Chapter 3: Bigger, Longer and Now With Less Verbs!
WARNING: Randomness and desperation ahead!
A/N: Due to the unexpected success of this fic I've decided to keep it
going...
(I've completely lost the plot... I think I left it under the sink...)
OTHER WARNING: IF YOU LOVE FERRETS STOP READING NOW.
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Day 12
Uncle John stole my creation!
Day 13
Uncle John snuffed it whilst carrying my creation away last night, found
him when I came out to get the milk. Have decided to keep him in the
blooper room along with that cockney git who's kidneys saw a pretty
ugly end and the Russian bloke who stepped in something with his head.
Day 14
Town Folkspeople had a meeting without me! I feel so left out...
Apparently the basement violinist was there...
Note to self: sock the basement violinist in the other eye.
Day 15
Maybe some kind of retaliation would show them who's who, who's the
guy with the silly hat and who's the guy who isn't the guy with the silly
hat. Maybe I'll wait until it's absolutely necessary...
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Day 18
Alright, this is it! I've threatened them with this for years and they said
I'd never pull it off! They've taken this too far, so now it's time for
WWF! (World War Ferret)
Day 19
Have recruited the ferrets and given them their weapons. Have decided to
give the missile launchers to the bigger groups, as many singular ferrets
have been squished.
Day 21
Have begun the kicking of the ferrets. A ceremonial event which dates
back to yesterday, when I was walking with a one Mr. Van Helsing and a
ferret unfortunately ran out of a bush at the precise moment I told
him his movie was utter crap...
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Okay now please review! I know promise to give a review
A/N: And Now For the Thank yous...
Night's Darkness: Hi Ciara! Thanks a million! I knew I could trust you to be a good minion and review...
I promise to review you're next update/fic, but you have to actually update... (!)
Celtic Babe/Elven Bride: My god... You're so loyal! The promise to review your stories aswell!
Anne Blair: Thank You! You're Ophelia fic was excellent!
Yeah, I was originally going to do this as a direct parody of the book but then I saw the
movie "Young Frankenstein" and couldn't decide, so I just decided to parody the character and take it from there...
WARNING: Randomness and desperation ahead!
A/N: Due to the unexpected success of this fic I've decided to keep it
going...
(I've completely lost the plot... I think I left it under the sink...)
OTHER WARNING: IF YOU LOVE FERRETS STOP READING NOW.
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Day 12
Uncle John stole my creation!
Day 13
Uncle John snuffed it whilst carrying my creation away last night, found
him when I came out to get the milk. Have decided to keep him in the
blooper room along with that cockney git who's kidneys saw a pretty
ugly end and the Russian bloke who stepped in something with his head.
Day 14
Town Folkspeople had a meeting without me! I feel so left out...
Apparently the basement violinist was there...
Note to self: sock the basement violinist in the other eye.
Day 15
Maybe some kind of retaliation would show them who's who, who's the
guy with the silly hat and who's the guy who isn't the guy with the silly
hat. Maybe I'll wait until it's absolutely necessary...
}}} INTERMISSION {{{
Day 18
Alright, this is it! I've threatened them with this for years and they said
I'd never pull it off! They've taken this too far, so now it's time for
WWF! (World War Ferret)
Day 19
Have recruited the ferrets and given them their weapons. Have decided to
give the missile launchers to the bigger groups, as many singular ferrets
have been squished.
Day 21
Have begun the kicking of the ferrets. A ceremonial event which dates
back to yesterday, when I was walking with a one Mr. Van Helsing and a
ferret unfortunately ran out of a bush at the precise moment I told
him his movie was utter crap...
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Okay now please review! I know promise to give a review
A/N: And Now For the Thank yous...
Night's Darkness: Hi Ciara! Thanks a million! I knew I could trust you to be a good minion and review...
I promise to review you're next update/fic, but you have to actually update... (!)
Celtic Babe/Elven Bride: My god... You're so loyal! The promise to review your stories aswell!
Anne Blair: Thank You! You're Ophelia fic was excellent!
Yeah, I was originally going to do this as a direct parody of the book but then I saw the
movie "Young Frankenstein" and couldn't decide, so I just decided to parody the character and take it from there...