Author's Insane Notes: Okay, here I am again, with a new chapter! Hehe, on the lovely request of lovely reviewers, I decided to continue my lovely ficcy with crazy-Ash, Captain Jack Sparrow and Jack the Gay Poodle. Oh boy, you don't want to know what's going to happen in this chapter. I have no idea when or where I came up with this…had to be in the shower, I guess…Hope you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! :)
Disclaimer: Oh yes I do in fact own Jack Sparrow, in my dreams and in the shower. wink wink
When I Stepped Out Of My Shower
- Chapter Two -
Add Will, Barbossa, Gov. Swann and Norrington to the Soup
I was grinning again as I inhaled the lovely scent of Tortuga.
Jack Sparrow was after me and his poodle was clung to my leg. What a lovely dream! Mmm…
Soon I doubled over in a fit of coughs. Damn, I think I swallowed a bug…
The night was pretty dark as I continued to walk a bit faster down the street with my neon green towel around me, my pink hair (the shampoo) and Jack the Poodle clung to my leg as a vibrating shagging boot. Soon I turned from a corner and watched wide-eyed as people ran away from me, yelling 'sea monster, sea monster!'. These pirates were very polite to time-travellers, NOT! Hmph!
"I'm not a sea monster! Grr…" I growled, but realised after a while that they weren't running away from me, they were running inside a tavern called 'The Sea Monster', yelling the tavern's name over and over again. Oh, now I got the hang of it! I'm a girl again. I had to smile at that.
Loud and quite horrible noises came from 'The Sea Monster' as I stood there and watched the pirates run inside. It sounded almost like music, well, not exactly music, but noise mixed with music and someone was screaming and yelling in the mic.
Then I remembered one thing. Jack Sparrow was probably after his poodle by now, searching these streets for it. I had to run for it. He was a pirate and he could kill me, even if he loved me and we were going to get married some day. Yes, I have planned my wedding already…
Deciding that 'The Sea Monster' was my best choice to hide for a while, I walked inside and my ears were met by a sound which could be identified with screams of agony from a torture chamber.
I stared at the stage at the very end of the tavern, where a band was playing.
The sign behind them said clear with blood red letters:
Will Turner and the Metal Machines!
I choked.
The band was playing horrible metal music, which didn't sound like music or heavy metal at all. I had to lift my hands to cover my ears as William Turner bent down to the mic and roared:
"ROOOAAARRRGHH!!! AAARRR!!! YEEEEAAAHHH!!! YEEEEAAAHHH!!! EVERRYBOOOODY LOOOOOOOVESSSS MEEEEEE!!! ROOOAAAARRGGHHHH!!" I heard it even through my hands. I stared.
Will's hair had grown quite a bit from what it had been in the movie. It reached his toes as a looong dark brown…hair-thing. He was wearing black shiny leather clothes (Grr, I know) and had looong black fingernails. He looked…like a witch. The Metal Machines played tremendous music behind him. And as I looked closer, the guitarist was Barbossa (he's alive? Eek!), the drummer was Commodore Norrington and the bassist was Governor Swann. They were all clad in black leather as well and they were not that good at playing their instruments. Apparently the Metal Machines had a big gig that night in 'The Sea Monster'.
I choked once again.
The audience seemed to like them though. The pirates all around me jumped and clapped their hands together for the Metal Machines. Will was screaming in the mic again, this time some new lines.
"AAAAAARRRGGHHH!! I'M A EUNUUUUUUUUCH!! COOOOME AAND HAAAVE A GLAAANCEE AT MY ARSEEE BECAAAUSE IT'S NOOOT HAIRYYY, YET EEELIZABETH LOOOOVEEES MEEEE!! AAAARRRRR!! ROOOAAARGGHH!!" he was screaming.
From the corner of my eye, I could see Captain Jack Sparrow entering 'The Sea Monster', looking around for me. He was searching for ME! I always knew he cared for me…dreamy sigh
I slunk behind a tall pirate who was jumping up and down as well. I saw Jack coming closer. And then the stupid pirate in front of stepped on my foot! The leg on which Jack the Poodle was attached to and the poor cute poodle barked loudly as I yelped in pain. Jack noticed me. He noticed ME! I always knew he loved me…dreamy sigh
I gulped as he strode nearer. I didn't move. (Why would I? JACK SPARROW was walking closer to me…)
"YOU!" he yelled at my face.
"Cutiepieeeeee!" I said back to him in my trance-like state. Jack raised his eyebrows. "I meant the poodle." I lied.
"Wuff!" Jack the Poodle barked but continued to shag my leg.
"Give Jack my precious gay poodle right back, Wash or whatever your name was, (Hey I rhymed)!" he grinned toothily. I always knew he could compose a love poem for me…dreamy sigh
"Ash…leigh. Y-you have t-to know m-my real n-name since w-we're getting m-married soon!" I explained to him, still stuttering in his handsome company. He stared at me wide-eyed.
"Married? Okay, whatever. But I want my Jackiepoo back." he pouted. I patted his shoulder. I get to touch him as well? Wow! I'm really starting to love this dream.
Hehe.
"I tried to get him off, but he's too stubborn, or he loves me too much. You should follow his set of good example, Captain. Hey! I'm not stuttering anymore! Wohoo!" I replied to him, grinning like an idiot as I started dancing in happiness.
"Good for you, but give him back! Jackiepoo loves ME, not ye!" Jack argued hotly. I pouted.
"I won't give him back if you're not gonna marry me!" I crossed my arms over my chest. Jack scowled.
"I won't!"
"Yes you will!" I said to him. "Let's make a deal, you marry me, I give you your Jackiepoo back, savvy? How does that sound, huh?" I asked him enthusiastically.
"Fine!" he drawled. Back on the stage, the Metal Machines had stopped playing and obviously had a break of some sort.
"Yay!" I smiled and gave him a kiss on his cheek. I get to kiss him too? I'm fainting!!! drools
"Eww…" he muttered and wiped his cheek. I scowled.
"Who's this, Jack? And what is your poodle doing? Is he shagging that sea monster's leg?" Will Turner and the Metal Machines appeared beside Jack. I giggled silently.
"I'm Ash Sparrow, Jack's fiancéeeeeeee! And Jack's my fancé!" I told them happily, extending my hand. I'm marrying Jack! Hahaa! Are you jealous?! "Hello Barbossa! I thought you were DEAD!" I said to the leather clad Barbossa.
Grunt.
Was that his answer?
"Nice to meet you, Ash." Will said to me as we shook hands, glancing at Jack. "So, why are you marrying a sea monster, Jack?"
"To get me Jackiepoo back that's why." Jack told them firmly. Jack the Poodle was still shagging my leg. I wonder how he finds the energy to do that all day long…Maybe he drinks Battery…
"I AM NOT A SEA MONSTER!!! ARGH!" I yelled angrily. Suddenly I found myself alone in the tavern. Did I scare them all? Aww…
When I exited the empty 'Sea Monster', I panicked. I'm all alone and Jack left me! Sniff, sniff.
Where is he?
"Jack! Where are youuuuuuuuu?! If you don't come out now, I'll eat Jackiepoo the Poodle!" I yelled and soon Jack Sparrow appeared in front of me. "I always knew you're interested in me…" I sighed dreamily.
"Don't eat Jackiepoo! He means the world to me!" Jack cried. I nodded.
"Alright. I won't eat him. Let's go planning our wedding aboard the Black Pearl, shall we?" I asked him with a smile. Jack nodded, staring longingly at his poodle. Funny, I was still wearing my neon green towel and the pink shampoo on in my hair and no one really noticed that…
Hehe, must be my lucky dream...
"Jack!" Will was yelling suddenly, The Metal Machines behind him as his bodyguards.
"Governor Swann! Leather suits you very well!" I commented one of Will's band members.
Grunt.
Was that his answer?
"Jack! We need to get Elizabeth from her nannies! You promised to accompany me." Will said to him, pouting. Elizabeth has a nanny? Interesting, this dream gets better and better…muah-ha-haa…
Hehe.
"Alrighty then…Are you coming Ash?" Jack asked ME, but stared at his poodle. So what? He asked meeeeeeee! dreamy sigh I always knew he wanted to marry me…
"Yes! Let's pick up Elizabeth from her nannies!" I told them and them we walked down the street, the Metal Machines walking in front of us, their hands sweeping the ground like a couple of gorillas… "Your butt looks nice in leather, Commodore Norrington."
Grunt.
To Be Continued…
Tiihii…
Author's Note: Hmm, Will has a band? Whoa that's pretty strange. Oh, like I said in the beginning of this chapter, I have no idea where these oddities are coming from. Just my insane mind I guess…hehe! Please leave a review and tell me what you think about this! :) AND I have a plot for this! It's slightly crazy but bearable...
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PS: More Captain Jack Sparrow, Jack the Poodle, crazy-Ash, Will Turner and the Metal Machines in the next chappie! Yay! And Elizabeth arrives...hehe...
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