I still don't have a proper plot, review with some ideas, I NEED INSPIRATION PEOPLES, I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't own the story except for the randomness of the story and the characters, so what I mean is that I don't own any of J.R.R Tolkien's works or J.K Rowling's works or stuff related to POTC that mysteriously appeared

Now I shall start with Chapter 4. (I think) It will be short and you will have cliffhanger

'MERRY!' I shouted 'AND EVERYONE ELSE APART FROM THE APPLE (as you remember, Faramir was making a very interesting conversations with) AND THE BUILDINGS AND THE ORCS.' The orcs groaned, they got out some paper and pencils and started drawing flowers, and their views of baby Legolas.

Meanwhile with Merry and everyone else apart from the apple and the buildings and the orcs... in some place else which I am going to describe you right, ok, 5, 4, 3, 2, NOW

'WWWWWEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO–' I announced.

'Ok we get the point, put Caps lock off will you, it's hard to understand,' said Aragorn. Everyone nodded in agreement and started towards me to whack my head. I blinked and they froze.

'Fine then, welcome my fellow idiots, you have just arrived your destination, the place where all the magic, scars and quidditch against silver-headed meanies and red-haired cowards started, HOGWARTS. This is the one place where the famous Harry Potter accidentally tripped over his feet, where he stuffed his face with food, accidentally cursed himself and where he forgot his homework; these famous deeds have been done in this very castle that we are standing in now. Now for our Headmaster to guide us... if he is here,' I said.

Then Professor Dumbledore came running, huffing and puffing and breathed out 'Must ... not ...eat burnt toast again... burps,' said Professor Dumbledore 'toilet.' He rushed away clutching his backside.

'Look! It's a table full of food!' shouted Sam in delight, he ran as fast as his fat, short legs could carry him, his clothes flying out behind him and his curly hair bouncing with every footstep, he plumped himself on a chair at the Hufflepuff table while a couple if young witches and wizards were looking at him as if he were some kind of hobbit, he ate and filled his mouth chicken and all different sorts of yummy food. Only a second later Merry and Pippin joined him, only they went onto the teacher's table, pushing off Professor Sprout and Severus Snape.

'What the – ' Sprout and Snape said in unison.

Two hours later...

Care of Magical Creatures with the Gryffindor and Slytherin classes, Hagrid teaching

'Why are these weird people doing here, a dude with pointed ears with blonde hair like me, another guy who has absolutely no sense of fashion, a hot lady with pointy ears, a couple of short guys who are older than me. And of course Harry Potter and he has just lost his glasses and crawling around like a maniac when his glasses are on his head sigh, THIS IS A NICE WORLD YOU'VE CREATED, FREAKIN' AUTHOR,' shouted Draco.

And then drum roll ... I became angry. I blinked hard and snapped my fingers and toes. Lightning flashed, thunder roared and rain lashed down.

'Com' on, everyone, IN TH' BLOODY HUT!' commanded Hagrid and everyone readily obeyed. Though Draco didn't want to go in Hagrid's hut he didn't want his hair wet so he went in Hagrid's hut

And then everyone looked at Draco and gasped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A CLIFFHANGER! (I know it's predictable, flame me if you want but I shall have no heed to thy warnings and bloody insults)

I NEED INSPIRATION, I NEED MORE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you review and give me some ideas and criticism, not just 'that is good' or 'OMG! That was so good' Something more critical please, and more detailed.