By Steffanie Huntley 2003
A/N: I have only gotten three reviews since I started writing again. THREE. Thanks to the people who sent it by the way. (Forget who they were) well please send me some more reviews, I really do like them. I also finally got around to writing the first chapter of DBZ the musical, just have to put the second song in it, then I'll post it. I am also writing another cool one (I'll post it when I have a title) its about Gohan and Videl breaking up. Just wait until they're posted, then read the madness, but before then, read the madness of this fic.
Disclaimer: (in the tune of 'Funky Town') I do not own, DBZ, I do not own, DBZ. (That song is addictive!)
Previously: Gohan met Bardock and his crew and showed them his Super Saiyan abilities.
The five saiyans were in shock as Gohan slowly returned to normal.
"Holy Hell!" Celipa said still in shock, she smiled and arose from her seat. "I guess I was wrong to doubt you kid, you're really strong." She said still smiling. Gohan blushed and scratched the back of his head. Bardock then stepped ahead.
"So Gohan, are you gonna take us to your house now or what?" Bardock asked. Gohan nodded and turned around.
"Alright just follow me." He said as he flew off, the gang followed closely behind. Gohan soon saw his house in his sites. "Down there!" He yelled back as he pointed, Goten, Raditz and Turles were waiting outside for the six saiyans to arrive, Goten started waving and yelling out to his older brother and the saiyans following him.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corp. Vegeta had his bags already to go.
"I'll think I'll ring Kakarot and see if those low levels are there yet." Vegeta said, Bulma standing behind him.
"What do you mean low levels Vegeta?" Bulma asked. Vegeta turned around as he approached the phone.
"Well you know how you humans used to have, peasants and royalty and a persons place in society?" Bulma nodded. "Well, we have that on my home planet, I am an elite and the saiyans that have come to pick us up are low levels, Kakarot is a low level saiyan."
"But Goku is stronger then you, why is he a low level?" Bulma asked.
"Once a low level, always a low level, his father was a low level, so Kakarot is a low level." Vegeta said, as he dialled Goku's home phone no. It was engaged. "The blasted thing is engaged!" He yelled slamming down the phone.
"Well, Gohan has a cell phone." Bulma suggested. Vegeta turned around.
"Yeah, but I don't know the stupid things number." Bulma laughed,
"Well I do, I'll ring him for you." She said approaching the phone, she picked up the receiver and started dialling Gohan's mobile no.
In the car at the supermarket, Goku had just finishing loading the last of the groceries into the boot of the car, he wiped his forehead and made his way to the driver seat, he noticed something ringing in the tune of 'Funky Town' (I'm obsessed with that song at the moment.) He looked around and found a small phone on the floor, he leant over and picked it up trying to figure out how to open it, Chi chi then arrived.
"Goku!" She yelled. Goku hit his head on the car ceiling, "What are you doing?" She asked angrily.
"I found Gohan's cell phone on the floor and it's ringing." He explained, Chi chi snatched it from her husband.
"Give it here!" She yelled, she then pressed a button and answered it. "Hello?" She said.
"Chi chi?" Bulma said on the other end. "What are you doing with Gohan's phone?" She asked.
"That lazy son of mine, left his mobile in the car, Goku just stumbled onto it." She explained.
"Oh!" Bulma said, "Well, Vegeta wants to talk to Goku." She said handing the phone to her husband. Chi chi did the same.
"Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Not so loud Vegeta, geez!" Goku said taking the phone away from his ear. "Now what's up?" He asked.
"Kakarot, have the saiyans that were supposed to arrive today arrived yet?" Vegeta asked calmly.
"I don't know, I've been shopping for the last three hours. Why didn't you just ring my house?"
"I tried, but one of your brats was on the phone, and I'm pointing in your eldest son's direction!" He yelled angrily.
"Well try again, he should have finished his call by now." Goku suggested. Vegeta calmed down.
"Fine, but for your sake he'd better be!" Vegeta said as he slammed down the phone. "Stupid baka!" He yelled. Goku tried to figure out how to turn the phone off, he then handed it to Chi chi who was expecting him to.
Vegeta then tried Goku's home phone again, it rang this time. Gohan picked up.
"Hello?" He said.
"You stupid baka!" Vegeta yelled, "I've been trying to get through and you were on the phone to your girlfriend!" He yelled again. Gohan held the phone out in front of him as Vegeta yelled. Gohan than placed the phone back to his ear as Vegeta stopped talking.
"No, I wasn't talking to Videl, I was talking to Krillin," Gohan explained.
"Whatever!" Vegeta said, "Just tell me if the saiyans that have come to get us have arrived yet."
"Yeah they arrived about two hours ago." Gohan answered.
"And you didn't bother to tell me?" Vegeta yelled.
"Well, I was telling Krillin about how one of them is…" Before Gohan could finish, Vegeta yelled into the phone.
"Alright, don't move there Gohan, I'm going there right now!" He yelled and he slammed down the phone. Gohan heard the phone slam down then put his down gently,
'What was that all about?' He thought as he walked into the kitchen where the seven full-blooded saiyans and his brother were murdering whatever food there was left in the house.
"Gohan!" Goten yelled stuffing his face, "Want some chicken? There's only three pieces left… sorry one." Goten corrected himself. "Too late, sorry Gohan." Gohan smiled as he approached the table, the phone started to ring as soon as he sat down. He sighed as he got up to answer it. "Gohan, I thought you were gonna have something to eat." Goten said.
"Later squirt, I have to get the phone." Gohan yelled back as he approached the ringing phone. He picked it up.
"Hello?" He said. Gohan didn't have to wait long until a scream came pouring in from the other end.
"GOHAN! YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE, YOU LEFT YOUR NEW MOBILE PHONE IN THE CAR!" The voice yelled on the other end, which was now recognised as Chi chi.
"Well mum, I was in a hurry that day and I kind of forgot it." Gohan explained.
"Well, I didn't buy one to keep track of you if you can't even keep track of it!"
"Good point." Gohan said scared. "By the way mum," Gohan said changing the subject. "When are you and dad getting home?" Gohan asked.
"We're on our way home right now, I felt like lecturing you now about your belongings instead of later." Chi chi said.
"Good, cause there won't be time for lectures later." Gohan said.
"What?" Chi chi said confused, "Why?"
"Oh, you'll see when you get home." Gohan said looking into the kitchen at the hungry saiyans. "Have to go now mum, bye bye." Gohan said as he hung up.
"Wait a second Gohan." Chi chi said as she heard Gohan put the phone down on the other end. Goku was in the drivers seat.
"What was that all about?" He asked trying not to take his eyes off the road.
"Gohan said something about no time to give him any lectures later." Chi chi explained, "He wouldn't tell me why though." Goku looked over at his wife then directly back to the road.
"Well teenage boys aren't gonna tell you every little thing that happens in their lives Chi chi." Goku said, sounding very smart.
"You're right Goku." Chi chi said putting her hand in her lap with the mobile in it; she then picked it back up again. "Well, if he won't tell me then I'll just have to find out." She said scanning through Gohan's mobile to his text messages. "Let's see here, there's five from Videl, two from Erasa and two from Sharpener, let's see what Videl has to say first." Chi chi said clicking some buttons on the phone.
The text messages read:
Videl:
Hi Gohan, how's it going, you wanna go see a movie 2nite? Reply soon.
Luv Videl
Gohan, I can't believe I passed my English test, I might actually get a good grade this semester.
Sharpener is a loser isn't he, I wish he would get lost or something.
I love your new mobile, it rocks
Can't believe your mum gave you a new mobile, totally cool.
Erasa:
Gohan, I tell ya, that English test was so gay, I only got 45% for it, how bad is that, if I got that I wonder what you got cause I cheated off you, no I'm just kidding.
Hey love your new mobile, I'm getting a new one soon.
Sharpener:
All right Gohan, I declare a rematch, this time with supreme pizzas, whoever can finish the most pizzas without giving up wins Videl
All right Gohan, I don't usually SMS geeks or aliens, but I'm just texting you about our eating contest tomorrow we shall fight for Videl's love And I plan to win
Chi chi read the text messages in amusement and disbelief.
"Wow, Gohan mixes with some crazy people." She said.
"Like who?" Goku asked,
"Well this guy Sharpener keeps challenging Gohan to eating contests over Videl." Goku started laughing.
"What a stupid challenge to put up against my son." Goku said still driving.
Meanwhile Gohan finally sat down at the kitchen ready to eat, but the only things left was green olives. Gohan sighed, then arose from his chair.
He entered the lounge room to watch some T.V, but the saiyans already beat him to it, they were watching more foreign soaps. Gohan sweatdropped as he went to sit down, he just wanted to rest, he then heard a knock at the front door, sighed and walked over to the door, he opened it to find Vegeta.
"Alright boy." Vegeta yelled. "Where are these low levels?" Gohan didn't say anything, he just pointed to the lounge room. Vegeta walked in proudly to find the full-blooded saiyans laughing childishly at other languages. Vegeta cleared his throat to get their attention, no one responded, he then did it louder. Everyone turned towards him. "That's better," He said, "Now when are we gonna go?" He asked shouting.
"Wait Vegeta," Goten said. "You have to wait for my dad to come back first." Vegeta looked down at the half-blooded saiyan.
"Fine, I'll wait for Kakarot." He said sitting down in the nearest chair. (The one Gohan was going to sit in earlier.) "But I don't see why we have to, he's not coming back to our home planet with us."
Gohan walked into the room to discover Vegeta sitting in the last available chair, Gohan sighed then walked towards his bedroom. He slumped onto his bed.
'Maybe I'll have some freedom back tomorrow.' He thought closing his eyes.
A/N: I have only gotten three reviews since I started writing again. THREE. Thanks to the people who sent it by the way. (Forget who they were) well please send me some more reviews, I really do like them. I also finally got around to writing the first chapter of DBZ the musical, just have to put the second song in it, then I'll post it. I am also writing another cool one (I'll post it when I have a title) its about Gohan and Videl breaking up. Just wait until they're posted, then read the madness, but before then, read the madness of this fic.
Disclaimer: (in the tune of 'Funky Town') I do not own, DBZ, I do not own, DBZ. (That song is addictive!)
Previously: Gohan met Bardock and his crew and showed them his Super Saiyan abilities.
The five saiyans were in shock as Gohan slowly returned to normal.
"Holy Hell!" Celipa said still in shock, she smiled and arose from her seat. "I guess I was wrong to doubt you kid, you're really strong." She said still smiling. Gohan blushed and scratched the back of his head. Bardock then stepped ahead.
"So Gohan, are you gonna take us to your house now or what?" Bardock asked. Gohan nodded and turned around.
"Alright just follow me." He said as he flew off, the gang followed closely behind. Gohan soon saw his house in his sites. "Down there!" He yelled back as he pointed, Goten, Raditz and Turles were waiting outside for the six saiyans to arrive, Goten started waving and yelling out to his older brother and the saiyans following him.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corp. Vegeta had his bags already to go.
"I'll think I'll ring Kakarot and see if those low levels are there yet." Vegeta said, Bulma standing behind him.
"What do you mean low levels Vegeta?" Bulma asked. Vegeta turned around as he approached the phone.
"Well you know how you humans used to have, peasants and royalty and a persons place in society?" Bulma nodded. "Well, we have that on my home planet, I am an elite and the saiyans that have come to pick us up are low levels, Kakarot is a low level saiyan."
"But Goku is stronger then you, why is he a low level?" Bulma asked.
"Once a low level, always a low level, his father was a low level, so Kakarot is a low level." Vegeta said, as he dialled Goku's home phone no. It was engaged. "The blasted thing is engaged!" He yelled slamming down the phone.
"Well, Gohan has a cell phone." Bulma suggested. Vegeta turned around.
"Yeah, but I don't know the stupid things number." Bulma laughed,
"Well I do, I'll ring him for you." She said approaching the phone, she picked up the receiver and started dialling Gohan's mobile no.
In the car at the supermarket, Goku had just finishing loading the last of the groceries into the boot of the car, he wiped his forehead and made his way to the driver seat, he noticed something ringing in the tune of 'Funky Town' (I'm obsessed with that song at the moment.) He looked around and found a small phone on the floor, he leant over and picked it up trying to figure out how to open it, Chi chi then arrived.
"Goku!" She yelled. Goku hit his head on the car ceiling, "What are you doing?" She asked angrily.
"I found Gohan's cell phone on the floor and it's ringing." He explained, Chi chi snatched it from her husband.
"Give it here!" She yelled, she then pressed a button and answered it. "Hello?" She said.
"Chi chi?" Bulma said on the other end. "What are you doing with Gohan's phone?" She asked.
"That lazy son of mine, left his mobile in the car, Goku just stumbled onto it." She explained.
"Oh!" Bulma said, "Well, Vegeta wants to talk to Goku." She said handing the phone to her husband. Chi chi did the same.
"Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Not so loud Vegeta, geez!" Goku said taking the phone away from his ear. "Now what's up?" He asked.
"Kakarot, have the saiyans that were supposed to arrive today arrived yet?" Vegeta asked calmly.
"I don't know, I've been shopping for the last three hours. Why didn't you just ring my house?"
"I tried, but one of your brats was on the phone, and I'm pointing in your eldest son's direction!" He yelled angrily.
"Well try again, he should have finished his call by now." Goku suggested. Vegeta calmed down.
"Fine, but for your sake he'd better be!" Vegeta said as he slammed down the phone. "Stupid baka!" He yelled. Goku tried to figure out how to turn the phone off, he then handed it to Chi chi who was expecting him to.
Vegeta then tried Goku's home phone again, it rang this time. Gohan picked up.
"Hello?" He said.
"You stupid baka!" Vegeta yelled, "I've been trying to get through and you were on the phone to your girlfriend!" He yelled again. Gohan held the phone out in front of him as Vegeta yelled. Gohan than placed the phone back to his ear as Vegeta stopped talking.
"No, I wasn't talking to Videl, I was talking to Krillin," Gohan explained.
"Whatever!" Vegeta said, "Just tell me if the saiyans that have come to get us have arrived yet."
"Yeah they arrived about two hours ago." Gohan answered.
"And you didn't bother to tell me?" Vegeta yelled.
"Well, I was telling Krillin about how one of them is…" Before Gohan could finish, Vegeta yelled into the phone.
"Alright, don't move there Gohan, I'm going there right now!" He yelled and he slammed down the phone. Gohan heard the phone slam down then put his down gently,
'What was that all about?' He thought as he walked into the kitchen where the seven full-blooded saiyans and his brother were murdering whatever food there was left in the house.
"Gohan!" Goten yelled stuffing his face, "Want some chicken? There's only three pieces left… sorry one." Goten corrected himself. "Too late, sorry Gohan." Gohan smiled as he approached the table, the phone started to ring as soon as he sat down. He sighed as he got up to answer it. "Gohan, I thought you were gonna have something to eat." Goten said.
"Later squirt, I have to get the phone." Gohan yelled back as he approached the ringing phone. He picked it up.
"Hello?" He said. Gohan didn't have to wait long until a scream came pouring in from the other end.
"GOHAN! YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE, YOU LEFT YOUR NEW MOBILE PHONE IN THE CAR!" The voice yelled on the other end, which was now recognised as Chi chi.
"Well mum, I was in a hurry that day and I kind of forgot it." Gohan explained.
"Well, I didn't buy one to keep track of you if you can't even keep track of it!"
"Good point." Gohan said scared. "By the way mum," Gohan said changing the subject. "When are you and dad getting home?" Gohan asked.
"We're on our way home right now, I felt like lecturing you now about your belongings instead of later." Chi chi said.
"Good, cause there won't be time for lectures later." Gohan said.
"What?" Chi chi said confused, "Why?"
"Oh, you'll see when you get home." Gohan said looking into the kitchen at the hungry saiyans. "Have to go now mum, bye bye." Gohan said as he hung up.
"Wait a second Gohan." Chi chi said as she heard Gohan put the phone down on the other end. Goku was in the drivers seat.
"What was that all about?" He asked trying not to take his eyes off the road.
"Gohan said something about no time to give him any lectures later." Chi chi explained, "He wouldn't tell me why though." Goku looked over at his wife then directly back to the road.
"Well teenage boys aren't gonna tell you every little thing that happens in their lives Chi chi." Goku said, sounding very smart.
"You're right Goku." Chi chi said putting her hand in her lap with the mobile in it; she then picked it back up again. "Well, if he won't tell me then I'll just have to find out." She said scanning through Gohan's mobile to his text messages. "Let's see here, there's five from Videl, two from Erasa and two from Sharpener, let's see what Videl has to say first." Chi chi said clicking some buttons on the phone.
The text messages read:
Videl:
Hi Gohan, how's it going, you wanna go see a movie 2nite? Reply soon.
Luv Videl
Gohan, I can't believe I passed my English test, I might actually get a good grade this semester.
Sharpener is a loser isn't he, I wish he would get lost or something.
I love your new mobile, it rocks
Can't believe your mum gave you a new mobile, totally cool.
Erasa:
Gohan, I tell ya, that English test was so gay, I only got 45% for it, how bad is that, if I got that I wonder what you got cause I cheated off you, no I'm just kidding.
Hey love your new mobile, I'm getting a new one soon.
Sharpener:
All right Gohan, I declare a rematch, this time with supreme pizzas, whoever can finish the most pizzas without giving up wins Videl
All right Gohan, I don't usually SMS geeks or aliens, but I'm just texting you about our eating contest tomorrow we shall fight for Videl's love And I plan to win
Chi chi read the text messages in amusement and disbelief.
"Wow, Gohan mixes with some crazy people." She said.
"Like who?" Goku asked,
"Well this guy Sharpener keeps challenging Gohan to eating contests over Videl." Goku started laughing.
"What a stupid challenge to put up against my son." Goku said still driving.
Meanwhile Gohan finally sat down at the kitchen ready to eat, but the only things left was green olives. Gohan sighed, then arose from his chair.
He entered the lounge room to watch some T.V, but the saiyans already beat him to it, they were watching more foreign soaps. Gohan sweatdropped as he went to sit down, he just wanted to rest, he then heard a knock at the front door, sighed and walked over to the door, he opened it to find Vegeta.
"Alright boy." Vegeta yelled. "Where are these low levels?" Gohan didn't say anything, he just pointed to the lounge room. Vegeta walked in proudly to find the full-blooded saiyans laughing childishly at other languages. Vegeta cleared his throat to get their attention, no one responded, he then did it louder. Everyone turned towards him. "That's better," He said, "Now when are we gonna go?" He asked shouting.
"Wait Vegeta," Goten said. "You have to wait for my dad to come back first." Vegeta looked down at the half-blooded saiyan.
"Fine, I'll wait for Kakarot." He said sitting down in the nearest chair. (The one Gohan was going to sit in earlier.) "But I don't see why we have to, he's not coming back to our home planet with us."
Gohan walked into the room to discover Vegeta sitting in the last available chair, Gohan sighed then walked towards his bedroom. He slumped onto his bed.
'Maybe I'll have some freedom back tomorrow.' He thought closing his eyes.