Harry Potter: Chicago Style
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters. I want Draco
but he, like the other Harry Potter characters, belong to J.K.
Rowling.....Lucky her.
A/N: I wrote two versions of this. There's the Harry version and the Voldermort version. Sleep deprivation is a wonderful thing.
(Scene opens with Harry Potter sitting on a stool under a street lamp on Pivet Drive. He's wearing a sparkling black suit with shiny shoes and a top hat. In the distance a funky beat starts. Harry looks up and sings....)
[Harry]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Harry
The baby getting all the looks
Is gonna be Harry
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my scar my nose
(Harry stands and starts jazz dancing down the sidewalk)
From just some dumb drooling baby I'm gonna be Harry
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who in case he isn't cursed
Was famous from his birth? Harry P.!
(At this Harry giggles and looks behind him. Suddenly we see Ron, Fred, George, Dean, Seamus and Neville all dressed in a sparkling red suit and matching top hats. The red suits clashed horrible with Fred, George and Ron's hair. )
Boys...
[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see
[Harry]
Harry
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
'Good luck to ya,'
[BOYS]
Harry
[Harry]
And I'll appear
In wizard robes that go
All the way down to my toes
[BOYS]
Here a ring,
There a ring,
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
[Harry]
But always in the best of taste!
(Hugging himself, Harry says...)
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the wizards love me!
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid
[BOYS] (As they sing, they do backup dancing for Harry)
He's given up his hum drum life
[Harry]
I'm gonna be sing it
[BOYS]
Harry
He made a scandal at his start
[Harry]
And Gilderoy L. will shit
I know
To see his name get billed below
Harry P.!
(On each note Harry and the boys take a step backwards. Each time one of the boys says Harry's name, they strike a pose.)
[BOYS]
Harry...
Harry...
Harry...
Harry...
Har-ry...
Harry...
Harry...
(By now, Harry is sitting on his stool again. On the last note the light goes out.)
A/N: I wrote two versions of this. There's the Harry version and the Voldermort version. Sleep deprivation is a wonderful thing.
(Scene opens with Harry Potter sitting on a stool under a street lamp on Pivet Drive. He's wearing a sparkling black suit with shiny shoes and a top hat. In the distance a funky beat starts. Harry looks up and sings....)
[Harry]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Harry
The baby getting all the looks
Is gonna be Harry
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my scar my nose
(Harry stands and starts jazz dancing down the sidewalk)
From just some dumb drooling baby I'm gonna be Harry
Who says that murder's not an art?
And who in case he isn't cursed
Was famous from his birth? Harry P.!
(At this Harry giggles and looks behind him. Suddenly we see Ron, Fred, George, Dean, Seamus and Neville all dressed in a sparkling red suit and matching top hats. The red suits clashed horrible with Fred, George and Ron's hair. )
Boys...
[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see
[Harry]
Harry
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
'Good luck to ya,'
[BOYS]
Harry
[Harry]
And I'll appear
In wizard robes that go
All the way down to my toes
[BOYS]
Here a ring,
There a ring,
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
[Harry]
But always in the best of taste!
(Hugging himself, Harry says...)
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the wizards love me!
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid
[BOYS] (As they sing, they do backup dancing for Harry)
He's given up his hum drum life
[Harry]
I'm gonna be sing it
[BOYS]
Harry
He made a scandal at his start
[Harry]
And Gilderoy L. will shit
I know
To see his name get billed below
Harry P.!
(On each note Harry and the boys take a step backwards. Each time one of the boys says Harry's name, they strike a pose.)
[BOYS]
Harry...
Harry...
Harry...
Harry...
Har-ry...
Harry...
Harry...
(By now, Harry is sitting on his stool again. On the last note the light goes out.)