Hi. I got a penalty for not following the standards of and that is why this update has been so long in coming. I would like to "thank" my reviewer. the counter: What the bloody hell is your problem?!!! Here's what you said:
"Please note that 's content guidelines apply to the entire story. For example, if you have chat or keyboard dialogue in author notes but not the story, the entire story will be considered for removal. To sum it up, everything you upload is subject to the content guidelines and TOS. Looks like you're going to have to do something like actually WRITE."
I have NEVER been more insulted. I read your profile, and you're certainly one to talk!! Looks like YOU are the one who has to do some writing, buddy. And what's up with your numbers? And I thought I was a nerd. For your information, I do actually write. Unlike you. So you should do some writing before you start criticizing. Squealer. "Please note"? If you're gonna flame at me, go ahead. I don't care if someone flames. I hate polite flames. I just bitch. But you had to go and squeal too. Adding injury to insult. Some other people have had their stories deleted for stupid reasons too, and we think you might be a little tattler. Watch yourself, pal, or you could be in trouble. And keep the hell away from my story. If you don't enjoy it, don't read it or review. You are the one person whose reviews are not welcome.
CHAPTER 5
Aragorn and his kids are sitting at the dinner table.
There is a loud scream and the snap of a neck. A body hangs outside their window, swaying in the wind, held up by the rope that took its life. Malicious laughter is heard. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Aragorn: HOLY SHIT!!! FC HUNG ITSELF!!!!!
AC (Aragorn's child): Uncle Faramir is dead as soon as Auntie Eowyn gets home, isn't he?
Aragorn: Are you a boy or a girl?
FC: (comes downstairs) Who's dead?
Aragorn: We thought you were dead!!! Wait a sec.........(thinks (Readers: gasp LED: Yes, it may seem hard to believe, but he can actually think!!!!))
AC: Hold on. If you're here, then who's hanging outside there?
LED: (comes downstairs) (cough) That was a certain person who pissed me off when I was PMSing........(glare)
Faramir: Poor guy. Didn't have a chance...........she just................(sobs tragically).....used her author powers and hung him!
FC: Dude, you freak me out.........
Aragorn: EUREKA! I GOT IT!!! If FC is here, then who's that hanging outside?
All: oO
LED: Idiot.
Aragorn: Pig.
LED: (thunder booms) DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!!!!
NEXT THING WE KNOW, THERE ARE 2 BODIES HANGING OUTSIDE.
PHBPOA (Person hung By Pissed Off Authoress) What're you in for?
"Please note that 's content guidelines apply to the entire story. For example, if you have chat or keyboard dialogue in author notes but not the story, the entire story will be considered for removal. To sum it up, everything you upload is subject to the content guidelines and TOS. Looks like you're going to have to do something like actually WRITE."
I have NEVER been more insulted. I read your profile, and you're certainly one to talk!! Looks like YOU are the one who has to do some writing, buddy. And what's up with your numbers? And I thought I was a nerd. For your information, I do actually write. Unlike you. So you should do some writing before you start criticizing. Squealer. "Please note"? If you're gonna flame at me, go ahead. I don't care if someone flames. I hate polite flames. I just bitch. But you had to go and squeal too. Adding injury to insult. Some other people have had their stories deleted for stupid reasons too, and we think you might be a little tattler. Watch yourself, pal, or you could be in trouble. And keep the hell away from my story. If you don't enjoy it, don't read it or review. You are the one person whose reviews are not welcome.
CHAPTER 5
Aragorn and his kids are sitting at the dinner table.
There is a loud scream and the snap of a neck. A body hangs outside their window, swaying in the wind, held up by the rope that took its life. Malicious laughter is heard. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Aragorn: HOLY SHIT!!! FC HUNG ITSELF!!!!!
AC (Aragorn's child): Uncle Faramir is dead as soon as Auntie Eowyn gets home, isn't he?
Aragorn: Are you a boy or a girl?
FC: (comes downstairs) Who's dead?
Aragorn: We thought you were dead!!! Wait a sec.........(thinks (Readers: gasp LED: Yes, it may seem hard to believe, but he can actually think!!!!))
AC: Hold on. If you're here, then who's hanging outside there?
LED: (comes downstairs) (cough) That was a certain person who pissed me off when I was PMSing........(glare)
Faramir: Poor guy. Didn't have a chance...........she just................(sobs tragically).....used her author powers and hung him!
FC: Dude, you freak me out.........
Aragorn: EUREKA! I GOT IT!!! If FC is here, then who's that hanging outside?
All: oO
LED: Idiot.
Aragorn: Pig.
LED: (thunder booms) DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!!!!
NEXT THING WE KNOW, THERE ARE 2 BODIES HANGING OUTSIDE.
PHBPOA (Person hung By Pissed Off Authoress) What're you in for?