A/N: Glad you guys are liking this. Don't think I'm going to add anyone
else, but you never know. The only reason I added Boromir was because I had
just read an excellent story about him by Adara/BoromirFAN (Love and Lust-A
Dynasty Broken(go read it)), and I decided I wanted to explore his
character more. Hopefully I'll get it right.
So I was in the shower, right, and I'm hit with this thought- Jennifer's parents seem pretty deadbeat, don't they? Haven't called in 3 days? So they will come into it this chapter. Sort of.
Disclaimer: Consider this story disclaimed.
Recap: Jennifer has completely lost her marbles, and is sleeping. Boromir has fallen onto Jennifer's favorite couch. David is still out with his girlfriend. Legolas is happy but confused. Same goes for Boromir. Jack decides he needs some rum.
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Boromir was just about to concur when a loud ringing noise rang through the house. The three visitors to the Jackson household nearly jumped out of their skins. Jack's gun was whipped out again, and Boromir drew his sword. Legolas, with his super awesome elf ears, figured out where the sound was coming from and ran to it.
The men followed him to the foyer. There they all stood, looking at a strange object they would later find out was a telephone. They exchanged glances and Jack shrugged, picking up the receiver. He pressed one of the buttons and held it up to his ear.
"Hello? David, Jennifer, answer me! It's your mother!" cried a woman with a voice much like a mosquito on the other line. Jack raised an eyebrow at the phone.
"Uh....Jennifer can't talk right now," the pirate said. His gruff voice obviously surprised the woman, who shrieked so loudly he had to hold the phone an arm's length away.
"WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? PUT DAVID ON THE PHONE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" she screamed. Boromir's eyes went wide and Legolas's brows furrowed. The woman continued screaming. "I'LL CALL THE COPS, YOU BRUTE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CHILDREN?"
"Listen you crazy bint, I 'aven't touched yer stinkin' kids!" Jack yelled back. On the other line, they heard a man trying to calm down the woman. We can assume that was Jennifer's father, and we have assumed right, because it was.
A man's voice could soon be heard through the earpiece. "Listen, young man. I don't know where my kids are, or who you are. My wife is going crazy. Now, For some strange reason I'll decide to trust that my children are alright, because they are smart. Just tell them to call us when they can, alright? Understand?"
"Yeh, I got it," Jack replied, glad to talk to someone who could control himself. There was a click on the other end and Jack glared at the phone. He pressed the same button as he did before and turned around. Boromir's mouth was half open, and the elf was still scrutinizing the phone with his eyes.
"That was highly peculiar," said the son of the Steward. Jack nodded and strode into the kitchen. Boromir followed.
"So how is it you know of our travels?" he asked. Jack sighed, grabbing a beer.
"It's a long story, mate. I don't really feel like explainin' righ' now," he replied. Boromir wasn't satisfied with the answer, of course, but he accepted it for the time being. He put down his sword and set off to explore the house.
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Legolas was sitting on the couch, thinking things over when he heard a loud "Ah HA!" come from the back of the house. He got up and followed the sound to find Boromir standing in front of a sliding glass door, leading to the pool.
"Is that a pond?" Boromir asked, staring at the light blue water. Legolas cocked his head.
"It looks like nothing I have seen in all my travels. But then again, much of the things here are like nothing I've ever seen," he replied, tapping on the glass. After a bit of searching, they unlocked it and opened the door. Legolas tentively stepped out, testing the ground. When he found it was solid, Boromir followed.
The elf walked over to the pool and dipped his hand in the cool water. He smelled it, catching the bitter smell of the chlorine. He cautiously touched his tongue to it, but spit out the water quickly.
"Whatever this is, it is not for drinking." Boromir had since taken off his gloves and his outer layer of clothing.
"Why bother protecting a pond that is no good for drinking?" He said, pointing at the mesh screen above them. Legolas looked up and was about to reply when Jack Sparrow walked out.
"Water! Thank god!" He cried. The pirate quickly shed all but his boxers(on loan from David), and dived into the pool. Boromir was splashed with the cool water as Jack entered the pool. Legolas, with his elf senses, was able to jump out of the way before it hit him.
"Are you mad, man?" the Steward's son said. Jack laughed and splashed him with water. Boromir's hair was now dripping with water, and he was forced to remove his boots to dump out the water. He also had to take off the rest of his clothes, save his pants, to wring everything out. He glared at the pirate that was currently doing the backstroke in the large pool.
"I suppose yeh could say tha'. Get in! Water's nice 'n cool....but yeh already knew tha'!" He then burst out laughing, before jumping out. Boromir took as step back as Jack moved toward him.
"What are you doing...hey, Hey! Let go of me!" Boromir cried as he was pulled into the pool. "You will pay for that, my friend," he said, glaring. Jack just smiled. Legolas watched, partly amused and partly concerned that he was next. And he was quite right.
"C'mon, pointy...you're next!" Jack said, grabbing for the elf. But with him being an elf, he moved out of the way easily. Jack jumped for him again, and the elf dodged. This went on for a while, until Boromir called from the pool.
"You won't catch him. This elf is far to afraid of water to come in," he said with a smile on his face. Legolas stopped short.
"Afraid? I think you are mistaken, my-" Legolas didn't get to finish. When he was distracted, Jack grabbed him around the waist and flung him into the deep end of the pool. When the elf emerged on the surface, he looked like a drowned rat. A very pretty drowned rat, but a drowned rat all the same. He looked at Boromir to kill. The man of Gondor just laughed.
The elf trudged out of the pool, mostly because his boots were filled with water, making them quite heavy. He took them off and dumped them out. Jack splashed him lightly.
"Oh, give it a rest. Have some fun, elf!" Boromir said, still laughing. He starting swimming and splashing around, enjoying himself fully. As he floated at the top of the water, Jack looked at his chest. On top of the broad, firm, tan, defined, sexy hard muscles
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On top of Boromir's chest, Jack noticed three dark red circles. "What happened there, mate?" He asked, pointing. Legolas looked up and Boromir pointed at the circles.
"Those? I suppose those are from the arrows. I guess I still have the scars...." he trailed off.
"Ouch."
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Hope you liked the chapter. Shorter than normal, I know. Sorry I got lost in dreamland....but you would too if you were writing this story!! Or maybe you wouldn't. Whatever.
R&R!!
So I was in the shower, right, and I'm hit with this thought- Jennifer's parents seem pretty deadbeat, don't they? Haven't called in 3 days? So they will come into it this chapter. Sort of.
Disclaimer: Consider this story disclaimed.
Recap: Jennifer has completely lost her marbles, and is sleeping. Boromir has fallen onto Jennifer's favorite couch. David is still out with his girlfriend. Legolas is happy but confused. Same goes for Boromir. Jack decides he needs some rum.
****
Boromir was just about to concur when a loud ringing noise rang through the house. The three visitors to the Jackson household nearly jumped out of their skins. Jack's gun was whipped out again, and Boromir drew his sword. Legolas, with his super awesome elf ears, figured out where the sound was coming from and ran to it.
The men followed him to the foyer. There they all stood, looking at a strange object they would later find out was a telephone. They exchanged glances and Jack shrugged, picking up the receiver. He pressed one of the buttons and held it up to his ear.
"Hello? David, Jennifer, answer me! It's your mother!" cried a woman with a voice much like a mosquito on the other line. Jack raised an eyebrow at the phone.
"Uh....Jennifer can't talk right now," the pirate said. His gruff voice obviously surprised the woman, who shrieked so loudly he had to hold the phone an arm's length away.
"WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? PUT DAVID ON THE PHONE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" she screamed. Boromir's eyes went wide and Legolas's brows furrowed. The woman continued screaming. "I'LL CALL THE COPS, YOU BRUTE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CHILDREN?"
"Listen you crazy bint, I 'aven't touched yer stinkin' kids!" Jack yelled back. On the other line, they heard a man trying to calm down the woman. We can assume that was Jennifer's father, and we have assumed right, because it was.
A man's voice could soon be heard through the earpiece. "Listen, young man. I don't know where my kids are, or who you are. My wife is going crazy. Now, For some strange reason I'll decide to trust that my children are alright, because they are smart. Just tell them to call us when they can, alright? Understand?"
"Yeh, I got it," Jack replied, glad to talk to someone who could control himself. There was a click on the other end and Jack glared at the phone. He pressed the same button as he did before and turned around. Boromir's mouth was half open, and the elf was still scrutinizing the phone with his eyes.
"That was highly peculiar," said the son of the Steward. Jack nodded and strode into the kitchen. Boromir followed.
"So how is it you know of our travels?" he asked. Jack sighed, grabbing a beer.
"It's a long story, mate. I don't really feel like explainin' righ' now," he replied. Boromir wasn't satisfied with the answer, of course, but he accepted it for the time being. He put down his sword and set off to explore the house.
***
Legolas was sitting on the couch, thinking things over when he heard a loud "Ah HA!" come from the back of the house. He got up and followed the sound to find Boromir standing in front of a sliding glass door, leading to the pool.
"Is that a pond?" Boromir asked, staring at the light blue water. Legolas cocked his head.
"It looks like nothing I have seen in all my travels. But then again, much of the things here are like nothing I've ever seen," he replied, tapping on the glass. After a bit of searching, they unlocked it and opened the door. Legolas tentively stepped out, testing the ground. When he found it was solid, Boromir followed.
The elf walked over to the pool and dipped his hand in the cool water. He smelled it, catching the bitter smell of the chlorine. He cautiously touched his tongue to it, but spit out the water quickly.
"Whatever this is, it is not for drinking." Boromir had since taken off his gloves and his outer layer of clothing.
"Why bother protecting a pond that is no good for drinking?" He said, pointing at the mesh screen above them. Legolas looked up and was about to reply when Jack Sparrow walked out.
"Water! Thank god!" He cried. The pirate quickly shed all but his boxers(on loan from David), and dived into the pool. Boromir was splashed with the cool water as Jack entered the pool. Legolas, with his elf senses, was able to jump out of the way before it hit him.
"Are you mad, man?" the Steward's son said. Jack laughed and splashed him with water. Boromir's hair was now dripping with water, and he was forced to remove his boots to dump out the water. He also had to take off the rest of his clothes, save his pants, to wring everything out. He glared at the pirate that was currently doing the backstroke in the large pool.
"I suppose yeh could say tha'. Get in! Water's nice 'n cool....but yeh already knew tha'!" He then burst out laughing, before jumping out. Boromir took as step back as Jack moved toward him.
"What are you doing...hey, Hey! Let go of me!" Boromir cried as he was pulled into the pool. "You will pay for that, my friend," he said, glaring. Jack just smiled. Legolas watched, partly amused and partly concerned that he was next. And he was quite right.
"C'mon, pointy...you're next!" Jack said, grabbing for the elf. But with him being an elf, he moved out of the way easily. Jack jumped for him again, and the elf dodged. This went on for a while, until Boromir called from the pool.
"You won't catch him. This elf is far to afraid of water to come in," he said with a smile on his face. Legolas stopped short.
"Afraid? I think you are mistaken, my-" Legolas didn't get to finish. When he was distracted, Jack grabbed him around the waist and flung him into the deep end of the pool. When the elf emerged on the surface, he looked like a drowned rat. A very pretty drowned rat, but a drowned rat all the same. He looked at Boromir to kill. The man of Gondor just laughed.
The elf trudged out of the pool, mostly because his boots were filled with water, making them quite heavy. He took them off and dumped them out. Jack splashed him lightly.
"Oh, give it a rest. Have some fun, elf!" Boromir said, still laughing. He starting swimming and splashing around, enjoying himself fully. As he floated at the top of the water, Jack looked at his chest. On top of the broad, firm, tan, defined, sexy hard muscles
WE INTERUPT THIS STORY FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
The author has gone into dreamland. She is currently happily dreaming of Boromir. Until she is done, we will play cheesy Muzak for your entertainment.
*cue muzak*
The author has left dreamland. Thank you for your cooperation.
WE WILL NOW RETURN TO THE PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED STORY.
On top of Boromir's chest, Jack noticed three dark red circles. "What happened there, mate?" He asked, pointing. Legolas looked up and Boromir pointed at the circles.
"Those? I suppose those are from the arrows. I guess I still have the scars...." he trailed off.
"Ouch."
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Hope you liked the chapter. Shorter than normal, I know. Sorry I got lost in dreamland....but you would too if you were writing this story!! Or maybe you wouldn't. Whatever.
R&R!!