Frankenstein: Revised and Made Worse

by Antigone Chaucer of Kells

Dr. Frankenstein's diaries from the beginning to the end and then back to the beginning again.... and if there's time, to the end once more. You don't need to have seen or read Frankenstein. Follow the highlighted title.. to strange randomness.

1. In The Beginning There Was An Idiot

A/N: when there are hyphens between words that means they've been crossed out.

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Frankenstein – Revised and Made Worse.

DOCTOR Frankenstein's Diaries (hee hee, stupid name.....awwww I made myself feel sad)

Day 1 1818..... Watch has stopped
MY class
Left gas on for all to enjoy.... Now they're all high! Ha ha my master plan!

Day 2
On train from N.Y. to Transylvania
Annoying couple having stupid conversation, am going over to punch, kick and eventually steal their vital organs.

Day 3
Station
Train took too long, must invent time machine. (Master plan)
Met lady and man people and got them to bend over.... Hee hee shiny boot meets ass parts 1&2

Day 4
Horror stories so annoying
Blood: all over the place
Fog: all over the place
Buxom Wenches: all over your face

Day 5
Drew pretty drawing of food

Later… Night..
Annoying violin playing in -labra-, -lebratary-, people cutting place, went down and socked musician in the eye.

Day 6
-Mourning-, -morneing- Day
Found Grandfather's book. Didn't read it but got the gist of it.

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That's all for now, if I get good reviews I'll write more, If I don't
I'll throw myself off the face of the earth and if I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me!

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