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"Hello everyone and welcome to a special couples edition of Fear Factor. The stunts you are about to see were designed and supervised by trained professionals. They are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Out walked three couples. Harry Potter and his wife Ginny were the only fit people there. Vernon and Petunia had gained at least one hundred pounds each since Harry had last seen them three years ago. Dudley was as obese as ever, and Penelope Dursley, formally Clearwater, once skinny was 350 pounds and bitter.
"The first stunt is to have a relay race with your spouse. The couple that finishes last will have to pack their bags tonight."
Everybody was waiting for the race to begin. Vernon started sweating uncontrollably just from waiting. Dudley was huffing and puffing from having to wait a whole ten seconds and saying that if they made him do anything that required more patience and strength than this, he would personally have the Fear Factor directors arrested. Harry and Ginny were ready to go, and being able to tolerate things in a normal manner didn't find this a big deal.
Joe blew the whistle and they were off. Vernon made it a mere two inches and then collapsed, so Petunia had to take over by running the race twice. Dudley made the ten feet, but it took him five minutes, and it took Penelope ten minutes. Harry finished in 30 minutes and Ginny finished in 28. WoooHoo!!! They had won!!! Dudley and Penelope came in second place and Vernon and Petunia came in last because throughout the race Petunia kept stopping to stomp her feet and scream in rage.
"Alright everyone, hungry?" Joe asked. Harry and Ginny halfheartedly shrugged while Dudley and Penelope shouted in unison, "YES! THE LAST TIME I ATE WAS THIRTY SECONDS AGO! WE DEMAND FOOD!!!"
Joe simply said, "Too bad because your next stunt is to watch the news for ten minutes without eating anything. There will be a refrigerator next to each couple to tempt you. If both couples fail to do this, you will both come back tomorrow but for only 25,000. If you both succeed you will come back tomorrow for 50,000. If one couple succeeds that couple will win 25,000, and both couples will come back tomorrow to compete for the remaining 25,000.
Once they were seated on the couches Joe said "begin!" Immediately Dudley started fidgeting as well as Penelope. Harry and Ginny listened to the news with interest as the reporter told about the capture of some Death Eaters. In two seconds Dudley and Penny jumped off the couch and started cramming their mouths with ice cream, hot pockets, soda, and many others things. When the fridge was empty Penny shook it angerly, upset that there was no food. She let out a roar similar to that of a dragon. She threw the fridge on the floor and emptied Harry and Ginny's. Again, Harry and Ginny won.
"Now the third task, which may seem the hardest to certain individuals, is climbing a 20-foot staircase. The first couple to go up and down the stairs first the fastest wins! On your mark, get set, go!"
Dudley took very slow steps, taking about 30 seconds for each stair. This of coarse meant that it took 1,200 seconds to completes the task. Penny took one more second because she was right behind Dud. For Harry and Ginny it took 30 seconds.
"SHOWOFF!" screamed Dudley. "You always have to be the best, don't you? You don't even check to see if there are sharp objects on the ground! Well you just wait! THE BIG D WILL SHOW YOU!!!"
He toppled Ginny and Harry over and almost suffocated them. Because of this behavior performed by Dudley, security came to force him off Ginny and Harry. Lukily, they were not harmed. They celebrated in victoty.
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"Hello everyone and welcome to a special couples edition of Fear Factor. The stunts you are about to see were designed and supervised by trained professionals. They are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Out walked three couples. Harry Potter and his wife Ginny were the only fit people there. Vernon and Petunia had gained at least one hundred pounds each since Harry had last seen them three years ago. Dudley was as obese as ever, and Penelope Dursley, formally Clearwater, once skinny was 350 pounds and bitter.
"The first stunt is to have a relay race with your spouse. The couple that finishes last will have to pack their bags tonight."
Everybody was waiting for the race to begin. Vernon started sweating uncontrollably just from waiting. Dudley was huffing and puffing from having to wait a whole ten seconds and saying that if they made him do anything that required more patience and strength than this, he would personally have the Fear Factor directors arrested. Harry and Ginny were ready to go, and being able to tolerate things in a normal manner didn't find this a big deal.
Joe blew the whistle and they were off. Vernon made it a mere two inches and then collapsed, so Petunia had to take over by running the race twice. Dudley made the ten feet, but it took him five minutes, and it took Penelope ten minutes. Harry finished in 30 minutes and Ginny finished in 28. WoooHoo!!! They had won!!! Dudley and Penelope came in second place and Vernon and Petunia came in last because throughout the race Petunia kept stopping to stomp her feet and scream in rage.
"Alright everyone, hungry?" Joe asked. Harry and Ginny halfheartedly shrugged while Dudley and Penelope shouted in unison, "YES! THE LAST TIME I ATE WAS THIRTY SECONDS AGO! WE DEMAND FOOD!!!"
Joe simply said, "Too bad because your next stunt is to watch the news for ten minutes without eating anything. There will be a refrigerator next to each couple to tempt you. If both couples fail to do this, you will both come back tomorrow but for only 25,000. If you both succeed you will come back tomorrow for 50,000. If one couple succeeds that couple will win 25,000, and both couples will come back tomorrow to compete for the remaining 25,000.
Once they were seated on the couches Joe said "begin!" Immediately Dudley started fidgeting as well as Penelope. Harry and Ginny listened to the news with interest as the reporter told about the capture of some Death Eaters. In two seconds Dudley and Penny jumped off the couch and started cramming their mouths with ice cream, hot pockets, soda, and many others things. When the fridge was empty Penny shook it angerly, upset that there was no food. She let out a roar similar to that of a dragon. She threw the fridge on the floor and emptied Harry and Ginny's. Again, Harry and Ginny won.
"Now the third task, which may seem the hardest to certain individuals, is climbing a 20-foot staircase. The first couple to go up and down the stairs first the fastest wins! On your mark, get set, go!"
Dudley took very slow steps, taking about 30 seconds for each stair. This of coarse meant that it took 1,200 seconds to completes the task. Penny took one more second because she was right behind Dud. For Harry and Ginny it took 30 seconds.
"SHOWOFF!" screamed Dudley. "You always have to be the best, don't you? You don't even check to see if there are sharp objects on the ground! Well you just wait! THE BIG D WILL SHOW YOU!!!"
He toppled Ginny and Harry over and almost suffocated them. Because of this behavior performed by Dudley, security came to force him off Ginny and Harry. Lukily, they were not harmed. They celebrated in victoty.
What did you think?