A/N: HA HA! It's me, Bonnie the Rambler, and I'm back with a vengeance! And
to whom do I owe this comeback? ADAWARE! I LOVE MY ADAWARE! Oh, yeah and
Spybot-Search and Destroy too! Woo! Celebration time, now! I'm startin' me
up a new story! Woo!
Chapter 1
"Titans! Go!"
The super-powered teenagers headed out upon Robin's familiar call. Today, it was something at the mall. But this time, it wasn't just some petty robbery. Oh no. That would be too simple! The whole shopping center was at the mercy of a new villain. A new villain who went by the name of...
Sweet Tooth.
Beastboy stared at the scene, wide eyed and drooling. This was no criminal! This was a saint! The whole mall was just like a wonderful gingerbread house, only bigger! Before the team could even begin to fight, the green shape shifter had already engorged him and was sick on the floor. Starfire's eyes were wide with joy. Raven was helping Beastboy up. Robin had his metal shoes stuck in chewed gum. Cyborg was having a laugh attack. A cackle sounded from behind them. The person looked young, about 14. They wore a pink frilly party dress, like little girls where on Easter, and a pink, matching bonnet. They had long blonde hair and evilly blue eyes. They had on white stockings and pink dress shoes and wielded a giant...candy cane? Yes, a candy cane! "Look, little girl, we don't wanna hurt you, now surrender!" Robin said to the person forcefully.
"Shut up! I'm NOT a girl!" the person bellowed. "I am a guy! A guy guy guy guy guy!"
Beastboy took one look at the villain and threw up. Raven cringed at the pinkness. Robin was stunned and was thinking how he would explain his to Starfire. Starfire cocked her head and went to Robin for guidance. But Cyborg, foolish Cyborg, had made the mistake of laughing harder.
"Shut up! No one mocks Sweet Tooth!" the cross dressing boy screeched. He turned a nearby plant into a pie with a zap of his candy cane. Cyborg laughed harder.
"Ooh, what are you gonna do? Throw that at me?" the half-man taunted. He laughed harder. Raven had hurried to take Beastboy to the tower and was to help him feel better.
"Yes, I will!" said as Sweet Tooth chucked the pie at him. The laughing stopped. It was...VEGITABLE PIE!!! Angry, Cyborg blasted with his sonic cannon. Robin had freed himself. He threw a birderang. Starfire threw a few Star bolts. Sweet Tooth dodged the attacks with ease. Then, in a flash of pink, The two present male titans were astonished to see Star was now a strawberry cheesecake. Robin, infuriated, lunged at his foe, only to find himself a cookie. Cyborg kept blasting with his sonic cannon to no avail. Sweet Tooth approached candy cane at the ready. "Now who'll have the last laugh?" the foe said, half laughing. And then, all that Cyborg saw was a blinding crimson streak that resembled lightning, and he was down and out.
A/N: Ha ha, guess who's back, besides me? =D
YeP! Ooh, ooh! You simply MUST review! =D
-Bonnie the Rambler
Chapter 1
"Titans! Go!"
The super-powered teenagers headed out upon Robin's familiar call. Today, it was something at the mall. But this time, it wasn't just some petty robbery. Oh no. That would be too simple! The whole shopping center was at the mercy of a new villain. A new villain who went by the name of...
Sweet Tooth.
Beastboy stared at the scene, wide eyed and drooling. This was no criminal! This was a saint! The whole mall was just like a wonderful gingerbread house, only bigger! Before the team could even begin to fight, the green shape shifter had already engorged him and was sick on the floor. Starfire's eyes were wide with joy. Raven was helping Beastboy up. Robin had his metal shoes stuck in chewed gum. Cyborg was having a laugh attack. A cackle sounded from behind them. The person looked young, about 14. They wore a pink frilly party dress, like little girls where on Easter, and a pink, matching bonnet. They had long blonde hair and evilly blue eyes. They had on white stockings and pink dress shoes and wielded a giant...candy cane? Yes, a candy cane! "Look, little girl, we don't wanna hurt you, now surrender!" Robin said to the person forcefully.
"Shut up! I'm NOT a girl!" the person bellowed. "I am a guy! A guy guy guy guy guy!"
Beastboy took one look at the villain and threw up. Raven cringed at the pinkness. Robin was stunned and was thinking how he would explain his to Starfire. Starfire cocked her head and went to Robin for guidance. But Cyborg, foolish Cyborg, had made the mistake of laughing harder.
"Shut up! No one mocks Sweet Tooth!" the cross dressing boy screeched. He turned a nearby plant into a pie with a zap of his candy cane. Cyborg laughed harder.
"Ooh, what are you gonna do? Throw that at me?" the half-man taunted. He laughed harder. Raven had hurried to take Beastboy to the tower and was to help him feel better.
"Yes, I will!" said as Sweet Tooth chucked the pie at him. The laughing stopped. It was...VEGITABLE PIE!!! Angry, Cyborg blasted with his sonic cannon. Robin had freed himself. He threw a birderang. Starfire threw a few Star bolts. Sweet Tooth dodged the attacks with ease. Then, in a flash of pink, The two present male titans were astonished to see Star was now a strawberry cheesecake. Robin, infuriated, lunged at his foe, only to find himself a cookie. Cyborg kept blasting with his sonic cannon to no avail. Sweet Tooth approached candy cane at the ready. "Now who'll have the last laugh?" the foe said, half laughing. And then, all that Cyborg saw was a blinding crimson streak that resembled lightning, and he was down and out.
A/N: Ha ha, guess who's back, besides me? =D
YeP! Ooh, ooh! You simply MUST review! =D
-Bonnie the Rambler