AMY, DID YOU POUNCE ON ME?
"Sure!"
AMY, WHY ARE YOU FUSCHIA?
"Something to do with color genes.. why?"
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
She agrees, but shows no signs of letting you up, despite this philosophical comment.
SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!
Amy jerks backwards in surprise, letting you get up if you choose to do so.
SAVE
Success.
CHOOSE NOT TO DO SO
You continue laying there, having screamed. Amy looks at you and asks "What's wrong, Spaz?"
AMY, I HAVE A HEAD.
You probably meant to say headache, but head is more truthful. Amy, however, agrees with the first part of what I just said. "Want some aspirin?"
AMY, I AM ALLERGIC TO ASPIRIN.
She looks at you, puzzled. "Ok.... want some toe jam?"
UGH
I agree, but you might want to respond.
DANCE WITH AMY
Effectively ignoring her previous question, you leap up, grab Amy, and start whirling around in a not so graceful pirouette. Amy looks at you strangely. "Are you feeling all right, Spaz?"
YES
Yes what?
AMY, YES
"Well.. you just seem to take a while to do things, and when you do something, it's rather random."
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
This time, more of a response is gained, as Amy nods her head, understandingly.
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
Just because it worked before doesn't mean you should say it right away again.
STOP DANCING, PICK UP AMY
You whirl to a halt, pick up Amy, and set her on your shoulder. She looks at you, puzzled again, but resolves to enjoy the ride.
RUN AROUND RANDOMLY
When you come to your senses, you are standing in a strange area you don't recall seeing before. Amy is still atop your shoulder, looking ruffled.
AMY, I AM LOST.
"Well, that makes two of us.. you mean you just ran through all those passages and rooms without even knowing where you were going?"
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
She agrees.
LOOK AROUND
You are standing in front of a large, locked door with a sign above it reading "Butterfly Chamber". On one side of you is a blank wall, and you can't see too well on the other side due to Amy being on your shoulder and blocking your view.
INVENTORY
You are carrying the following items:
Pieces of broken door
A few wires
Key to End of Game
Key to Butterfly Chamber
Amy
USE KEY TO BUTTERFLY CHAMBER ON DOOR
You walk over to the large door and open it with the corresponding key.
WALK THROUGH DOOR
Task completed.
AMY, I AM NOT LOST. I AM IN BUTTERFLY CHAMBER.
"As am I, due to still being on your shoulder. Where'd you get that key?"
AMY, I GOT LOST.
She nods understandingly.
LOOK AROUND
You are in the Butterfly Chamber. All around you, butterflies fly around, or merely perch on plants. It is very hot.
TURN INTO BUTTERFLY
Even JJMorph can't do that.
EAT BUTTERFLIES
You'd just get in trouble.
LAY DOWN
With Amy on your shoulder?
PUT DOWN AMY
You gently lift Amy off of your shoulder using only one arm.
LAY DOWN
You slump to the ground, and lean your head against the wall. The heat is getting to you.
Amy wipes her brow and follows suit, content to lay around and watch the butterflies.
WATCH BUTTERFLIES
With the alertness of a geiger counter reader, you watch the butterflies fly around, or merely perch on plants.
You feel like you're melting, though of course that is just a trick of the heat.
SAVE
Your game has been saved again.
MELT
You turn into a hot puddle. Amy looks over at you and screams. You could care less, of course... you're dead now.
Quit/Restore?
RESTORE
You are back where you were when you last saved.
LOOK AROUND
Butterflyness. You are lying next to the door you came in by, which the butterflies seem unable to exit through. Amy is lying next to you, and the chamber extends into the distance in the three directions the wall is not in.
WALK INTO DISTANCE
You attempt to walk while lying down, but fail.
WHY?
You're not That flexible..
BE FLEXIBLE
You perform a series of yoga exercises, while Amy watches you and the butterflies.
Suddenly, the door remains open, and Jazz comes in. You take a while to notice him, seeing as you are doing yoga exercises.
JAZZ, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
"I came looking for you two! Don't you remember what today is?"
JAZZ, IS IT FRIDAY?
".." Jazz pauses, and counts on his ears efficiently. "..yes. But that's not what I meant."
JAZZ, WHAT DID YOU MEAN?
"It's the anniversary of the last time we defeated Devan! We're having a banquet in the banquet room once you are found!"
JAZZ, I AM FOUND.
"Well, yes, but you have to go there as well."
JAZZ, I AM SPAZ.
He looks at you oddly, as if stunned by this knowledge.
GO THERE.
There where?
GO TO THE BANQUET ROOM
You zoom off at high speeds, letting your subconscious tell you where to turn and where to jump over spikes, until you arrive in the banquet room.
Eva is here.
Lori is here.
Work is here.
Mario is here.
Other inhabitants are here.
LOOK AT MARIO
Mario is a fat italian plumber dressed in red, with a sign reading "A Head Case" attached to him.
WEAR MARIO
You fail.
EVA, I AM SPAZ.
She looks up, and slaps you. "There you are! You've kept everyone waiting. Where's Jazz?"
EVA, I LEFT HIM IN THE BUTTERFLY CHAMBER WITH AMY.
"Well, he'll be along. Sit down, and stay put."
SIT DOWN, AND STAY PUT.
You sit down on the floor and start sucking your thumb again.
GET UP, SIT IN CHAIR
Which chair?
MY CHAIR
You get up, and sit in your chair contentedly. A bit later, Jazz and Amy arrive. They don't have your magical sense of direction, and were forced to find a map.
EAT BANQUET
It hasn't been served yet.
LORI, SERVE BANQUET
Lori glares at you. "Who do you think I am, a servant?"
LORI, I AM SPAZ.
This phrase hasn't been getting as much success as of late. Lori thinks about it for a second, then tells you to go and serve the banquet.
GET OUT OF CHAIR, FIND BANQUET
You arrive in the kitchens shortly afterwards.
Head Cook Dingo is here.
HEAD COOK DINGO, WHERE IS BANQUET?
"All around you, Spaz!"
LOOK AROUND
You are in the kitchens. Head Cook Dingo is stirring a pot of what looks suspiciously like the drink the bat bought you, you are standing in front of an open door. On the other side of the kitchen is another door with a sign above it reading "End of Game".
SHOUT WITH JOY
ARRRRRGGHH!!!! SOB
RUN TO DOOR
You run over to the door.
INVENTORY
You are carrying the following items:
Pieces of broken door
A few wires
WHERE'S MY KEY TO END OF GAME?!
You appear to have dropped it somewhere.
SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!
WHY DIDN'T I DROP THE OTHER STUFF?
You didn't tell you to.
DROP OTHER STUFF
What other stuff?
DROP PIECES OF BROKEN DOOR AND WIRES
You drop them dejectedly on the floor.
You have suddenly noticed (maybe it's the smells) that you are very hungry.
SEARCH ROOM
After searching the room, you find a large banquet hidden away in one of the corners.
TAKE BANQUET
You store the large banquet in your fur somewhere.
LEAVE KITCHEN, SERVE BANQUET
Amazingly, you do this successfully, and without a hitch as well.
EAT BANQUET
The whole thing, or just yours?
SAVE
Game saved.
THE WHOLE THING
You jump onto the table, and start grabbing people's food and wolfing it down before they have a chance to react. Soon, though, you overgorge yourself, and your stomach explodes.
Quit/Restore?
RESTORE
Game restarted. I mean, restored.
JUST MINE
You jump onto the table, lay down in front of your portion of the banquet and begin stuffing yourself.
CONTINUE STUFFING MYSELF
You do so.
CONTINUE CONTINUING STUFFING MYSELF
You do so. Soon, your stomach has the feeling you should stop eating.
STOP EATING
Thank your stomach for that bit of information.
THANK YOU, STOMACH
The stomach burps.
You are now feeling a little drowsy.
GO TO SLEEP
Following the path of least resistance, you lay your head down in a bowl of soup and drift away into slumberland.
NEMO, I AM SPAZ.
There is no Nemo here.
DREAM OF NEMO
Suddenly, you are standing in slumberland. Nearby is Nemo, dressed as an electric blue toothbrush.
SCREAM
Oh! Oh! I'm ever so aggravated.
Nemo looks at you and vanishes. He apparently has woken up.
WOKE UP
Your grammar is awful.
Nevertheless, you come to, still with your head in the (thankfully not hot) soup bowl. You have not slept as long as you could have, as the other rabbits are still eating the banquet.
EAT MORE BANQUET
Yours?
YES
As if nothing had happened, you return to digging into the banquet, ignoring looks the other rabbits are giving you.
CONTINUE DIGGING INTO THE BANQUET
You have no shovel.
EAT MORE BANQUET
You do so. Your stomach starts to complain again.
STOP EATING, LEAVE TABLE
You leap off the table.
BOW
To who?
ANYONE WATCHING
You bow towards the person on the other side of the monitor.
LEAVE BANQUET ROOM, FIND HALLWAY
By this time, you have imprinted the location of said hallway quite firmly in your mind, and are soon there.
FIND DOOR I STARTED BY
At the start of the game?
YES
You walk up to a door.
USE WIRES ON DOOR
You dropped the wires in the kitchen, remember?
USE BANQUET ON DOOR
You served the banquet.
TAKE DOOR
Despite your best efforts, it is too well attached to the hinges.
OPEN DOOR
The door smoothly opens, being unlocked.
BE SUSPICIOUS
Been.
"Sure!"
AMY, WHY ARE YOU FUSCHIA?
"Something to do with color genes.. why?"
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
She agrees, but shows no signs of letting you up, despite this philosophical comment.
SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!
Amy jerks backwards in surprise, letting you get up if you choose to do so.
SAVE
Success.
CHOOSE NOT TO DO SO
You continue laying there, having screamed. Amy looks at you and asks "What's wrong, Spaz?"
AMY, I HAVE A HEAD.
You probably meant to say headache, but head is more truthful. Amy, however, agrees with the first part of what I just said. "Want some aspirin?"
AMY, I AM ALLERGIC TO ASPIRIN.
She looks at you, puzzled. "Ok.... want some toe jam?"
UGH
I agree, but you might want to respond.
DANCE WITH AMY
Effectively ignoring her previous question, you leap up, grab Amy, and start whirling around in a not so graceful pirouette. Amy looks at you strangely. "Are you feeling all right, Spaz?"
YES
Yes what?
AMY, YES
"Well.. you just seem to take a while to do things, and when you do something, it's rather random."
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
This time, more of a response is gained, as Amy nods her head, understandingly.
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
Just because it worked before doesn't mean you should say it right away again.
STOP DANCING, PICK UP AMY
You whirl to a halt, pick up Amy, and set her on your shoulder. She looks at you, puzzled again, but resolves to enjoy the ride.
RUN AROUND RANDOMLY
When you come to your senses, you are standing in a strange area you don't recall seeing before. Amy is still atop your shoulder, looking ruffled.
AMY, I AM LOST.
"Well, that makes two of us.. you mean you just ran through all those passages and rooms without even knowing where you were going?"
AMY, I AM SPAZ.
She agrees.
LOOK AROUND
You are standing in front of a large, locked door with a sign above it reading "Butterfly Chamber". On one side of you is a blank wall, and you can't see too well on the other side due to Amy being on your shoulder and blocking your view.
INVENTORY
You are carrying the following items:
Pieces of broken door
A few wires
Key to End of Game
Key to Butterfly Chamber
Amy
USE KEY TO BUTTERFLY CHAMBER ON DOOR
You walk over to the large door and open it with the corresponding key.
WALK THROUGH DOOR
Task completed.
AMY, I AM NOT LOST. I AM IN BUTTERFLY CHAMBER.
"As am I, due to still being on your shoulder. Where'd you get that key?"
AMY, I GOT LOST.
She nods understandingly.
LOOK AROUND
You are in the Butterfly Chamber. All around you, butterflies fly around, or merely perch on plants. It is very hot.
TURN INTO BUTTERFLY
Even JJMorph can't do that.
EAT BUTTERFLIES
You'd just get in trouble.
LAY DOWN
With Amy on your shoulder?
PUT DOWN AMY
You gently lift Amy off of your shoulder using only one arm.
LAY DOWN
You slump to the ground, and lean your head against the wall. The heat is getting to you.
Amy wipes her brow and follows suit, content to lay around and watch the butterflies.
WATCH BUTTERFLIES
With the alertness of a geiger counter reader, you watch the butterflies fly around, or merely perch on plants.
You feel like you're melting, though of course that is just a trick of the heat.
SAVE
Your game has been saved again.
MELT
You turn into a hot puddle. Amy looks over at you and screams. You could care less, of course... you're dead now.
Quit/Restore?
RESTORE
You are back where you were when you last saved.
LOOK AROUND
Butterflyness. You are lying next to the door you came in by, which the butterflies seem unable to exit through. Amy is lying next to you, and the chamber extends into the distance in the three directions the wall is not in.
WALK INTO DISTANCE
You attempt to walk while lying down, but fail.
WHY?
You're not That flexible..
BE FLEXIBLE
You perform a series of yoga exercises, while Amy watches you and the butterflies.
Suddenly, the door remains open, and Jazz comes in. You take a while to notice him, seeing as you are doing yoga exercises.
JAZZ, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
"I came looking for you two! Don't you remember what today is?"
JAZZ, IS IT FRIDAY?
".." Jazz pauses, and counts on his ears efficiently. "..yes. But that's not what I meant."
JAZZ, WHAT DID YOU MEAN?
"It's the anniversary of the last time we defeated Devan! We're having a banquet in the banquet room once you are found!"
JAZZ, I AM FOUND.
"Well, yes, but you have to go there as well."
JAZZ, I AM SPAZ.
He looks at you oddly, as if stunned by this knowledge.
GO THERE.
There where?
GO TO THE BANQUET ROOM
You zoom off at high speeds, letting your subconscious tell you where to turn and where to jump over spikes, until you arrive in the banquet room.
Eva is here.
Lori is here.
Work is here.
Mario is here.
Other inhabitants are here.
LOOK AT MARIO
Mario is a fat italian plumber dressed in red, with a sign reading "A Head Case" attached to him.
WEAR MARIO
You fail.
EVA, I AM SPAZ.
She looks up, and slaps you. "There you are! You've kept everyone waiting. Where's Jazz?"
EVA, I LEFT HIM IN THE BUTTERFLY CHAMBER WITH AMY.
"Well, he'll be along. Sit down, and stay put."
SIT DOWN, AND STAY PUT.
You sit down on the floor and start sucking your thumb again.
GET UP, SIT IN CHAIR
Which chair?
MY CHAIR
You get up, and sit in your chair contentedly. A bit later, Jazz and Amy arrive. They don't have your magical sense of direction, and were forced to find a map.
EAT BANQUET
It hasn't been served yet.
LORI, SERVE BANQUET
Lori glares at you. "Who do you think I am, a servant?"
LORI, I AM SPAZ.
This phrase hasn't been getting as much success as of late. Lori thinks about it for a second, then tells you to go and serve the banquet.
GET OUT OF CHAIR, FIND BANQUET
You arrive in the kitchens shortly afterwards.
Head Cook Dingo is here.
HEAD COOK DINGO, WHERE IS BANQUET?
"All around you, Spaz!"
LOOK AROUND
You are in the kitchens. Head Cook Dingo is stirring a pot of what looks suspiciously like the drink the bat bought you, you are standing in front of an open door. On the other side of the kitchen is another door with a sign above it reading "End of Game".
SHOUT WITH JOY
ARRRRRGGHH!!!! SOB
RUN TO DOOR
You run over to the door.
INVENTORY
You are carrying the following items:
Pieces of broken door
A few wires
WHERE'S MY KEY TO END OF GAME?!
You appear to have dropped it somewhere.
SCREAM
WHOOPEE!!
WHY DIDN'T I DROP THE OTHER STUFF?
You didn't tell you to.
DROP OTHER STUFF
What other stuff?
DROP PIECES OF BROKEN DOOR AND WIRES
You drop them dejectedly on the floor.
You have suddenly noticed (maybe it's the smells) that you are very hungry.
SEARCH ROOM
After searching the room, you find a large banquet hidden away in one of the corners.
TAKE BANQUET
You store the large banquet in your fur somewhere.
LEAVE KITCHEN, SERVE BANQUET
Amazingly, you do this successfully, and without a hitch as well.
EAT BANQUET
The whole thing, or just yours?
SAVE
Game saved.
THE WHOLE THING
You jump onto the table, and start grabbing people's food and wolfing it down before they have a chance to react. Soon, though, you overgorge yourself, and your stomach explodes.
Quit/Restore?
RESTORE
Game restarted. I mean, restored.
JUST MINE
You jump onto the table, lay down in front of your portion of the banquet and begin stuffing yourself.
CONTINUE STUFFING MYSELF
You do so.
CONTINUE CONTINUING STUFFING MYSELF
You do so. Soon, your stomach has the feeling you should stop eating.
STOP EATING
Thank your stomach for that bit of information.
THANK YOU, STOMACH
The stomach burps.
You are now feeling a little drowsy.
GO TO SLEEP
Following the path of least resistance, you lay your head down in a bowl of soup and drift away into slumberland.
NEMO, I AM SPAZ.
There is no Nemo here.
DREAM OF NEMO
Suddenly, you are standing in slumberland. Nearby is Nemo, dressed as an electric blue toothbrush.
SCREAM
Oh! Oh! I'm ever so aggravated.
Nemo looks at you and vanishes. He apparently has woken up.
WOKE UP
Your grammar is awful.
Nevertheless, you come to, still with your head in the (thankfully not hot) soup bowl. You have not slept as long as you could have, as the other rabbits are still eating the banquet.
EAT MORE BANQUET
Yours?
YES
As if nothing had happened, you return to digging into the banquet, ignoring looks the other rabbits are giving you.
CONTINUE DIGGING INTO THE BANQUET
You have no shovel.
EAT MORE BANQUET
You do so. Your stomach starts to complain again.
STOP EATING, LEAVE TABLE
You leap off the table.
BOW
To who?
ANYONE WATCHING
You bow towards the person on the other side of the monitor.
LEAVE BANQUET ROOM, FIND HALLWAY
By this time, you have imprinted the location of said hallway quite firmly in your mind, and are soon there.
FIND DOOR I STARTED BY
At the start of the game?
YES
You walk up to a door.
USE WIRES ON DOOR
You dropped the wires in the kitchen, remember?
USE BANQUET ON DOOR
You served the banquet.
TAKE DOOR
Despite your best efforts, it is too well attached to the hinges.
OPEN DOOR
The door smoothly opens, being unlocked.
BE SUSPICIOUS
Been.