First of all, I don't own Trigun or any of the characters mentioned
throughout the story except Angel and Raine. I have to give props to my
best friend in the whole wide world who is helping write this story. She
controls Angel and I control Raine easy as that. By the way, I change the
story around a lot. Well now that that's finished, this is my first story
on here so be a critic tell me what you think. Don't be scared to diss it.
Chapter 3: Operation Desolation
Angel's p.o.v.
"No chewing on ropes!" I yelled popping my head into the doorway.
"Angel, untie me please," Vash whined giving me puppy eyes.
"Normally, Vash, that would work, but not today, not until you calm down," I announced. Raine glared at me.
"What about me?" Raine shouted bouncing up and down in her chair.
"You too. You are way too hyper," I responded.
"Hey Angel," Vash said.
"What?" I looked over at him.
"Can we go to the zoo?" he smiled.
"Yeah let's go," Wolf replied from the doorway.
"I just love the zoo," Meryl and Milly piped up.
"Yeah the zoo!" Raine joined in. I stared at all of them.
"Raine, do you remember the bunny incident?" I asked untying her.
"Oh come on Angel, what are the chances of that happening again?" she asked untying Vash. They walked out of the room.
"Okay...tell me about the bunnies," Wolf said looking at me.
"Vash has a problem when it comes to woodland creatures. He tries to talk to them and ends up being either covered or chased by them," I explained.
"Oh," Wolfwood started at me like I was insane.
"I know you don't believe me, but you'll see," I said walking out of the room.
On the ride to the zoo, Meryl was ordering us around. "Okay. Vash, Raine, and Angel you cannot leave our sight. You're under twenty-four hour surveillance."
"We'll go wherever the hell we want to go," Raine said glaring at her from behind.
"Damn straight," I nodded in agreement. We got to the zoo and ambled around for a while looking at different animals. We saw the monkeys', reptiles', and big cats' houses and then it was time for lunch.
We sat under a huge tree to eat. Milly had pudding, which made her rather satisfied. We didn't allow Vash to have any donuts for fear of the bunny incident reoccurring. Vash suddenly started chattering something. Raine and I turned our heads slowly. Vash was looking up at a chipmunk that was hissing at him. Before we knew it he was covered from head to toe in tiny, clawed chipmunks.
"Help someone! Please get help!" he shouted in pain. It took us a full hour to get all the little chipmunks off. It left Vash cut up on various places of his body.
"Here's the keys to the jeep there is a first aid kit in there," Meryl said handing us the keys. We strolled to the parking lot; Wolf and Raine were helping Vash along.
"That dumbass! She gave us the keys!" Raine snickered. I jumped into the driver's seat and started the car.
"What are you doing?" Wolfwood asked sitting passenger seat.
"I'm driving, Raine tend to Vash's wounds until we get to the hospital," I uttered pulling out.
"Why the hospital?" Vash solicited.
"You need a rabies shot needle noggin." Wolf answered looking back, a paranoid look formed on Vash's face.
"NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT A SHOT!" he shrieked.
Raine's p.o.v.
We finally convinced Vash to go to the hospital. The nurses and doctors kept us out of the room because Vash was being very violent. There was a possibility that we would have got hurt if we were there. A few minutes passed, until we were allowed in there. One of the nurses left his room as we entered it. "Hey come back I think I need another sponge bath!" he yelled after the nurse. The smile that I had faded away as soon as I heard it. Angel and Wolfwood stayed silent. He was all bandaged up in Ace bandages.
"So you like the nurse?" I tried to smile and not to cry.
"Yeah she is cute," he beamed.
"Oh well then... I going to get going for now," I walked towards the door sluggishly.
"Come on Raine! Don't leave, you're like my best friend." He declared.
"Raine, where are you going?" Wolfwood asked.
"Out... I'm just going out." I growled and left the hospital.
"How dare he? He kisses me, but I'm just his best friend. He is so typical." I thought to myself as I wandered the desert aimlessly. Hours went by and it became dark. "God what am I going to do?" I began speaking to myself. "Why am I talking to myself?" I asked myself and waited a minute. "More importantly why am I awaiting an answer?" I sat behind a building and knocked my head against it a few times. A man walked up to me.
"Boyfriend troubles?" he asked helping me up.
"In a way sort of." I replied.
"Need a job?"
"Uh...sure," I answered.
"You willing to sing in my bar?" he asked.
"Um... yeah I can do that." I smiled realizing the man was pretty cute. He had cobalt colored hair and yellow eyes. He was about 1-1 and ½ feet taller than me. I was only 5'5" I was hired at the local bar and got to sleep in the man's house. A week passed of doing the same routine of sleeping and singing and I earned a good $$1000. This took my mind completely off Vash until one day...
Angel's p.o.v. "Raine still hasn't come back yet," Wolfwood said as we drank coffee. "No kidding," I replied sarcastically. "Vash isn't taking it too well," I looked outside. Vash was singing "They're Coming to Take Me Away" while looking under rocks. He at long last sat down and started whimpering. "Raine, where are you?!" Vash shouted. I ran outside and grabbed a hold of him. "Okay Vash come on all you need is a little bit of fun right now," I said dragging him into a bar. "Hey, grandma, what are you waitin' for fill 'er up!" Vash laughed practically drunk. He got slapped and then corrected himself.
"Ladies and drunks I'm Legato Bluesummers, tonight as it has been for the past week, we'll have Ms. Raine performing for you're entertainment. Remember no touching allowed this isn't a strip joint." He said handing her the microphone. "Oh god," Wolf and I said as Vash looked over. Suddenly very sober. "Raine, I missed you. Where have you been?" Vash got up on stage and tackled her. "Vash, why are you here?!" she yelled trying to push him off. We walked over and pulled Vash off of Raine. Her eyes were almost slits as she glared at him. I pulled her aside. "Why are you staring at him like you're ready to kill?" I inquired. "Don't ask questions you already know the answer to," she lectured. "You know that he was the most depressed thing to ever walk the planet this past week?" I asked somewhat yelling. "I...don't care," she said sticking her nose up. I whipped out my video camera and showed her the tape of Wolfwood and I trying to sedate and tie him down. By the end she was near tears. She jumped onto Vash's back kissing his cheeks. "Here is how you'll be repaying me," Raine became fairly serious. "Okay?" Vash said looking worried. "For the exception of the shower and getting dressed time, you will carry me everywhere," she smiled accidentally choking him.
"Raine, can we rethink this?" he asked gasping for air. I looked around and noticed Wolf trying to sneak out unnoticed. I jumped onto his back.
"Trying to get away are ya?" I yelled.
"What did I do?" he asked, I shrugged.
"I don't know but be a good little Wolfie and go." I said tugging on his ears.
The next morning I busted into the guys' room and opened their curtains. They rolled out of the light.
"Vash your princess needs to use the bathroom," I said pushing him out of his bed. He clung to the sides. "VASH!" I yelled kicking him.
"Alright," he whined and got up. I saw him pick her up, take 2 steps, and set her down in front of the bathroom. He waited outside the door. I sat of Wolf's bed.
"Morning sunshine," I said patting his hair.
"Hi," he said his voice morning hoarse. He pulled him down on his pillow. "More sleep," he whined
"Wolf, it's 3 o'clock and I want to go shopping." I said a whine in my voice.
"Fine," he yawned getting out of bed.
Raine's p.o.v.
"Vash, no!!!" I yelled as I was being dragged into Victoria's Secret. Wolf was towing Angel in. They finally got us in there. Vash and Wolf started going through everything, holding up the skimpiest things for us to try on. Angel and I refused all of it.
"You have to try on something," they tried to convince us.
"Only if it's not tacky and remotely classy," I agreed. Angel nodded in agreement. They handed us corset tops to try on and for once we agreed to it. Vash carried me into the dressing room and then left. I took off my trench coat and heard a slight giggle. I turned around and saw the red- coated idiot staring at me. I slapped him and Wolf started lecturing. "Operation Desolate Mall now," Angel whispered through the dressing room wall. "VASH THE STAMPEDE IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU!" I screamed so everyone could hear me. "What did I do?" he asked, I felt a small earthquake. I stepped out of the dressing room and peeked at the full-length mirror to see how I looked. "God look at this," I pulled at the top. "White, tan; good, bad; white meat, dark meat!" I started complaining about my tan line. Vash moved closer staring at my boobs. "Vash are you listening?" "Yeah white meat dark meat." He poked my tan line. "Can't breathe!" Angel gasped for air. I ran over and loosened her top a little. "Thank you," she took a deep breath. I grabbed my old tank top and punk it in my bag. Vash tore the tags off my corset and I put on my coat. We walked out of the store and the wall was completely empty. Angel and I went to Hot Topic and filled many bags full of stuff. I found a skirt that matched my top at another store and put it on. Soon enough we got hungry and went to the food court. Vash ate all the Krispy Kreme donuts, I ate some cookies, ice cream, and pizza, Wolf ate tacos, and Angel ate Arby's. "Hey did you hear about the sand steamer?" Vash shouted. "Don't talk with you mouth full!" Wolf lectured "Practice what you preach," Angel said. They both looked away. "Anyway, Vash what's this about a sand steamer?" I asked. Vash swallowed his food. "It's here. I was thinking if we rode it we can finally shake those insurance girls." "That's a great idea. I'm surprised you thought of that." Wolf said. They started laughing. Angel and I started to count up our money. "Hey, we have more than enough," we said together. Our last stop before the sand steamer was Wal-Mart. I clutched Vash's arm and dragged him to the boxers' section. Angel and I picked out a few pairs of boxers for each of them. A few minutes passed and Wolfwood came out in his smiley face boxers. After a few more minutes Vash hadn't come out so I went back there to his dressing room. "Vash are you alive in there?" I asked leaning against the wall next to the door. "Yeah," he sighed. "Well, what's the problem?" I questioned. "I don't want to try them on," he whined. "It wont look right." "Dude, you're hot you'll look fine," I complimented. "I don't want them looking at me," he complained. "Here, just put them on and show me and you wont ever have to ever again," I agreed. He tried on a pair of ducky boxers, which were adorable on him, and a pair of silky boxers that said "Sugar Daddy" on them. "Now was that so difficult?" "Nope," he turned to the dressing room when I smacked his ass. I laughed, " What you do that for?" "I don't know I just had the urge to do that." I smirked. "You are so confusing!" he yelled shutting the door. "How?" "You send mixed signals. One minute you're flirting the next you're psycho bitch." He replied "I'm a psycho bitch," I clenched my fists. "Like now?" he said stepping out fully dressed, boxers in hand. "Oh sorry," I apologized.
Angel's p.o.v.
I paced into the dressing room and saw Vash and Raine making out. "Oh boy," I said hitting my hand against my head. Wolf was laughing over something. I walked up to them. "Hey guys you want to join?" I asked holding up a piece of paper.
"First annual couple kissing contest. $$5 admission fee, $$1000 prize," Raine read aloud.
"Yeah, let's do it!" Vash decided.
"Where's it at?" Raine asked.
"On the sand steamer," I answered walking towards the exit, they trailed me. Vash was attempting to get in some practice before we sent him to go get the tickets. He came back with the tickets. We stole them and them and looked them over.
"Third class? What the hell?" Raine and I yelled.
"That's all they had left!" Vash argued back.
"Well, I'm not getting on," I said
"Neither am I," Raine nodded. We stood side by side our noses up in the air. We heard the guys sigh and all of a sudden they lifted us up over their shoulders and started walking. "Hey put me down," Raine shouted punching and kicking Vash.
"Wolf, let me go," I cried.
"You really want me to let you go?" Wolfwood asked pointing my head down. I screamed and started trying to stay on.
"Hey get your hand off of there!" Raine protested as Vash handed the man the tickets.
Chapter 3: Operation Desolation
Angel's p.o.v.
"No chewing on ropes!" I yelled popping my head into the doorway.
"Angel, untie me please," Vash whined giving me puppy eyes.
"Normally, Vash, that would work, but not today, not until you calm down," I announced. Raine glared at me.
"What about me?" Raine shouted bouncing up and down in her chair.
"You too. You are way too hyper," I responded.
"Hey Angel," Vash said.
"What?" I looked over at him.
"Can we go to the zoo?" he smiled.
"Yeah let's go," Wolf replied from the doorway.
"I just love the zoo," Meryl and Milly piped up.
"Yeah the zoo!" Raine joined in. I stared at all of them.
"Raine, do you remember the bunny incident?" I asked untying her.
"Oh come on Angel, what are the chances of that happening again?" she asked untying Vash. They walked out of the room.
"Okay...tell me about the bunnies," Wolf said looking at me.
"Vash has a problem when it comes to woodland creatures. He tries to talk to them and ends up being either covered or chased by them," I explained.
"Oh," Wolfwood started at me like I was insane.
"I know you don't believe me, but you'll see," I said walking out of the room.
On the ride to the zoo, Meryl was ordering us around. "Okay. Vash, Raine, and Angel you cannot leave our sight. You're under twenty-four hour surveillance."
"We'll go wherever the hell we want to go," Raine said glaring at her from behind.
"Damn straight," I nodded in agreement. We got to the zoo and ambled around for a while looking at different animals. We saw the monkeys', reptiles', and big cats' houses and then it was time for lunch.
We sat under a huge tree to eat. Milly had pudding, which made her rather satisfied. We didn't allow Vash to have any donuts for fear of the bunny incident reoccurring. Vash suddenly started chattering something. Raine and I turned our heads slowly. Vash was looking up at a chipmunk that was hissing at him. Before we knew it he was covered from head to toe in tiny, clawed chipmunks.
"Help someone! Please get help!" he shouted in pain. It took us a full hour to get all the little chipmunks off. It left Vash cut up on various places of his body.
"Here's the keys to the jeep there is a first aid kit in there," Meryl said handing us the keys. We strolled to the parking lot; Wolf and Raine were helping Vash along.
"That dumbass! She gave us the keys!" Raine snickered. I jumped into the driver's seat and started the car.
"What are you doing?" Wolfwood asked sitting passenger seat.
"I'm driving, Raine tend to Vash's wounds until we get to the hospital," I uttered pulling out.
"Why the hospital?" Vash solicited.
"You need a rabies shot needle noggin." Wolf answered looking back, a paranoid look formed on Vash's face.
"NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT A SHOT!" he shrieked.
Raine's p.o.v.
We finally convinced Vash to go to the hospital. The nurses and doctors kept us out of the room because Vash was being very violent. There was a possibility that we would have got hurt if we were there. A few minutes passed, until we were allowed in there. One of the nurses left his room as we entered it. "Hey come back I think I need another sponge bath!" he yelled after the nurse. The smile that I had faded away as soon as I heard it. Angel and Wolfwood stayed silent. He was all bandaged up in Ace bandages.
"So you like the nurse?" I tried to smile and not to cry.
"Yeah she is cute," he beamed.
"Oh well then... I going to get going for now," I walked towards the door sluggishly.
"Come on Raine! Don't leave, you're like my best friend." He declared.
"Raine, where are you going?" Wolfwood asked.
"Out... I'm just going out." I growled and left the hospital.
"How dare he? He kisses me, but I'm just his best friend. He is so typical." I thought to myself as I wandered the desert aimlessly. Hours went by and it became dark. "God what am I going to do?" I began speaking to myself. "Why am I talking to myself?" I asked myself and waited a minute. "More importantly why am I awaiting an answer?" I sat behind a building and knocked my head against it a few times. A man walked up to me.
"Boyfriend troubles?" he asked helping me up.
"In a way sort of." I replied.
"Need a job?"
"Uh...sure," I answered.
"You willing to sing in my bar?" he asked.
"Um... yeah I can do that." I smiled realizing the man was pretty cute. He had cobalt colored hair and yellow eyes. He was about 1-1 and ½ feet taller than me. I was only 5'5" I was hired at the local bar and got to sleep in the man's house. A week passed of doing the same routine of sleeping and singing and I earned a good $$1000. This took my mind completely off Vash until one day...
Angel's p.o.v. "Raine still hasn't come back yet," Wolfwood said as we drank coffee. "No kidding," I replied sarcastically. "Vash isn't taking it too well," I looked outside. Vash was singing "They're Coming to Take Me Away" while looking under rocks. He at long last sat down and started whimpering. "Raine, where are you?!" Vash shouted. I ran outside and grabbed a hold of him. "Okay Vash come on all you need is a little bit of fun right now," I said dragging him into a bar. "Hey, grandma, what are you waitin' for fill 'er up!" Vash laughed practically drunk. He got slapped and then corrected himself.
"Ladies and drunks I'm Legato Bluesummers, tonight as it has been for the past week, we'll have Ms. Raine performing for you're entertainment. Remember no touching allowed this isn't a strip joint." He said handing her the microphone. "Oh god," Wolf and I said as Vash looked over. Suddenly very sober. "Raine, I missed you. Where have you been?" Vash got up on stage and tackled her. "Vash, why are you here?!" she yelled trying to push him off. We walked over and pulled Vash off of Raine. Her eyes were almost slits as she glared at him. I pulled her aside. "Why are you staring at him like you're ready to kill?" I inquired. "Don't ask questions you already know the answer to," she lectured. "You know that he was the most depressed thing to ever walk the planet this past week?" I asked somewhat yelling. "I...don't care," she said sticking her nose up. I whipped out my video camera and showed her the tape of Wolfwood and I trying to sedate and tie him down. By the end she was near tears. She jumped onto Vash's back kissing his cheeks. "Here is how you'll be repaying me," Raine became fairly serious. "Okay?" Vash said looking worried. "For the exception of the shower and getting dressed time, you will carry me everywhere," she smiled accidentally choking him.
"Raine, can we rethink this?" he asked gasping for air. I looked around and noticed Wolf trying to sneak out unnoticed. I jumped onto his back.
"Trying to get away are ya?" I yelled.
"What did I do?" he asked, I shrugged.
"I don't know but be a good little Wolfie and go." I said tugging on his ears.
The next morning I busted into the guys' room and opened their curtains. They rolled out of the light.
"Vash your princess needs to use the bathroom," I said pushing him out of his bed. He clung to the sides. "VASH!" I yelled kicking him.
"Alright," he whined and got up. I saw him pick her up, take 2 steps, and set her down in front of the bathroom. He waited outside the door. I sat of Wolf's bed.
"Morning sunshine," I said patting his hair.
"Hi," he said his voice morning hoarse. He pulled him down on his pillow. "More sleep," he whined
"Wolf, it's 3 o'clock and I want to go shopping." I said a whine in my voice.
"Fine," he yawned getting out of bed.
Raine's p.o.v.
"Vash, no!!!" I yelled as I was being dragged into Victoria's Secret. Wolf was towing Angel in. They finally got us in there. Vash and Wolf started going through everything, holding up the skimpiest things for us to try on. Angel and I refused all of it.
"You have to try on something," they tried to convince us.
"Only if it's not tacky and remotely classy," I agreed. Angel nodded in agreement. They handed us corset tops to try on and for once we agreed to it. Vash carried me into the dressing room and then left. I took off my trench coat and heard a slight giggle. I turned around and saw the red- coated idiot staring at me. I slapped him and Wolf started lecturing. "Operation Desolate Mall now," Angel whispered through the dressing room wall. "VASH THE STAMPEDE IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU!" I screamed so everyone could hear me. "What did I do?" he asked, I felt a small earthquake. I stepped out of the dressing room and peeked at the full-length mirror to see how I looked. "God look at this," I pulled at the top. "White, tan; good, bad; white meat, dark meat!" I started complaining about my tan line. Vash moved closer staring at my boobs. "Vash are you listening?" "Yeah white meat dark meat." He poked my tan line. "Can't breathe!" Angel gasped for air. I ran over and loosened her top a little. "Thank you," she took a deep breath. I grabbed my old tank top and punk it in my bag. Vash tore the tags off my corset and I put on my coat. We walked out of the store and the wall was completely empty. Angel and I went to Hot Topic and filled many bags full of stuff. I found a skirt that matched my top at another store and put it on. Soon enough we got hungry and went to the food court. Vash ate all the Krispy Kreme donuts, I ate some cookies, ice cream, and pizza, Wolf ate tacos, and Angel ate Arby's. "Hey did you hear about the sand steamer?" Vash shouted. "Don't talk with you mouth full!" Wolf lectured "Practice what you preach," Angel said. They both looked away. "Anyway, Vash what's this about a sand steamer?" I asked. Vash swallowed his food. "It's here. I was thinking if we rode it we can finally shake those insurance girls." "That's a great idea. I'm surprised you thought of that." Wolf said. They started laughing. Angel and I started to count up our money. "Hey, we have more than enough," we said together. Our last stop before the sand steamer was Wal-Mart. I clutched Vash's arm and dragged him to the boxers' section. Angel and I picked out a few pairs of boxers for each of them. A few minutes passed and Wolfwood came out in his smiley face boxers. After a few more minutes Vash hadn't come out so I went back there to his dressing room. "Vash are you alive in there?" I asked leaning against the wall next to the door. "Yeah," he sighed. "Well, what's the problem?" I questioned. "I don't want to try them on," he whined. "It wont look right." "Dude, you're hot you'll look fine," I complimented. "I don't want them looking at me," he complained. "Here, just put them on and show me and you wont ever have to ever again," I agreed. He tried on a pair of ducky boxers, which were adorable on him, and a pair of silky boxers that said "Sugar Daddy" on them. "Now was that so difficult?" "Nope," he turned to the dressing room when I smacked his ass. I laughed, " What you do that for?" "I don't know I just had the urge to do that." I smirked. "You are so confusing!" he yelled shutting the door. "How?" "You send mixed signals. One minute you're flirting the next you're psycho bitch." He replied "I'm a psycho bitch," I clenched my fists. "Like now?" he said stepping out fully dressed, boxers in hand. "Oh sorry," I apologized.
Angel's p.o.v.
I paced into the dressing room and saw Vash and Raine making out. "Oh boy," I said hitting my hand against my head. Wolf was laughing over something. I walked up to them. "Hey guys you want to join?" I asked holding up a piece of paper.
"First annual couple kissing contest. $$5 admission fee, $$1000 prize," Raine read aloud.
"Yeah, let's do it!" Vash decided.
"Where's it at?" Raine asked.
"On the sand steamer," I answered walking towards the exit, they trailed me. Vash was attempting to get in some practice before we sent him to go get the tickets. He came back with the tickets. We stole them and them and looked them over.
"Third class? What the hell?" Raine and I yelled.
"That's all they had left!" Vash argued back.
"Well, I'm not getting on," I said
"Neither am I," Raine nodded. We stood side by side our noses up in the air. We heard the guys sigh and all of a sudden they lifted us up over their shoulders and started walking. "Hey put me down," Raine shouted punching and kicking Vash.
"Wolf, let me go," I cried.
"You really want me to let you go?" Wolfwood asked pointing my head down. I screamed and started trying to stay on.
"Hey get your hand off of there!" Raine protested as Vash handed the man the tickets.