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Fez: "Oh, thank you. Good day." - Fez turns to leave-
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Fez: "I said good day!" -walks away in a huff-
P.S. We own nothing!!!!!
Chapter Six: We Ride
The Two Naraku's clashed all through the night, and on through daybreak, until at last, the elder prevailed. The older Naraku, seeing that he could not catch his younger self alone, split off into five separated pieces. One he called Goro, another Rokuro, a third Nibori, and the last, a demoness named Sumiko. The three of them hummed in synchronization as they called from the depths of the earth more undead men to serve their master. Then, they each sped to the Young Naraku, and assaulted him all at once. Goro, with a flail in hand, swung the barbed weight at Naraju's head, while Nibori kicked a spiked heel at Naraku's chest. Rokuro threw a length of chain around the demon, and Sumiko brought out a crooked dagger, and stabbed him under the breastbone. As Rokuro unwound his chain, the young Naraku felt his body begin to weaken. Finally, with a swift and mighty blow he threw down his younger self, at the very feet of the mountain of Fuji. Surrounded by his legions of undead warriors, his four newest creations, and young Kohaku at his side, the Older Naraku prepared to absorb the Younger.
The young Naraku looked up at his older counterpart, his eyes wide with fear, but helpless to stop him. The Elder loomed over him, and said, "It is useless to resist me. It is time to realize, and accept, your fate." He reached out his hands and grasped his younger self by the forearms. His tentacles sprouted from his back, and wrapped around his young counterpart and himself in a great cocoon. Within, first the Jewel was absorbed, and then, little by little, the Young Naraku felt himself slipping away into the form of his older self. True, he began to receive the knowledge of the Elder Naraku, but his fears were confirmed in knowing what it is like to die slowly and surly, and be powerless to stop it, as the ages flew by without end. He felt the theif, Onigumo, screaming, writhing, inside of him, begging to be released. The terror….The Horror of the memory of being burned alive arose from within him, and suddenly, the cocoon burst into flame.
Both Narakus were propelled from the burning cocoon, thrown back away from it and each other.
"It cannot be!!" the older Naraku shouted. He had lost much of his strength from the creation of his new warriors, and the effort to absorb himself, and now he appeared much more aged than before. Wrinkles on his face deepened, and his hair was streaked with grey. "I will not be denied my rebirth!"
The Young Naraku sat up, his body shaking. He too had aged in this fight with himself. But only slightly, and now he possessed the full complement of knowledge and wisdom that the Older Naraku had possessed. The Jewel lay on the ground before him. He would need it, for now he was indeed much weaker than he'd been before. Reached out, clutched at the partially completed Jewel of Four Souls, and called up it's power. Soon, he began to rise, but before he could make his escape, he felt the kama of Kohaku penetrate his rib cage. Suddenly, as Young Naraku agonized over his wound, they heard a sound so like trumpet browing in the air, and a rumble as if the sleeping mountain was awakening from its millennia of sleep. But it was not from the mountain that the rumbling came, but from the North West. They looked to the ridge above them, in the light of the rising sun, four beings stood, looking down on them. One was the fair Sesshomaru, another was the wolf leader Kouga. The other two wore armor, images of the Samurai of old. One with the grace and bearing of a king. The other of a Feudal lord, his silver hair bbillowing out in the wind.
The samurai in red armor unsheathed a mighty white fang, and ordered, "Archers! Fire!" with that, a line of archers fired a volley of arrows down upon them in a shower of deadly rain. Thenn, the wolf leader stepped fowrad, and raised a hand. A line of wolves and wild dogs, as well as wolf demons, appeared over the ridge.
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"Yugi," Inu-yahsa commanded, "Take your wing of the army down the left, and cut him off. Sesshomaru, take your wing down the right. Kouga, you'll bear our forward spearhead. I'll bring my cavalry up to support you." The three generals nodded, and hurried away to their positions.
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Naraku looked up at the young warrior standing alone of the ridge. The samurai's golden eyes burned like fire. He spurred his horse, gave oput a cry, and the ridge spilled with the flowing river of humanity, predeeded by a line of wolves, wold demons, and wild dogs, all bearing their white and foaming fangs. Naraku's undead warriors hefted their sword and spears and axes, and charged forward to meet them, as a sea of walking corpses clashed head on with a wave of living humanity. But always before them, and in the center of his own mind, was the warrior, Inu-yasha, with his flaming eyes of fury and righteousness. They road like the wind through the hoards of undead samurai and mowed them down beneath the hooves of their horses. There was no stopping them by any means. Inu-yasha's army was like a merciless stone which threatened to grind down Naraku and his minions.
As the Younger Naraku stared at his doom, dumbly and mute, the Older was determined to not let his own history be repeated… But he knew that no matter the outcome, Inu-yasha must die. And to do that, he'd have to separate him from his captains and generals.
"Goro," the older Naraku summoned, "Cut off his brother. Nibori, take down King Yami. Rokuro, I leave the wolves to you, and you, Sumiko, I want you to destroy the girl Kagome. I shall kill Inu-yasha with my own two hands." The four servants charged on the wind to their targets.
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Inu-yaha saw him… Them… both Narakus. One looked at him, dumbfounded, while the other looked ready to face him in battle. Inu-yasha leaped above the fray of rotting, reanimated beings, and landed in front of his enemies. He lifted his sword, and barred his fangs.
"You think to kill me, Inu-yasha? You? A half breed?" the older Naraku questioned him.
"I'm not just a half breed anymore," Inu-yasha snarled. "Petty insults like that don't hurt me anymore. I've discovered who I really am: Inu-yasha, The Dog Forest Spirit, neither human or demon. And I'm ready to avenge every person you've killed… every life you've ruined… It ends today. For one or both of us, it ends today!" Inu-yasha raised his sword, and with a howl he charged.
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Kagome fired her bow at the zombies around her, and saw Inu-yasha leap away to face Naraku. Kagome made to follow him, but then the soldiers around her screamed as a woman flew down from the sky on top of them. With a swing of her crooked and jagged dagger, she cut down half of the archers around Kagome. Then, she set down on the ground.
"You are the miko, Kagome?" she asked.
"Who wants to know?" Kagome asked her, nocking an arrow.
"I, Sumiko, will kill you now," the woman said calmly as she rushed at Kagome, her dagger raised above her head.
"Dance of the Dragon!" Ayumi screamed, twirling and bringing down her wind fan. The twisting winds turned into a dragon, it's jaws open, and they chopped the incarnation to pieces.
"Thanks Ayumi," Kagome said, getting on a horse and riding away to join Inu-yasha.
"Don't mention it!" Ayumi said as she used her fan and sword to hack away at more zombies.
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Shippo gasped at the carnage around him. He'd never seen anything so terrible. His eye beheld a demon with blue hair using a chain to whip at the wolves in the front lines.
"I need a sturdy steed to hurry me into battle," Shippo said, drawing a card from his deck. He called, "Mad Sword Beast!" and the shell-backed rhinoceros arose from the ground beneath him. "WHOA!!!" Shippo cried as the one horned beast hurtled forward, the little fox riding on his back. "Don't Kouga!" he cried. "I'll save you! Let's see here," Shippo said to himself, "what else can I summon? Oh! Here's Joey's Wolf Axe-wielder. Maybe it'll help." He supposed as he came upon the bloody tangle between the incarnation and Kouga. Kouga had tried to stab at the chain wielding maniac, but those very chains had bound his arms, and were sending volts of dark energy through wolf pack's leader's body like electricity through a metal rod.
"Wolf Axe-wielder!" Shippo summoned, throwing the card out to the two combatants, "Help Kouga!" The giant, muscle bound wolf howled as he came into being, used his axe to break through the chains which bound Kouga's arms.
"Ah, another flea's dream meal come to die," Rokuro said. But no sooner had the words left his mouth, than Shippo summoned Dark Blade, who used his swords with vicious power to decapitate him. As Rokuro's body turned to ashes and dust, Shippo called all three monsters back to him. Kouga and his surviving wolves and wolf demons stared at the fox cub.
"What?" Shippo asked. "Aren't you gonna thank me?" The wolves only gaped at him. "Oh, wel. You're welcome anyway!" Shippo said cheerfully as he bounded away to continue fighting.
"What just happened?" Kouga asked, bewildered.
"The fox child summoned a Wolf god to save us, master Kouga!" one of his cretins said, excitedly. "We should make him an honorary tribe member!"
"Shut up!" Kouga ordered the lackey as he back handed him.
"OW!" the wolf demon whimpered. "Yes master Kouga."
"What are you all staring at?!" Kouga demanded. "Get back to fighting! NOW!"
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"Blue-eyes White Dragon!" Kaiba summoned. With a parting of the dark clouds above them, the dragon appeared and dived with thunder heads towards it's prey, Goro flung his two flails about wildly, striking the dragon time and time again, making the mythical creature cry and roar. When the dragon tried to crush him with his tail, Goro dived, and came up beneath it, striking it again.
"Blue-eyes, white lightening attack!" Kaiba ordered. The dragon opened its massive jaws and blasted at Goro with white bursts of lighting bolts, which zapped and stung at him like daggers but even this was not enough. Goro twirled his massive flails and flew right down the throat of the dragon and out the other side. The Blue Eyes was destroyed and Kaiba was now defenseless. Goro rushed at Kaiba, and smiled a sinister smile.
"I'll put a maggot whole in your head," Goro said, flinging his flails at Kaiba's exposed head. Kaiba flinched, awaiting his end… But hear instead the clash of metal on metal. Sesshomaru, half brother on Inu-yasha, blocked the flails with his sword, Tokijin, and forced Goro away from his captain. Then, with a second swing of the dark sword, Goro's body was severed in half, from head to mid-section. As the creature evaporated, Sesshomaru turned to Kaiba, gave a smile even more frightening than Goro's, and "Perhaps you should have taken Songo's offer to wear armor."
"Not my style," Kaiba replied smugly.
"Just as it is not your style to flinch?" Sesshomaru asked, giving a light kick to his two heade beast, and turning around.
"Point taken," Kaiba said, following the general to the central battlefield.
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Yugi/Yami, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Serenity, Mai, Duke, and Bakura rode through the throng, hacking, slashing, and clubbing all enemies that came in their path, dazzling the eye in their rainbow colored armor. Yugi/Yami in his aqua armor part3d the way with his pulse waves from the Millennium Puzzle, while Joey, in dark green, batted away at his opponents with the millennium staff. Tea in lightest violet stabbed at zombies that reached their decaying hands up to grab her. Serenity paralyzed the undead, and rode over them, as Tristan in yellow sliced their heads off with his battle axe. Duke, in orange, used two machetes to hack and slash and chop his way through enemy lines. With grace and ease, like a roll dice he moved among them. Bakura, in white armor, shot lightening bolts from the prongs that dangled from the Millennium Ring, which hung around his neck, followed by Mai in silver peach colored armor, who used her Millennium Eye to pierce the gazed of the zombies, and blind them, making them turn on their own kind.
"Hurry!" Yugi/Yami shouted, "We must get two Inu-yasha!"
"You will not get past me, King," Nibori said as he flew right into Yugi/Yami's face, and knocked him off his horse. Yugi/Yami stared at the demon, who had the stolen face of Joey, but eyes a cold, dead blue, and hair as balck as the darkest shadows. The Pharaoh drew the sword from off his back, and prepared to face him. He grasped at his puzzle, and yelled, "Dark Magician! Dark Magic Attack!" The Magician appeared, just in time to distract Nibori. As Yugi/Yami got up, he felt a hand grab his collar, and lift him up into a saddle.
"Need a hand, Yuge?" Joey asked.
"Always, my friend," Yugi/Yami said, turning his head to look at Joey.
"Great, now let me take care of this bad photo copy," Joey said, hefting the Millennium Staff.
"Right," Yugi/Yami agreed. Joey pulled the reins of his horse, and turned towards Nibori, who'd just dismembered the dark magician. The incarnation tuned around, smiling and laughing manically.
"Come on, Yuge," Nibori squealed, "You know beat me!"
" He can't," Joey said, raising his Staff, and tightening his grip on the reins, "But sure as h#&& can!!!" he screamed as he spurred his steed, and the horse soared above Nibori's head. As the demon Looked above him, at the underside of the horse, he felt something skewer in the stomach. The lower end of the Millennium Staff stuck out of his gut. He stared blankly as his intestines poured out of the hole.
"Not bad…" Nibori whispered, "Gotta say, though…. That's kinda… hitting below… the belt…"
"Actually," Joey said from behind him, "It's a little bit above it," the teen grunted as he pulled the Staff's end from Nibori's innards, and the demon's knees gave way, but he turned into fine dust, and floated away in the wind, before he even touched the ground.
"Well Yuge?" Joey asked.
"Joey," Yugi/Yami answered, "Let's go find Inu-yasha. I fear he has not fared any better than we have."
"What are you talking about?" Joey asked, perplexed. "I'd say we fared pretty well."
"We were fortunate to beat this incarnation of Naraku together. But Inu-yasha is up against the thing. And not just one of him, but two of him. He will need all of his friends to conquer his foe."
"Right, Yuge," Joey said, spurring his horse, "Let's go!" He rode with his friends to the epicenter of battle where Inu-yasha and the two Naraku's fought bitterly.
AN: Talax to Gargax; Agents Ferkin and Merkin have assumed human form, and taken over authorship of this story.
Merkin: "Goody good good!"
Real Author: Hey you two! Get the blankety blank out of here!
Co-Author- swiftly gives aliens a kick in the pants.
Real AN: Sorry folks. Everyone keeps trying to take over our fan fic, but we won't let em! We've got a whole army of Anime characters at the door, and we won't leave this office till we've churned out one of the greatest fan fics you've ever read! We vow it!!!
Fez: "Hello friends of Fez!"
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Fez: "Oh no! I must have taken a wrong turn at 'Dragon Ball Z'!"
AN: Don't worry, just take a left at Lord of The Rings, and go past the Sailor Moon Crossovers, and you're there.
Fez: "Oh, thank you. Good day." - Fez turns to leave-
Co-AN: Wait, but Fez…
Fez: "I said good day!" -walks away in a huff-
P.S. We own nothing!!!!!
Chapter Six: We Ride
The Two Naraku's clashed all through the night, and on through daybreak, until at last, the elder prevailed. The older Naraku, seeing that he could not catch his younger self alone, split off into five separated pieces. One he called Goro, another Rokuro, a third Nibori, and the last, a demoness named Sumiko. The three of them hummed in synchronization as they called from the depths of the earth more undead men to serve their master. Then, they each sped to the Young Naraku, and assaulted him all at once. Goro, with a flail in hand, swung the barbed weight at Naraju's head, while Nibori kicked a spiked heel at Naraku's chest. Rokuro threw a length of chain around the demon, and Sumiko brought out a crooked dagger, and stabbed him under the breastbone. As Rokuro unwound his chain, the young Naraku felt his body begin to weaken. Finally, with a swift and mighty blow he threw down his younger self, at the very feet of the mountain of Fuji. Surrounded by his legions of undead warriors, his four newest creations, and young Kohaku at his side, the Older Naraku prepared to absorb the Younger.
The young Naraku looked up at his older counterpart, his eyes wide with fear, but helpless to stop him. The Elder loomed over him, and said, "It is useless to resist me. It is time to realize, and accept, your fate." He reached out his hands and grasped his younger self by the forearms. His tentacles sprouted from his back, and wrapped around his young counterpart and himself in a great cocoon. Within, first the Jewel was absorbed, and then, little by little, the Young Naraku felt himself slipping away into the form of his older self. True, he began to receive the knowledge of the Elder Naraku, but his fears were confirmed in knowing what it is like to die slowly and surly, and be powerless to stop it, as the ages flew by without end. He felt the theif, Onigumo, screaming, writhing, inside of him, begging to be released. The terror….The Horror of the memory of being burned alive arose from within him, and suddenly, the cocoon burst into flame.
Both Narakus were propelled from the burning cocoon, thrown back away from it and each other.
"It cannot be!!" the older Naraku shouted. He had lost much of his strength from the creation of his new warriors, and the effort to absorb himself, and now he appeared much more aged than before. Wrinkles on his face deepened, and his hair was streaked with grey. "I will not be denied my rebirth!"
The Young Naraku sat up, his body shaking. He too had aged in this fight with himself. But only slightly, and now he possessed the full complement of knowledge and wisdom that the Older Naraku had possessed. The Jewel lay on the ground before him. He would need it, for now he was indeed much weaker than he'd been before. Reached out, clutched at the partially completed Jewel of Four Souls, and called up it's power. Soon, he began to rise, but before he could make his escape, he felt the kama of Kohaku penetrate his rib cage. Suddenly, as Young Naraku agonized over his wound, they heard a sound so like trumpet browing in the air, and a rumble as if the sleeping mountain was awakening from its millennia of sleep. But it was not from the mountain that the rumbling came, but from the North West. They looked to the ridge above them, in the light of the rising sun, four beings stood, looking down on them. One was the fair Sesshomaru, another was the wolf leader Kouga. The other two wore armor, images of the Samurai of old. One with the grace and bearing of a king. The other of a Feudal lord, his silver hair bbillowing out in the wind.
The samurai in red armor unsheathed a mighty white fang, and ordered, "Archers! Fire!" with that, a line of archers fired a volley of arrows down upon them in a shower of deadly rain. Thenn, the wolf leader stepped fowrad, and raised a hand. A line of wolves and wild dogs, as well as wolf demons, appeared over the ridge.
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"Yugi," Inu-yahsa commanded, "Take your wing of the army down the left, and cut him off. Sesshomaru, take your wing down the right. Kouga, you'll bear our forward spearhead. I'll bring my cavalry up to support you." The three generals nodded, and hurried away to their positions.
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Naraku looked up at the young warrior standing alone of the ridge. The samurai's golden eyes burned like fire. He spurred his horse, gave oput a cry, and the ridge spilled with the flowing river of humanity, predeeded by a line of wolves, wold demons, and wild dogs, all bearing their white and foaming fangs. Naraku's undead warriors hefted their sword and spears and axes, and charged forward to meet them, as a sea of walking corpses clashed head on with a wave of living humanity. But always before them, and in the center of his own mind, was the warrior, Inu-yasha, with his flaming eyes of fury and righteousness. They road like the wind through the hoards of undead samurai and mowed them down beneath the hooves of their horses. There was no stopping them by any means. Inu-yasha's army was like a merciless stone which threatened to grind down Naraku and his minions.
As the Younger Naraku stared at his doom, dumbly and mute, the Older was determined to not let his own history be repeated… But he knew that no matter the outcome, Inu-yasha must die. And to do that, he'd have to separate him from his captains and generals.
"Goro," the older Naraku summoned, "Cut off his brother. Nibori, take down King Yami. Rokuro, I leave the wolves to you, and you, Sumiko, I want you to destroy the girl Kagome. I shall kill Inu-yasha with my own two hands." The four servants charged on the wind to their targets.
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Inu-yaha saw him… Them… both Narakus. One looked at him, dumbfounded, while the other looked ready to face him in battle. Inu-yasha leaped above the fray of rotting, reanimated beings, and landed in front of his enemies. He lifted his sword, and barred his fangs.
"You think to kill me, Inu-yasha? You? A half breed?" the older Naraku questioned him.
"I'm not just a half breed anymore," Inu-yasha snarled. "Petty insults like that don't hurt me anymore. I've discovered who I really am: Inu-yasha, The Dog Forest Spirit, neither human or demon. And I'm ready to avenge every person you've killed… every life you've ruined… It ends today. For one or both of us, it ends today!" Inu-yasha raised his sword, and with a howl he charged.
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Kagome fired her bow at the zombies around her, and saw Inu-yasha leap away to face Naraku. Kagome made to follow him, but then the soldiers around her screamed as a woman flew down from the sky on top of them. With a swing of her crooked and jagged dagger, she cut down half of the archers around Kagome. Then, she set down on the ground.
"You are the miko, Kagome?" she asked.
"Who wants to know?" Kagome asked her, nocking an arrow.
"I, Sumiko, will kill you now," the woman said calmly as she rushed at Kagome, her dagger raised above her head.
"Dance of the Dragon!" Ayumi screamed, twirling and bringing down her wind fan. The twisting winds turned into a dragon, it's jaws open, and they chopped the incarnation to pieces.
"Thanks Ayumi," Kagome said, getting on a horse and riding away to join Inu-yasha.
"Don't mention it!" Ayumi said as she used her fan and sword to hack away at more zombies.
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Shippo gasped at the carnage around him. He'd never seen anything so terrible. His eye beheld a demon with blue hair using a chain to whip at the wolves in the front lines.
"I need a sturdy steed to hurry me into battle," Shippo said, drawing a card from his deck. He called, "Mad Sword Beast!" and the shell-backed rhinoceros arose from the ground beneath him. "WHOA!!!" Shippo cried as the one horned beast hurtled forward, the little fox riding on his back. "Don't Kouga!" he cried. "I'll save you! Let's see here," Shippo said to himself, "what else can I summon? Oh! Here's Joey's Wolf Axe-wielder. Maybe it'll help." He supposed as he came upon the bloody tangle between the incarnation and Kouga. Kouga had tried to stab at the chain wielding maniac, but those very chains had bound his arms, and were sending volts of dark energy through wolf pack's leader's body like electricity through a metal rod.
"Wolf Axe-wielder!" Shippo summoned, throwing the card out to the two combatants, "Help Kouga!" The giant, muscle bound wolf howled as he came into being, used his axe to break through the chains which bound Kouga's arms.
"Ah, another flea's dream meal come to die," Rokuro said. But no sooner had the words left his mouth, than Shippo summoned Dark Blade, who used his swords with vicious power to decapitate him. As Rokuro's body turned to ashes and dust, Shippo called all three monsters back to him. Kouga and his surviving wolves and wolf demons stared at the fox cub.
"What?" Shippo asked. "Aren't you gonna thank me?" The wolves only gaped at him. "Oh, wel. You're welcome anyway!" Shippo said cheerfully as he bounded away to continue fighting.
"What just happened?" Kouga asked, bewildered.
"The fox child summoned a Wolf god to save us, master Kouga!" one of his cretins said, excitedly. "We should make him an honorary tribe member!"
"Shut up!" Kouga ordered the lackey as he back handed him.
"OW!" the wolf demon whimpered. "Yes master Kouga."
"What are you all staring at?!" Kouga demanded. "Get back to fighting! NOW!"
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"Blue-eyes White Dragon!" Kaiba summoned. With a parting of the dark clouds above them, the dragon appeared and dived with thunder heads towards it's prey, Goro flung his two flails about wildly, striking the dragon time and time again, making the mythical creature cry and roar. When the dragon tried to crush him with his tail, Goro dived, and came up beneath it, striking it again.
"Blue-eyes, white lightening attack!" Kaiba ordered. The dragon opened its massive jaws and blasted at Goro with white bursts of lighting bolts, which zapped and stung at him like daggers but even this was not enough. Goro twirled his massive flails and flew right down the throat of the dragon and out the other side. The Blue Eyes was destroyed and Kaiba was now defenseless. Goro rushed at Kaiba, and smiled a sinister smile.
"I'll put a maggot whole in your head," Goro said, flinging his flails at Kaiba's exposed head. Kaiba flinched, awaiting his end… But hear instead the clash of metal on metal. Sesshomaru, half brother on Inu-yasha, blocked the flails with his sword, Tokijin, and forced Goro away from his captain. Then, with a second swing of the dark sword, Goro's body was severed in half, from head to mid-section. As the creature evaporated, Sesshomaru turned to Kaiba, gave a smile even more frightening than Goro's, and "Perhaps you should have taken Songo's offer to wear armor."
"Not my style," Kaiba replied smugly.
"Just as it is not your style to flinch?" Sesshomaru asked, giving a light kick to his two heade beast, and turning around.
"Point taken," Kaiba said, following the general to the central battlefield.
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Yugi/Yami, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Serenity, Mai, Duke, and Bakura rode through the throng, hacking, slashing, and clubbing all enemies that came in their path, dazzling the eye in their rainbow colored armor. Yugi/Yami in his aqua armor part3d the way with his pulse waves from the Millennium Puzzle, while Joey, in dark green, batted away at his opponents with the millennium staff. Tea in lightest violet stabbed at zombies that reached their decaying hands up to grab her. Serenity paralyzed the undead, and rode over them, as Tristan in yellow sliced their heads off with his battle axe. Duke, in orange, used two machetes to hack and slash and chop his way through enemy lines. With grace and ease, like a roll dice he moved among them. Bakura, in white armor, shot lightening bolts from the prongs that dangled from the Millennium Ring, which hung around his neck, followed by Mai in silver peach colored armor, who used her Millennium Eye to pierce the gazed of the zombies, and blind them, making them turn on their own kind.
"Hurry!" Yugi/Yami shouted, "We must get two Inu-yasha!"
"You will not get past me, King," Nibori said as he flew right into Yugi/Yami's face, and knocked him off his horse. Yugi/Yami stared at the demon, who had the stolen face of Joey, but eyes a cold, dead blue, and hair as balck as the darkest shadows. The Pharaoh drew the sword from off his back, and prepared to face him. He grasped at his puzzle, and yelled, "Dark Magician! Dark Magic Attack!" The Magician appeared, just in time to distract Nibori. As Yugi/Yami got up, he felt a hand grab his collar, and lift him up into a saddle.
"Need a hand, Yuge?" Joey asked.
"Always, my friend," Yugi/Yami said, turning his head to look at Joey.
"Great, now let me take care of this bad photo copy," Joey said, hefting the Millennium Staff.
"Right," Yugi/Yami agreed. Joey pulled the reins of his horse, and turned towards Nibori, who'd just dismembered the dark magician. The incarnation tuned around, smiling and laughing manically.
"Come on, Yuge," Nibori squealed, "You know beat me!"
" He can't," Joey said, raising his Staff, and tightening his grip on the reins, "But sure as h#&& can!!!" he screamed as he spurred his steed, and the horse soared above Nibori's head. As the demon Looked above him, at the underside of the horse, he felt something skewer in the stomach. The lower end of the Millennium Staff stuck out of his gut. He stared blankly as his intestines poured out of the hole.
"Not bad…" Nibori whispered, "Gotta say, though…. That's kinda… hitting below… the belt…"
"Actually," Joey said from behind him, "It's a little bit above it," the teen grunted as he pulled the Staff's end from Nibori's innards, and the demon's knees gave way, but he turned into fine dust, and floated away in the wind, before he even touched the ground.
"Well Yuge?" Joey asked.
"Joey," Yugi/Yami answered, "Let's go find Inu-yasha. I fear he has not fared any better than we have."
"What are you talking about?" Joey asked, perplexed. "I'd say we fared pretty well."
"We were fortunate to beat this incarnation of Naraku together. But Inu-yasha is up against the thing. And not just one of him, but two of him. He will need all of his friends to conquer his foe."
"Right, Yuge," Joey said, spurring his horse, "Let's go!" He rode with his friends to the epicenter of battle where Inu-yasha and the two Naraku's fought bitterly.
AN: Talax to Gargax; Agents Ferkin and Merkin have assumed human form, and taken over authorship of this story.
Merkin: "Goody good good!"
Real Author: Hey you two! Get the blankety blank out of here!
Co-Author- swiftly gives aliens a kick in the pants.
Real AN: Sorry folks. Everyone keeps trying to take over our fan fic, but we won't let em! We've got a whole army of Anime characters at the door, and we won't leave this office till we've churned out one of the greatest fan fics you've ever read! We vow it!!!