laugh]: SHhhhhhhHHH!
Snape [mutter]: ...
Harry: I didn't like my blounde hair, or my ugly smirk. I went on Queer eye, cuz I looked like a jerk. They told me NO because I wasn't a boy. Don't you know, My name's Draco Malfoy.
Draco: Hey you little b..
Audiance [can't stop laughing]
Hermione: HEY! THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!
Draco [grumble then smirk]: I went to the gay guys to get myself cleaned up. I may not be pretty, but I don't look like a pup. But the mirror didn't seem to make me look much hotter. The guy who did me over, His name was Harry Potter.
All except Harry: His name was Harry Potter!
Audiance [clap and laugh]
Draco, Harry, Tom, Peeves [sit down]
Draco [smirk]: That's what you get.
Harry: I mean.. Seriously Draco, just cuz I refused to make out with you doesn't mean you have to announce to the world that I am gay.
Audiance: OOooooooooOOOooOOoOooh!
Draco: HEY!
Hermione: BOTH OF YOU STOP! 1,000 points from everyone exept Tom. That was really funny. Tom.. You get 70 points.
Harry, Draco, Peeves, and Snape: HEY!
Hermione: And that's minus 2,000 for Professor Snape. Just cuz I can.
Harry Draco, Peeves, and Snape [all look at each other]: But that's not fair!
Hermione: That's show biz.
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AN: Wasn't that great? Next chapter really really soon. I'm working on it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
AN: I am going to do like two or three chapters because I haven't updated in so long. Sorry about that!
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Hermione: Welcome back! It's nice to see you. Please sit down and enjoy the showwwwwwwwww.
Harry: Umm.. Hermione?
Hermione: Yes?
Harry: Never mind...
Hermione: O.. kay. The next game will be.. HOEDOWN!!!! This is for all four of you with Professor Snape on the pi.. Wait? Is that right?
Snape: Yes. 10 points from Gryffindor.
Hermione: Dude. 100 points from you. This is MY show. So shush. Anyway.. Professor Snape is on the piano! Now.. What I need from the audiance is the name of your favorite Make Over show!
Person 1: Trading Spaces!
Person 2: Clean Sweep!
Person 3: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!!!!
Hermione: Okay.. The Hoedown of.. Queer Eye for the Straight guy!
Piano: Dun dun dun dundundundundundundun.
[[ AN btw.. The order is Peeves, Tom, Harry, Draco ]]
Peeves: Once I was on that show.. The one for straight men. The dudes they made me over, again and again. But then those guys, they threw out my favorite pen.. But that's okay, cuz I'm now a gentlemen. [bow and smirk]
Audiance: [laugh]
Tom: I moved to New York to get onto that show. The gay guys did a great job, more than you'd know. Then I looked in the mirror and things started to take shape. But then I was mad because I was Professor Snape. [wink]
Snape: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audiance [laugh]: SHhhhhhhHHH!
Snape [mutter]: ...
Harry: I didn't like my blounde hair, or my ugly smirk. I went on Queer eye, cuz I looked like a jerk. They told me NO because I wasn't a boy. Don't you know, My name's Draco Malfoy.
Draco: Hey you little b..
Audiance [can't stop laughing]
Hermione: HEY! THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!
Draco [grumble then smirk]: I went to the gay guys to get myself cleaned up. I may not be pretty, but I don't look like a pup. But the mirror didn't seem to make me look much hotter. The guy who did me over, His name was Harry Potter.
All except Harry: His name was Harry Potter!
Audiance [clap and laugh]
Draco, Harry, Tom, Peeves [sit down]
Draco [smirk]: That's what you get.
Harry: I mean.. Seriously Draco, just cuz I refused to make out with you doesn't mean you have to announce to the world that I am gay.
Audiance: OOooooooooOOOooOOoOooh!
Draco: HEY!
Hermione: BOTH OF YOU STOP! 1,000 points from everyone exept Tom. That was really funny. Tom.. You get 70 points.
Harry, Draco, Peeves, and Snape: HEY!
Hermione: And that's minus 2,000 for Professor Snape. Just cuz I can.
Harry Draco, Peeves, and Snape [all look at each other]: But that's not fair!
Hermione: That's show biz.
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AN: Wasn't that great? Next chapter really really soon. I'm working on it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!