Hey, sorry I haven't updated in a LONG time. I'll start updating this more
again. This isn't a very good part of the game to write, it'll get better
soon though! ^_^ Hope ya like!
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The elevator landed at the bottom floor, the basement. Steve and Claire looked at each other.
"The basement..." they both said dramatically. Steve loaded the two sub- machine guns.
"Alright Claire, time to test out my new toy!" Steve yelled, he turned and ran out of the room. "Hahahaha!"
"Have fun!" Claire waved, Steve ran through the door.
-Steve Game-
Steve looked around the room full of zombies. "Whoa! I'm the leading protagonist for a little while! Cool!" he aimed the two sub-machine guns up and fired at the zombies, one bullet hit a gas canister, causing it to explode and sending the zombie next to it into flames. "Oops...sorry."
"It's okay!" the zombies yelled, Steve fired the sub-machine guns at every square inch of the room. When he finished off, the whole place, along with himself, was covered in blood. He stood on top of a zombie's body and let out a loud battle cry.
"WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?" Steve shouted dramatically. All the zombies in the area turned and ran away screaming. Steve raised an eyebrow. "Wow...I FEEL POWERFUL! ^_^"
Later...
Steve ran down a catwalk in a dark part of the basement and turned around. Claire ran through the door and up to him. Steve looked around the room.
"It was dirty work, but this area is now clean."
"Um...no." Claire said. "There's blood and carnage allover the place."
Steve sweatdropped. "Well...yeah, but all the zombies are dead."
"They were already...yeah. Right." Claire said, not bothering to try and annoy him, they were annoying each other enough already.
Steve looked at the machine guns. "Ya see? You can depend on me."
"Claire Redfield depends on NO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steve sweatdropped. "Ya see, these things are more reliable than any person."
Claire raised an eyebrow. "Than people?"
Steve narrowed his eyes and turned around.
"Steve..." Claire said. "How did you get here, where's your family?"
"Shut up!" Steve yelled in a whiney annoying voice. "I don't want to talk about it!!!" he turned and fired 200,000,000 bullets into the wall. Claire covered her ears.
"Stop shooting that thing everywhere!" She yelled.
"Let's go." Steve said coldly, he turned and ran to the elevator.
"Ugh, that Steve." Claire said, annoyed. "He's cocky he's a brat he's a jerk, and all that.................really turns me on!" Claire got a big grin on her face and ran into the elevator with him.
Later...
Claire lit the end of her mixed herbs wrapped in paper with the lighter, and then lit the end of Steve's. They both put the mixed green herbs to their mouth and inhaled.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" They both said to each other at the same time as they got a dazed look on their face. The background got all rainbowy and they started flying in the air.
"I'm wasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Steve said with a dazed look on his face. Claire pulled out a cell phone, dialed a number, and put it to her ear. They both started giggling madly like little skool girls.
A man in his room picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Waaazzzzaaaaaaapppppp!?" Claire yelled.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?" the man yelled back. Claire hung up and dialed another number.
Albert Wesker picked up his cell phone when it started ringing. "Yes?"
"Waaaaazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!?????" Claire and Steve yelled.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" Wesker yelled, he turned and looked at a group of Hunters behind him. "Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!?"
"Waaaazzzzzaaaaaappppp!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ring Ring!
"I'll get it!" Sherry said as she got up and walked over to Leon's phone. "Hello? Claire?"
"Waaaazzzaaaaaaaapppp!?" Claire asked.
Sherry turned and looked to the other RE characters. "Waazzzzzzaaaaaaaapppp!?"
"WAAAAZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!??" They all yelled.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Claire hung up and dropped the phone on the floor. "Wooooooooo!"
"I love this shit yo." Steve said as he literally flew around the hallway.
"Wait for meeeeee!" Claire yelled as she jumped and started flying after him.
Later.....
Claire and Steve finally got off of the floor and shook their head.
"Ooouuuuccccchhhhh! ;_;" Claire cried. "I have a headache!"
"Me too..." Said Steve.
"And what am I sitting on?" Claire got off of the floor to see she sat on and crushed her cell phone. ".....oops, I wish I knew I had that earlier..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The whole RE cast fell over.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Oh well! ^^;" Claire got up.
"Well, I guess this is my chance to run into the other room way before you! See ya!" Steve yelled as he ran through the door before she could respond.
"--;; Jerk..." Claire walked over to the door and opened it, she was now on a wooden catwalk, Steve was on another part of the catwalk scratching his ass. He looked at Claire and took his hand away.
"YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!!!!"
"So? My ass gets itchy too." Claire said as she scratched her ass and burped. Steve sweatdropped.
'Now that's MY kinda woman!' he thought. He smiled and shook his head. "Anyway, come on Claire!"
Claire walked over to the part of the catwalk he was on, and their combined inferno weight caused it to break and fall to the floor, they both fell a story down and onto the ground. Steve landed on his ass and Claire fell on her side, a bunch of debris fell on her legs.
"Ooooooooooooh THAT hurt!" Claire muttered as she pulled the combat knife out of her pocket, which she landed on badly. She looked at Steve. "Cover your ears."
"Okay." Steve covered his ears.
"GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH/BASTARD STUPIDASS CATWALK FLOOR!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, it echoed throughout the whole island, causing all the birds and bats to fly away and all the zombies and soldiers to look around nervously. She tried to pull her legs out of the debris. ".....okay uncover your ears."
Steve took his hands off his ears and got a stupid grin on his face. "Claire, are you okay?"
"YES I'M JUST DANDY!!!!!" she shouted in his face, Steve jumped back and covered his ears.
"Ouch, sheesh your voice can pierce flesh."
"Um...thanks! ^_^;;" Claire saw a zombie rise up out of the ground behind Steve. "STEVIE!!! WATCH OOOOOUUUUUUTTTT!!!!?????"
Bad voice acting in deed.
Steve sweatdropped turned around and aimed his guns at the zombie. Steve and the zombie's eyes met and a loud clang noise was heard. The boy's eyes widened as the creature walked towards him.
"O_O N-no..." Steve muttered. The zombie took a step forward, he took another step back, until his back hit the jeep behind him and he fell over. He scrambled up and aimed the guns at the zombie but still didn't shoot. "No..."
"What's wrong Steve!? Shoot it!"
"N-no! I caaaaant!" Steve cried. "NOOOOO!!!!!" he closed his eyes and stood still, looking like a complete idiot.
"Steve!" Claire yelled, the zombie looked at her and slowly walked towards her. Claire's eyes widened and she looked around. "Damnit why do my guns always disappear during the scenes!?"
Horror music played as the zombie slowly bent down to bite her. "Steve help meeeeee!" she screamed, she covered her head and screamed again. "AAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!"
Her annoying high-pitched squeal snapped Steve out it and everything went in slow motion. He aimed the guns at the zombie, which was only a few inches from her neck. "FAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed dramatically as he opened fire on the zombie. Bullets filled its body, somehow missing Claire entirely. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the zombie fell to the floor and he kept unloading the guns. Even though he had wasted tons of ammo for one gun earlier, they both ran out of ammo at the same time. And he continued to pull the trigger, while staring in shock.
After ten seconds Claire looked back up. "Hey...I'm still alive! Kewl!" she looked at Steve, who still had a shocked and horrified look on his face. "O_o Steve?"
"Father..." Steve said, he fell to his knees and looked at the ceiling. "Father...father..." his voice broke and he started crying.
Claire looked at the zombie and after 20 seconds finally made a connection. "OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH, that zombie's his FATHER! No wonder why it looks different than the rest!" she looked back at Steve who was crying, then, suddenly, as if by magic, the rubble all disappeared. "O_o what the hell!?" Claire sighed and got up, she walked over to Steve, who was curled into a little ball.
Sad music played as it showed a close up of Steve.
"Dad..." he said. "He used to work for Umbrella. Started stealing information and umbrellas, and selling it to the highest bidder. He was caught. Mom got lost in a giant hot air balloon. And we were sent here to this island..."
"........well that sucks." Claire said.
"He was a fool to do it! So reckless and stupid..." he said as he tucked his head between his legs and started silently crying.
"Hell yeah! Your dads an IDIOT! He shoulda sold the info to Leon or Chris or something and they would of kicked Umbrella's punk white A$$..." Claire realized Steve was crying and frowned. "Oh Steve...I'll leave you alone for now. Because we need another excuse to split up for a while." She said calmly, Steve made an OK sign with his hand and continued crying silently.
She got up and walked out of the room.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The RE cast sat on the floor, couches, chairs, ect. In front of the TV.
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Sherry cried as she fell on Becky's shoulder and started crying waterfalls.
Jill pulled out a tissue and started wiping fresh tears away. "So corny...YET SO SAD!!!!!!!" she fell into Carlos's arms and started crying.
";_; Poor Stevie!" Rebecca said as she hugged Sherry close.
"Oh brother." Billy rolled his eyes. Leon grabbed onto him and hugged him.
"CANT YOU SEE THE DRAMA!!!!!!" he said as he started crying loudly.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!" Billy screamed as he pushed Leon away and slid backwards across the carpet into a corner. "What do you think I'm gay or something?"
"Well.....you DO have a mullet..." Leon said, everyone started sniggering.
"HEY! MULLETS ARE COOL!!!!!!"
"Yeah, you tell yourself that." Everyone said.
"--;; I hate you."
"^_^ We hate you too!" everyone said.
"AND THE WORLD SHALL BURN IN AN INFERNO OF HATE!!!!!!!" Rebecca screamed, she started laughing manically. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUHEHAHUHAHUWAHAHAAWEEEEE!!!!!!!" Everyone backed away from her.
"Whoa whoa, calm down Becky..." Jill said.
"Sorry...I just needed to say that."
"ANYWAY!!!!!" Ada yelled out, making everyone jump. "PAY ATTENTION TO CLAIRE!"
Everyone looked back at the TV screen to see Claire staring at a painting of a man near the beach.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"How intriguing this fine painting is." Claire said as she tried to act rich and smart, she got in a thinking pose. "It's shape and form resembles that of a forever lasting flow of thoughtful and nonauxiliary inquiries that we've been hiding from ourselves all along. And with metaphysical (and metalogical) ramifications I dare say this has the greatest knowledge of induldiatably that speaks out with such self-knowledge and relationships with one another that it is astonishing. Along with the *exondiontiad'uurgrafilogical* of power which is inside us all, this great showing of art and physical strength enriches the powers of the punch that compels you. With majestically and amorphous ways of showing the texture of art within the painting which introduces the sexual act of therapy in the quantumplex we know as space and time, this painting ultimately leads to the rejection, and birth of life itself."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
".....what the hell did she just say!?" Leon asked.
"I don't think even she knows..." said Sherry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Wow I feel smart! ^_^" Claire looked at the painting of the wall, it was a mirror image of the room, except it had a huge model of the Military Training Facility next to the painting, along with a painting of a skeleton on the opposite wall. Claire turned around and saw an Eagle Medal in the place of the skeleton painting.
"Ugh...another emblem." Claire said, with a sigh she picked up the object. "I think I saw a place for this on that balcony Alfy was trying to snipe me on...I BETTER GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Getting a big grin on her face, Claire started running top speed back to the balcony.
10 minutes later...
"BOY that took longer than it should of!" Claire stopped and placed the emblem on the case...thing. She heard a click and the case opened up to reveal and Emblem Card! "Emblem Card. Take it? Yes-No? Yes." She picked it up. "Wee! Now to use it on everything!"
Claire then pranced around the Military Training Facility, using the Emblem Card on pretty much anything, jamming it up computers, hitting it on desks, trying to stab it through simple locks.
Eventually she got to a gate near where Steve and she left the cargo elevator. She saw something on the other end of the gate. She peered through and her eyes widened when she saw a...
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUUUUHHHHH!!!!
Grenade Launcher! Which was conveniently placed on the floor by god only knows who.
"Oooooo! I want the pretty grenade launcheeeerrrr!" she said as she tried to break the bars down with her head. "Ouch...wait, maybe I should...should...USE THE EMBLEM CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" holy music played as she jammed the Emblem Card into the slot. The gate started glitching up, opening and closing rapidly, until it finally stopped. She picked up the grenade launcher! "YAYZIES! Wow, it looks EXACTLY like the grenade launcher in RE2 and 3! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!"
She got a stupid grin on her face and crammed the grenade launcher down her pants. "Wow, I can fit ANYTHING in these pants! XD" She started walking funny and left the room.
The biker entered the lift and pressed the 2nd Floor button. It started moving upwards slowly.
"Movin on uup!" Claire sang. "Moving on up! Know that it's tough! Moving on up! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh DUH DUH DUH!"
The elevator stopped at the 2nd floor, Claire walked up to the steel shutter and used the emblem card. With a ding, the door opened, and a zombies limp body fell near her feet.
"AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!" Claire screamed at the top of her lungs, causing all the glass in the room to crack. "Wait, it'd dead! YAY!" she walked over the body and up the stairs. After picking up a randomly placed box thing of grenade rounds, Claire looked at a TV monitor on the wall.
It showed a butt ugly picture of a weird worm-like thingy, the word 'Albinoid' written above it.
'The Albinoid.
A creature, which is created by injecting the T-Virus into the genes of a salamander. As you know, us Umbrellaians love to inject the T-Virus into EVERYTHING. Like this one time we injected it into a stink bug and...wait, getting off topic. I really shouldn't be typing this or Alfred will send me to the torture chamber again...
Anyway, similar to a normal amphibian, an Albinoid will change as it grows with age. When young, and Albinoid is small in size and can grow to over 7 feet tall in a very short time frame (10+ hours, freaky, eh?).
They posses high mobility and are able to discharge electricity. Believe me, we found out when Ben accidentally touched an adult, he still shakes all the time. These characters are MOST noticeable when underwater in their adult form, we love to experiment and we 'accidentally' dropped one in the swimming pool once...it really sucked.'
Claire rolls her eyes. "Man, Umbrella people are stupid."
She turned around and stepped down the steppy steps. She walked over to a big set of computer monitors; there was an Army Proof on the keyboard. "Army Proof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it? Yes-No? Yes. You do not have enough item space. GODDAMNIT!!!!" Claire screamed. She turned and started to jog back to the item box.
Later...
"Backy!" Claire said as she came back, now with 3 item spaces. She picked up the Army Proof. "Kewlies! Only one more to go and I can get the hell out of here!" she looked on the computer monitor to see the room that that scientist was in. He was still having his head constantly bashed into the window over and over and over by a Bandersnatch. "Ouch...he must have some headache. ^^;;" she zoomed the camera in on the painting in the back of the room, the numbers 16, 15, 15, 16 were written.
'WARNING!!!!!!' a loud female computer voice yelled over the speakers.
Claire jumped. "What is it now!?"
'THE BIOHAZARDOUS STUFF IN THE LAB IS CLEARED!'
"Really?"
'YEAH!'
"YAY!!!" Claire yelled. She ran back to the Military Training Facility's main hall and opened the shutter that closed earlier. She ran up the stairs, through the door, and opened the door to the lab. The scientist was still getting his head bashed into the window.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"(bam!) Ouch! Yeah (bam!) I'm f-(bam!) OUCH! I (bam!) I'M FINE!!!!"
"Okey!" Claire walked over to the back of the room, where the painting was. There was an Albinoid suspended in a glass case, covered with icky liquid, next to the picture. "Damn you're ugly." She said as she looked at the Albinoid. Is smashed its head into the edge of the jar, causing it to bounce a little and Claire to jump back. "Hmph, stupid ugly thing!"
She turned and pulled the painting off of the wall, then somehow crammed it down her pants. "Ooo...this feels kinda.........awkward..."
GLASS BREAKING NOISE!!!!!
"What the hell!?" Claire asked, she looked and saw the Albinoid had burst out of the glass container, it slid across the floor and through an air vent. The alarms turned on and the computer voice started speaking again.
'Oh yeah James...just like that...oohh...What? I'm on!? Oh crap! Um.....A BIOHAZARDOUS OUTBREAK HAS OCCURRED.....Again!? Damn! Umbrella sucks at keeping things under control!' the voice yelled. Claire sweatdropped, and suddenly it started raining Albinoids!
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Claire screamed. "Icky! Icky!" she crushed one Albinoid with her foot. "Ewwwwwww!"
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
"Ouch!" Claire yelled as all the Albinoids around her started sparking electricity through her body. She ran out the door with the painting.
"See (bam!) ya! (bam!) ouch!" the scientist said.
"Bai!" the biker girl waved as she ran out the door, down the stairs, and under the shutter before it closed. "Man, shutters suck!"
She ran back to the room Steve was resting in to see him and his father's body was gone.
"Damnit...just like Sherry. Always runs off when I leave them alone for two seconds." Claire sighed and walked back to the room where she got the emblem. She placed the picture in the wall, suddenly the wall opened next to her, showing a big model of the Military Training Facility.
"Wow...they have secret hiding places for EVERYTHING!" Claire said as she scratched her head. "Man, it must suck having to work here, all these keys and locked doors..."
Something golden shined in the model, Claire looked at it closely to see it was a...duh duh duh!...Gold Key!
"Oooo!" Claire squealed. "I like goooooooolllllddddddd!" she got a dazed look on her face and looked at the ceiling. She shook her head and picked up the key. "Gold Key. Take it? Yes-No? Yes!"
She put it in her pocket and walked out of the Military Training Facility. "Off I go! Back to the palace! Duh duh DUUUUHHHHH! Duh duh duh duh duh DUUUH! DUH DUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she sang as she started prancing back to the Palace to use her new shiny key, and the gold Lugers too.
^_^_^_^_^
The elevator landed at the bottom floor, the basement. Steve and Claire looked at each other.
"The basement..." they both said dramatically. Steve loaded the two sub- machine guns.
"Alright Claire, time to test out my new toy!" Steve yelled, he turned and ran out of the room. "Hahahaha!"
"Have fun!" Claire waved, Steve ran through the door.
-Steve Game-
Steve looked around the room full of zombies. "Whoa! I'm the leading protagonist for a little while! Cool!" he aimed the two sub-machine guns up and fired at the zombies, one bullet hit a gas canister, causing it to explode and sending the zombie next to it into flames. "Oops...sorry."
"It's okay!" the zombies yelled, Steve fired the sub-machine guns at every square inch of the room. When he finished off, the whole place, along with himself, was covered in blood. He stood on top of a zombie's body and let out a loud battle cry.
"WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?" Steve shouted dramatically. All the zombies in the area turned and ran away screaming. Steve raised an eyebrow. "Wow...I FEEL POWERFUL! ^_^"
Later...
Steve ran down a catwalk in a dark part of the basement and turned around. Claire ran through the door and up to him. Steve looked around the room.
"It was dirty work, but this area is now clean."
"Um...no." Claire said. "There's blood and carnage allover the place."
Steve sweatdropped. "Well...yeah, but all the zombies are dead."
"They were already...yeah. Right." Claire said, not bothering to try and annoy him, they were annoying each other enough already.
Steve looked at the machine guns. "Ya see? You can depend on me."
"Claire Redfield depends on NO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steve sweatdropped. "Ya see, these things are more reliable than any person."
Claire raised an eyebrow. "Than people?"
Steve narrowed his eyes and turned around.
"Steve..." Claire said. "How did you get here, where's your family?"
"Shut up!" Steve yelled in a whiney annoying voice. "I don't want to talk about it!!!" he turned and fired 200,000,000 bullets into the wall. Claire covered her ears.
"Stop shooting that thing everywhere!" She yelled.
"Let's go." Steve said coldly, he turned and ran to the elevator.
"Ugh, that Steve." Claire said, annoyed. "He's cocky he's a brat he's a jerk, and all that.................really turns me on!" Claire got a big grin on her face and ran into the elevator with him.
Later...
Claire lit the end of her mixed herbs wrapped in paper with the lighter, and then lit the end of Steve's. They both put the mixed green herbs to their mouth and inhaled.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" They both said to each other at the same time as they got a dazed look on their face. The background got all rainbowy and they started flying in the air.
"I'm wasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Steve said with a dazed look on his face. Claire pulled out a cell phone, dialed a number, and put it to her ear. They both started giggling madly like little skool girls.
A man in his room picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Waaazzzzaaaaaaapppppp!?" Claire yelled.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?" the man yelled back. Claire hung up and dialed another number.
Albert Wesker picked up his cell phone when it started ringing. "Yes?"
"Waaaaazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!?????" Claire and Steve yelled.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" Wesker yelled, he turned and looked at a group of Hunters behind him. "Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!?"
"Waaaazzzzzaaaaaappppp!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ring Ring!
"I'll get it!" Sherry said as she got up and walked over to Leon's phone. "Hello? Claire?"
"Waaaazzzaaaaaaaapppp!?" Claire asked.
Sherry turned and looked to the other RE characters. "Waazzzzzzaaaaaaaapppp!?"
"WAAAAZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!??" They all yelled.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Claire hung up and dropped the phone on the floor. "Wooooooooo!"
"I love this shit yo." Steve said as he literally flew around the hallway.
"Wait for meeeeee!" Claire yelled as she jumped and started flying after him.
Later.....
Claire and Steve finally got off of the floor and shook their head.
"Ooouuuuccccchhhhh! ;_;" Claire cried. "I have a headache!"
"Me too..." Said Steve.
"And what am I sitting on?" Claire got off of the floor to see she sat on and crushed her cell phone. ".....oops, I wish I knew I had that earlier..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The whole RE cast fell over.
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"Oh well! ^^;" Claire got up.
"Well, I guess this is my chance to run into the other room way before you! See ya!" Steve yelled as he ran through the door before she could respond.
"--;; Jerk..." Claire walked over to the door and opened it, she was now on a wooden catwalk, Steve was on another part of the catwalk scratching his ass. He looked at Claire and took his hand away.
"YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!!!!"
"So? My ass gets itchy too." Claire said as she scratched her ass and burped. Steve sweatdropped.
'Now that's MY kinda woman!' he thought. He smiled and shook his head. "Anyway, come on Claire!"
Claire walked over to the part of the catwalk he was on, and their combined inferno weight caused it to break and fall to the floor, they both fell a story down and onto the ground. Steve landed on his ass and Claire fell on her side, a bunch of debris fell on her legs.
"Ooooooooooooh THAT hurt!" Claire muttered as she pulled the combat knife out of her pocket, which she landed on badly. She looked at Steve. "Cover your ears."
"Okay." Steve covered his ears.
"GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH/BASTARD STUPIDASS CATWALK FLOOR!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, it echoed throughout the whole island, causing all the birds and bats to fly away and all the zombies and soldiers to look around nervously. She tried to pull her legs out of the debris. ".....okay uncover your ears."
Steve took his hands off his ears and got a stupid grin on his face. "Claire, are you okay?"
"YES I'M JUST DANDY!!!!!" she shouted in his face, Steve jumped back and covered his ears.
"Ouch, sheesh your voice can pierce flesh."
"Um...thanks! ^_^;;" Claire saw a zombie rise up out of the ground behind Steve. "STEVIE!!! WATCH OOOOOUUUUUUTTTT!!!!?????"
Bad voice acting in deed.
Steve sweatdropped turned around and aimed his guns at the zombie. Steve and the zombie's eyes met and a loud clang noise was heard. The boy's eyes widened as the creature walked towards him.
"O_O N-no..." Steve muttered. The zombie took a step forward, he took another step back, until his back hit the jeep behind him and he fell over. He scrambled up and aimed the guns at the zombie but still didn't shoot. "No..."
"What's wrong Steve!? Shoot it!"
"N-no! I caaaaant!" Steve cried. "NOOOOO!!!!!" he closed his eyes and stood still, looking like a complete idiot.
"Steve!" Claire yelled, the zombie looked at her and slowly walked towards her. Claire's eyes widened and she looked around. "Damnit why do my guns always disappear during the scenes!?"
Horror music played as the zombie slowly bent down to bite her. "Steve help meeeeee!" she screamed, she covered her head and screamed again. "AAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!"
Her annoying high-pitched squeal snapped Steve out it and everything went in slow motion. He aimed the guns at the zombie, which was only a few inches from her neck. "FAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed dramatically as he opened fire on the zombie. Bullets filled its body, somehow missing Claire entirely. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the zombie fell to the floor and he kept unloading the guns. Even though he had wasted tons of ammo for one gun earlier, they both ran out of ammo at the same time. And he continued to pull the trigger, while staring in shock.
After ten seconds Claire looked back up. "Hey...I'm still alive! Kewl!" she looked at Steve, who still had a shocked and horrified look on his face. "O_o Steve?"
"Father..." Steve said, he fell to his knees and looked at the ceiling. "Father...father..." his voice broke and he started crying.
Claire looked at the zombie and after 20 seconds finally made a connection. "OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH, that zombie's his FATHER! No wonder why it looks different than the rest!" she looked back at Steve who was crying, then, suddenly, as if by magic, the rubble all disappeared. "O_o what the hell!?" Claire sighed and got up, she walked over to Steve, who was curled into a little ball.
Sad music played as it showed a close up of Steve.
"Dad..." he said. "He used to work for Umbrella. Started stealing information and umbrellas, and selling it to the highest bidder. He was caught. Mom got lost in a giant hot air balloon. And we were sent here to this island..."
"........well that sucks." Claire said.
"He was a fool to do it! So reckless and stupid..." he said as he tucked his head between his legs and started silently crying.
"Hell yeah! Your dads an IDIOT! He shoulda sold the info to Leon or Chris or something and they would of kicked Umbrella's punk white A$$..." Claire realized Steve was crying and frowned. "Oh Steve...I'll leave you alone for now. Because we need another excuse to split up for a while." She said calmly, Steve made an OK sign with his hand and continued crying silently.
She got up and walked out of the room.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The RE cast sat on the floor, couches, chairs, ect. In front of the TV.
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Sherry cried as she fell on Becky's shoulder and started crying waterfalls.
Jill pulled out a tissue and started wiping fresh tears away. "So corny...YET SO SAD!!!!!!!" she fell into Carlos's arms and started crying.
";_; Poor Stevie!" Rebecca said as she hugged Sherry close.
"Oh brother." Billy rolled his eyes. Leon grabbed onto him and hugged him.
"CANT YOU SEE THE DRAMA!!!!!!" he said as he started crying loudly.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!" Billy screamed as he pushed Leon away and slid backwards across the carpet into a corner. "What do you think I'm gay or something?"
"Well.....you DO have a mullet..." Leon said, everyone started sniggering.
"HEY! MULLETS ARE COOL!!!!!!"
"Yeah, you tell yourself that." Everyone said.
"--;; I hate you."
"^_^ We hate you too!" everyone said.
"AND THE WORLD SHALL BURN IN AN INFERNO OF HATE!!!!!!!" Rebecca screamed, she started laughing manically. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUHEHAHUHAHUWAHAHAAWEEEEE!!!!!!!" Everyone backed away from her.
"Whoa whoa, calm down Becky..." Jill said.
"Sorry...I just needed to say that."
"ANYWAY!!!!!" Ada yelled out, making everyone jump. "PAY ATTENTION TO CLAIRE!"
Everyone looked back at the TV screen to see Claire staring at a painting of a man near the beach.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"How intriguing this fine painting is." Claire said as she tried to act rich and smart, she got in a thinking pose. "It's shape and form resembles that of a forever lasting flow of thoughtful and nonauxiliary inquiries that we've been hiding from ourselves all along. And with metaphysical (and metalogical) ramifications I dare say this has the greatest knowledge of induldiatably that speaks out with such self-knowledge and relationships with one another that it is astonishing. Along with the *exondiontiad'uurgrafilogical* of power which is inside us all, this great showing of art and physical strength enriches the powers of the punch that compels you. With majestically and amorphous ways of showing the texture of art within the painting which introduces the sexual act of therapy in the quantumplex we know as space and time, this painting ultimately leads to the rejection, and birth of life itself."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
".....what the hell did she just say!?" Leon asked.
"I don't think even she knows..." said Sherry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Wow I feel smart! ^_^" Claire looked at the painting of the wall, it was a mirror image of the room, except it had a huge model of the Military Training Facility next to the painting, along with a painting of a skeleton on the opposite wall. Claire turned around and saw an Eagle Medal in the place of the skeleton painting.
"Ugh...another emblem." Claire said, with a sigh she picked up the object. "I think I saw a place for this on that balcony Alfy was trying to snipe me on...I BETTER GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Getting a big grin on her face, Claire started running top speed back to the balcony.
10 minutes later...
"BOY that took longer than it should of!" Claire stopped and placed the emblem on the case...thing. She heard a click and the case opened up to reveal and Emblem Card! "Emblem Card. Take it? Yes-No? Yes." She picked it up. "Wee! Now to use it on everything!"
Claire then pranced around the Military Training Facility, using the Emblem Card on pretty much anything, jamming it up computers, hitting it on desks, trying to stab it through simple locks.
Eventually she got to a gate near where Steve and she left the cargo elevator. She saw something on the other end of the gate. She peered through and her eyes widened when she saw a...
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUUUUHHHHH!!!!
Grenade Launcher! Which was conveniently placed on the floor by god only knows who.
"Oooooo! I want the pretty grenade launcheeeerrrr!" she said as she tried to break the bars down with her head. "Ouch...wait, maybe I should...should...USE THE EMBLEM CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" holy music played as she jammed the Emblem Card into the slot. The gate started glitching up, opening and closing rapidly, until it finally stopped. She picked up the grenade launcher! "YAYZIES! Wow, it looks EXACTLY like the grenade launcher in RE2 and 3! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!"
She got a stupid grin on her face and crammed the grenade launcher down her pants. "Wow, I can fit ANYTHING in these pants! XD" She started walking funny and left the room.
The biker entered the lift and pressed the 2nd Floor button. It started moving upwards slowly.
"Movin on uup!" Claire sang. "Moving on up! Know that it's tough! Moving on up! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh DUH DUH DUH!"
The elevator stopped at the 2nd floor, Claire walked up to the steel shutter and used the emblem card. With a ding, the door opened, and a zombies limp body fell near her feet.
"AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!" Claire screamed at the top of her lungs, causing all the glass in the room to crack. "Wait, it'd dead! YAY!" she walked over the body and up the stairs. After picking up a randomly placed box thing of grenade rounds, Claire looked at a TV monitor on the wall.
It showed a butt ugly picture of a weird worm-like thingy, the word 'Albinoid' written above it.
'The Albinoid.
A creature, which is created by injecting the T-Virus into the genes of a salamander. As you know, us Umbrellaians love to inject the T-Virus into EVERYTHING. Like this one time we injected it into a stink bug and...wait, getting off topic. I really shouldn't be typing this or Alfred will send me to the torture chamber again...
Anyway, similar to a normal amphibian, an Albinoid will change as it grows with age. When young, and Albinoid is small in size and can grow to over 7 feet tall in a very short time frame (10+ hours, freaky, eh?).
They posses high mobility and are able to discharge electricity. Believe me, we found out when Ben accidentally touched an adult, he still shakes all the time. These characters are MOST noticeable when underwater in their adult form, we love to experiment and we 'accidentally' dropped one in the swimming pool once...it really sucked.'
Claire rolls her eyes. "Man, Umbrella people are stupid."
She turned around and stepped down the steppy steps. She walked over to a big set of computer monitors; there was an Army Proof on the keyboard. "Army Proof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it? Yes-No? Yes. You do not have enough item space. GODDAMNIT!!!!" Claire screamed. She turned and started to jog back to the item box.
Later...
"Backy!" Claire said as she came back, now with 3 item spaces. She picked up the Army Proof. "Kewlies! Only one more to go and I can get the hell out of here!" she looked on the computer monitor to see the room that that scientist was in. He was still having his head constantly bashed into the window over and over and over by a Bandersnatch. "Ouch...he must have some headache. ^^;;" she zoomed the camera in on the painting in the back of the room, the numbers 16, 15, 15, 16 were written.
'WARNING!!!!!!' a loud female computer voice yelled over the speakers.
Claire jumped. "What is it now!?"
'THE BIOHAZARDOUS STUFF IN THE LAB IS CLEARED!'
"Really?"
'YEAH!'
"YAY!!!" Claire yelled. She ran back to the Military Training Facility's main hall and opened the shutter that closed earlier. She ran up the stairs, through the door, and opened the door to the lab. The scientist was still getting his head bashed into the window.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"(bam!) Ouch! Yeah (bam!) I'm f-(bam!) OUCH! I (bam!) I'M FINE!!!!"
"Okey!" Claire walked over to the back of the room, where the painting was. There was an Albinoid suspended in a glass case, covered with icky liquid, next to the picture. "Damn you're ugly." She said as she looked at the Albinoid. Is smashed its head into the edge of the jar, causing it to bounce a little and Claire to jump back. "Hmph, stupid ugly thing!"
She turned and pulled the painting off of the wall, then somehow crammed it down her pants. "Ooo...this feels kinda.........awkward..."
GLASS BREAKING NOISE!!!!!
"What the hell!?" Claire asked, she looked and saw the Albinoid had burst out of the glass container, it slid across the floor and through an air vent. The alarms turned on and the computer voice started speaking again.
'Oh yeah James...just like that...oohh...What? I'm on!? Oh crap! Um.....A BIOHAZARDOUS OUTBREAK HAS OCCURRED.....Again!? Damn! Umbrella sucks at keeping things under control!' the voice yelled. Claire sweatdropped, and suddenly it started raining Albinoids!
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Claire screamed. "Icky! Icky!" she crushed one Albinoid with her foot. "Ewwwwwww!"
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
"Ouch!" Claire yelled as all the Albinoids around her started sparking electricity through her body. She ran out the door with the painting.
"See (bam!) ya! (bam!) ouch!" the scientist said.
"Bai!" the biker girl waved as she ran out the door, down the stairs, and under the shutter before it closed. "Man, shutters suck!"
She ran back to the room Steve was resting in to see him and his father's body was gone.
"Damnit...just like Sherry. Always runs off when I leave them alone for two seconds." Claire sighed and walked back to the room where she got the emblem. She placed the picture in the wall, suddenly the wall opened next to her, showing a big model of the Military Training Facility.
"Wow...they have secret hiding places for EVERYTHING!" Claire said as she scratched her head. "Man, it must suck having to work here, all these keys and locked doors..."
Something golden shined in the model, Claire looked at it closely to see it was a...duh duh duh!...Gold Key!
"Oooo!" Claire squealed. "I like goooooooolllllddddddd!" she got a dazed look on her face and looked at the ceiling. She shook her head and picked up the key. "Gold Key. Take it? Yes-No? Yes!"
She put it in her pocket and walked out of the Military Training Facility. "Off I go! Back to the palace! Duh duh DUUUUHHHHH! Duh duh duh duh duh DUUUH! DUH DUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she sang as she started prancing back to the Palace to use her new shiny key, and the gold Lugers too.