He'res the next chappy! ^_^ Hope you like!
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"Well I'mma-FRAID of CHANGIIIIIIN cause I...BUIILLD MY LIIIFE...around you..." Chris sang along with the Dixie Chix song that played on the radio. Elza's eyes began to twitch. "Though.......duh duh DUUUUH DUUUUUH! CHILDREN GET OLLDER!! I'MMM GETTING OLDER...too!"
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" she screamed as she hit the off button on the radio.
"Well MAYBEEEE-hey!"
"Listen, we're gonna listen to the music I want to listen to. Not those stupid Chixie Dix."
"Dixie Chix."
"WHATEVER!" she yelled. "MY motorbike, MY radio. Got it?"
Chris sighed. "Yes maaaaa'aaaammmm..."
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"Of to the palace I go-oh-ho! Jill Valentine is a ho-oh-ho! All the RE characters run slow-oh-ho!" Claire sang as she walked to the palace, making up the words as she went along. She had already picked up all the items from the security boxes in the prison and put them in the item box, and now she felt about ready to reach that gosh darned palace, hopefully for the last time.
When she reached the side bridge thingy that led to the courtyard, two long yellowish hands grasped onto the sidebar and up came two Bandersnatches. "AH!!!!!"
"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"KAWASAKI!!!!" Claire screamed as she jump kicked both of them at the same time, they both flew off the edge and into the bottomless pit below. "^_^;; That was easy!" Claire turned and walked through the gate.
-Scene that is only in the PS2 version of RECV because Capcom just likes to piss people off, Dreamcast fans like me in this case-
The girl's eyes widened in surprise as she saw a man wearing a really gay black military outfit standing in the middle of the courtyard.
"Huh!? Who the hell are you!?" Claire asked quickly. The man turned around and she stared into a pair of extremely shiny 2-D sunglasses.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The man pushed his sunglasses forward a bit, trying to get a closer look at the girl. Brownish black hair, blue eyes, those oh so unique traits immediately told the man who it was.
"...oh, a Redfield." The man said. "You must be Claire, are you not?"
Claire glanced left and right. "Who? Me?"
"Yes you."
"Y-yeah, I'm Claire..." she said, then she realized the man had blonde hair and her eyes widened in horror. "MY DEAR GOD *ANOTHER* BLONDE PERSON WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she grabbed her head. "You're gonna try to kill me too, huh? Just like Annett and Alfred and Alexia..."
"........" The man sighed. "Yeah, I can't lie."
"W-why!? What do you want!? WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU!?"
"Oh, let's say I'm a ghost, coming to haunt and annoy your older brother Chris."
Claire gasped. "THERE ARE GHOSTS ON THIS ISLAND TOO!!!!????"
The man sweatdropped. "No, I mean-"
"DAMN UMBRELLA'S GONE TOO FAR!!!!"
"Sigh, I was using a metaphor."
".....................oh." Claire said.
"Hehehehehehehe! I bet you're wondering how I know Chris!"
"Actually, no I'm not. ^_^" the man fell over. "I just remembered you! You're Albert Wesker, right!?"
"--;; Yes." Wesker said, he raised an eyebrow. "How do you know me!?"
"^_^ Chris introduced me to you once, don't you remember?"
".....please refresh my memory."
Claire got a distant look on her face. "Well remember that time..."
Wesker and Claire suddenly got all wavy and stuff as it showed a different scene.
FLASHBACK THINGY!
Shows a 23-year-old Chris, a 17-year-old Claire, and Wesker standing in the S.T.A.R.S. office.
Chris: And this is my desk, I work here, and this is my computer, I write fanfics and look up pr0n here, and this is my...
Claire: WOW CHRIS!!!
Chris:*jumps* What!?
Claire: YOUR JOB IS SOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! ^_^
Chris: Uh...yeah. ^^:;
Wesker: *walks in* Have you seen my contact lenses?
Chris: Ah, Wesker, meet my younger sister, Claire.
Claire: *waves* Hiya Mr. Whisker!
Wesker: *cough* Wesker.
Claire: Whatever.
Wesker: Hello little girl.
Claire: IT'S CLAIRE YOU EEFING STUPIDHEAD!!!!!
Wesker: O_o;;;
Chris: O_o;;;
Claire: ^_^;;;
Jill: *walks in* GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Every Male In Raccoon City: GOOD MORNING JILL!!!!
Chris: Ah, this is another member of S.T.A.R.S., Claire, meet Jill, Jill meet Claire.
Claire & Jill: *look into each other's eyes for a long time*............................Hi. ^_^
Chris: O_o Wha?
Wesker: I really should be going. I have some.......erm.....business to do in the sewers of Raccoon City WHICH DO NOT LEAD TO AN UMBRELLA BASE!!!!!!!!!
Chris, Claire, and Jill: ...Okay! ^_^
Claire: Bai Mr. Whisper!
Wesker: Wesker.
Claire: Mr. Worker.
Wesker: Wesker!
Chris and Jill: *passionately making out in the corner*
Claire: Mr. Weiner
Wesker: WESKER!!!!!!
Claire: Mr. W-
Wesker: STOP! Just call me Al, okay?
Claire: Okay Hal.
Wesker: *falls over* Get. Out.
UNFLASHBACK!!!!!!
Back at the courtyard...
"Oh yeah..." Wesker said. "Dang, you're hell of annoying!"
"That's only when I'm hyper. ^_^;;" Claire said.
Long pause.
"Um..." Wesker looked around nervously.
"........wait a sec! What do you know about Chris-ACK!!!" Claire screamed as she was suddenly lifted into the air. She looked down to stare at her own reflection in Wesker's dark sunglasses.
"I DESPISE Chris!" He yelled angrily, Claire kicked him where it hurts, causing him to groan in agony and fall to the floor. The second the girl's feet touched the ground again; she kicked Wesker upside the face and back flipped. "OWWW!!!! YOU FRIGGIN KICKED ME!"
"^_^ I kick baby!" Claire yelled as she started break dancing, Wesker sweatdropped.
"O_o Y-you weren't supposed to do that..."
"Screw Capcom and their plans to make me a bigger D.I.D. than Jill!" Claire yelled, she spun around in a twister like...spinning...thing, and when she stopped, she was wearing a karate outfit. "Time for me to kick your punk white ass!"
"You think you can beat me!?" Wesker asked as he got in a fighting pose. Some action music started to play.
"You bet your candy ass I am!" Claire replied.
"Fine then, we fight to the death!!!!!" Wesker screamed.
"O_O N-no! Not that!"
Wesker sighed. "Okay okay, we fight till one of us says Uncle, okay?"
"OKAY! ^_^"
CLAIRE VS WESKER!!!!!
ROUND ONE!!!!!!!!!
"HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Claire screamed as she started running and jumped, doing a flying air kick.
"O_o Hiya." Wesker waved. Then started running and did a flying air kick too.
The both of them collided, causing a huge explosion that sent chunks of tile flooring everywhere. In a flash, Claire was standing next to the lamppost in the corner of the courtyard. She looked to her left and ducked, Wesker's left leg flew over her head and hit the lamp, causing it to break and bend downwards. Claire, with light speed, grabbed Wesker's leg and twisted it: Sending him spiraling into the floor.
"OOF!"
Claire turned and ran the other direction; Wesker got up and ran after her. She reached the door to the palace and ran UP THE DOOR, back flipping and landing behind him. Before she could hit him, he spun around and kicked her in the stomach; sending her flying into the floor in the middle of the courtyard. Wesker ran down to the foot of the steps and stared at her from across the room.
"Hi-ya! You may know karate! But I know Kickass-White-Guy!!! I can beat your ass anyday!"
"Oh yeah!?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah!!??"
"Yeah!!"
"OH YEAH!!!??????"
"YEAH!!!!!"
Wesker suddenly started doing a bunch of karate moves, punching and kicking in the air, after doing this for about 20 seconds, he stopped, Claire eyes widened.
"Haha!" Wesker yelled.
Claire sighed, pulled out her handgun, and shot him in the leg.
"OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Wesker cried as he grabbed his leg, which had a fresh hole in it. "YOU FRIGGIN SHOT ME! YOU BITCH!"
"^^;; Oops, slipped." Claire said.
"Grrness!" Wesker said. "It no matter! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!!"
In a flash, Wesker was in front of Claire, causing her to gasp in horror. He grabbed her by the collar and flung her over his shoulder. A loud BOOM noise was heard as she hit the ground behind him, he slowly turned around and laughed evilly.
"Hmhmhmhmhm...HAHAHAHAHAHAH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He was rudely interrupted as Claire kicked him in the nuts again, causing him to scream out into the air. He literally flew backwards and into the door on the opposite side of the court to the palace, falling to the floor and rolling around in agony.
"Your nuts were unusually harder than Leon's, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? YOU SHOULDA PASSED OUT BY THAT!"
Wesker slowly got up, seemingly unaffected by the hard kick and the bullet in his leg. "You will find out soon enough!"
SMACK!
Claire back flipped and landed stomach first on the floor as Wesker instantly ran up and right hooked her faster than the speed of light.
"OUCH, DANG IT!!!" Claire screamed into the tile flooring. Wesker stepped on her back and laughed evilly again. She grabbed his leg and twisted it, sending him once again spinning and falling to the floor.
"OW!!!!"
Claire slowly got up, Wesker followed. "KAWASAKI!" She screamed as she hit him over the back of the neck with her fist, he fell to the floor and she clutched her fist in pain. "Damn, you're built like the terminator or something!"
Wesker sweatdropped, Claire turned and ran towards the courtyard gate as Wesker quickly got up. She then spun around and fired both M-100P's at the man. Wesker did that famous Matrix move, bending backwards and ducking under the bullets path. Claire's eyes widened when she heard the guns click and two empty cartridges fell out and onto the floor.
"Oh crap..."
Wesker grinned and, at super sonic speed, shot towards her and bashed her over the head with his hand, she fell to the floor and cried out in pain. He put his foot on her back again and laughed.
"Hmhmhmhmhm!!!" He continued his corny evil laugh.
"Arg...you suck at evil laughs..." Claire muttered. Wesker stepped harder on his back.
"What did you say!?"
"Nothing sir!"
"Nothing who!?"
"Nothing sir Wesker man! _" Claire muffled voice said as he pushed her face hard into the tile.
"Good..." Wesker said. "Now..."
BEEP BEEP!
"Damnit!" Wesker pulled out a cell phone and put it to his ear. "What the hell is it!? I'm busy!...yeah...mmmhmmm...no way...NO WAY!...like, no way!..."
Claire sighed and tapped her hand on the floor as she annoyingly waited for him to finish his call.
"Yeah, and I was like 'Nuh uh!' and he said 'Uh huh'...yes...no...maybe so..."
"Would you hurry it up!?" Wesker pushed harder on his face, stuffing it closer into the ground. "Mmrrrrphhhh!"
"Yeah, I know...WHAT!?...JEBUS FRIGGITY CHRIST!...why?....no...*sigh* okay." He turned the phone off and hopped off of Claire.
"FINALLY!" Claire said as she spit plaster out of her mouth.
"Claire, consider yourself VERY lucky!" He said. "I'm going to let you live...for a little longer..."
Claire looked up and saw a red glow through his cracked sunglasses. Wesker looked up and jumped into the sky, seemingly going straight up into the clouds. She sweatdropped and got up. Brushing dirt and crap off of her, she realized she didn't get a single scratch, bruise, or even a hair out of place!
"Dang..." she said. "Jeez...^^;; Aw well!" She looked up at the sky. "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN WESKER! AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"
She heard Wesker's distant voice in the sky.
"Noooo yooouuu wooonnntt!'
"Yes, I will." She whispered.
"Whaaateeevvvveeerrrr!"
Sighing, Claire turned and walked back up the steps, to the palace.
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"........wow." Jill said as the whole RE cast gawked at the screen.
"Dang," Carlos said. "Claire kicks friggin ass!"
"No, not that..." Jill said. She grabbed her head. "AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! WESKER'S ALIVE! WHAT IN THE FRIGGIN HELL!?"
"Oy Jebus..." Rebecca said as she felt her forehead. "Billy, I feel..." before she could finish, she dramatically passed out in Billy's arms. He sweatdropped and looked at Jill.
"Um....wha?"
"Captain Wesker." Jill said. "He used to be the S.T.A.R.S. Team Leader, until that day oh so long ago..."
"Ooo! Story Time!!!!!" Sherry said with glee as she sat next to Jill. "Tell us Ms. Valentine!"
"Okay, okay." Jill said. "Gather around children!"
The whole RE cast sat next to her on the floor as she pulled out a book titled 'The Book Of Resident Evil!!!!!!!!!' and started reading...
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Elza and Chris were riding the motorbike into the sunset. They had turned off the radio a while ago, and now there was just a weird awkward silence going on.
"So..." Elza said. "Why are you going to Rockfort Island anyway?"
"I'm looking for someone..." Chris said, trying to act dramatic. "Someone important to me..."
"Yeah, I am too..." Elza said. "I'm just kinda drifting, I lost my only chance at being world popular a few years ago. And since then, nothings been going right..."
"Eh, well that sucks..." Chris said sadly.
"Yeah...who's this important person?"
"My sister."
"Aw, how cute. What's she doing there?"
"She was caught...she's in prison...I need to rescue her, she had reason..."
"You're using a lot of dotdotdots."
"I know.........."
Elza smiled and looked back at Chris. "What's her name?"
"Claire." Chris said.
Elza's eyes widened and she jammed on the breaks, causing the bike to come to a skidding halt and almost throwing them both off. She took of her helmet and looked back at Chris, the man sweatdropped as he noticed her eyes were twitching.
"D-did you say Claire!?" She asked. "Claire REDFIELD?"
Chris raised an eyebrow. "Yeah..."
The woman's blue eyes narrowed. "Get...out..."
"What!?" Chris asked. "W-why!?"
Elza grabbed his arms and literally threw him out of the bike and onto the road. The man rolled around and stared into the barrel of a gun. His eyes widened and he looked up to see the girl was breathing hard and her eyes were now bloodshot. Her blonde hair was bent out of place.
"O_O Elza! Calm down..."
"CALM!?" Elza screamed. "HOW THE HELL CAN I BE CALM!?"
"W-what's wrong?"
"HER!!!!!" Elza screamed again. "CLAIRE! IT'S ALL HER FAULT! THAT BITCH STOLE MY ROLE IN RESIDENT EVIL 2!!!!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR HER I'D BE WORLD POPULAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, you're that chick that was in Resident Evil 1.5, weren't you?"
"Exactly..." she replied as she cocked the gun. "And I was so close...but then SHE came in...she took everything from me, everything...but I won't give up, I can't let her win. They can't stop me. They can't stop...my last escape..."
"O_o Okey Jill..." Chris said. Elza, her hands shaking, cocked the gun a second time. "O_o;;;"
"I swear to god, I will kill her..."
"Elza..."
"SHUT UP!!!!" She screamed as she fired into the air. Chris sweatdropped and bit his lip. "Get up..."
"O-"
"SILENCE!!!!!!"
Chris bit his lip harder and got up.
"Get in the bike, we're going for a nice long ride."
The man slowly put his helmet back on and sat on the bike, Elza hopped in too.
"Try anything and I'll shoot the hell out of you. I'll let you live a little longer though...for now..."
Chris sighed. The Redfield's had a history of pissing off blonde people, that's what his mom always used to say. And from the looks of it, she was right. Before he realized it, the bike was already moving across the roadway faster than the speed limit allowed.
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Will Chris survive the wrath insane Elza Walker!? Will Claire ever escape the island!? And what's Wesker doing on Rockfort in the first place!? Stay tuned and find out on the next exciting chapter of RESIDENT EVIL CODE: VERONICA Y!!!!!!!!
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"Well I'mma-FRAID of CHANGIIIIIIN cause I...BUIILLD MY LIIIFE...around you..." Chris sang along with the Dixie Chix song that played on the radio. Elza's eyes began to twitch. "Though.......duh duh DUUUUH DUUUUUH! CHILDREN GET OLLDER!! I'MMM GETTING OLDER...too!"
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" she screamed as she hit the off button on the radio.
"Well MAYBEEEE-hey!"
"Listen, we're gonna listen to the music I want to listen to. Not those stupid Chixie Dix."
"Dixie Chix."
"WHATEVER!" she yelled. "MY motorbike, MY radio. Got it?"
Chris sighed. "Yes maaaaa'aaaammmm..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Of to the palace I go-oh-ho! Jill Valentine is a ho-oh-ho! All the RE characters run slow-oh-ho!" Claire sang as she walked to the palace, making up the words as she went along. She had already picked up all the items from the security boxes in the prison and put them in the item box, and now she felt about ready to reach that gosh darned palace, hopefully for the last time.
When she reached the side bridge thingy that led to the courtyard, two long yellowish hands grasped onto the sidebar and up came two Bandersnatches. "AH!!!!!"
"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"KAWASAKI!!!!" Claire screamed as she jump kicked both of them at the same time, they both flew off the edge and into the bottomless pit below. "^_^;; That was easy!" Claire turned and walked through the gate.
-Scene that is only in the PS2 version of RECV because Capcom just likes to piss people off, Dreamcast fans like me in this case-
The girl's eyes widened in surprise as she saw a man wearing a really gay black military outfit standing in the middle of the courtyard.
"Huh!? Who the hell are you!?" Claire asked quickly. The man turned around and she stared into a pair of extremely shiny 2-D sunglasses.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The man pushed his sunglasses forward a bit, trying to get a closer look at the girl. Brownish black hair, blue eyes, those oh so unique traits immediately told the man who it was.
"...oh, a Redfield." The man said. "You must be Claire, are you not?"
Claire glanced left and right. "Who? Me?"
"Yes you."
"Y-yeah, I'm Claire..." she said, then she realized the man had blonde hair and her eyes widened in horror. "MY DEAR GOD *ANOTHER* BLONDE PERSON WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she grabbed her head. "You're gonna try to kill me too, huh? Just like Annett and Alfred and Alexia..."
"........" The man sighed. "Yeah, I can't lie."
"W-why!? What do you want!? WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU!?"
"Oh, let's say I'm a ghost, coming to haunt and annoy your older brother Chris."
Claire gasped. "THERE ARE GHOSTS ON THIS ISLAND TOO!!!!????"
The man sweatdropped. "No, I mean-"
"DAMN UMBRELLA'S GONE TOO FAR!!!!"
"Sigh, I was using a metaphor."
".....................oh." Claire said.
"Hehehehehehehe! I bet you're wondering how I know Chris!"
"Actually, no I'm not. ^_^" the man fell over. "I just remembered you! You're Albert Wesker, right!?"
"--;; Yes." Wesker said, he raised an eyebrow. "How do you know me!?"
"^_^ Chris introduced me to you once, don't you remember?"
".....please refresh my memory."
Claire got a distant look on her face. "Well remember that time..."
Wesker and Claire suddenly got all wavy and stuff as it showed a different scene.
FLASHBACK THINGY!
Shows a 23-year-old Chris, a 17-year-old Claire, and Wesker standing in the S.T.A.R.S. office.
Chris: And this is my desk, I work here, and this is my computer, I write fanfics and look up pr0n here, and this is my...
Claire: WOW CHRIS!!!
Chris:*jumps* What!?
Claire: YOUR JOB IS SOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! ^_^
Chris: Uh...yeah. ^^:;
Wesker: *walks in* Have you seen my contact lenses?
Chris: Ah, Wesker, meet my younger sister, Claire.
Claire: *waves* Hiya Mr. Whisker!
Wesker: *cough* Wesker.
Claire: Whatever.
Wesker: Hello little girl.
Claire: IT'S CLAIRE YOU EEFING STUPIDHEAD!!!!!
Wesker: O_o;;;
Chris: O_o;;;
Claire: ^_^;;;
Jill: *walks in* GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Every Male In Raccoon City: GOOD MORNING JILL!!!!
Chris: Ah, this is another member of S.T.A.R.S., Claire, meet Jill, Jill meet Claire.
Claire & Jill: *look into each other's eyes for a long time*............................Hi. ^_^
Chris: O_o Wha?
Wesker: I really should be going. I have some.......erm.....business to do in the sewers of Raccoon City WHICH DO NOT LEAD TO AN UMBRELLA BASE!!!!!!!!!
Chris, Claire, and Jill: ...Okay! ^_^
Claire: Bai Mr. Whisper!
Wesker: Wesker.
Claire: Mr. Worker.
Wesker: Wesker!
Chris and Jill: *passionately making out in the corner*
Claire: Mr. Weiner
Wesker: WESKER!!!!!!
Claire: Mr. W-
Wesker: STOP! Just call me Al, okay?
Claire: Okay Hal.
Wesker: *falls over* Get. Out.
UNFLASHBACK!!!!!!
Back at the courtyard...
"Oh yeah..." Wesker said. "Dang, you're hell of annoying!"
"That's only when I'm hyper. ^_^;;" Claire said.
Long pause.
"Um..." Wesker looked around nervously.
"........wait a sec! What do you know about Chris-ACK!!!" Claire screamed as she was suddenly lifted into the air. She looked down to stare at her own reflection in Wesker's dark sunglasses.
"I DESPISE Chris!" He yelled angrily, Claire kicked him where it hurts, causing him to groan in agony and fall to the floor. The second the girl's feet touched the ground again; she kicked Wesker upside the face and back flipped. "OWWW!!!! YOU FRIGGIN KICKED ME!"
"^_^ I kick baby!" Claire yelled as she started break dancing, Wesker sweatdropped.
"O_o Y-you weren't supposed to do that..."
"Screw Capcom and their plans to make me a bigger D.I.D. than Jill!" Claire yelled, she spun around in a twister like...spinning...thing, and when she stopped, she was wearing a karate outfit. "Time for me to kick your punk white ass!"
"You think you can beat me!?" Wesker asked as he got in a fighting pose. Some action music started to play.
"You bet your candy ass I am!" Claire replied.
"Fine then, we fight to the death!!!!!" Wesker screamed.
"O_O N-no! Not that!"
Wesker sighed. "Okay okay, we fight till one of us says Uncle, okay?"
"OKAY! ^_^"
CLAIRE VS WESKER!!!!!
ROUND ONE!!!!!!!!!
"HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Claire screamed as she started running and jumped, doing a flying air kick.
"O_o Hiya." Wesker waved. Then started running and did a flying air kick too.
The both of them collided, causing a huge explosion that sent chunks of tile flooring everywhere. In a flash, Claire was standing next to the lamppost in the corner of the courtyard. She looked to her left and ducked, Wesker's left leg flew over her head and hit the lamp, causing it to break and bend downwards. Claire, with light speed, grabbed Wesker's leg and twisted it: Sending him spiraling into the floor.
"OOF!"
Claire turned and ran the other direction; Wesker got up and ran after her. She reached the door to the palace and ran UP THE DOOR, back flipping and landing behind him. Before she could hit him, he spun around and kicked her in the stomach; sending her flying into the floor in the middle of the courtyard. Wesker ran down to the foot of the steps and stared at her from across the room.
"Hi-ya! You may know karate! But I know Kickass-White-Guy!!! I can beat your ass anyday!"
"Oh yeah!?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah!!??"
"Yeah!!"
"OH YEAH!!!??????"
"YEAH!!!!!"
Wesker suddenly started doing a bunch of karate moves, punching and kicking in the air, after doing this for about 20 seconds, he stopped, Claire eyes widened.
"Haha!" Wesker yelled.
Claire sighed, pulled out her handgun, and shot him in the leg.
"OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Wesker cried as he grabbed his leg, which had a fresh hole in it. "YOU FRIGGIN SHOT ME! YOU BITCH!"
"^^;; Oops, slipped." Claire said.
"Grrness!" Wesker said. "It no matter! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!!"
In a flash, Wesker was in front of Claire, causing her to gasp in horror. He grabbed her by the collar and flung her over his shoulder. A loud BOOM noise was heard as she hit the ground behind him, he slowly turned around and laughed evilly.
"Hmhmhmhmhm...HAHAHAHAHAHAH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He was rudely interrupted as Claire kicked him in the nuts again, causing him to scream out into the air. He literally flew backwards and into the door on the opposite side of the court to the palace, falling to the floor and rolling around in agony.
"Your nuts were unusually harder than Leon's, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? YOU SHOULDA PASSED OUT BY THAT!"
Wesker slowly got up, seemingly unaffected by the hard kick and the bullet in his leg. "You will find out soon enough!"
SMACK!
Claire back flipped and landed stomach first on the floor as Wesker instantly ran up and right hooked her faster than the speed of light.
"OUCH, DANG IT!!!" Claire screamed into the tile flooring. Wesker stepped on her back and laughed evilly again. She grabbed his leg and twisted it, sending him once again spinning and falling to the floor.
"OW!!!!"
Claire slowly got up, Wesker followed. "KAWASAKI!" She screamed as she hit him over the back of the neck with her fist, he fell to the floor and she clutched her fist in pain. "Damn, you're built like the terminator or something!"
Wesker sweatdropped, Claire turned and ran towards the courtyard gate as Wesker quickly got up. She then spun around and fired both M-100P's at the man. Wesker did that famous Matrix move, bending backwards and ducking under the bullets path. Claire's eyes widened when she heard the guns click and two empty cartridges fell out and onto the floor.
"Oh crap..."
Wesker grinned and, at super sonic speed, shot towards her and bashed her over the head with his hand, she fell to the floor and cried out in pain. He put his foot on her back again and laughed.
"Hmhmhmhmhm!!!" He continued his corny evil laugh.
"Arg...you suck at evil laughs..." Claire muttered. Wesker stepped harder on his back.
"What did you say!?"
"Nothing sir!"
"Nothing who!?"
"Nothing sir Wesker man! _" Claire muffled voice said as he pushed her face hard into the tile.
"Good..." Wesker said. "Now..."
BEEP BEEP!
"Damnit!" Wesker pulled out a cell phone and put it to his ear. "What the hell is it!? I'm busy!...yeah...mmmhmmm...no way...NO WAY!...like, no way!..."
Claire sighed and tapped her hand on the floor as she annoyingly waited for him to finish his call.
"Yeah, and I was like 'Nuh uh!' and he said 'Uh huh'...yes...no...maybe so..."
"Would you hurry it up!?" Wesker pushed harder on his face, stuffing it closer into the ground. "Mmrrrrphhhh!"
"Yeah, I know...WHAT!?...JEBUS FRIGGITY CHRIST!...why?....no...*sigh* okay." He turned the phone off and hopped off of Claire.
"FINALLY!" Claire said as she spit plaster out of her mouth.
"Claire, consider yourself VERY lucky!" He said. "I'm going to let you live...for a little longer..."
Claire looked up and saw a red glow through his cracked sunglasses. Wesker looked up and jumped into the sky, seemingly going straight up into the clouds. She sweatdropped and got up. Brushing dirt and crap off of her, she realized she didn't get a single scratch, bruise, or even a hair out of place!
"Dang..." she said. "Jeez...^^;; Aw well!" She looked up at the sky. "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN WESKER! AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"
She heard Wesker's distant voice in the sky.
"Noooo yooouuu wooonnntt!'
"Yes, I will." She whispered.
"Whaaateeevvvveeerrrr!"
Sighing, Claire turned and walked back up the steps, to the palace.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"........wow." Jill said as the whole RE cast gawked at the screen.
"Dang," Carlos said. "Claire kicks friggin ass!"
"No, not that..." Jill said. She grabbed her head. "AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! WESKER'S ALIVE! WHAT IN THE FRIGGIN HELL!?"
"Oy Jebus..." Rebecca said as she felt her forehead. "Billy, I feel..." before she could finish, she dramatically passed out in Billy's arms. He sweatdropped and looked at Jill.
"Um....wha?"
"Captain Wesker." Jill said. "He used to be the S.T.A.R.S. Team Leader, until that day oh so long ago..."
"Ooo! Story Time!!!!!" Sherry said with glee as she sat next to Jill. "Tell us Ms. Valentine!"
"Okay, okay." Jill said. "Gather around children!"
The whole RE cast sat next to her on the floor as she pulled out a book titled 'The Book Of Resident Evil!!!!!!!!!' and started reading...
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Elza and Chris were riding the motorbike into the sunset. They had turned off the radio a while ago, and now there was just a weird awkward silence going on.
"So..." Elza said. "Why are you going to Rockfort Island anyway?"
"I'm looking for someone..." Chris said, trying to act dramatic. "Someone important to me..."
"Yeah, I am too..." Elza said. "I'm just kinda drifting, I lost my only chance at being world popular a few years ago. And since then, nothings been going right..."
"Eh, well that sucks..." Chris said sadly.
"Yeah...who's this important person?"
"My sister."
"Aw, how cute. What's she doing there?"
"She was caught...she's in prison...I need to rescue her, she had reason..."
"You're using a lot of dotdotdots."
"I know.........."
Elza smiled and looked back at Chris. "What's her name?"
"Claire." Chris said.
Elza's eyes widened and she jammed on the breaks, causing the bike to come to a skidding halt and almost throwing them both off. She took of her helmet and looked back at Chris, the man sweatdropped as he noticed her eyes were twitching.
"D-did you say Claire!?" She asked. "Claire REDFIELD?"
Chris raised an eyebrow. "Yeah..."
The woman's blue eyes narrowed. "Get...out..."
"What!?" Chris asked. "W-why!?"
Elza grabbed his arms and literally threw him out of the bike and onto the road. The man rolled around and stared into the barrel of a gun. His eyes widened and he looked up to see the girl was breathing hard and her eyes were now bloodshot. Her blonde hair was bent out of place.
"O_O Elza! Calm down..."
"CALM!?" Elza screamed. "HOW THE HELL CAN I BE CALM!?"
"W-what's wrong?"
"HER!!!!!" Elza screamed again. "CLAIRE! IT'S ALL HER FAULT! THAT BITCH STOLE MY ROLE IN RESIDENT EVIL 2!!!!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR HER I'D BE WORLD POPULAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, you're that chick that was in Resident Evil 1.5, weren't you?"
"Exactly..." she replied as she cocked the gun. "And I was so close...but then SHE came in...she took everything from me, everything...but I won't give up, I can't let her win. They can't stop me. They can't stop...my last escape..."
"O_o Okey Jill..." Chris said. Elza, her hands shaking, cocked the gun a second time. "O_o;;;"
"I swear to god, I will kill her..."
"Elza..."
"SHUT UP!!!!" She screamed as she fired into the air. Chris sweatdropped and bit his lip. "Get up..."
"O-"
"SILENCE!!!!!!"
Chris bit his lip harder and got up.
"Get in the bike, we're going for a nice long ride."
The man slowly put his helmet back on and sat on the bike, Elza hopped in too.
"Try anything and I'll shoot the hell out of you. I'll let you live a little longer though...for now..."
Chris sighed. The Redfield's had a history of pissing off blonde people, that's what his mom always used to say. And from the looks of it, she was right. Before he realized it, the bike was already moving across the roadway faster than the speed limit allowed.
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Will Chris survive the wrath insane Elza Walker!? Will Claire ever escape the island!? And what's Wesker doing on Rockfort in the first place!? Stay tuned and find out on the next exciting chapter of RESIDENT EVIL CODE: VERONICA Y!!!!!!!!