Two Heads Are Definitely Not Better Than One
Subject: DHr
Genre: Romance/Humour
Rating: PG-13 just in case
Summary: Hermione is sick of Draco Malfoy. They are Head Boy and Head Girl, hence the name. She decides that she has had enough, and tries to get to know him better.
A/N: Oh, I am spoiling you! This is my second update I've written today!
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Granger (Hermione? I'm not sure if you approve of me yet to let me use your first name),
'I am not now to learn that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addressed of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am there-fore by no means discouraged by what you have said, and shall hope to lead you to the altar ere long.' (Except it will be the ball, not an altar)
I can't believe I am begging you, Granger.
Draco Malfoy.
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Malfoy,
'Upon my word, Sir, your hope is rather an extraordinary one after my declaration. I do assure you that I am not one of those young ladies (if such young ladies there are) who are so daring as to risk their happiness on the chance of being asked a second time. I am perfectly serious in my refusal. – You could not make me happy, and I am convinced that I am the last woman in the world who would make you so.' – Elizabeth Bennett.
I assume your quote came from Mr Collins.
If you wish, you may call me Hermione.
Hermione Granger (most usually 'mudblood' to you)
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Hermione,
I rarely ever call you 'mudblood' anymore, and I am offended by the insinuation that to me you are known by that alias.
Can we please stop speaking in quotes now?
I know I've been a... how do you put it, ass? And I still am, I guess. But come on, you have to admit we'd look great together. This is my final offer. Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?
Draco Malfoy.
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No.
- Hermione Granger.
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