This is a short one: (oh, and I don't own anyone...at least not yet)
MIA:
It was nice to have a girl's night with Lilly. She told me about this new guy she kind of liked. He was in a band, and she met him after he called into her show. "At least you know he has taste," I said with a laugh.
"No kidding. Oh, did you hear about Lana?"
"Huh?"
"Lana's dad heard that she and Josh had sex so he's making them break up!"
I started laughing. "They had sex?"
"Oh yeah. You probably weren't paying attention to the gossip because of your own love bubble."
"When did all this happen?"
"Well, she started talking about it back in March. Her dad cut them apart last weekend."
"That explains a whole lot," I replied, thinking about how they hadn't been making out in front of my locker in awhile.
"You and Michael...ya know, haven't..."
"God no! Geez, we haven't even gone to second base!"
Her eyes widened. "You are kidding me.I"m surprised the little perv hasn't tried to."
"Nope. He hasn't even tried yet. Probably because he figures there isn't much there to begin with. And he is not a pervert."
She rolled her eyes. "Oh please Mia. He adores you. And your boobs."
"But I mean, look at those magazines he looks at...my breasts are considerably smaller than those."
"Mia, he threw those out back in December. When he fell in love with you. Those girls are fine for fantasy but definitely not for reality."
"He did?" I said in shock. I remember how many of those magazines he had. "Are you sure that he didn't just get rid of the old ones and buy all new ones?"
"Yeah, he updates what boobs and vagina's look like. No, he got rid of them. Totally. And," she started with a smile.
"What?"
"He takes much longer showers."
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean."
"I am NOT going to dignify that with an answer."
"What are you talking about?"
"Let me put it this way, he didn't look at those magazine in the shower. And he no longer has to- I can't even say it!"
"Are you saying that he...ya know, with me on the mind..."
"Mia, can we PLEASE change the topic. I don't feel like talking about my brother's masturbatory habits."
I smiled. Thank goodness we were watching the movie in the dark. I don't know why I, but I had a perverse pleasure in hearing that I was the mental picture he used...
"My masturbatory habits?" Michael asked, walking into the room.
Lilly rolled her eyes. "Yes. I'm telling her about when we were little and used to bathe together. And how small your pecker is."
His face turned red, "Well, I can assure you I have grown up a lot. A lot."
"Men who over emphasize their penal size usually are lying. Don't make Mia expect a foot long when all you have is a little cocktail weenie," Lilly said with a grin.
He rolled his eyes. "I'm gonna go to my room. See you ladies later. Lil, let me know when I can see my girlfriend, will ya?"
I felt like I was a child of divorce here. Like, I see 'Mommy' between the hours of seven and midnight. I see 'Daddy' from midnight on.
"Will do Sporto."
Two hours later Lilly went into her room to let me and Michael have some privacy. "Hey babe," he said, sliding next to me.
"Hey Michael," I started before I kissed him. "How was practice?"
"Uneventful. How was movie night?"
"Fine."
"What else did you girls talk about?" he asked as he took his shirt off. It was not even questioned anymore. I laughed.
"What?" he asked. "I know I haven't been working out a lot lately but there's been this girl who has been taking a lot of my time."
"No, I'm laughing about my conversation with your sister. And no, I will not tell you anything other than what you heard."
He smiled. God I loved that smile. Then he kissed me. We started making out and then he pulled back.
"What's wrong?" I asked. My hair was all messed up now.
"My parents are going to be back soon."
"So?"
"Wanna go to my room?"
MIA:
It was nice to have a girl's night with Lilly. She told me about this new guy she kind of liked. He was in a band, and she met him after he called into her show. "At least you know he has taste," I said with a laugh.
"No kidding. Oh, did you hear about Lana?"
"Huh?"
"Lana's dad heard that she and Josh had sex so he's making them break up!"
I started laughing. "They had sex?"
"Oh yeah. You probably weren't paying attention to the gossip because of your own love bubble."
"When did all this happen?"
"Well, she started talking about it back in March. Her dad cut them apart last weekend."
"That explains a whole lot," I replied, thinking about how they hadn't been making out in front of my locker in awhile.
"You and Michael...ya know, haven't..."
"God no! Geez, we haven't even gone to second base!"
Her eyes widened. "You are kidding me.I"m surprised the little perv hasn't tried to."
"Nope. He hasn't even tried yet. Probably because he figures there isn't much there to begin with. And he is not a pervert."
She rolled her eyes. "Oh please Mia. He adores you. And your boobs."
"But I mean, look at those magazines he looks at...my breasts are considerably smaller than those."
"Mia, he threw those out back in December. When he fell in love with you. Those girls are fine for fantasy but definitely not for reality."
"He did?" I said in shock. I remember how many of those magazines he had. "Are you sure that he didn't just get rid of the old ones and buy all new ones?"
"Yeah, he updates what boobs and vagina's look like. No, he got rid of them. Totally. And," she started with a smile.
"What?"
"He takes much longer showers."
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean."
"I am NOT going to dignify that with an answer."
"What are you talking about?"
"Let me put it this way, he didn't look at those magazine in the shower. And he no longer has to- I can't even say it!"
"Are you saying that he...ya know, with me on the mind..."
"Mia, can we PLEASE change the topic. I don't feel like talking about my brother's masturbatory habits."
I smiled. Thank goodness we were watching the movie in the dark. I don't know why I, but I had a perverse pleasure in hearing that I was the mental picture he used...
"My masturbatory habits?" Michael asked, walking into the room.
Lilly rolled her eyes. "Yes. I'm telling her about when we were little and used to bathe together. And how small your pecker is."
His face turned red, "Well, I can assure you I have grown up a lot. A lot."
"Men who over emphasize their penal size usually are lying. Don't make Mia expect a foot long when all you have is a little cocktail weenie," Lilly said with a grin.
He rolled his eyes. "I'm gonna go to my room. See you ladies later. Lil, let me know when I can see my girlfriend, will ya?"
I felt like I was a child of divorce here. Like, I see 'Mommy' between the hours of seven and midnight. I see 'Daddy' from midnight on.
"Will do Sporto."
Two hours later Lilly went into her room to let me and Michael have some privacy. "Hey babe," he said, sliding next to me.
"Hey Michael," I started before I kissed him. "How was practice?"
"Uneventful. How was movie night?"
"Fine."
"What else did you girls talk about?" he asked as he took his shirt off. It was not even questioned anymore. I laughed.
"What?" he asked. "I know I haven't been working out a lot lately but there's been this girl who has been taking a lot of my time."
"No, I'm laughing about my conversation with your sister. And no, I will not tell you anything other than what you heard."
He smiled. God I loved that smile. Then he kissed me. We started making out and then he pulled back.
"What's wrong?" I asked. My hair was all messed up now.
"My parents are going to be back soon."
"So?"
"Wanna go to my room?"