"A New Aspect"

Harry slid into his seat right before the bell rang.

The door creaked opened and then slammed shut as Snape entered.

"Today you will be brewing a very complicated potion-"

"When are we not?" Ron muttered only loud enough for Harry to hear.

"-that has the ability to heal most minor injuries to the head. Schizophrenia, bipolararity, ect," Snape whispered, "Start!"

He hit the board with his wand and the potion appeared on the board.

Harry carefully reread it before starting.

After a few minutes his looked a dark green- similar to Hermione's own silvery-colored green potion.

His eyes wandered to see Malfoy, his eyebrows close together, comcentrating hard...He'd be a pretty g-

A black gas filled the room and he turned just in time to see Neville's cauldron explode, raining the bright yellow mixture down on the class.

"Everyone SHUT IT, NOW!" Snape bellowed, waving his wand again to make the fluid disappear.

Harry eyed Hermione, her bust was considerably larger and for some odd reason she was naked, Snape was suddenly in a green dress, complete with a vulture-stuffed hat, Ron looked alot more athletic...

Hermione gave a shriek and tore off Ron's robe to cover herself.

His eyes went to Malfoy who's eyelashes had grown, bust enlarged, and, even odder, had shoulder length blonde hair.

His eyes were the same cold blue.

"His potion went completely wrong, making everything you were imagining come true," Snape's mouth was tight as he looked at Harry.

Hermione and Ron's mouth hung open as they gaped at him.

"What?" he asked, his voice an octave higher, "Bloody hell!"

Draco laughed- or giggled.

Harry looked down at himself, his hands cupping his own bust, "I'm-I'm..."

He could find no words to describe his condition.

Hermione poked his boob, "Harry-"

"Harrietta!" Draco said between laughs then clamped his hand over his mouth.

"Dracaline," Harry glared.

Snape's eyes were wide, "Weasley, fetch the headmaster now."

Draco turned on his heel and headed for the bathroom with Harry chasing after him.

"Where do you think you are going?" Snape glared at the boys.

"The bathroom," Harry answered over his shoulder.

They got there and a high-pitched scream came out.

Draco pressed his boobs down with his hands, "M-m-my abs! Th-they're ‡flabby‡!"

Harry hide his laughter as she looked at himself- big green eyes, bigger boobs than Malfoy though no match for Hermione's newly aquired bust, nice shaped hips, long black hair down to his hips, and n-

He caught Malfoy staring bug-eyed in his pants, "NOOOOOOO!!!" he howled.

He couldn't hold it back, laughing loudly.

"Think it's funny, do you? Oh, I'm sure it's because you never had one, eh?" Draco grinned maliciously.

Harry lunged at him, but his whole fighting style had changed as he scratched wildly at Draco's face.

The door swung open with a very annoyed McGonagall separated the two.

Draco had a nasty gnash on his cheek while Harry was unscathed.

"Come with me," she said with her lips tightly closed.

"Yes ma'am," Harry said, smiling innocently.

"Whatever," Draco mumbled bitterly, holding a hand to his cheek tenderly.

"Speak to me with respect, Malfoy," McGonagall said bitterly.

They came out and found Dumbledore with the most amused look on his face.

"What?" Draco noticed the daggers McGonagall was glaring at him and added, "‡sir‡."

"Well, Potter-"

Harry found it strange to hear himself being called 'Potter' instead of 'Harry' from his elderly, wise lips.

"-Malfoy, it seems this potion brought your current...ideas...to life and we haven't a clue how to reverse it," Dumbledore hid a grin with a cough.

"You mean I'M A GIRL BECAUSE SOME ONE THOUGHT IT FUNNY?!" Malfoy shrieked.

Pansy giggled, her hair lay flat and Crabbe and Goyle were swooning over her.

Hermione, now in her own robes, appeared, "No reversal potion? No charm that could fix it?"

Dumbledore shook his head, "But I can't leave you two like this," he said to Draco and Harry, "You got hit the worst and I think, together," he emphazied the word, "you might be able to find away to reverse it."

He lead them to a corridor the opposite way from the Gryffindor commons room, though Draco didn't know this.

"This will be your room," Dumbledore motioned to a painting of Romeo and Juliet, "Baka‡‡."

"That's a hard password though!" Malfoy whined.

"I've heard enough," he clapped his hands, "Your belongings are already here,. Settle in, get used to being...female," he leaned in closer to Harry, "Alas, this is a challenge, but you can do it."

"Yes, sir," Harry grinned.

"Shall we call you 'Harrietta and Octavia?" Dumbledore smiled widely.

"Octavia?" Draco's eyes narrowed, "Are you making fun of me?"

Dumbledore's smile faded and shook his head, "Good luck Harry."

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Harry looked at the average-sized dormitory- one room, one bathroom, two small beds, and a couch. Bigger than his old room.

"I get this bed," Draco sprawled out on the dark green bed, closing his eyes, "I'm so bloody tired," he yawned. Then he sat up as if an idea had just bloomed into his mind, "Who in the bloody hell was wanting me as a girl?!"

Harry blushed, but hid it well, burying his face into the pillow, "I dunno," he said muffled.

"This is going to be hell," Draco moaned aloud, "It's not fair- wait until my father hears about this- Longbottom will wish he was never born!"

"Hey, don't be such a bloody prick," Harry sat up glaring.

"It's a bit nipply in here, is it?" Draco eyed Harry's boobs.

Harry blushed and pressed his bust down, "They're bigger than yours- in fact, it doesn't seem you changed at all!"

"I have too!" Draco glared, reaching out and groping Harry's chest, "HA!"

"What in the bloody hell-?!"

"Mine are bigger!" Draco grinned, cupping his own in one hand and Harry's in the other.

"You queer!" Harry pushed him off, Draco landing with a 'thud'.

"I'm not queer! I'm male!"

"Inside, not outside!" Harry glared.

"Well you're just mad because you know mine are bigger!"

"Whatever, Malfoy-ette," Harry stood up, "I'm going to lunch."

"I'm changing!" Draco announced, stripping off his soiled clothes.

Harry glanced down; he should change, too.

"What are these?" Draco asked, holding up a thong.

"Underwear of some sort," Harry opened his luggage- all he could find were short skirts and the same underwear as Draco's.

He spotted Hedwig perched on the bed post.

He pulled out a parchment from under his clothes, "Give this to Hermione!"

With in minutes Hermione climbed in as Draco was putting on a thong backwards.

She stumbled back, suddenly afraid before handing the parchment back to Harry, "The maurader's map?"

"Yes, I need help," he sounded like he was near tears.

"Help?" she said between laughs.

Harry noticed something, "Hermione- you boobs are normal! You know how to reverse it?"

"No," she said glumly, "This bra is too small..."

Draco burst into noisy tears, "DAMN ALL CLOTHING TO HELL!" he yelled before shutting himself, nude, in the bathroom.

Hermione returned her gaze to Harry, "Anyway, what?"

"How do you put this on?" He motioned to his clothes.

Hermione laughed again.

Harry blushed.

"Sorry, Harry," she grinned, then helped him with his clothes.

After he'd gotten dressed, Hermione left and Draco appeared, puffy-eyed and red-nosed, "I'm going commando!" he announced, pulling on a skirt.

Harry was dressed in a pleated skirt and a button up shirt with a Hogwarts robe.

Sighing he beckoned Draco over, "Come here..."

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‡‡"Baka" means "Stupid" in Japanese! lol. It has no relation with the story. Niether does Romeo and Juliet.