Anony: Hey everyone out there in computer world! I'm back with another chappie!!!!

Yuki: (unenthusiastically) Yay.

Anony: Yuki, would you like to tell the readers about my newest captured victim-I mean muse? Please?

Yuki: Fine. (reading off note cards that Anony made) I am pleased to inform you all, dear readers, that Anony has caught another fine muse to add to her collection. He- collection? Is that really the best word for it?

Anony: Of course. I collect muses, after all.

Yuki: Yeah, but you're making us sound like we're posing action figures or something of the sort. Don't you think your muses' dignity is important?

Anony: TT Oh, Yuki of course. I'm sorry! I'll write better cards next time! Um…..I'm babbling though, so we better just get on with the story. Sorry about that! I'll have introduction time after the chapter.

Yuki: Here's chapter 5.

Ch.5: New plan

"…..of strange, isn't it?" Ayako was saying to Miyako as Tohru approached them.

"Yes, there is something odd about them, no doubt about that," said Miyako. She turned to Tohru. "Hello," she said politely.

Tohru said "hi" back then asked, "Um…who were you talking about?"

"Those Sohmas," Ayako said. "They seem…..uh….."

"Different." Miyako finished for her nonchalantly.

"Yeah, different. Don't you think?"

"Uh….well, I think they seem very nice. They're wonderful people," Tohru replied a little defensively.

"Yes, they do have wonderful personalities. They're very unique," Miyako said shyly, letting a small smile crack upon her lips. It was the first time Miyako had shown any expression since Tohru had met her. She seemed very quiet.

"Well, on thing's for sure," Ayako said. "They're sure handsome. I can't believe that Haru I only in high school." She giggled a bit. "Or that they're all related. Yuki, Kyo and Haru don't look much alike."

"Yes, that's true," Miyako agreed.

"I guess so," Tohru said, glancing at Yuki who was headed over to Kyo.

"I can't believe that stupid cow broke our podiums," Kyo said bitterly. "And did he have to grind me into all of them?"

"Would you had rather I ground you into something else?" Haru asked wickedly, standing behind Kyo.

"Dammit, don't sneak up on me!"

"Did I scare you, little kitten?" Haru taunted.

"I'll give you something to be scared of!" Kyo shouted at him.

"Both of you stop it!" Yuki said as he walked up to the two fighting-obsessed boys.

"No one asked you, you damn rat," Kyo muttered, turning away from Haru.

Haru just stared at Kyo for a minute, then sauntered over to Yuki. He put an arm around his shoulders.

"Haru, stop it," Yuki said, agitated.

"But you don't really want that, do you, Yuki?" Haru said, his voice deep and husky.

"You're a sick bastard, you know that?" Kyo said from behind Yuki.

"Awww. Poor kitten, are you jealous?" Haru asked as he slipped himself on Kyo's shoulder.

"What?! Hell no! What the hell are you talking about? You stu-"

"It's time to start the show again. Come back to where your podium...uh…podium scraps are at and get ready to play. "The announcer was back and he was carrying 6 pads of paper and 6 pencils.

Everyone gathered around their original spots and waited for the commercial break to end. As it did, the announcer said nervously, "Welcome back to Whiz Quiz! Due to….um…technical difficulties, today's show will be played a little differently."

Anony: That's the end of chapter 5! I hope everyone -

Yuki: Um…Anony?

Anony: Just a minute, Yuki. I hope everyone liked –

Kyo: Dammit! What the hell am I doing here?!!!!!

Anony: (shocked) OoOoh! Kyo, I didn't know you were awake! Uh…how are you feeling?

Kyo: How the hell do you think I'm feeling? I was knocked unconscious and tied to a chair! How would you feel?!!

Anony: Um…..not good?

Kyo: That's right, not good! Now what the hell's going on here?! And what's that damn Yuki doing here? Why isn't he tied to a chair?!!!

Yuki: I'm not the one yelling like an idiot lunatic.

Kyo: Shut up, rat boy!!!!

Yuki: Or what? You're going to hurt me?

Kyo: That's it, as soon as I get out of this damned chair I'm coming after you!

Yuki: Oh, now I'm scared.

Anony: Uh….arh….hey, you two, c'mon be nice! (Yuki and Kyo keep fighting) Uh…please? ARGH!! AAHHH!!!!