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Fred "Hello loyal fans, I am Fred and this is my twin George." George "Hello everyone!" Fred "Now normally, we do not give speeches..." George "We normally leave that sort of thing up to Percy..." Fred "But we feel we must act, for the sanity of all!" George "Yes, now normally we are not at all picky who we are paired up with in fictions..." Fred "Yes but there are just some couples...well honestly you really should know better." George "So we just want to request that you not pair us with certain people, it isn't anything personal of course, it just would not work." Fred "So without further ado, we will state who we do not wish to be paired with, EVER, and the reasons why."
George "First off, never link Fred and I with each other romantically." Fred "Seriously, George is damn sexy, but that's only because he looks just like me." George "Actually you look just like me, anyway, I love Fred dearly, but strictly in a brotherly way." Fred "While we are on the subject, never pair us up with any of our family members in general."
George "Enough explaining on that one, moving on to Hermione Granger." Fred "Yes, please do not EVER pair either of us with her." George "We have nothing against her of course, but it would never work out." Fred "Come on, she's a prefect for crying out loud!" George "And I know many feel that opposites attract, but that has never been proven!" Fred "It may work for other pairings, but please, we beg you, do not pair us with her!" George "Neither one of us are the slightest bit attracted to her, try writing about her with Harry, or Ron."
Fred "We are pretty lenient about anyone else, mostly we are amused by them anyway, but George has another one he wants to add." George "Alicia is my good friend, but we are friends only. In fact I think she has a thing for Oliver Wood." Fred "Yes Alicia and Oliver would make a spiffing couple!" George "Quite right dear brother."
Fred "We don't object to really anything else, except maybe romantically linking us with Snape..." George "But that should be a completely different speech." Fred "And we don't feel inclined to act like Percy and bore you all to death, so have a good day, pull some pranks..." George "And just try to keep what we said in mind." Fred "Bye, and just so all you fan girls know we both are still single." Wink George "Oh and definitely looking!" Wink
Fred "Hello loyal fans, I am Fred and this is my twin George." George "Hello everyone!" Fred "Now normally, we do not give speeches..." George "We normally leave that sort of thing up to Percy..." Fred "But we feel we must act, for the sanity of all!" George "Yes, now normally we are not at all picky who we are paired up with in fictions..." Fred "Yes but there are just some couples...well honestly you really should know better." George "So we just want to request that you not pair us with certain people, it isn't anything personal of course, it just would not work." Fred "So without further ado, we will state who we do not wish to be paired with, EVER, and the reasons why."
George "First off, never link Fred and I with each other romantically." Fred "Seriously, George is damn sexy, but that's only because he looks just like me." George "Actually you look just like me, anyway, I love Fred dearly, but strictly in a brotherly way." Fred "While we are on the subject, never pair us up with any of our family members in general."
George "Enough explaining on that one, moving on to Hermione Granger." Fred "Yes, please do not EVER pair either of us with her." George "We have nothing against her of course, but it would never work out." Fred "Come on, she's a prefect for crying out loud!" George "And I know many feel that opposites attract, but that has never been proven!" Fred "It may work for other pairings, but please, we beg you, do not pair us with her!" George "Neither one of us are the slightest bit attracted to her, try writing about her with Harry, or Ron."
Fred "We are pretty lenient about anyone else, mostly we are amused by them anyway, but George has another one he wants to add." George "Alicia is my good friend, but we are friends only. In fact I think she has a thing for Oliver Wood." Fred "Yes Alicia and Oliver would make a spiffing couple!" George "Quite right dear brother."
Fred "We don't object to really anything else, except maybe romantically linking us with Snape..." George "But that should be a completely different speech." Fred "And we don't feel inclined to act like Percy and bore you all to death, so have a good day, pull some pranks..." George "And just try to keep what we said in mind." Fred "Bye, and just so all you fan girls know we both are still single." Wink George "Oh and definitely looking!" Wink