*sweatdrop* ^^;; Sorry I almost killed you Nemesis X! Gotta watch out for
them Cheetos! XD! Thanks for all the great reviews; this fic is very fun to
write! ^_^ That's all I really have to say now, and just so you know I
STILL don't own Resident Evil...or do I? *corny insane laugh*...okey, I
don't. --;; ^_^ On with the ficcy!
^_^_^_^_^_^
The motorbike screeched to a stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Elza looked over at Chris and whispered.
"Stay here, or I WILL shoot you. Got it?"
Chris sweatdropped. "Yes sir, I mean ma'am!"
"Good."
Elza hopped off the bike and walked over to the gas pump. She looked closely at the prices.
"HOLY CRAP! $20 PER GALLON!!!!????"
Chris sweatdropped. "I guess gas is rare here or something......"
"Shut up!" She yelled. "I hate these stupid stupidhead gas prices!"
"You wanna say that to my face?" The gas pump asked. Elza and Chris sweatdropped.
"Roooiiiiiigggghhhtttt..."
"Shut up!!!"
Chris bit his lip so hard he felt himself begin to bleed. As Elza shoved her hose into the hole and started pumping (O_o;; Okey, that sounded weird...), Chris nervously looked around.
He saw a man standing next to the diner entrance, putting some crap in the trunk of his car. The man looked up and met Chris's gaze. Chris looked at the man, then at Elza and mouthed the words 'Help me'
"WHAT!?" the man screamed. Chris almost fell over. Elza sweatdropped and looked around. After a while, she went back to filling the bike with gas. Chris looked back at the man and mouthed the words 'Please help me I'll do anything'
"YOU MEAN THAT THAT LADY NAMED ELZA WALKER IS HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BROTHER OF CLAIRE REDFIELD AND SHE'LL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE!?"
This time, Chris fell completely off the bike. Elza jumped and looked at the man who Chris was trying to talk to and pulled out the handgun. She aimed at his head and fired, the man just barely jumped out of the way, missing the bullet by a few inches. Everyone suddenly panicked from the gunshot, and ran around screaming. (Well, there were only 6 people there anyway.) Elza spun around and pointed the gun at Chris's face.
"Oy Jebus..." Chris muttered.
"You think you can get away!?" She asked, her eyes glowing red. "Time to die Redfie-ACK!!!" she cried as Chris kicked her in the hand, the gun flew into the sky and landed on the floor a few feet away, firing the second it hit and shooting out a window.
Chris spun around and pushed upwards, jumping up and running for the gun. He grabbed onto it and spun around, just in time to be tackled by the other woman. He fell to the floor with her on top of him, trying to claw his eyes out.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Elza screamed. Chris pulled out his defense item, a Flash Grenade, and shoved it down her throat, pushing her over in the process. He then got up, grabbed the gun, and ran towards the minimart as fast as he could.
Elza realized she had a grenade in her mouth, jumped up, and spit it out. It landed right behind Chris, exploding and sending the man flying through the minimart window. He landed on a rack of candy and fell over. He stumbled upwards and frantically tried to put the candy rack back in its place (Chris is a bit of a neat freak).
Suddenly Elza kicked the marts front door down, causing Chris to panic and jump behind another candy wrack.
"Ack! Don't hurt me!" the diner owner cried as he stuck his hands up in air.
"Quiet!" Elza yelled. "Did you see a man with black, spiky hair?"
"Yeah, he-"
"I SAID QUIET!!!" she yelled as she slapped him upside the head. He spun around and fell over, unconscious. "Oops..."
'Crapcrapcrapitycarp...I mean crap.' Chris thought as he looked around. Suddenly an ax cut right through the rack, causing the top to fly off and almost chopping his head off. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Elza stood right above him, a fire ax in her hand. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AAHHHHHHHH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" Chris sprung into the air and rolled on the floor as candy flew everywhere.
Elza's new weapon was planted in the tile he was sitting on just a second earlier. She pulled the ax out and ran after him, swinging it around her head and screaming like a lunatic. Letting out a battle cry, she chucked the ax at him. Chris ran up to the men's bathroom, grabbed the door, and closed it behind him just in time. The ax smashed right into the door just a second too late to hit him.
"Damnit!" Elza screamed.
"Hahaha!" Chris yelled. "You can't come in here, because it's the MEN'S ROOM!!!!!"
"Actually, it's the unisex restroom!" A guy yelled. Elza starred at the man, he ran away screaming immediately.
"DAMNIT!" Chris cried, suddenly an ax smashed through the wood, almost hitting him in the face. He jumped back.
"PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!"
Chris nervously looked around. 'Oh man, how am I gonna get out of this...?'
He turned and saw a small window high above the really icky toilet. He climbed up, pushed the window open and crawled out. The second he got out, Elza kicked down the broken door. Swinging the fire ax around like the insane psychobitch she was, she sweatdropped when she realized Chris wasn't in the room.
"Damnit! Where'd he go!?"
"Hey Elza!!!"
She turned around and saw Chris outside, sitting on her motorbike.
"DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she raised the ax above her head and ran across the diner and outside, towards him.
Chris looked at the bike and realized the keys were missing.
"DANG IT..."
"AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" Elza screamed as she ran towards him at a blinding speed, the ax swinging around above her head. Chris's eyes widened and everything went negative once again. Two choices appeared in front of him.
Light the Match.
Scream like a ninny and let Elza hack you to death.
Sweatdropping, Chris chose the first and pulled out a match. He stroked it against his hair, causing it to set aflame and-without even THINKING-put it to the open gas cap.
Elza stopped in her tracks, her eyes widened in horror.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"SAYONARA PSYCHOBITCH!!!" Chris yelled as he threw the match in the gas tank. The whole backend of the motorbike exploded, sending Chris and the bike flying into the sky like a rocket. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Some flames from the explosion landed on some gasoline on the ground, a fire spread immediately into a huge wall of flame. Elza's eyes widened as she saw the flames coming closer and closer to the gas pumps. The ax dropped to the floor as she turned around as fast as she could.
Ssssssssssssssssssssss- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
She was sent flying into the air as the whole gas station behind her exploded, she flew forward and landed face first in the dirt. Spitting dirt out of her mouth, she turned around and looked at the crater that was once the gas station.
"I promise you, Redfield..." Elza whispered as she brushed a lock of slightly burnt hair out of her face. "I shall get my...REVEEEEEEENNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
'For the love of god, SHUT UP!!!" Claire screamed in her mind as she stopped at the Palace Courtyard she had fought Wesker in earlier. The alarms where blaring on and on, she hated that sound. 'Okay, where the hell is Steve!?'
"Claire!" she heard Steve's slightly-less-annoying-than-before voice yell, as if on que.
Turning to her left, she saw Steve running up to her from the Courtyard entrance.
"Where the hell where you? The plane is," she pointed to the right, to the stairway that led to the dock. "That-a-way!"
"Yeah, I know." Steve said. "I was getting a soda."
He tossed a Pepsi bottle into her hands, she caught and smiled. "Eheh, thanks Steve."
"Welcome. ^^"
"But..." Claire started. "So you bought it from that soda machine in the MTF?"
"Yeah."
"So you had money?"
"Yeah."
"So...why didn't you use the money on the payphones to call for help?"
Steve sweatdropped. "Erm....."
He was cut off as the sound of multiple planes was heard from above. The duo looked up at the sky to see three cargo planes flying into the distance.
"Those must be the other survivors!" He said.
"Wait a tick, THERE WERE OTHER SURVIVORS!?"
"Yeah! Of course!"
"O_o;; WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY!?"
"On other parts of the island I guess..." he said. "And I guess there's another airport around here or something..."
"Damnit." Claire said. "Just when I thought I was a unique individual..."
"^^;; We really need to get out of here, this place is gonna blow!"
"This place blows already." Claire said, Steve chuckled and ran past her to the dock. The Self-Destruct System action music began to play. The girl smiled, knowing that meant they weren't far from the end, and ran after him.
Right when she got to the bottom of the steps, she ran up to Steve, who was standing next to the steering wheel.
"Hurry up!" He said, Claire ran up next to him and he spun the steering wheel around, causing the sub to surface. They both dropped down into the sub, pulled the lever, descended down to the bottom of the pool, and came to a stop. Steve spun around and ran up the ladder, Claire followed.
The boy somehow appeared at the bottom of the stairs by some strange magical force, and ran ahead.
"Hey Steve! Wait up already!" Claire yelled, but he had already run through the door. She sighed, ran down the stairs, and through the electric door. Right when she got in, a zombie reached its arms out and almost grabbed her. She jumped back and kicked it in the nuts. The zombie groaned in agony and fell to the floor. "Damnit, you coulda at least killed them for me..."
With another sigh, she ran through the other door and into the main plane room. Steve was standing next to the lift with his arms crossed. Claire ran up to it and stopped in her tracks when she got to the machine.
"Oh shit..."
"What?" Steve asked.
Claire looked at him and scratched the back of her head. "^_^;;; Ya know those proofs that you have to put in the machine?"
"Yeah."
"Well...I forgot to bring them with me." Steve fell over. "^^;; Sorry..."
Getting up, Steve sighed. "Don't worry, I'LL get them."
Claire sweatdropped. "O.O What!? Really?"
"Yeah, I'll be back." With that, he turned and ran out of the room.
Claire stood frozen in her place. 'What the hell!?' she asked. That was the first time someone ever did something like that for her, usually she had to get the keys and stuff while the other person sat on their ass. But this was a complete surprise! 'Man...maybe Steve isn't so bad after all...'
About a minute later, Steve came back holding the four chests. "Where there is a crest, I shall take it. ^^"
"Thanks." Claire said with a smile, she grabbed the army proofs out of his hands and placed all three of them in the machine.
The lift slowly lowered down until it got to the plane door, the door opened by some magical force and they both ran in. Claire raised an eyebrow as she eyes the switches and knobs at the controls. It suddenly hit her that she didn't know crap about flying in planes! Steve ran up to the controls and sat in the chair, Claire ran up next to him.
"You can FLY A PLANE!!!!??????"
"No." Steve said as he looked at the controls. "But I'll figure it out."
Claire sweatdropped and looked ahead to see the bridge was blocking their path!
"No!" Steve yelled. "Before we can leave we have to raise the bridge!"
"Of course..." she sighed. "I'll raise the bridge, you get the plane started."
"Okay!"
Turning around, Claire began to run to the door but tripped over something, falling down the stairs in the process. "OUCH!" She turned around looked to see the Bridge Control Switch on the cockpit floor. "Well that's convenient,..." she said as she grabbed the switch and shoved it down her pants.
She got up, ran out of the plane, and jogged over to the Airport 2nd floor. Once she got there she jammed the switch into its slow and pulled it down, the bridge raised up out of the water, allowing the plane to take off.
"........DAMNIT!!!!!!" she screamed as she realized that now the bridge wasn't on the first floor, she couldn't just walk back to the plane the same was as before! "Arg..."
She ran across the bridge and into the 2nd floor of Airport Left Wing. She looked around, the top of the fish tank in the control room was here, and she could see a fish inside.
"HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!" the fish cried. Claire sweatdropped and ran up to it. "Don't worry Mr. Fish! I'll save you! ^^"
She grabbed the fish, ran out to the bridge, and threw him into the water. "BE FREE MR. FISH! BE FREE!!!!!"
"Thaaaank yooouuu!" the fish yelled as he swam off into the moonlight, only to be eaten by a shark. Claire sweatdropped and ran back into the room where she got the fish.
A buncha corpses were in the corner, and there was a key so shiny you could see it through the uniform on one of them. She picked up the key and read the tag. 'Airport Key KT-SX994-PG-138WQUIAKZ9HJANQ913KAM21'. Claire sweatdropped and picked up the key, she ran to the Airport Left Wing and used the key on the door gate that wasn't even mentioned before in this fic. ¬.¬
The gate opened and she pulled open the door right behind it.
The next room was the storage room thingy. There was a cargo elevator in the back of the room, which happened to be jammed because there were some crates under the cargo door. Slightly annoyed, she pushed the crates into the cargo elevator and the door closed in it's place.
"I feel a sudden urge to save!!!!!" Claire said as she ran to the typewriter. She saved her progress, pulled her G. Launcher out of the item box (with B.O.W. Gas Rounds, just for the hell of it) and walked over to the elevator.
'5 Minutes Until Detonation'
Claire looked up, yup, there was a green timer floating above her head. Just like before in Raccoon City.
"Sigh, I shoulda seen that comin..."
As she was slowly running out of time, Claire opened up the door to the cargo elevator and stepped in...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Alfred stood at the control panel in the Military Training Facility control room, rapidly pressing buttons. Mascara was still on his face, he hadn't bothered to wash it off, he didn't have time.
"I will NOT allow you FOOLS to escape!" he yelled in Alexia's voice. "This is what happens when you try to OPPOSE meh! Now feel my revenge!" he threw a switch and started giggling insanely. "Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!! Mmyes!!!"
Jeez he's a freak ^^;;...anyway, he slammed his fist onto a big red button.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A large tank shot out of the ground in a big white science lab.
T-078 was written on the surface.
Suddenly the tank opened and out came a big, black, butt ugly monster with huge muscles and a large mace for a right hand. It stepped out, stretched its legs, yawned, and started walking towards the camera.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The elevator stopped on the ground level and Claire immediately ran out, she was now in the court of the military training facility. She made a U- turn and ran out of the court and into the area just outside the MTF and the Palace Courtyard. Sprinting across the soft dirt, Claire stopped suddenly when she heard a flash.
"Huh?" she asked as she turned around and stared at the oil drums. Until now-she couldn't believe she didn't notice before-the drums had been burning, and looks like the flames finally burned through the hard metal, oil spilled out into the flamed. "Oh sh-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
"AAAHHHH!!!" Claire cried as she explosion sent her flying forward and onto the ground. Spitting dirt out of her face, she looked at the flames; the path to the prison and the MTF was now blocked by the flames. "Good riddance..."
CLANG!!!!
Claire looked forward and saw the gate not too far ahead fly open and fall down the bottomless pit. Out of the gate came...
"Oh boy..."
Right ahead was the Tyrant. Claire had seen him earlier in Raccoon City (or...did she?), and if she didn't, she sure as hell knew about him. He was butt nekid, and had huge inhumanly large muscles.
The Tyrant slowly turned and looked at her.
"Hello little girl."
Claire slowly got up. "Hello Mr. Tyrant...you're going to hurt me aren't you?"
"You bet I will." He said as he slowly walked towards her.
"Figures." Claire whipped out the G. Launcher and took aim. "PREPARE TO FACE MY B.O.W. GAS!!!"
"B.O.W. wha?"
SPLOOOFFFF!!!!!
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" The Tyrant covered his eyes as a pellet full of gas hit him smack in the face, sending greenish gas everywhere. Claire covered her nose.
"Ewwww! That smells nasty!"
The Tyrant sniffled. "I think I'm aller-aller-AAACCCHOOOOOO!!!!!!" He sneezed loudly, sending snot allover the floor.
"Ewwww!" Claire said, then grinned as she realized he was allergic to BOW Gas. "MUAHAHAHA! SMELL MY GAS!! XD"
She fired again, another bullet smacked head on into the Tyrant's stomach. He fell to the floor.
"Ooooow! Itchy! Itchy! ;_;" The Tyrant said as he started scratching his body. The long blade of a hand he had cut deep into his flesh. "OWWWWW!!!!!"
Claire bit her lip; perhaps she had been a little too hard on him. "Are you okay?"
";_; I hurts mommy!"
"Awwww..." Claire said as she patted his head. "I'm sorry..."
"I HATE YOU!!!" The Tyrant yelled, Claire sweatdropped as he suddenly got up and raised his mace above his head. "DIE!!!!"
Claire rolled her eyes and shot him in the face with her last BOW Gas round.
"ACK! X____x" The Tyrant fell to the floor, dead.
"Maaaaan that was easy." Claire said with a big grin on her face. "^^;; Oh well, TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
With that, she ran past the Tyrant's body and back to the sub.
FF To the plane
Claire ran through the plane and closed it behind her, gasping for breath. "MAN that was a long jog!"
"What took you so long!? I was getting worried!" Steve yelled.
"Aww...thanks. ^_^" Claire's expression changed and she ran up to him. "NOW LIFT OFF NOW!!!!"
"Okay, time to get out of this deathtrap!" Steve said dramatically.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
FMV Scene: The graphics suddenly get a bazillion times better.
The plane zoomed through the water at top speed and slowly lifted off into the night sky.
End FMV Scene...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"YAY!!!!!" Steve and Claire yelled. Claire walked up to the window, a smile formed on her lips.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The RE cast's eyes widened in horror as they stared at the TV screen.
"NO CLAIRE!!!!!" They all screamed at the top of their lungs. "DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"It's finally over..." Claire said with a big smile.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Everyone fell over crying, except for Billy who now had a big bandage over his nose. "Wha? I don't get it. What's wrong?"
"DON'T YOU KNOW!?" Jill asked as she grabbed Billy by the collar.
"Know what?"
"Sigh, n00bs." Leon said as he rolled his eyes.
"I'M NOT A N00B!!!!" Billy screamed.
"Yeah you are." The whole RE cast said with a sigh.
"Don't yer know?" Becky asked. "EVERY time someone says 'It's finally over...' something bad happens."
"Believe me." Jill said. "._. I know."
"So...something's gonna go wrong with the plane or something, right?" Billy asked.
"Looks like our n00b has a brain! ^^" Richard said, Billy hit him over the head with the butt of a shotgun. "OUCH!"
"Well, it's true." The Bravo Team captain said. "It's happened a hell of a lot, and looks like it's gonna happen again..."
"Aw nutbunnys!" Sherry said as she hugged Rebecca. "Do you think Claire'll still make it?"
"We can only pray..." Rebecca said dramatically. All the RE characters got a distant look on their face. "We can only pray...
....
....
....
Long awkward silence...
Barry coughed.
"So..." Jill said. She looked to Rebecca. "HAT!!!!!!!"
"TATTOO!!!!!"
Everyone fell over.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Claire looked back at Steve, the boys smile faltered and he looked at the controls.
"Claire...." He said sadly. "I'm sorry...for all the trouble I caused you..."
"Don't worry about it." Claire said reassuringly as she patted him on the back. "It was hard for both of us...then again, I WAS the one that unlocked all the doors...and I WAS the one that had to take on a buncha monsters with weak guns...and I WAS-" She stopped when she saw that Steve was looking at the floor in shame. "Oops...Steve..."
"I hope you find your brother." Steve said. "I know what it's like to lose someone..."
"Oh Steve..."
"What?"
"Uh...nothing! ^^;;"
....
....
...the awkward silence...
.....
....
"So..."
Steve looked around; this was a VERY awkward silence, indeed.
"Erm...so Claire, where do ya wanna go?"
"Hmmm..." Claire smiled. "I hear Hawaii's nice this time of year!"
Steve got a bigass grin on his face. "You got it! Off to Hawaii we go!!"
They both smiled and chuckled lightly as the plane switched course, off to Hawaii...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ground shook from the distant explosions that seemed to come from nowhere. Weird eh? I mean, parts of the base are exploding, but the timers not up yet...anyway...
Alfred Ashford shakily ran across the ground, trying desperately not to fall on his ass. He ran up to the back of a tank, pulled open a hatch, and pressed a button. The tank suddenly started moving forward. Alfred started kicking the dirt in annoyance at how slow it was moving, and sweatdropped when the tank crashed right into the brick wall. Shaking his head again in annoyance, he stepped into the secret lift that appeared and descended into a secret passageway.
He ran down the secret tunnel until he got to a door with an ax indention carved into it. He pulled a small ax outta nowhere and put it in, the door opened up to reveal...
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!
A secret hanger!
"Now Claire, you will soon learn what REAL terror is about!" He giggled insanely as he slowly walked over to a jet and hopped in. The engine started up and he flew into the sky, a big evil smirk on his face. "Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!!"
The jet shot off into the night sky as corny drama music played...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
BOOM!!!!
Both of them fell over as the plane was suddenly rocked by an unknown force. The alarm went off. Steve climbed back onto his seat and frantically tried to regain control of the plane.
"DAMNIT IT'S NEVER THAT EASY!!!!" Claire screamed.
"ACK! The Cargo Bay door is open! What in the hell!?"
Claire sweatdropped and looked around nervously. "Erm...it's probably nothing!!"
"No, I'm a bit worried, it cant open for no reason, unless there's a..."
Both Claire and Steve look at you dramatically, their eyes wide. "A boss..." they said in unison.
"I'm unlocking the entrance to the cargo room thing, you go and check it out."
"Why the hell do I have to do it!?"
"Because I'M the one controlling the plane."
Claire sighed, he had a point. "Fine...but I wont like it."
"Thanks." Steve said.
With an annoyed groan, Claire saved and walked up to the cargo bay door.
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
She slowly inched closer and closer to the door until her eyes were RIGHT ON the handle.
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
She could hear an aggravated groan coming from Steve, giggled, and pushed through the door...
^_^_^_^_^_^
The motorbike screeched to a stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Elza looked over at Chris and whispered.
"Stay here, or I WILL shoot you. Got it?"
Chris sweatdropped. "Yes sir, I mean ma'am!"
"Good."
Elza hopped off the bike and walked over to the gas pump. She looked closely at the prices.
"HOLY CRAP! $20 PER GALLON!!!!????"
Chris sweatdropped. "I guess gas is rare here or something......"
"Shut up!" She yelled. "I hate these stupid stupidhead gas prices!"
"You wanna say that to my face?" The gas pump asked. Elza and Chris sweatdropped.
"Roooiiiiiigggghhhtttt..."
"Shut up!!!"
Chris bit his lip so hard he felt himself begin to bleed. As Elza shoved her hose into the hole and started pumping (O_o;; Okey, that sounded weird...), Chris nervously looked around.
He saw a man standing next to the diner entrance, putting some crap in the trunk of his car. The man looked up and met Chris's gaze. Chris looked at the man, then at Elza and mouthed the words 'Help me'
"WHAT!?" the man screamed. Chris almost fell over. Elza sweatdropped and looked around. After a while, she went back to filling the bike with gas. Chris looked back at the man and mouthed the words 'Please help me I'll do anything'
"YOU MEAN THAT THAT LADY NAMED ELZA WALKER IS HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BROTHER OF CLAIRE REDFIELD AND SHE'LL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE!?"
This time, Chris fell completely off the bike. Elza jumped and looked at the man who Chris was trying to talk to and pulled out the handgun. She aimed at his head and fired, the man just barely jumped out of the way, missing the bullet by a few inches. Everyone suddenly panicked from the gunshot, and ran around screaming. (Well, there were only 6 people there anyway.) Elza spun around and pointed the gun at Chris's face.
"Oy Jebus..." Chris muttered.
"You think you can get away!?" She asked, her eyes glowing red. "Time to die Redfie-ACK!!!" she cried as Chris kicked her in the hand, the gun flew into the sky and landed on the floor a few feet away, firing the second it hit and shooting out a window.
Chris spun around and pushed upwards, jumping up and running for the gun. He grabbed onto it and spun around, just in time to be tackled by the other woman. He fell to the floor with her on top of him, trying to claw his eyes out.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Elza screamed. Chris pulled out his defense item, a Flash Grenade, and shoved it down her throat, pushing her over in the process. He then got up, grabbed the gun, and ran towards the minimart as fast as he could.
Elza realized she had a grenade in her mouth, jumped up, and spit it out. It landed right behind Chris, exploding and sending the man flying through the minimart window. He landed on a rack of candy and fell over. He stumbled upwards and frantically tried to put the candy rack back in its place (Chris is a bit of a neat freak).
Suddenly Elza kicked the marts front door down, causing Chris to panic and jump behind another candy wrack.
"Ack! Don't hurt me!" the diner owner cried as he stuck his hands up in air.
"Quiet!" Elza yelled. "Did you see a man with black, spiky hair?"
"Yeah, he-"
"I SAID QUIET!!!" she yelled as she slapped him upside the head. He spun around and fell over, unconscious. "Oops..."
'Crapcrapcrapitycarp...I mean crap.' Chris thought as he looked around. Suddenly an ax cut right through the rack, causing the top to fly off and almost chopping his head off. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Elza stood right above him, a fire ax in her hand. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AAHHHHHHHH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" Chris sprung into the air and rolled on the floor as candy flew everywhere.
Elza's new weapon was planted in the tile he was sitting on just a second earlier. She pulled the ax out and ran after him, swinging it around her head and screaming like a lunatic. Letting out a battle cry, she chucked the ax at him. Chris ran up to the men's bathroom, grabbed the door, and closed it behind him just in time. The ax smashed right into the door just a second too late to hit him.
"Damnit!" Elza screamed.
"Hahaha!" Chris yelled. "You can't come in here, because it's the MEN'S ROOM!!!!!"
"Actually, it's the unisex restroom!" A guy yelled. Elza starred at the man, he ran away screaming immediately.
"DAMNIT!" Chris cried, suddenly an ax smashed through the wood, almost hitting him in the face. He jumped back.
"PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!"
Chris nervously looked around. 'Oh man, how am I gonna get out of this...?'
He turned and saw a small window high above the really icky toilet. He climbed up, pushed the window open and crawled out. The second he got out, Elza kicked down the broken door. Swinging the fire ax around like the insane psychobitch she was, she sweatdropped when she realized Chris wasn't in the room.
"Damnit! Where'd he go!?"
"Hey Elza!!!"
She turned around and saw Chris outside, sitting on her motorbike.
"DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she raised the ax above her head and ran across the diner and outside, towards him.
Chris looked at the bike and realized the keys were missing.
"DANG IT..."
"AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" Elza screamed as she ran towards him at a blinding speed, the ax swinging around above her head. Chris's eyes widened and everything went negative once again. Two choices appeared in front of him.
Light the Match.
Scream like a ninny and let Elza hack you to death.
Sweatdropping, Chris chose the first and pulled out a match. He stroked it against his hair, causing it to set aflame and-without even THINKING-put it to the open gas cap.
Elza stopped in her tracks, her eyes widened in horror.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"SAYONARA PSYCHOBITCH!!!" Chris yelled as he threw the match in the gas tank. The whole backend of the motorbike exploded, sending Chris and the bike flying into the sky like a rocket. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Some flames from the explosion landed on some gasoline on the ground, a fire spread immediately into a huge wall of flame. Elza's eyes widened as she saw the flames coming closer and closer to the gas pumps. The ax dropped to the floor as she turned around as fast as she could.
Ssssssssssssssssssssss- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
She was sent flying into the air as the whole gas station behind her exploded, she flew forward and landed face first in the dirt. Spitting dirt out of her mouth, she turned around and looked at the crater that was once the gas station.
"I promise you, Redfield..." Elza whispered as she brushed a lock of slightly burnt hair out of her face. "I shall get my...REVEEEEEEENNNNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
'For the love of god, SHUT UP!!!" Claire screamed in her mind as she stopped at the Palace Courtyard she had fought Wesker in earlier. The alarms where blaring on and on, she hated that sound. 'Okay, where the hell is Steve!?'
"Claire!" she heard Steve's slightly-less-annoying-than-before voice yell, as if on que.
Turning to her left, she saw Steve running up to her from the Courtyard entrance.
"Where the hell where you? The plane is," she pointed to the right, to the stairway that led to the dock. "That-a-way!"
"Yeah, I know." Steve said. "I was getting a soda."
He tossed a Pepsi bottle into her hands, she caught and smiled. "Eheh, thanks Steve."
"Welcome. ^^"
"But..." Claire started. "So you bought it from that soda machine in the MTF?"
"Yeah."
"So you had money?"
"Yeah."
"So...why didn't you use the money on the payphones to call for help?"
Steve sweatdropped. "Erm....."
He was cut off as the sound of multiple planes was heard from above. The duo looked up at the sky to see three cargo planes flying into the distance.
"Those must be the other survivors!" He said.
"Wait a tick, THERE WERE OTHER SURVIVORS!?"
"Yeah! Of course!"
"O_o;; WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY!?"
"On other parts of the island I guess..." he said. "And I guess there's another airport around here or something..."
"Damnit." Claire said. "Just when I thought I was a unique individual..."
"^^;; We really need to get out of here, this place is gonna blow!"
"This place blows already." Claire said, Steve chuckled and ran past her to the dock. The Self-Destruct System action music began to play. The girl smiled, knowing that meant they weren't far from the end, and ran after him.
Right when she got to the bottom of the steps, she ran up to Steve, who was standing next to the steering wheel.
"Hurry up!" He said, Claire ran up next to him and he spun the steering wheel around, causing the sub to surface. They both dropped down into the sub, pulled the lever, descended down to the bottom of the pool, and came to a stop. Steve spun around and ran up the ladder, Claire followed.
The boy somehow appeared at the bottom of the stairs by some strange magical force, and ran ahead.
"Hey Steve! Wait up already!" Claire yelled, but he had already run through the door. She sighed, ran down the stairs, and through the electric door. Right when she got in, a zombie reached its arms out and almost grabbed her. She jumped back and kicked it in the nuts. The zombie groaned in agony and fell to the floor. "Damnit, you coulda at least killed them for me..."
With another sigh, she ran through the other door and into the main plane room. Steve was standing next to the lift with his arms crossed. Claire ran up to it and stopped in her tracks when she got to the machine.
"Oh shit..."
"What?" Steve asked.
Claire looked at him and scratched the back of her head. "^_^;;; Ya know those proofs that you have to put in the machine?"
"Yeah."
"Well...I forgot to bring them with me." Steve fell over. "^^;; Sorry..."
Getting up, Steve sighed. "Don't worry, I'LL get them."
Claire sweatdropped. "O.O What!? Really?"
"Yeah, I'll be back." With that, he turned and ran out of the room.
Claire stood frozen in her place. 'What the hell!?' she asked. That was the first time someone ever did something like that for her, usually she had to get the keys and stuff while the other person sat on their ass. But this was a complete surprise! 'Man...maybe Steve isn't so bad after all...'
About a minute later, Steve came back holding the four chests. "Where there is a crest, I shall take it. ^^"
"Thanks." Claire said with a smile, she grabbed the army proofs out of his hands and placed all three of them in the machine.
The lift slowly lowered down until it got to the plane door, the door opened by some magical force and they both ran in. Claire raised an eyebrow as she eyes the switches and knobs at the controls. It suddenly hit her that she didn't know crap about flying in planes! Steve ran up to the controls and sat in the chair, Claire ran up next to him.
"You can FLY A PLANE!!!!??????"
"No." Steve said as he looked at the controls. "But I'll figure it out."
Claire sweatdropped and looked ahead to see the bridge was blocking their path!
"No!" Steve yelled. "Before we can leave we have to raise the bridge!"
"Of course..." she sighed. "I'll raise the bridge, you get the plane started."
"Okay!"
Turning around, Claire began to run to the door but tripped over something, falling down the stairs in the process. "OUCH!" She turned around looked to see the Bridge Control Switch on the cockpit floor. "Well that's convenient,..." she said as she grabbed the switch and shoved it down her pants.
She got up, ran out of the plane, and jogged over to the Airport 2nd floor. Once she got there she jammed the switch into its slow and pulled it down, the bridge raised up out of the water, allowing the plane to take off.
"........DAMNIT!!!!!!" she screamed as she realized that now the bridge wasn't on the first floor, she couldn't just walk back to the plane the same was as before! "Arg..."
She ran across the bridge and into the 2nd floor of Airport Left Wing. She looked around, the top of the fish tank in the control room was here, and she could see a fish inside.
"HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!" the fish cried. Claire sweatdropped and ran up to it. "Don't worry Mr. Fish! I'll save you! ^^"
She grabbed the fish, ran out to the bridge, and threw him into the water. "BE FREE MR. FISH! BE FREE!!!!!"
"Thaaaank yooouuu!" the fish yelled as he swam off into the moonlight, only to be eaten by a shark. Claire sweatdropped and ran back into the room where she got the fish.
A buncha corpses were in the corner, and there was a key so shiny you could see it through the uniform on one of them. She picked up the key and read the tag. 'Airport Key KT-SX994-PG-138WQUIAKZ9HJANQ913KAM21'. Claire sweatdropped and picked up the key, she ran to the Airport Left Wing and used the key on the door gate that wasn't even mentioned before in this fic. ¬.¬
The gate opened and she pulled open the door right behind it.
The next room was the storage room thingy. There was a cargo elevator in the back of the room, which happened to be jammed because there were some crates under the cargo door. Slightly annoyed, she pushed the crates into the cargo elevator and the door closed in it's place.
"I feel a sudden urge to save!!!!!" Claire said as she ran to the typewriter. She saved her progress, pulled her G. Launcher out of the item box (with B.O.W. Gas Rounds, just for the hell of it) and walked over to the elevator.
'5 Minutes Until Detonation'
Claire looked up, yup, there was a green timer floating above her head. Just like before in Raccoon City.
"Sigh, I shoulda seen that comin..."
As she was slowly running out of time, Claire opened up the door to the cargo elevator and stepped in...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Alfred stood at the control panel in the Military Training Facility control room, rapidly pressing buttons. Mascara was still on his face, he hadn't bothered to wash it off, he didn't have time.
"I will NOT allow you FOOLS to escape!" he yelled in Alexia's voice. "This is what happens when you try to OPPOSE meh! Now feel my revenge!" he threw a switch and started giggling insanely. "Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!! Mmyes!!!"
Jeez he's a freak ^^;;...anyway, he slammed his fist onto a big red button.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A large tank shot out of the ground in a big white science lab.
T-078 was written on the surface.
Suddenly the tank opened and out came a big, black, butt ugly monster with huge muscles and a large mace for a right hand. It stepped out, stretched its legs, yawned, and started walking towards the camera.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The elevator stopped on the ground level and Claire immediately ran out, she was now in the court of the military training facility. She made a U- turn and ran out of the court and into the area just outside the MTF and the Palace Courtyard. Sprinting across the soft dirt, Claire stopped suddenly when she heard a flash.
"Huh?" she asked as she turned around and stared at the oil drums. Until now-she couldn't believe she didn't notice before-the drums had been burning, and looks like the flames finally burned through the hard metal, oil spilled out into the flamed. "Oh sh-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
"AAAHHHH!!!" Claire cried as she explosion sent her flying forward and onto the ground. Spitting dirt out of her face, she looked at the flames; the path to the prison and the MTF was now blocked by the flames. "Good riddance..."
CLANG!!!!
Claire looked forward and saw the gate not too far ahead fly open and fall down the bottomless pit. Out of the gate came...
"Oh boy..."
Right ahead was the Tyrant. Claire had seen him earlier in Raccoon City (or...did she?), and if she didn't, she sure as hell knew about him. He was butt nekid, and had huge inhumanly large muscles.
The Tyrant slowly turned and looked at her.
"Hello little girl."
Claire slowly got up. "Hello Mr. Tyrant...you're going to hurt me aren't you?"
"You bet I will." He said as he slowly walked towards her.
"Figures." Claire whipped out the G. Launcher and took aim. "PREPARE TO FACE MY B.O.W. GAS!!!"
"B.O.W. wha?"
SPLOOOFFFF!!!!!
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" The Tyrant covered his eyes as a pellet full of gas hit him smack in the face, sending greenish gas everywhere. Claire covered her nose.
"Ewwww! That smells nasty!"
The Tyrant sniffled. "I think I'm aller-aller-AAACCCHOOOOOO!!!!!!" He sneezed loudly, sending snot allover the floor.
"Ewwww!" Claire said, then grinned as she realized he was allergic to BOW Gas. "MUAHAHAHA! SMELL MY GAS!! XD"
She fired again, another bullet smacked head on into the Tyrant's stomach. He fell to the floor.
"Ooooow! Itchy! Itchy! ;_;" The Tyrant said as he started scratching his body. The long blade of a hand he had cut deep into his flesh. "OWWWWW!!!!!"
Claire bit her lip; perhaps she had been a little too hard on him. "Are you okay?"
";_; I hurts mommy!"
"Awwww..." Claire said as she patted his head. "I'm sorry..."
"I HATE YOU!!!" The Tyrant yelled, Claire sweatdropped as he suddenly got up and raised his mace above his head. "DIE!!!!"
Claire rolled her eyes and shot him in the face with her last BOW Gas round.
"ACK! X____x" The Tyrant fell to the floor, dead.
"Maaaaan that was easy." Claire said with a big grin on her face. "^^;; Oh well, TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
With that, she ran past the Tyrant's body and back to the sub.
FF To the plane
Claire ran through the plane and closed it behind her, gasping for breath. "MAN that was a long jog!"
"What took you so long!? I was getting worried!" Steve yelled.
"Aww...thanks. ^_^" Claire's expression changed and she ran up to him. "NOW LIFT OFF NOW!!!!"
"Okay, time to get out of this deathtrap!" Steve said dramatically.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
FMV Scene: The graphics suddenly get a bazillion times better.
The plane zoomed through the water at top speed and slowly lifted off into the night sky.
End FMV Scene...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"YAY!!!!!" Steve and Claire yelled. Claire walked up to the window, a smile formed on her lips.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The RE cast's eyes widened in horror as they stared at the TV screen.
"NO CLAIRE!!!!!" They all screamed at the top of their lungs. "DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"It's finally over..." Claire said with a big smile.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Everyone fell over crying, except for Billy who now had a big bandage over his nose. "Wha? I don't get it. What's wrong?"
"DON'T YOU KNOW!?" Jill asked as she grabbed Billy by the collar.
"Know what?"
"Sigh, n00bs." Leon said as he rolled his eyes.
"I'M NOT A N00B!!!!" Billy screamed.
"Yeah you are." The whole RE cast said with a sigh.
"Don't yer know?" Becky asked. "EVERY time someone says 'It's finally over...' something bad happens."
"Believe me." Jill said. "._. I know."
"So...something's gonna go wrong with the plane or something, right?" Billy asked.
"Looks like our n00b has a brain! ^^" Richard said, Billy hit him over the head with the butt of a shotgun. "OUCH!"
"Well, it's true." The Bravo Team captain said. "It's happened a hell of a lot, and looks like it's gonna happen again..."
"Aw nutbunnys!" Sherry said as she hugged Rebecca. "Do you think Claire'll still make it?"
"We can only pray..." Rebecca said dramatically. All the RE characters got a distant look on their face. "We can only pray...
....
....
....
Long awkward silence...
Barry coughed.
"So..." Jill said. She looked to Rebecca. "HAT!!!!!!!"
"TATTOO!!!!!"
Everyone fell over.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Claire looked back at Steve, the boys smile faltered and he looked at the controls.
"Claire...." He said sadly. "I'm sorry...for all the trouble I caused you..."
"Don't worry about it." Claire said reassuringly as she patted him on the back. "It was hard for both of us...then again, I WAS the one that unlocked all the doors...and I WAS the one that had to take on a buncha monsters with weak guns...and I WAS-" She stopped when she saw that Steve was looking at the floor in shame. "Oops...Steve..."
"I hope you find your brother." Steve said. "I know what it's like to lose someone..."
"Oh Steve..."
"What?"
"Uh...nothing! ^^;;"
....
....
...the awkward silence...
.....
....
"So..."
Steve looked around; this was a VERY awkward silence, indeed.
"Erm...so Claire, where do ya wanna go?"
"Hmmm..." Claire smiled. "I hear Hawaii's nice this time of year!"
Steve got a bigass grin on his face. "You got it! Off to Hawaii we go!!"
They both smiled and chuckled lightly as the plane switched course, off to Hawaii...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ground shook from the distant explosions that seemed to come from nowhere. Weird eh? I mean, parts of the base are exploding, but the timers not up yet...anyway...
Alfred Ashford shakily ran across the ground, trying desperately not to fall on his ass. He ran up to the back of a tank, pulled open a hatch, and pressed a button. The tank suddenly started moving forward. Alfred started kicking the dirt in annoyance at how slow it was moving, and sweatdropped when the tank crashed right into the brick wall. Shaking his head again in annoyance, he stepped into the secret lift that appeared and descended into a secret passageway.
He ran down the secret tunnel until he got to a door with an ax indention carved into it. He pulled a small ax outta nowhere and put it in, the door opened up to reveal...
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!
A secret hanger!
"Now Claire, you will soon learn what REAL terror is about!" He giggled insanely as he slowly walked over to a jet and hopped in. The engine started up and he flew into the sky, a big evil smirk on his face. "Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!!"
The jet shot off into the night sky as corny drama music played...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
BOOM!!!!
Both of them fell over as the plane was suddenly rocked by an unknown force. The alarm went off. Steve climbed back onto his seat and frantically tried to regain control of the plane.
"DAMNIT IT'S NEVER THAT EASY!!!!" Claire screamed.
"ACK! The Cargo Bay door is open! What in the hell!?"
Claire sweatdropped and looked around nervously. "Erm...it's probably nothing!!"
"No, I'm a bit worried, it cant open for no reason, unless there's a..."
Both Claire and Steve look at you dramatically, their eyes wide. "A boss..." they said in unison.
"I'm unlocking the entrance to the cargo room thing, you go and check it out."
"Why the hell do I have to do it!?"
"Because I'M the one controlling the plane."
Claire sighed, he had a point. "Fine...but I wont like it."
"Thanks." Steve said.
With an annoyed groan, Claire saved and walked up to the cargo bay door.
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
She slowly inched closer and closer to the door until her eyes were RIGHT ON the handle.
Heartbeat...
Heartbeat...
She could hear an aggravated groan coming from Steve, giggled, and pushed through the door...