Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any Harry Potter characters.but I dunno..if I might make up little tiny flies, and call them my own..lol..just kidding..everything belongs to JK Rowling.

**Ron**

'I need somebody to talk to.' Thought Ron as he walked away from his door and opened the door next to his, Harry's.

Ron stood still by the door saying, "Harry, mate, I need to talk to you, er, again."

Silence filled the air.

"Harry?"

More silence.

He walked over to the bed and pulled back the blanket to find nobody there. 'Maybe he's in the kitchen.'

He went over to the door and opened it. Just as he had opened is door, Hermione's door had opened too, and Harry stepped out of it. 'What is Harry doing in Hermione's room?'

Ron gently closed the door back up, and skipped over to Harry's bed. Got under the sheets, and pulled them and the blanket over his head. Within 30 seconds, Ron heard Harry come back into his room. He heard Harry shuffle his feet over to his bed, then lift up the sheets and blankets, just as Ron jumped out at him and said "Boo, I'm Moaning Myrtle.Harry would you like to share my toilet?"

Ron bursts into fits of laughter, but he knew he caught Harry off guard, as Harry gave a faint shriek when he jumped at him.

**Harry**

'Hermione is like any other girl I've known. She's smart, brave, smart, funny, smart, wise, smart, beautiful, and really smart!'

'I know Ron loves her, but I just might be feeling the same thing as Ron. Ron would never forgive me if he had known I love Hermio- aghhh!!'

"Aghhhh," He shrieked. Ron had just jumped out at him, and said something he didn't quite catch, but he could only make-out "Moaning Myrtle" and then Ron laughing madly.

"Ron. Shhh. Hermione and Malfoy are still asleep. Speaking of, I think it would be best if we did too."

Harry noticed himself sitting on Ron's chest in attemps to fight back from the jumping on him scene, and Ron noticed this too, and nodded nervously.

'Gross! Hopefully Ron is not think what I hope he's not think, because I love Herms..Eww!'

(Meanwhile in Rons head similar thoughts were rising 'Yuck! Hopefully Harry isn't thinking what I hope he's not thinking, because I love Hermione!'

Harry lept off Ron, and Ron jumped off the floor and practially ran out the room.

'Ron isn't gay is he, because that would be gross, but wait, I thought he loved Hermione. Maybe not!' Harry thought gleefully as he lay down on his bed dreaming about Hermione wearing nothing but a black bra and underwear(A/N: ewww..Harry..sexist.lolz). He smiled into his pillow as his hands snaked down his stomach..

**Ron**

Ron raced into his room.

'Is Harry gay? That would be weird. Well, of course he never really talked about women that much. He's always talking about Voldemort, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, and himself in some way or another. That's it! Harry's gay. That'd be weird, but I'll have to make Harry happy. I'll find him a partner, and then maybe me and Herms can get some more time alone!' Ron thought happily.

Ron lie down on his bed and had a similar fantasy to Harry's, but Hermione was wearing pure white. His hands couldn't control themselves either...

**Hermione (the next morning)**

Got up, brushed her teeth, took a shower, brushed her teeth again (her parents are dentists, she needs good teeth), then got dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a black shirt that said "Swish & Flick" on it.

She walked down to the kitchen to find all the boys sitting there focusing on anything but her(Ron his coffee, Harry his copy of the Daily Prophet, Draco his pale hands). Hermione cleared her throat and Draco looked up only for about 2 seconds, then looked back down at his hands again.

"Well," Hermione started, "Anyone up for breakfast?"

They nodded still not looking at her. 'Ok.' She thought.

"What do u guys want?" They all muttered "food" at the same time.

So Hermione cooked then Pancakes, and then she went to her room and looked around for her backpack.Then she saw it.

The teddy bear she always keeps in her chair, on the side of her room, was not sitting against the side of her chair.

'This isn't normal, I've never moved that bear! It stayed in the chair ever since I moved here!'

That's when she remembered she never had to perform another spell to unlock her door this morning, as it was already unlocked..

A/N: Hey everyone! Thanks for reading my story!

Shout-outs(not so many (lol):

__Tess Oakley - Thank you bunches! I dunno how it'll turn out. I'm a big fan of D/Hr fics as well, so maybe that's how it'll turn out! Maybe not, Harry's really sweet.lemmie clear something up! Harry and Ron are both NOT GAY!! They just think that each other is. maybe in one of the chappies I'll have Ron try and fix Harry up with one of his gay friends, and we'll see how Harry reacts, or maybe vise versa

__Britt - Thanks Loads, and I fixed the hair thing (lol)! I dunno, I kinda like her hair a bit bushy..but not too bushy..heehee

I find it really creepy that all these guys are plotting to fall in love with in love with Hermione, and she has no clue at all! She's even oblivious to the fact that shes gorgeous.lolz.I wonder how she'll react when she duz find out.

It was kinda hard writing the Harry and Ron fantasy Hermione scenes, i'm not a guy so I have no idea what that's like.. .I really need some ideas for future chappies.. anybody got any ideas? Please Review

Cheers,
Princess_Anastaja