July 10th

I have decided, that for this mission I will have to begin by starting a progress report; but seeing as how a book with "Progress Report" on the front would prove to be suspicious I have opted for this wonderful little book known as a journal (A gift from Sakura-chan).

I guess I should follow Sakura's advice and just write about how my day went with pertaining to Naruto. Make a list of what I've found out, and write about how I've been feeling. Though I don't quite understand why I have to show this to her (Sakura) after I'm done. She says that this would help me get advice, because she said, and I quote "Well you definitely don't want to be the uke in the relationship (NO!!!), so Naruto will have to get it in his head who's seme, and since I am girl I can help you come up with ideas." Un-quote.

She does have a point. She could be of some help to me with my problem. Though I must admit I was surprised when she took my confession so well. Maybe I just have excellent timing, or maybe I'm just lucky Sakura happens to be the biggest yaoi fangirl in this village...

I will start recording events tomorrow, seeing how it's well close to midnight and I can't rightfully interact with Naruto at this hour-

Several images flooded through his mind at the thought of 'nightly interaction'. Sasuke grimaced down at the now blood stained page, and hastily wiped it off with his arm sleeve.

Seeing it now slightly cleaned up, he closed the thick leather book and placed it under his pillow. Sakura told him to keep it close to him, because from now on he may start carrying blackmail material in the thing. It sounded all very plausible to him, what scared him the most was the thought of someone actually getting a hold of this book, or worse, if that someone was Naruto!

He shook his head and climbed under his covers, letting his still damp locks push against the rough fabric of his pillow. Hopefully by the time Naruto actually read this newly acquired book, it will be after he had the blonde's heart.

July 11th

I have just arrived at our assigned meeting place. sigh really, I don't know why I even bother coming early Kakashi-sensei never comes on time. When he does we'll all know that either a) the world is crumbling into hell. b) Iruka finally managed to guilt-trip him into coming on time (Kami is Kakashi-sensei ever whipped). Or c) something important is happening and he has to make a good impression.

The only thing you really have to look forward to with him being late is his dumb ass excuse, and the passionate fire that blazes in Naruto's eyes as he rams Kakashi-sensei down with childish insults.

Speaking of Naruto, he and Sakura should be arriving any time now. Operation: "GONGS" (Get On Naruto's Good Side) will commence... as soon as he gets here...

"Sakura-chaaaaan! Will you go out with me?!"

"URUSAI!!!"

Sasuke winced as he heard the slap sound soon after. Though it was just a slight twitch in his eye, you would notice it as a wince if you've studied Sasuke's movements for a long time.

He gazed out of the corner of his eye and his heart went out to the poor blonde who was walking towards him with a rather ugly lump on his adorable right cheek. He felt a sudden compelling urge to-

He quickly snapped open his journal and scratched at the paper with his pen in frenzy.

Sakura has just shot down Naruto again... Though I'm glad she's rejecting his pathetic attempts for a date, I feel angered at her for marring Naruto's beautiful skin. The boy has such a delicate tanned feature and she just ruined it with that slap!

Though, he does look kinda cute. He's got such a delicious pout on his face right now, and that lower lip of his is puckered out in such a way that if I leaned in just a little I'll be in perfect range to suck on it...

Seeing Naruto hurt makes me feel wounded in some odd way. I have a sudden urge to grab him in my arms and hold him and kiss away his hurt... and then I'd lean in and suck on that scrumptious bottom lip. Does he even know how hot he looks right now?

"Ano-sa. Ano-sa. Whatcha writing, Sasuke-bastard?"

Sasuke gulped and slammed the book shut just before the blonde could read any of the content. Even if the book was closed Naruto could still see the gold painted words on the cover spelling out 'Sasuke's Journal'.

"Ah, I see. Private stuff, ne?"

Sasuke glared at the blonde, immediately getting ready to settle in his 'bastard act' when he just happened to glance over Naruto's shoulder and see Sakura waving her hands frantically around and mouthing 'No!' over and over to him.

He mentally slapped himself. How could he be so stupid, this whole thing was a mission, and he never failed missions! He had to smarten up and complete mission 'GONGS'!

He cleared his throat and slowly nodded his head. He resisted the urge to smile when he saw Naruto's eyes widen in surprise. Weren't expecting that, where you Naruto-koi? Sasuke thought to himself. His eyes took on a dreamy effect as he subconsciously began playing out the many ways, and many situations with which he would call Naruto that. His Naruto-koi...

His happy daydream was knocked away how ever when he saw those gorgeous blue eyes narrow down to slits in a suspicious look. Obviously Naruto wasn't expecting Sasuke to admit, he was actually all prepared for Sasuke's insult with one of his own.

What are you up to Uchiha? Naruto thought to himself.

I am beginning to think that maybe me being nice to Naruto isn't such a good idea. Instead of him becoming closer to me, I seem to be pushing him away. We're on our lunch break now, and I just got back from my secret meeting at Sakura's house. She agreed with me.

"Okay, it's obvious you're a little rusty with this whole 'being nice thing' (insert snort of dry humor here). It wasn't just weirdin' Naruto out, you were freaking me out. I'm not so sure about Kakashi-sensei because he's already a freak. But yeah, I would defiantly suggest we tone down your niceness. There's normal nice, and then there's over doing it. You, Sasuke, are over doing it."

I think the last comment was a little un-called for, but she's just being honest with me, so fine. Sakura said she would make up an excuse for me, to explain my behavior. I'm a little scared as to what she will tell him, but I'm sure she'll think of something original...

"Uh-heh. Sasuke?"

The Uchiha boy raised his head and forced down a blush. Naruto was standing in front of him, looking sheepish, nervous even. This was something similar to one of his most recent dreams.

"Sakura told me about your, uh, condition." Naruto started. This caught Sasuke's attention, he was curious as to what Sakura told him, though from the look on his companions –and secret crush- face he had a strange want to find the pink haired female and knock some sense into her. "Truth is, I know what it's like. Those dentists can be such sadistic assholes."

Sasuke's eyes widened and his face was twisted into a bewildered looking one, "Eh?"

Naruto blinked and then broke into a sympathetic grin. "Yeah, Sakura said, that you just came back from an appointment from the dentist today and that you're doped up on some pills you had to take before hand, and that laughing gas they make you breath in. Why do they call it laughing gas anyway? So, what did they do, was it just some teeth pulling?"

Sasuke didn't know whether to laugh, cry, scream, or giggle like a schoolgirl. Strangely he felt he was becoming close to doing all at once. Now that would be an odd sight to witness.

"...ello?" Naruto drawled out. Sasuke felt one of the blonde's calloused fingers poke him so close to his mouth he just wanted to-

He shoved the blonde away from him and opened his book. He didn't even notice when Naruto turned around to give him privacy. After all, you don't mess with someone and their journal, because they'll come back for yours in the end.

Kami, Naruto was poking me! Normally that would bug the hell out of me, but it was close, I just wanted to draw that slender digit into my mouth and run my tongue along it!

Naruto sweat-dropped as he heard some rather dark laughter coming from the boy behind him, and was it just him or did that laugh sound perverted?

He looked up at the sky and his mental clock kicked in, steadying himself, he reached out behind him with his sandaled foot and poked Sasuke several times behind him, "Oi. Lunch is over. We have to go now..." After that he walked away, leaving a flustered Sasuke staring after him with wide eyes.

Naruto just-

I know he probably didn't know what he was doing, he wasn't looking behind him or anything but... he just felt up my inner thigh with his foot!!!

Okay... so maybe it was more poking then rubbing, but it was a touch on a very intimate part of my body! Hmm... I wonder if I should return the favor?

Well I end my day here, seeing as how our mission is done, and our training too. Kami Kakashi is getting lazy! Oh well, its too bad Naruto and I live on opposite sides of the town. Lucky Sakura gets to walk with Naruto for at least ten minutes!! .

July 13th

I didn't see the need to write in here yesterday, seeing as how Naruto failed to show up. When Kakashi-sensei did arrive (he was only an hour late this time), he told us Naruto caught the bug that has been going around.

Naturally I was worried, and I wanted to go see him right away; but of course Kakashi-sensei had to choose that day to go over our weaknesses in chakara. Sakura started to complain yesterday about how he was being unfair to both us, and Naruto since he was missing this because he was ill.

"Naruto already came to me and asked for pointers a few days ago, that's why I decided to help you guys today."

And then we spent well over six hours doing nothing but training! Now I am all for training, it keeps me closer to one of my main goals, but when I write down six hours please note my irritation when I tell you that it was six hours straight nonstop.

Did Naruto have to do this too?

I've talked with Sakura earlier today and she said I should send Naruto gifts instead of visiting him, further more she said I should send them anonymously. I don't know if I want to do that, what if Naruto thinks it is someone else and falls in love with him or her instead of me? Or worse, what if he finds out it is I and then rejects me out of disgust.

As embarrassing as it sounds... I'm scared. Scared of what might happen if this plan fails. Sakura told me not to worry about it, and that I'll be fine as long as I keep up my act of innocence. See, she said that after I send the gifts I should wait and then go visit him and act like it wasn't me.

I think it's awfully confusing but she said to trust her; that a lot of people (almost everyone) love to know they have a secret admirer. I think I'll sign it that instead of 'anonymous'. Secret Admirer has a more intimate feel to it don't you think?

Thanks for reviewing! I was so happy with my reviews, not one negative comment!

Raz! You seem to like to take away my fic's virginity!

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-cough- sorry, inside joke with Tala. Kinda like, you're the first reviewer... so its been "used" -nervous laugh- God we're fruit cakes... u.u

Kari : Don't worry this fic is multi-chaptered...

-clamps a hand on Kari's mouth- Shhh!! You don't want to spoil a good ending do you?!

Lol, thanks you too your reviews mean a lot to me. I hope to see your comments for this chapter and more to come!

Sasuke's kind of perverted in this chapter. But don't worry! It gets better!! :D

Japanese Terms Used:

Chan – honorific used at the end of a females name (usually, close male friends will use this honorific too...)

Uke – The bottom partner of a yaoi/hetero/yuri (lesbian) relationship (also believed to be the more girly of the two).

Seme – The top partner of a yaoi/hetero/yuri (lesbian) relationship (also believed to be the more manly of the two).

Yaoi – Um... if you're reading this fic, and you don't know what yaoi is then... it's malexmale relationships.

Sensei – Teacher, instructor etc.

Kami – God, upper deity (Sasuke will use this word a lot sorry)

Urusai – Annoying (I was also told this can be used as "Shut up")

Ano-sa – I'm not really sure with this one anymore, I have an equal amount of people telling me it's: "hey hey" and another equal amount saying it's: "Um" in all honesty, you can just take your pick, I don't think it will make much of a difference with you or me nn;

Ne – "Yes", "right"

Koi – Can mean many things (even a fish, I have them in my backyard XP) but in this fic I'm refering to "Love" and/or "Lover"

Chakra – If you're reading this and don't know what chakara is, you're not paying attention to the story line then. Chakra is the energy the ninjas use to perform their attacks.

-Side Note- This whole Chakra thing is starting to wear me down. I keep typing it one way (how I see it in sites) and then I have several people tell me I'm spelling it wrong, naturally I understand so I quickly go and change it to what they suggested; and then someone else reviews me and tells me I've spelt that wrong too! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS CORRECTLY SPELT TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG!? Either I'm spelling it wrong or some people aren't giving me what is right, but just what they think is right!

Again, I'm sorry for this note, this is just merely some serious frustration I needed to get off my chest, and I'm simply expressing what few authors want to publicly acknowledge. The spelling of... this word, is becoming this HUGE issue!!