A/N: Thanks for your reviews, and sorry for the long wait. I've been
incredibly busy, with exams, and Christmas shopping, and....bleh.
On a side note, wasn't ROTK awesome?!?!?!
Disclaimer: Not mine. At all.
**** Previously:
Finally, though, the pull was to strong. He exited the room and walked down the stairs just in time to catch the name of the girl with obscenely long blonde hair and unnatural purple eyes.
"My name is Mary Sue."
*****
Cathy snickered under her breath. Jennifer glared at her, but didn't say anything. Mary Sue didn't seem to be paying attention, though. She was looking at the bottom of the staircase, where Sparrow was standing, looking quite confused but extremely infatuated.
Jennifer turned around to see what Mary Sue was looking at. Her eyes grew wide seeing Sparrow standing there. He looked like he was trying to turn his head, but it was being held, locked on Mary Sue's face by some unseen force.
Jennifer stormed over to Jack, took him by the elbow, and dragged him up the stairs. David looked over at Mary Sue and smiled fakely.
"So, how 'bout those Buccaneers?"
***
"What is wrong with you Jack? Trying to get yourself found?" Jennifer ranted as soon as they were inside the guest room. Sparrow was sitting on the edge of the bed, head in his hands.
"I don't know what happened. I jus'....jus' felt this pull to 'er. I don' understand," Sparrow replied, looking thoroughly ashamed. Jennifer sighed and sat down beside him, patting his back.
"I think I do. Mary Sue...she has this effect on guys. They just seem to want to fall all over her. Even if they have girlfriends. She's had quite a few death threats come her way before. " The girl pinched the bridge of her nose. "Luckily for me, Rob goes to a different school, but most...." she shook her head.
"I saw her break up a couple that had true love going for them. The guy, William, had loved Liz since he had first met her. They finally got together, and then Mary Sue comes along and ruins it. Liz...Liz...she killed herself a few weeks later," Jennifer finished, sniffling.
Sparrow's mouth hung open. [Will...Liz...this is gettin' too weird.] He only snapped out of his thoughts when he felt a tear hit his bare foot. He looked up to see Jennifer crying, eyes squeezed shut. He put his arm around her shoulders.
"She was my best friend, Jack!" She sobbed, turning into his shoulder. He did his best to comfort her. After a few minutes she pulled back and took a deep breath.
"Alrigh' then, lass?" Sparrow said, wiping off a tear rolling down her cheek. She nodded and stood up.
"Yeah. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to lock you in here, Jack. You can't come out again," she said, almost regretfully. He nodded.
"Yeh. Jus' get 'er out soon, eh?" Sparrow said, walking with her to the door. She nodded in reply.
"Hey, Jack?" She said, turning around. He looked up expectantly. "Thanks." He smiled and closed the door. Hearing the locking sound from the outside, he settled down on the bed, and promptly fell asleep.
***
Downstairs, Cathy was struggling to keep the topic of conversation off of the man that was at the bottom of the stairs. When Jennifer came down with a hugely fake smile plastered on her face, Mary Sue's expression turned icy. "I heard you up there, Jennifer."
The 17-year-old's smile dropped off her face. "What are you talking about?" Mary Sue rolled her eyes.
"I heard you talking about me with that man." Mary Sue glared hard, standing up. Jennifer shot a look to Cathy, who just shrugged.
"You could not have possibly heard what we said up there, not that it's any of your business. You're not an elf or something, Mary Sue." Mary Sue crossed her arms in front of her.
"That's what you think." Cathy burst out laughing. Mary Sue whipped around, glaring. "Laugh all you want, Cathy. I'm half elf. That's why I have blonde hair and beautiful skin, and purple eyes."
"Oh please," Cathy said, standing up. "You have blonde hair because you died it, I can even see your roots, you don't have beautiful skin(sorry to burst your bubble), and you have purple eyes because you have contacts."
Mary Sue glared daggers. Behind her, Jennifer had the smirk of someone who had just caught someone at their own game. If that makes sense. Anyway. "Then explain how I heard what you said up there!"
Jennifer walked up to Mary Sue and peered into her ear. "That's how," she answered, pointing to an object inside of the girl's ear. "Got one of those super microphone things, eh? How's this for you?" Jennifer then proceeded to yell rather loudly into Mary Sue's ear. The girl with fake purple eyes shrieked and ran out of the house. The family members slapped hands.
"Now, to retrieve Jack."
David spoke up. "You two have fun with that. I've gotta go, Kelly is waiting for me." David left, to meet up with his girlfriend. Leaving the two girls alone to deal with what came next.
***
When Jennifer and Cathy got to the top of the stairs, they heard Jack speaking very quickly inside the room. "Aww, man, Jack's talking to himself again!" Jennifer sighed and opened the door.
The sight before them was not one they had expected. The door opened to reveal Jack pinned up against the wall, held by 4 arrows piercing through the edges of his shirt, and a tall blonde man holding a bow and arrow. Jack looked confused, terrified and excited all at the same time.
The man whipped around and pointed an arrow at the two women in the doorway. "Who are you?"
Jennifer's mouth dropped open, and Cathy nearly fainted. "'ey, mate, I told yeh, the tall one is Jennifer and the short one is Cathy. Savvy?" The archer didn't turn, but he did narrow his eyes. "They won't 'urt yeh, I promise, lad." The man lowered his bow and turned to face Sparrow. "Now, 'ow bout getting me off, eh? Tha's it...thank ye," Sparrow said as the blonde man pulled the arrows from the wall.
Sparrow smiled at him and check the holes in the shirt. When the archer turned to face the girls again, they noticed his pointed ears. "Oh my god," Jennifer breathed, before both promptly swooned and fainted.
Sparrow narrowed his eyes. "'Ow come they didn't do tha' for me?" The elf raised an eyebrow, then shrugged.
***
Jennifer awoke on her bed, Cathy still unconscious next to her. For a moment she wondered just how the hell she had gotten there, but then remembered what had happened. "My home has turned into a crossover from hell."
"Ah, you are awake, my lady," the elf said, entering the room. Jennifer felt her mouth open and close a few times as she sputtered at the beautiful figure before her.
"Are you who I think you are?" She asked, fearing the answer. She completely ignored Sparrow's entrance, her eyes fixed on the elf.
"That all depends on who you think I am. But if you think I am Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, you are correct." He smiled and bowed his head slightly. Jennifer let out a small "Oh," and fell quiet.
"You frightened myself and your friend here when the two of you fainted. May I ask why you did in the first place?" The elf asked, looking innocently curious. Sparrow spoke up.
"It's an incredibly long story, mate. I suggest yeh jus' except it. Easier tha' way." Legolas looked a titch confused, but continued.
"Alright, if you can't tell me how you know me, then can you tell me how I got here? I have never seen a world like this in all my travels." Jennifer sighed and stood up.
"I have no idea. I don't know how he got here either," she said, pointing at Sparrow. Legolas's brow furrowed.
"You mean, he is not of this world either?" Jennifer shook her head and ran a hand through her hair.
"No, as far as I can tell, he's from this world, the Caribbean, actually, but he's from another time." At the elf's look, she added, "Yeah. Just try to be me sometime."
***
AAAAAAAAAA!!! CROSSOVER GOODNESS! I really should think about what I'm going to have in my stories before I write them....oh well. I hope you liked my mocking of Mary Sue, and my addition of Legolas. If not, too bad. I'm not changing the story for you. I hope I got Legolas right, I'm not sure what he would be like,
ANYWAY! If I got him right, review and tell me so! If I didn't, review and tell me so! If you don't know, review and tell me so!
If you haven't gotten the subtle hint yet, I'm trying to say, REVIEW!!! :-D
On a side note, wasn't ROTK awesome?!?!?!
Disclaimer: Not mine. At all.
**** Previously:
Finally, though, the pull was to strong. He exited the room and walked down the stairs just in time to catch the name of the girl with obscenely long blonde hair and unnatural purple eyes.
"My name is Mary Sue."
*****
Cathy snickered under her breath. Jennifer glared at her, but didn't say anything. Mary Sue didn't seem to be paying attention, though. She was looking at the bottom of the staircase, where Sparrow was standing, looking quite confused but extremely infatuated.
Jennifer turned around to see what Mary Sue was looking at. Her eyes grew wide seeing Sparrow standing there. He looked like he was trying to turn his head, but it was being held, locked on Mary Sue's face by some unseen force.
Jennifer stormed over to Jack, took him by the elbow, and dragged him up the stairs. David looked over at Mary Sue and smiled fakely.
"So, how 'bout those Buccaneers?"
***
"What is wrong with you Jack? Trying to get yourself found?" Jennifer ranted as soon as they were inside the guest room. Sparrow was sitting on the edge of the bed, head in his hands.
"I don't know what happened. I jus'....jus' felt this pull to 'er. I don' understand," Sparrow replied, looking thoroughly ashamed. Jennifer sighed and sat down beside him, patting his back.
"I think I do. Mary Sue...she has this effect on guys. They just seem to want to fall all over her. Even if they have girlfriends. She's had quite a few death threats come her way before. " The girl pinched the bridge of her nose. "Luckily for me, Rob goes to a different school, but most...." she shook her head.
"I saw her break up a couple that had true love going for them. The guy, William, had loved Liz since he had first met her. They finally got together, and then Mary Sue comes along and ruins it. Liz...Liz...she killed herself a few weeks later," Jennifer finished, sniffling.
Sparrow's mouth hung open. [Will...Liz...this is gettin' too weird.] He only snapped out of his thoughts when he felt a tear hit his bare foot. He looked up to see Jennifer crying, eyes squeezed shut. He put his arm around her shoulders.
"She was my best friend, Jack!" She sobbed, turning into his shoulder. He did his best to comfort her. After a few minutes she pulled back and took a deep breath.
"Alrigh' then, lass?" Sparrow said, wiping off a tear rolling down her cheek. She nodded and stood up.
"Yeah. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to lock you in here, Jack. You can't come out again," she said, almost regretfully. He nodded.
"Yeh. Jus' get 'er out soon, eh?" Sparrow said, walking with her to the door. She nodded in reply.
"Hey, Jack?" She said, turning around. He looked up expectantly. "Thanks." He smiled and closed the door. Hearing the locking sound from the outside, he settled down on the bed, and promptly fell asleep.
***
Downstairs, Cathy was struggling to keep the topic of conversation off of the man that was at the bottom of the stairs. When Jennifer came down with a hugely fake smile plastered on her face, Mary Sue's expression turned icy. "I heard you up there, Jennifer."
The 17-year-old's smile dropped off her face. "What are you talking about?" Mary Sue rolled her eyes.
"I heard you talking about me with that man." Mary Sue glared hard, standing up. Jennifer shot a look to Cathy, who just shrugged.
"You could not have possibly heard what we said up there, not that it's any of your business. You're not an elf or something, Mary Sue." Mary Sue crossed her arms in front of her.
"That's what you think." Cathy burst out laughing. Mary Sue whipped around, glaring. "Laugh all you want, Cathy. I'm half elf. That's why I have blonde hair and beautiful skin, and purple eyes."
"Oh please," Cathy said, standing up. "You have blonde hair because you died it, I can even see your roots, you don't have beautiful skin(sorry to burst your bubble), and you have purple eyes because you have contacts."
Mary Sue glared daggers. Behind her, Jennifer had the smirk of someone who had just caught someone at their own game. If that makes sense. Anyway. "Then explain how I heard what you said up there!"
Jennifer walked up to Mary Sue and peered into her ear. "That's how," she answered, pointing to an object inside of the girl's ear. "Got one of those super microphone things, eh? How's this for you?" Jennifer then proceeded to yell rather loudly into Mary Sue's ear. The girl with fake purple eyes shrieked and ran out of the house. The family members slapped hands.
"Now, to retrieve Jack."
David spoke up. "You two have fun with that. I've gotta go, Kelly is waiting for me." David left, to meet up with his girlfriend. Leaving the two girls alone to deal with what came next.
***
When Jennifer and Cathy got to the top of the stairs, they heard Jack speaking very quickly inside the room. "Aww, man, Jack's talking to himself again!" Jennifer sighed and opened the door.
The sight before them was not one they had expected. The door opened to reveal Jack pinned up against the wall, held by 4 arrows piercing through the edges of his shirt, and a tall blonde man holding a bow and arrow. Jack looked confused, terrified and excited all at the same time.
The man whipped around and pointed an arrow at the two women in the doorway. "Who are you?"
Jennifer's mouth dropped open, and Cathy nearly fainted. "'ey, mate, I told yeh, the tall one is Jennifer and the short one is Cathy. Savvy?" The archer didn't turn, but he did narrow his eyes. "They won't 'urt yeh, I promise, lad." The man lowered his bow and turned to face Sparrow. "Now, 'ow bout getting me off, eh? Tha's it...thank ye," Sparrow said as the blonde man pulled the arrows from the wall.
Sparrow smiled at him and check the holes in the shirt. When the archer turned to face the girls again, they noticed his pointed ears. "Oh my god," Jennifer breathed, before both promptly swooned and fainted.
Sparrow narrowed his eyes. "'Ow come they didn't do tha' for me?" The elf raised an eyebrow, then shrugged.
***
Jennifer awoke on her bed, Cathy still unconscious next to her. For a moment she wondered just how the hell she had gotten there, but then remembered what had happened. "My home has turned into a crossover from hell."
"Ah, you are awake, my lady," the elf said, entering the room. Jennifer felt her mouth open and close a few times as she sputtered at the beautiful figure before her.
"Are you who I think you are?" She asked, fearing the answer. She completely ignored Sparrow's entrance, her eyes fixed on the elf.
"That all depends on who you think I am. But if you think I am Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, you are correct." He smiled and bowed his head slightly. Jennifer let out a small "Oh," and fell quiet.
"You frightened myself and your friend here when the two of you fainted. May I ask why you did in the first place?" The elf asked, looking innocently curious. Sparrow spoke up.
"It's an incredibly long story, mate. I suggest yeh jus' except it. Easier tha' way." Legolas looked a titch confused, but continued.
"Alright, if you can't tell me how you know me, then can you tell me how I got here? I have never seen a world like this in all my travels." Jennifer sighed and stood up.
"I have no idea. I don't know how he got here either," she said, pointing at Sparrow. Legolas's brow furrowed.
"You mean, he is not of this world either?" Jennifer shook her head and ran a hand through her hair.
"No, as far as I can tell, he's from this world, the Caribbean, actually, but he's from another time." At the elf's look, she added, "Yeah. Just try to be me sometime."
***
AAAAAAAAAA!!! CROSSOVER GOODNESS! I really should think about what I'm going to have in my stories before I write them....oh well. I hope you liked my mocking of Mary Sue, and my addition of Legolas. If not, too bad. I'm not changing the story for you. I hope I got Legolas right, I'm not sure what he would be like,
ANYWAY! If I got him right, review and tell me so! If I didn't, review and tell me so! If you don't know, review and tell me so!
If you haven't gotten the subtle hint yet, I'm trying to say, REVIEW!!! :-D