I was once a happy, yellow chia,
a toymaker in fact.
I had no owner,
and I was fine with that.

I lived on my own,
in a little neohome,
making toys for charity,
like aisha gnomes.

I was in the toy store,
donating some toys,
when a tall, overshadowing figure came up.
(He had no poise.)

He scooped me up
and held me in his palm.
I wondered what he was doing,
yet remained calm.

"Come with me, little one,
for you I have great plans."
And with those first, but final words,
he let out a hideous laugh.

He stuck me in a cage.
I struggled to break free,
but soon I saw
there was no chance of escaping.

I was now trapped in his clutches,
this mysterious man,
and alone in a cold cell I wondered,
What is his master plan?

I drifted off to sleep,
but the next day I awoke
with a shadow hovering over me.
It soon spoke...

"You, my friend, shall help me dearly,
to get back at Neopia and all that is cute."
With this he slipped in a bottle
and walked off, mute.

I took the potion,
and gulped slowly.
The room began to spin,
and I felt dizzy.

I fell to the ground,
holding my stomach.
I felt as though still
I would fall and plummit.

I closed my eyes for a moment,
then re-opened them.
Suddenly, something overcame me.
An anger, a rage, towards him.

I wanted to rip him apart,
for giving me that vile drink.
My mind was racing now.
It became hard to think.

A hunger in my stomach
Made me want to roar,
and so the bars in the cage
I took and tore.

I felt vicious,
ready to eat.
The first thing I heard
went "Meep, meep, meep!"

I followed the sound
and soon found
a meepit caged,
chained to the ground.

I tore open the cage door,
yanked out the creature,
and gulped it right down
like some special feature.

I then ran away,
looking for more,
and came to a building,
a petpet store.

I raided the cages,
eating them all,
until I was stuffed,
and then did fall.

A woman came up,
a nice little elf
she had been looking
at a Mallard on a shelf.

I had ate it,
but she thought it funny.
She patted me
as if I were a snowbunny.

"You silly thing,
you must be hungry.
Why don't you come
home with me?"

And so I went
with the purple duck
and ate what mutants should eat...
which is gross food and muck!

We lived happily ever after
with my family.
(Even though my sister's
quite depressing.)