Shippo freezer and Microwave Safe!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Shippo's lucky for that!
AN: this is chapter 2 of Inuyasha's Ways to torture Shippo! Originally the first chapter was gonna b a story of its own and this a sequel but I was thinking I've got many ways to torture Shippo so I'll make it a bunch of short stories!
Now most, if not all, chapters will be in Kagome's time and I think all include some kind of modern day device..... I think. Meh well find out won't
we!
"Shippo would you shut up!" yelled Inuyasha, apparently the little kitsune brat didn't learn his lesson with the washer and dryer the first time.
"But Inuyasha! I don't understand how u can de-frost things in play-stic mike-a-wave? It's all new to me." He complained staring hardly at the said contraption trying to figure it out.
"I don't really know how it works either but Kagome said to use it and de- frost something for supper." Inuyasha went into the basement where the freezer is and started digging around in it for some food.
"Hey what's in there?" Shippo asked sticking his head in
Inuyasha ginned evilly and smirked to himself "here's a closer look!" He grabbed the poor little fox by the tail and dropped him in, quickly closing the lid behind him!
"I'll let you out later." Was all the half dog demon said before disappearing upstairs to play a thing Kagome call a PS2, or at least try to get past the first level of Jack and Daxter. (LoL inside joke)
"Wait!" Shippo screamed "please c-c-come ba-ack its real-l-ly c-c-old in h- h-here!!!!!!"
"Hehehehe I know!" Shippo than heard Inuyasha slam the door, laughing his a$$ off.
2 hours later
After being yelled at by Kagome for not doing what she asked Inuyasha went back down the freezer to retrieve Shippo. Inuyasha thought when he opens the freezer Shippo would tackle him, but he was surprised when nothing happened. Shippo was frozen solid in a block of ice (think squirrel at the end of the ice age movie)!! "Opps" is all he had to say for himself.
He carried the chunk of ice up and put it into the microwave, setting it at high for 10min, hoping the little kitsune is still slightly alive, so Inuyasha can torture him some more later.
5 minutes later Kagome was walking through the kitchen when she noticed something very big in the microwave, much bigger than the piece of meat she told Inuyasha to get.
"Huh, I wonder what he did this time?" she asked no one in particular, she opened the device reviling a half-frozen, half not, majorly angry Shippo! "Shippo what are you doing in the microwave?" She pulls out the chunk of iced-Shippo and sets it on the table. She than gets a hammer from down stairs and attempts to break him free. Thought only managing to hit him more than the ice.
"Owwww! Kagome! The ice not me! Ouch! My TAIL!!!" After having a hammer slammed down on his tail Shippo manages to break free of the ice,
sending shards/chunks of it every where!
"Sorry Shippo! But, hey how did you get stuck in the microwave in a solid block of ice?" Kagome was confused but she had a pretty good idea what had
happened.
"It was Inuyasha! I was asking him what was in that big white box down stairs when he pushed me in! Than I guess I froze into a solid block of
ice! Inuyasha is soooo mean! I don't even know why he did that!"
"Oh Shippo," Kagome shakes her head now understanding what happened. "Were
you annoying Inuyasha again by asking to many questions?"
"Well I might have been, but I don't think I asked him THAT many questions!
I think he's just grumpy and decided to take it out on me!"
"That could possibly be the reason. Oh Shippo you're soaking wet! Stay right there and I'll be back in a minute with a towel." Half way to the
linen closet Kagome stops and backtracks to the little kitsune, a thoughtful look in her eyes. "Hey Shippo, you know when dogs get wet how
they shake?"
"Yah." Shippo replies not understanding the humans trail of thought and
wondering where the towel is.
"Well foxes are like dogs and probably shake as well."
"Huh? What are you talking about Kagome?"
"Well your fur is really water logged, so instead of drying, go find
Inuyasha, who's outside, and give him a "hand shake" so to speak."
"Oh, I think I just might do that." Replies Shippo before quickly going
outside before his fur dries.
Shippo quietly walks up behind Inuyasha than clears his throat, once the half-demon has turned to face the little nuisance Shippo shakes with all his might. Successfully clearing his fur of water and drenching Inuyasha.
"You little brat I'm gonna kill you!" yells Inuyasha, his voice is soon
followed by Shippo screaming as he runs away from an angry dog demon.
That's the end of chapter 2! Hope it was good and I wanna just say Thanx to all of my reviewers I'm really happy you liked the fic. This chapter goes out to all of you! The next chapter will probably be called "Inuyasha takes Shippo to the fair!" LoL this should be a ball to write! If anyone
has any other ideas for torturing Shippo and Inuyasha please tell me!
Thanks again and like always R&R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Shippo's lucky for that!
AN: this is chapter 2 of Inuyasha's Ways to torture Shippo! Originally the first chapter was gonna b a story of its own and this a sequel but I was thinking I've got many ways to torture Shippo so I'll make it a bunch of short stories!
Now most, if not all, chapters will be in Kagome's time and I think all include some kind of modern day device..... I think. Meh well find out won't
we!
"Shippo would you shut up!" yelled Inuyasha, apparently the little kitsune brat didn't learn his lesson with the washer and dryer the first time.
"But Inuyasha! I don't understand how u can de-frost things in play-stic mike-a-wave? It's all new to me." He complained staring hardly at the said contraption trying to figure it out.
"I don't really know how it works either but Kagome said to use it and de- frost something for supper." Inuyasha went into the basement where the freezer is and started digging around in it for some food.
"Hey what's in there?" Shippo asked sticking his head in
Inuyasha ginned evilly and smirked to himself "here's a closer look!" He grabbed the poor little fox by the tail and dropped him in, quickly closing the lid behind him!
"I'll let you out later." Was all the half dog demon said before disappearing upstairs to play a thing Kagome call a PS2, or at least try to get past the first level of Jack and Daxter. (LoL inside joke)
"Wait!" Shippo screamed "please c-c-come ba-ack its real-l-ly c-c-old in h- h-here!!!!!!"
"Hehehehe I know!" Shippo than heard Inuyasha slam the door, laughing his a$$ off.
2 hours later
After being yelled at by Kagome for not doing what she asked Inuyasha went back down the freezer to retrieve Shippo. Inuyasha thought when he opens the freezer Shippo would tackle him, but he was surprised when nothing happened. Shippo was frozen solid in a block of ice (think squirrel at the end of the ice age movie)!! "Opps" is all he had to say for himself.
He carried the chunk of ice up and put it into the microwave, setting it at high for 10min, hoping the little kitsune is still slightly alive, so Inuyasha can torture him some more later.
5 minutes later Kagome was walking through the kitchen when she noticed something very big in the microwave, much bigger than the piece of meat she told Inuyasha to get.
"Huh, I wonder what he did this time?" she asked no one in particular, she opened the device reviling a half-frozen, half not, majorly angry Shippo! "Shippo what are you doing in the microwave?" She pulls out the chunk of iced-Shippo and sets it on the table. She than gets a hammer from down stairs and attempts to break him free. Thought only managing to hit him more than the ice.
"Owwww! Kagome! The ice not me! Ouch! My TAIL!!!" After having a hammer slammed down on his tail Shippo manages to break free of the ice,
sending shards/chunks of it every where!
"Sorry Shippo! But, hey how did you get stuck in the microwave in a solid block of ice?" Kagome was confused but she had a pretty good idea what had
happened.
"It was Inuyasha! I was asking him what was in that big white box down stairs when he pushed me in! Than I guess I froze into a solid block of
ice! Inuyasha is soooo mean! I don't even know why he did that!"
"Oh Shippo," Kagome shakes her head now understanding what happened. "Were
you annoying Inuyasha again by asking to many questions?"
"Well I might have been, but I don't think I asked him THAT many questions!
I think he's just grumpy and decided to take it out on me!"
"That could possibly be the reason. Oh Shippo you're soaking wet! Stay right there and I'll be back in a minute with a towel." Half way to the
linen closet Kagome stops and backtracks to the little kitsune, a thoughtful look in her eyes. "Hey Shippo, you know when dogs get wet how
they shake?"
"Yah." Shippo replies not understanding the humans trail of thought and
wondering where the towel is.
"Well foxes are like dogs and probably shake as well."
"Huh? What are you talking about Kagome?"
"Well your fur is really water logged, so instead of drying, go find
Inuyasha, who's outside, and give him a "hand shake" so to speak."
"Oh, I think I just might do that." Replies Shippo before quickly going
outside before his fur dries.
Shippo quietly walks up behind Inuyasha than clears his throat, once the half-demon has turned to face the little nuisance Shippo shakes with all his might. Successfully clearing his fur of water and drenching Inuyasha.
"You little brat I'm gonna kill you!" yells Inuyasha, his voice is soon
followed by Shippo screaming as he runs away from an angry dog demon.
That's the end of chapter 2! Hope it was good and I wanna just say Thanx to all of my reviewers I'm really happy you liked the fic. This chapter goes out to all of you! The next chapter will probably be called "Inuyasha takes Shippo to the fair!" LoL this should be a ball to write! If anyone
has any other ideas for torturing Shippo and Inuyasha please tell me!
Thanks again and like always R&R!