Here's the next chappy you've been waiting for! This is the end of Disk 1!
^_^ Hope you like!
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"Well, I'm going home, to heaven or hell or wherever I'm supposed to be since I died like 5 months ago." Enrico said.
"Yeah, me too." The rest of the dead characters said.
"^^;; I just realized we're in the room with dead people." Sherry said. Some scary music played.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" Everyone amongst the living screamed and pointed. "ZOMBIES!!!!!!"
"Oh crap..." Richard said. "EVERYONE RUN!"
All the dead characters screamed and ran out the door, dodging an array of shotgun shells, handgun bullets, and grenade rounds fired by all the living characters.
Barry panted. "Phew, that was a close one..."
Rebecca sniffled. ";_; Richard was one of them all along..." with that she buried her face in a random persons chest and cried. This random person happened to be Jill this time.
"............GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY CHEST GODDAMNIT!!!!" Jill screamed as she pushed Rebecca away. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well," Ark said. "Since I was in the crappyest RE game, and everyone hates me, I'm gonna go too. See ya!"
"Bai!" Everyone yelled as they waved. Ark and the rest of the surviving RESurvivor cast walked out.
"So, now what?" Leon asked.
"Erm...Leon, can I sleep over?" Jill asked. "I really want to make sure Chris and Claire are okay."
"Ooo! I wanna sleep over too!" Becky yelled as she reached out to Claire's sleeping figure on the TV screen. "I will never leave you Claire!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Eh, I guess I'll sleep over too." Ada said. "This little adventure interests me."
"Me three!!!" Barry yelled.
"If the chicks wanna stay I do too." Carlos said.
Everyone looked at Billy.
"Well?" They all asked.
"-_- Fine, I'll stay the night. But you better not tell the cops." Billy said.
"Okay, we wont tell Leon." Rebecca said. Leon fell over.
"YAAAAAY! SLUMBER PARTY!!!" Sherry yelled as she hopped up and down. "This is gonna be fun!"
"Better get the sleeping bags." Jill said. "I'm hell of tired."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The distant sound of birds chirping was heard...in the distance. The resplendent blue sky shined down upon Claire, a wide smile was on her face. It was a beautiful day outside, and she was on a stroll through the park. The sky was as clear as...a clear sky. She spotted a tree out in a part of the park she didn't see before, and what surprised her was who was IN the tree.
Steve sat on the branch, a benign smile on his face. "Hey Claire!"
Claire smiled. "Oh, hiya Steve!"
"Come on up!" he said as he made a 'come over here' gesture with his left arm. "It's a beautiful day!"
Claire nodded, pulled a ladder out of her pants, and laid it on the tree. She climbed up and kicked the ladder down. She gawked at the beautiful view of the park. "Wow, this three's high!"
"Yeah..." the boy said distantly. After a long pause he looked at Claire. "...hey...Claire?"
"What is it Steve?"
Steve blushed. "I just noticed, we're sitting in a tree..." he looked into her eyes. "Wanna start K-I-S-S-I-N-G?"
She paused and thought for a moment. "...uh...sure! ^_^"
They both grabbed each other's arms and started passionately making out!
CHOP!
The whole tree started shaking suddenly. Causing Claire to scream and Steve to almost fall over. The biker chick looked down to see Chris sitting at the bottom of the tree, an ax in his hand, he was chopping it down!
"GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF MY SISTER!!!!!" He screamed as he hacked at the stump.
Steve's eyes widened. "Oh crap..."
"CLAIRE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?" The S.T.A.R.S. member screamed.
Claire sighed. "No kissing till your married, I know I know. Chris, why can't you just leave me alone!?"
"Yeah, leave us alone!" Steve yelled as he shook his fist in mock anger.
"Hell no! This is my SISTER we're talking about, asshole!" Chris yelled as he violently hacked through until the tree began to fall over. "TIMBBBBBEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
The tree crashed to the ground and Chris ran after Steve, swinging the ax around. "DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Steve cried as he ran as fast as he could, Chris was still slowly gaining on him until he was suddenly fell over as the Tyrant jumped in the middle of them, causing Claire to jump.
Claire pointed and squealed. "AAAIIIIIIEEEE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!"
"Muahahah! I will never die!" The Tyrant yelled triumphantly as he grabbed Claire and ran.
Claire cried. "AH! CHRIS! STEVE! HELP MEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!"
"Don't worry Claire," Steve said. "I'll-" he was interrupted as Chris smacked him over the back of the head with the dull end of the ax. "OWIE!!! X_x" with that, he passed out.
"I WONT LET YOU TAKE MY SISTER AWAY!!!!!" Chris yelled as he ran after the Tyrant, swinging the ax around like some sorta ax murderer. He tripped and fell flat on his face. "OOF!"
"--;;; God you guys suck..." Claire muttered.
"Muahaha! No one will save you!" The Tyrant yelled. "You're mine now!"
Claire's facial expression suddenly changed from an afraid look to a lusty look as she stared at the Tyrant. " ...ya know..." she poked him in the abs. "Oh Mr. Tyrant...you're so..." she licked her lips and got a hungry look on her face. "strong..."
-
Claire's eyes widened and she immediately sat up, screaming and glistening in sweat. She put her hand to her head and shook it. "What the hell was THAT supposed to mean!?"
She turned and looked at the sleeping Steve. His left arm was still wrapped around her waste, his head resting on the planes control panel. He was sucking his right thumb and mumbling something about cracker jacks. Needless to say, it looked cute and creepy at the same time. Claire smiled, that boy was really growing up on her.
It was dark; she must of only been asleep for half an hour or so. They both still had no idea where they were going, and she still couldn't believe how she and Steve managed to go to the bathroom, but she really didn't want to remember THAT particular experience.
She sighed as she looked out the window. They were in a deathtrap, and they had no idea where they were going...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"So...tired..." Chris said as he dragged himself up to the hotel clerks' desk. The clerk looked at him with distain.
"Sorry, no vacancy." The hotel clerk said.
"Listen bub." Chris said. "So far today I have been kicked off a train, blown up, fallen from a bazillion miles in the air, almost got shot to death repeatedly, almost got HACKED to death, and got kicked out of a cathedral to roll down an aggravatingly long stairs. I'M NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY! NOW LET ME IN THIS HOTEL OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
The hotel clerk raised an eyebrow. "Well, in that case..."
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"NOT AGAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!" Chris cried as a bunch of brutes literally threw him out the back door of the hotel and into a pile of trash. "ACK!"
"And don't come back, punk. Or you'll wish you never were born a man!" With that, the brutes slammed the door closed.
Chris slowly stumbled up and pulled some left over hamburger off of his head. "Yeah well...well..." he snapped his fingers. "Damn...cant think of anything."
With that, he sighed. "Please forgive me Claire..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jill frantically looked both ways down the alley. Sweat formed on her brow and she was panting heavily. She was scared out of her mind; she thought she had killed it. But it was still alive.
That THING was following her...
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
Adrenalin spilled into her body in a sour, jittery flood as Jill spun around and ran down the left alley. 'Oh god he FOUND me!!!' she screamed in her mind. She ran as fast as she could as she could feel the Nemesis sprinting behind her. She cried when she heard it roar like it was right behind her and turned around the corner.
"OOF!" She suddenly felt something hard and soft hit her. She fell back and her eyes widened in horror at what stood before her...
A giant slice of bread...
"No..." She muttered as she backed away, a look of pure terror on her pale face. She spun around and screamed in terror as she saw a second giant slice of bread on the other side. "NO!!!!!!!"
The two slices of bread suddenly slammed right into her, squishing her lightly between the soft slices. She gasped for breath and stuck her head out of the top, frantically trying to get out before it was too late. She felt herself suddenly be lifted into the air by an unknown force. 'NO! NOT THIS WAY!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!!!'
She screamed at the top of her lungs as she saw a giant Nemesis holding the bread she was in. It opened its mouth wide. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. "I'M NOT A SANDWICH!!!!!!"
CRUNCH!!!!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Jill screamed at the top of her lungs as she shot out of the sleeping bag, landing on her feet and getting in a karate pose. She panted heavily as reality suddenly hit her. "Oh...it was only a dream..."
She felt her heart and exhaled. "I thought I became a Jill sandwich..." She sighed and looked around. She felt like she wouldn't be able to sleep a wink if she tried.
It was dark, and the sound of Barry snoring really loudly was heard. She looked around the room. Billy and Rebecca were sleeping next to the TV screen, both their sleeping bags in a sixty-nine position. Barry was sleeping in the corner, sucking his thumb and holding onto a beer bottle like a teddy bear. Carlos was sleeping in the bag next to hers, muttering something about salsa. Sherry was sleeping on the couch, holding a real teddy bear and sucking her thumb too. Leon and Ada musta been sleeping upstairs.
"Man, we should be in Paris or something righting Umbrella..." Jill muttered. "Oh well..." she walked over to the kitchen to get a glass of milk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rebecca walked across the beach, feeling the wet sand smushing beneath her feet. She loved days like this, although she was deathly afraid of water since she was almost eaten by a seal when she was little, she really enjoyed days on the beach like this. The resplendent blue sky seemed to smile back at her as she sat down on a blanket and opened a picnic basket.
"Weird, I wonder where everyone else is..." she muttered as she munched on a sandwich. Usually lotsa other people would be on the beach on days like this...
Splash!
Rebecca looked forward as she saw a head come out of the ocean water. A girl was swimming not too far away, her dark hair wet and going down to her shoulders. The rookie S.T.A.R.S. member's eyes widened as the girl in the water got up and started running towards her. Corny romance music played as the girl ran towards Rebecca in slow motion, her hair waving back and forth, her breasts...uh...moving...a lot. O_o
Rebecca suddenly recognized the other woman. "Claire?"
"I've been waiting for you my Becky Wecky." Claire said in a sexy voice. Rebecca giggled and blushed.
"^_______^ You called me Becky Wecky!" She squealed. Claire suddenly jumped into her arms. "W00T! YEAH BABY!" Rebecca cheered.
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"Ooooohhhhhh Claaaiiirrreeeee..." Rebecca said, her eyes suddenly shot open. ".....damnit! I hate waking up! Arg!"
She sighed and slowly stood up. She felt...really wet. "O_o;;; Ooh it's a good thing no one woke up..."
The rookie got up and walked upstairs to take a shower...
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Chris walked down the street, bruised and beaten. He had cleared an amazing distance considering he was only traveling for one day, but he was at an end now. He had no money and no way of getting a boat.
"I failed..." He said. "Claire..."
Vrrroooooom!
Chris turned around to see a motorbike speeding towards him. His eyes widened in horror as he saw Elza walked on the bike, speeding towards him, an ax in her hand. Some corny horror music played as she jumped off the bike and started running towards him screaming like the psycho bitch she was.
"AHHHH!!!" Chris yelled as he turned around and started running the usual agonizingly slow run the RE characters do. She swung the ax and he head flew off like volleyball. He fell to the floor and blood floated over his body. The words 'YOU ARE DEAD!' were written in blood...
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"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Chris yelled as he jumped out of the pile of newspapers he was in and started screaming at the top of his lungs. "I DIDN'T SAAVVVEEEE!!!!!!"
He frantically looked around and started digging through the trash. He realized he hadn't saved his progress since he left the house, and he was really friggin paranoid. "TYPEWRITER! DEAR GOD THERE'S GOTTA BE A TYPEWRITER *SOMEWHERE*"
He stopped when he spotted a typewriter atop a crate right next to one of the oversized garbage bins. Some holy music played as an eternal light shined around it. He literally jumped for it, falling right on the floor and clearing about 2 feet. He crawled up the side of the box, grabbed a convenient ink ribbon, jammed it into the typewriter, and started typing rapidly.
'Chris/01/Really Dirty Back Alley Of The Hotel Some Assholes Kicked Me Out Of'
"Phew!" He said as he finished typing. "Now I feel better..." he looked around to see that it was like 7:00AM, the sun was already beginning to rise. "CLAIRE!!!!! I SHALL FIND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Regardless of the fact that he was covered in trash and his clothes and hair was messed up--making him look like a hobo--he ran out of the alley and down the street screaming of how he's gonna rescue his sister. O_o;;;
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Steve's eyes widened as he saw Claire cornered into the...corner. Alfred stood a few feet in front of her, aiming the sniper rifle at her and grinning insanely.
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!" Claire cried. "SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEHHHH!!!!"
"You can't escape me NOW, Redfield!" Alfred yelled as he put up the laser scope and aimed it at Claire's head, yes, he actually NEEDS the scope even at point blank range. O_o;;;
"DON'T WORRY CLAIRE!!!" Steve yelled. "I'LL SAVE YOOOOUUU!"
The Mighty Mouse theme played as he started running towards them, tearing off his jacket to reveal a superman outfit, the words 'SW' written on the chest part. He jumped and kicked Alfred in the back of the head, sending the guy flying right into the wall.
"OWIE!" He cried. Steve grabbed Claire and in a huge gust of wind shot up into the air like a bullet.
"Oh Steve!" Claire yelled. "You're my herrooooo!"
"Never fear! Stevie Wonder is here!" Steve yelled as he thrust his fist forward in a classic superman pose and started shooting through the air, holding Claire with one arm.
"CURSE YOU STEVIE WONDER!!!!!" Alfred screamed as he shook his fist. "The war is one but the BATTLE IS NOT OVER!!!"
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"Yeah...I'm so badass..." Steve muttered in his sleep. With that, he woke up. "Dang, just a dream..."
Some REALLY relaxing music played as it showed a close-up of Claire and Steve. Claire was peacefully sleeping on Steve's shoulder, making a very cute scene. There was a thick fog outside the window, but you can tell it was daylight at this point, maybe early morning. Claire moved slightly so she wasn't resting on Steve's shoulder anymore and was instead looking the other direction. Steve looked at her slowly and corny love music began to play.
'Man maybe killing daddy and getting shot in the arm and being kidnapped and missing Christmas wasn't so bad after all if I get to hang out with a hot chick like this...' he thought. Yes, he thinks Claire is THAT hot. ^_^ 'And maybe now I can prove to those bungholes that I'm not gay!'
He kept his gaze on her as she slept peacefully. He didn't like her much at first--she wasn't the nicest girl around to horror game n00bs--but now she seemed like a great person. She had comforted him when he needed her; she had retrieved the machine guns for him and had even saved his life. Not to mention the fact she had given him a reason to go on and given him some chances to act cool.
'I wonder if she's single...' he thought as he slowly edged closer and closer to her. He closed his eyes and puckered his lips as he came closer to her own.
"Oooh Leon, why won't you touch me there?" Claire muttered in her sleep as she moved again, Steve sweatdropped and backed away. Claire rubbed her crotch and rolled over. "Yeah...that's better..."
Steve sighed and got up, walking over to the window and placing his hand on it. He aggregately bashed his hand on the window; causing it to crack a bit and making him jump back. "O_o;; Oops..."
His put his head closer to the glass so his nose was pressed against it. It was friggin cold! He couldn't see anything outside. "Hey, where the hell are we!?"
"Ohwha?" Claire asked stupidly as she woke up and looked at him. Steve walked over to the control panel and looked at the radar. Claire walked over to the window he was standing by earlier.
"Latitude: 81.7..." He started, and then realized he didn't really know where the hell that was. "Um...I think that's the..." He trailed off. Claire looked down outside to see some mountains and an huge open plain, the whole scene sheeted in incredibly thick and white snow.
"HOLY CRAP! WE'RE OVER THE FRIGGIN ANTARCTIC!" Steve exclaimed.
"WHAT!!!!?" Claire asked. She turned and ran over to Steve. While in mid run everything suddenly went to FMV graphics, the change from crappy normal to kickass FMV made her fall over and land flat on her face. "Oof!"
"You okay?"
Claire gave him a thumbs up. "I'm okey!"
Some action music played as Steve sat down in the pilot's chair and looked through the window to see a large structure rooted into the snow. There were also many smaller structures around it. His eyes widened as he saw several seaplanes like the one they were in, littered around the base. All of them were crashed and in flames.
At this point, Claire got back up and looked over through the window with him. "Hey, those are the seaplanes that left the island right before us!"
Steve's eyes widened. "Then that must mean..." he gasped dramatically and looked at Claire, she looked back at him.
"THIS PLACE BELONGS TO UMBRELLA!!!!" they both screamed in unison and then broke down crying in each other's arms. "WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Hey...Steve..." Claire said.
"Yeah?"
"Seaplanes are meant to land on water, right?"
"Yeah."
"Then that means we have no landing gear..."
Both Claire and Steve look at you and start screaming, then they started frantically grabbing for their seatbelts as the plane got closer and closer to the ground floor at top speed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The plane hit the ground hard, immediately shattering the pontoons like glass. The shrill sound of metal VS concrete echoed throughout the whole area, as it started violently skidding across the icy runway. It's skidding came to a halt as ran nose first right into the main part of the facility, smashing through and coming to a complete stop. Chunks of concrete fell and into a deep mine below.
And there was nothing but icy silence from then on...
To Be Continued...
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Ooooo! Another cliffhanger! Are Claire and Steve still alive!? Will Chris ever rescue his little sister!? Does Jill make a good sandwich!? Stay turned and find out on the next exciting chapter of RESIDENT EVIL CODE: VERONICA Y: DISK 2!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Well, I'm going home, to heaven or hell or wherever I'm supposed to be since I died like 5 months ago." Enrico said.
"Yeah, me too." The rest of the dead characters said.
"^^;; I just realized we're in the room with dead people." Sherry said. Some scary music played.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" Everyone amongst the living screamed and pointed. "ZOMBIES!!!!!!"
"Oh crap..." Richard said. "EVERYONE RUN!"
All the dead characters screamed and ran out the door, dodging an array of shotgun shells, handgun bullets, and grenade rounds fired by all the living characters.
Barry panted. "Phew, that was a close one..."
Rebecca sniffled. ";_; Richard was one of them all along..." with that she buried her face in a random persons chest and cried. This random person happened to be Jill this time.
"............GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY CHEST GODDAMNIT!!!!" Jill screamed as she pushed Rebecca away. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well," Ark said. "Since I was in the crappyest RE game, and everyone hates me, I'm gonna go too. See ya!"
"Bai!" Everyone yelled as they waved. Ark and the rest of the surviving RESurvivor cast walked out.
"So, now what?" Leon asked.
"Erm...Leon, can I sleep over?" Jill asked. "I really want to make sure Chris and Claire are okay."
"Ooo! I wanna sleep over too!" Becky yelled as she reached out to Claire's sleeping figure on the TV screen. "I will never leave you Claire!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Eh, I guess I'll sleep over too." Ada said. "This little adventure interests me."
"Me three!!!" Barry yelled.
"If the chicks wanna stay I do too." Carlos said.
Everyone looked at Billy.
"Well?" They all asked.
"-_- Fine, I'll stay the night. But you better not tell the cops." Billy said.
"Okay, we wont tell Leon." Rebecca said. Leon fell over.
"YAAAAAY! SLUMBER PARTY!!!" Sherry yelled as she hopped up and down. "This is gonna be fun!"
"Better get the sleeping bags." Jill said. "I'm hell of tired."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The distant sound of birds chirping was heard...in the distance. The resplendent blue sky shined down upon Claire, a wide smile was on her face. It was a beautiful day outside, and she was on a stroll through the park. The sky was as clear as...a clear sky. She spotted a tree out in a part of the park she didn't see before, and what surprised her was who was IN the tree.
Steve sat on the branch, a benign smile on his face. "Hey Claire!"
Claire smiled. "Oh, hiya Steve!"
"Come on up!" he said as he made a 'come over here' gesture with his left arm. "It's a beautiful day!"
Claire nodded, pulled a ladder out of her pants, and laid it on the tree. She climbed up and kicked the ladder down. She gawked at the beautiful view of the park. "Wow, this three's high!"
"Yeah..." the boy said distantly. After a long pause he looked at Claire. "...hey...Claire?"
"What is it Steve?"
Steve blushed. "I just noticed, we're sitting in a tree..." he looked into her eyes. "Wanna start K-I-S-S-I-N-G?"
She paused and thought for a moment. "...uh...sure! ^_^"
They both grabbed each other's arms and started passionately making out!
CHOP!
The whole tree started shaking suddenly. Causing Claire to scream and Steve to almost fall over. The biker chick looked down to see Chris sitting at the bottom of the tree, an ax in his hand, he was chopping it down!
"GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF MY SISTER!!!!!" He screamed as he hacked at the stump.
Steve's eyes widened. "Oh crap..."
"CLAIRE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?" The S.T.A.R.S. member screamed.
Claire sighed. "No kissing till your married, I know I know. Chris, why can't you just leave me alone!?"
"Yeah, leave us alone!" Steve yelled as he shook his fist in mock anger.
"Hell no! This is my SISTER we're talking about, asshole!" Chris yelled as he violently hacked through until the tree began to fall over. "TIMBBBBBEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
The tree crashed to the ground and Chris ran after Steve, swinging the ax around. "DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Steve cried as he ran as fast as he could, Chris was still slowly gaining on him until he was suddenly fell over as the Tyrant jumped in the middle of them, causing Claire to jump.
Claire pointed and squealed. "AAAIIIIIIEEEE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!"
"Muahahah! I will never die!" The Tyrant yelled triumphantly as he grabbed Claire and ran.
Claire cried. "AH! CHRIS! STEVE! HELP MEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!"
"Don't worry Claire," Steve said. "I'll-" he was interrupted as Chris smacked him over the back of the head with the dull end of the ax. "OWIE!!! X_x" with that, he passed out.
"I WONT LET YOU TAKE MY SISTER AWAY!!!!!" Chris yelled as he ran after the Tyrant, swinging the ax around like some sorta ax murderer. He tripped and fell flat on his face. "OOF!"
"--;;; God you guys suck..." Claire muttered.
"Muahaha! No one will save you!" The Tyrant yelled. "You're mine now!"
Claire's facial expression suddenly changed from an afraid look to a lusty look as she stared at the Tyrant. " ...ya know..." she poked him in the abs. "Oh Mr. Tyrant...you're so..." she licked her lips and got a hungry look on her face. "strong..."
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Claire's eyes widened and she immediately sat up, screaming and glistening in sweat. She put her hand to her head and shook it. "What the hell was THAT supposed to mean!?"
She turned and looked at the sleeping Steve. His left arm was still wrapped around her waste, his head resting on the planes control panel. He was sucking his right thumb and mumbling something about cracker jacks. Needless to say, it looked cute and creepy at the same time. Claire smiled, that boy was really growing up on her.
It was dark; she must of only been asleep for half an hour or so. They both still had no idea where they were going, and she still couldn't believe how she and Steve managed to go to the bathroom, but she really didn't want to remember THAT particular experience.
She sighed as she looked out the window. They were in a deathtrap, and they had no idea where they were going...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"So...tired..." Chris said as he dragged himself up to the hotel clerks' desk. The clerk looked at him with distain.
"Sorry, no vacancy." The hotel clerk said.
"Listen bub." Chris said. "So far today I have been kicked off a train, blown up, fallen from a bazillion miles in the air, almost got shot to death repeatedly, almost got HACKED to death, and got kicked out of a cathedral to roll down an aggravatingly long stairs. I'M NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY! NOW LET ME IN THIS HOTEL OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
The hotel clerk raised an eyebrow. "Well, in that case..."
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"NOT AGAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!" Chris cried as a bunch of brutes literally threw him out the back door of the hotel and into a pile of trash. "ACK!"
"And don't come back, punk. Or you'll wish you never were born a man!" With that, the brutes slammed the door closed.
Chris slowly stumbled up and pulled some left over hamburger off of his head. "Yeah well...well..." he snapped his fingers. "Damn...cant think of anything."
With that, he sighed. "Please forgive me Claire..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jill frantically looked both ways down the alley. Sweat formed on her brow and she was panting heavily. She was scared out of her mind; she thought she had killed it. But it was still alive.
That THING was following her...
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
Adrenalin spilled into her body in a sour, jittery flood as Jill spun around and ran down the left alley. 'Oh god he FOUND me!!!' she screamed in her mind. She ran as fast as she could as she could feel the Nemesis sprinting behind her. She cried when she heard it roar like it was right behind her and turned around the corner.
"OOF!" She suddenly felt something hard and soft hit her. She fell back and her eyes widened in horror at what stood before her...
A giant slice of bread...
"No..." She muttered as she backed away, a look of pure terror on her pale face. She spun around and screamed in terror as she saw a second giant slice of bread on the other side. "NO!!!!!!!"
The two slices of bread suddenly slammed right into her, squishing her lightly between the soft slices. She gasped for breath and stuck her head out of the top, frantically trying to get out before it was too late. She felt herself suddenly be lifted into the air by an unknown force. 'NO! NOT THIS WAY!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!!!'
She screamed at the top of her lungs as she saw a giant Nemesis holding the bread she was in. It opened its mouth wide. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. "I'M NOT A SANDWICH!!!!!!"
CRUNCH!!!!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Jill screamed at the top of her lungs as she shot out of the sleeping bag, landing on her feet and getting in a karate pose. She panted heavily as reality suddenly hit her. "Oh...it was only a dream..."
She felt her heart and exhaled. "I thought I became a Jill sandwich..." She sighed and looked around. She felt like she wouldn't be able to sleep a wink if she tried.
It was dark, and the sound of Barry snoring really loudly was heard. She looked around the room. Billy and Rebecca were sleeping next to the TV screen, both their sleeping bags in a sixty-nine position. Barry was sleeping in the corner, sucking his thumb and holding onto a beer bottle like a teddy bear. Carlos was sleeping in the bag next to hers, muttering something about salsa. Sherry was sleeping on the couch, holding a real teddy bear and sucking her thumb too. Leon and Ada musta been sleeping upstairs.
"Man, we should be in Paris or something righting Umbrella..." Jill muttered. "Oh well..." she walked over to the kitchen to get a glass of milk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rebecca walked across the beach, feeling the wet sand smushing beneath her feet. She loved days like this, although she was deathly afraid of water since she was almost eaten by a seal when she was little, she really enjoyed days on the beach like this. The resplendent blue sky seemed to smile back at her as she sat down on a blanket and opened a picnic basket.
"Weird, I wonder where everyone else is..." she muttered as she munched on a sandwich. Usually lotsa other people would be on the beach on days like this...
Splash!
Rebecca looked forward as she saw a head come out of the ocean water. A girl was swimming not too far away, her dark hair wet and going down to her shoulders. The rookie S.T.A.R.S. member's eyes widened as the girl in the water got up and started running towards her. Corny romance music played as the girl ran towards Rebecca in slow motion, her hair waving back and forth, her breasts...uh...moving...a lot. O_o
Rebecca suddenly recognized the other woman. "Claire?"
"I've been waiting for you my Becky Wecky." Claire said in a sexy voice. Rebecca giggled and blushed.
"^_______^ You called me Becky Wecky!" She squealed. Claire suddenly jumped into her arms. "W00T! YEAH BABY!" Rebecca cheered.
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"Ooooohhhhhh Claaaiiirrreeeee..." Rebecca said, her eyes suddenly shot open. ".....damnit! I hate waking up! Arg!"
She sighed and slowly stood up. She felt...really wet. "O_o;;; Ooh it's a good thing no one woke up..."
The rookie got up and walked upstairs to take a shower...
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Chris walked down the street, bruised and beaten. He had cleared an amazing distance considering he was only traveling for one day, but he was at an end now. He had no money and no way of getting a boat.
"I failed..." He said. "Claire..."
Vrrroooooom!
Chris turned around to see a motorbike speeding towards him. His eyes widened in horror as he saw Elza walked on the bike, speeding towards him, an ax in her hand. Some corny horror music played as she jumped off the bike and started running towards him screaming like the psycho bitch she was.
"AHHHH!!!" Chris yelled as he turned around and started running the usual agonizingly slow run the RE characters do. She swung the ax and he head flew off like volleyball. He fell to the floor and blood floated over his body. The words 'YOU ARE DEAD!' were written in blood...
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"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Chris yelled as he jumped out of the pile of newspapers he was in and started screaming at the top of his lungs. "I DIDN'T SAAVVVEEEE!!!!!!"
He frantically looked around and started digging through the trash. He realized he hadn't saved his progress since he left the house, and he was really friggin paranoid. "TYPEWRITER! DEAR GOD THERE'S GOTTA BE A TYPEWRITER *SOMEWHERE*"
He stopped when he spotted a typewriter atop a crate right next to one of the oversized garbage bins. Some holy music played as an eternal light shined around it. He literally jumped for it, falling right on the floor and clearing about 2 feet. He crawled up the side of the box, grabbed a convenient ink ribbon, jammed it into the typewriter, and started typing rapidly.
'Chris/01/Really Dirty Back Alley Of The Hotel Some Assholes Kicked Me Out Of'
"Phew!" He said as he finished typing. "Now I feel better..." he looked around to see that it was like 7:00AM, the sun was already beginning to rise. "CLAIRE!!!!! I SHALL FIND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Regardless of the fact that he was covered in trash and his clothes and hair was messed up--making him look like a hobo--he ran out of the alley and down the street screaming of how he's gonna rescue his sister. O_o;;;
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Steve's eyes widened as he saw Claire cornered into the...corner. Alfred stood a few feet in front of her, aiming the sniper rifle at her and grinning insanely.
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!" Claire cried. "SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEHHHH!!!!"
"You can't escape me NOW, Redfield!" Alfred yelled as he put up the laser scope and aimed it at Claire's head, yes, he actually NEEDS the scope even at point blank range. O_o;;;
"DON'T WORRY CLAIRE!!!" Steve yelled. "I'LL SAVE YOOOOUUU!"
The Mighty Mouse theme played as he started running towards them, tearing off his jacket to reveal a superman outfit, the words 'SW' written on the chest part. He jumped and kicked Alfred in the back of the head, sending the guy flying right into the wall.
"OWIE!" He cried. Steve grabbed Claire and in a huge gust of wind shot up into the air like a bullet.
"Oh Steve!" Claire yelled. "You're my herrooooo!"
"Never fear! Stevie Wonder is here!" Steve yelled as he thrust his fist forward in a classic superman pose and started shooting through the air, holding Claire with one arm.
"CURSE YOU STEVIE WONDER!!!!!" Alfred screamed as he shook his fist. "The war is one but the BATTLE IS NOT OVER!!!"
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"Yeah...I'm so badass..." Steve muttered in his sleep. With that, he woke up. "Dang, just a dream..."
Some REALLY relaxing music played as it showed a close-up of Claire and Steve. Claire was peacefully sleeping on Steve's shoulder, making a very cute scene. There was a thick fog outside the window, but you can tell it was daylight at this point, maybe early morning. Claire moved slightly so she wasn't resting on Steve's shoulder anymore and was instead looking the other direction. Steve looked at her slowly and corny love music began to play.
'Man maybe killing daddy and getting shot in the arm and being kidnapped and missing Christmas wasn't so bad after all if I get to hang out with a hot chick like this...' he thought. Yes, he thinks Claire is THAT hot. ^_^ 'And maybe now I can prove to those bungholes that I'm not gay!'
He kept his gaze on her as she slept peacefully. He didn't like her much at first--she wasn't the nicest girl around to horror game n00bs--but now she seemed like a great person. She had comforted him when he needed her; she had retrieved the machine guns for him and had even saved his life. Not to mention the fact she had given him a reason to go on and given him some chances to act cool.
'I wonder if she's single...' he thought as he slowly edged closer and closer to her. He closed his eyes and puckered his lips as he came closer to her own.
"Oooh Leon, why won't you touch me there?" Claire muttered in her sleep as she moved again, Steve sweatdropped and backed away. Claire rubbed her crotch and rolled over. "Yeah...that's better..."
Steve sighed and got up, walking over to the window and placing his hand on it. He aggregately bashed his hand on the window; causing it to crack a bit and making him jump back. "O_o;; Oops..."
His put his head closer to the glass so his nose was pressed against it. It was friggin cold! He couldn't see anything outside. "Hey, where the hell are we!?"
"Ohwha?" Claire asked stupidly as she woke up and looked at him. Steve walked over to the control panel and looked at the radar. Claire walked over to the window he was standing by earlier.
"Latitude: 81.7..." He started, and then realized he didn't really know where the hell that was. "Um...I think that's the..." He trailed off. Claire looked down outside to see some mountains and an huge open plain, the whole scene sheeted in incredibly thick and white snow.
"HOLY CRAP! WE'RE OVER THE FRIGGIN ANTARCTIC!" Steve exclaimed.
"WHAT!!!!?" Claire asked. She turned and ran over to Steve. While in mid run everything suddenly went to FMV graphics, the change from crappy normal to kickass FMV made her fall over and land flat on her face. "Oof!"
"You okay?"
Claire gave him a thumbs up. "I'm okey!"
Some action music played as Steve sat down in the pilot's chair and looked through the window to see a large structure rooted into the snow. There were also many smaller structures around it. His eyes widened as he saw several seaplanes like the one they were in, littered around the base. All of them were crashed and in flames.
At this point, Claire got back up and looked over through the window with him. "Hey, those are the seaplanes that left the island right before us!"
Steve's eyes widened. "Then that must mean..." he gasped dramatically and looked at Claire, she looked back at him.
"THIS PLACE BELONGS TO UMBRELLA!!!!" they both screamed in unison and then broke down crying in each other's arms. "WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Hey...Steve..." Claire said.
"Yeah?"
"Seaplanes are meant to land on water, right?"
"Yeah."
"Then that means we have no landing gear..."
Both Claire and Steve look at you and start screaming, then they started frantically grabbing for their seatbelts as the plane got closer and closer to the ground floor at top speed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The plane hit the ground hard, immediately shattering the pontoons like glass. The shrill sound of metal VS concrete echoed throughout the whole area, as it started violently skidding across the icy runway. It's skidding came to a halt as ran nose first right into the main part of the facility, smashing through and coming to a complete stop. Chunks of concrete fell and into a deep mine below.
And there was nothing but icy silence from then on...
To Be Continued...
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Ooooo! Another cliffhanger! Are Claire and Steve still alive!? Will Chris ever rescue his little sister!? Does Jill make a good sandwich!? Stay turned and find out on the next exciting chapter of RESIDENT EVIL CODE: VERONICA Y: DISK 2!!!!!!!!!!!