A/N: I'm back with a new chapter to Yugioh, uh, Survivor. Aren't you just so excited?!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or survivor (Darn my luck!)

A/N: Well, here it is, enjoy!

Yami: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: (Grasps the rod, seriously thinking about sending them all to the shadow realm. The only thing holding him back was the many people who were watching and could arrest him at any time.) Dang pharaoh! You and your stupid words will soon be shoved up your-

Bakura: (Gets up, the ring laced around his neck.) Where the heck is Kaiba?!!!!! I'm going to hurt him so bad... (His voice trailed off seeing Marik.) What the heck are you doing here Marik, with the pharaoh no less?

Marik: (Marik smirked, knowing the reaction he would see pasted on Bakura's face when he told him he was the new host of Yugioh Survivor) I am the new host Bakura. Aren't you so excited?

Meanwhile

Tea: Oh, my, gosh!!!!!!!!!! (Staring at the T.V. screen, wide-eyed with horror) Marik is the new host?!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: (In her usual nasally voice) What's wrong, Tea? I think Marik is a total hottie! (Has hearts in her eyes)

Mai: (Just in case you were wondering, everyone is the same age. Including Mai. They are all 16, except for the Yami's. They are 5,016) Dream on, hun. He would never date you. You aren't, cute enough.

Serenity: (Stares at Mai) And you think you are?!!!!!!!!!

Mai: (Staring at Serenity's huge gut) Well at least I don't over-eat! Haven't you noticed people give you dirty glares?! Don't you think it's odd they come up and ask why you slept around with someone. You're so fat, people think your having a kid!!!!!

Serenity: (Stares at the forty empty potato chips bags and have gallon of ice cream left. She then lets out a huge burp) Maybe I should start walking with Seto and people will think we're married. (The hearts come back to her eyes.)

Tea: Oh, God. Mai I think we should get out of here. (As Tea whispered this to Mai, her eyes never left Serenity.)

Mai: (Nods and they rush out while Serenity plans Kaiba's and her wedding.)

Back with Joey, Yugi, and Riyu (Bakura's Aibou, no idea how to spell his name)

Yugi: (Looks at the insanely large teenage boys in front of him.) You guys ate the whole dang thing, and did not even bother to leave some for me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: (Nods his head staring at Bakura to avoid Yugi's gaze) Looks that way to me!

Riyu: (Chuckles and silently agrees.)

Joey: It was good too.

Yugi: Why, I ought to...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yugi lunges for Joey)

A/N: Sorry it was so short, but I have to get some sleep. You'll have to wait to find out if Yugi kills Joey in the next chapter of Yugioh, uh, Survivor!!!!!!!!!!! Now that you have read, PLEASE REVIEW!