Disclaimer: Me no own Shaman King. Shaman King is owned by Hiroyuki Takei.

Author's Note: Another one for the LJ-drabble-meme going around. This is the second one I've completed. --;; This is also my first Shaman King fic, so... sorry if it's... OOC, somehow.

For: black-cat125
Written by: Yomi/Pyro-Angel
Fandom: Shaman King
Pairing: Asakura twins/Ren
Title: Daily Routine
Dialogue: "He'd rather dress in something slutty for me then he would with you!"
Words: 128

Ren sighed. The Asakura twins were arguing over him. AGAIN. He'd lost count of how many times it had happened.

Everytime they did this, he'd get up and leave, and they wouldn't notice he was gone until they finished arguing.

The Chinese teen was used to this by now. It was practically rountine. He was nearly asleep when something Hao said (he could tell it was Hao simply by the sentence said) caught his attention, waking him up.

"He'd rather dress in something slutty for me than he would for you!!"

"No he wouldn't, would you, Ren? ... Ren...?"

Ren's point was twitching as his kwan-dao magically appeared in his hand. The twins backed away, knowing what would happen next.

"KIIIIISAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

... and so, they ran off into the sunset...

--Owari--

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