WARNING! Rude language.. and random rhyming.. GO CHAT ROOMS!

Heather goes: Pweer pweer! Draco is a queer! He loves to fuck, but we have no luck! For its Snape he likes to suck!

Kat goes: Why do the queers have to be so fucking hot? If it were up to me, they would be a straight lot. Why not go bi? At least then we have a slim chance. It would be nice if Duo didn't want to get in Heero's pants.

Becca goes: Draco Draco he's so merry, cause he gets to suck on Harry!

Kat goes: Draco in jail, now there is no joke. Wonder what happens when blonde boy drops the soap. We know he'd like it, that is for sure. But he pretends he hates it before being dragged onto the floor!

Sarah goes: Draco's blonde and sexified, Draco's got Harry mesmerized. They're shagging in the back of the class, while Severus Snape stares at Harry's ass. Snape pretends like he don't care, so he just watches and glares. Then he can't take it anymore, so he bangs them by the door like a whore.

Heather goes: Licking petting sucking dry, all this smut makes the girls cry. Chocolate strawberries and whipped cream, I do believe Voldemort got double teamed!

Becca goes: Harry Harry thinks he's all bad, 'cause he gets to fuck like mad!

Heather goes: Oh look now it's Harry Potter! Can Draco possibly get any hotter? Sirius and Lupin like to get it on, but what about our little Ron? No one cares 'cause he's so straight, though this question is in high debate.. Peeves may think he's funny and oh so clever, until Neville loses his toad, Trevor. They both are fighting for control, soon some head may begin to roll. The Gryffindor ghost his name is Nick, we all know he lost his dick. But that don't matter anymore, because his transparent ass is too sore.

Kat goes: Sex is bad, sex is a sin, but sins are forgiven, SO STICK IT IN!

Heather goes: Oh my oh me what's this I see? Has Draco given away his cherry? Oh ho ho it looks like a show! Once Harry goes down below, Draco's mind is like 'whoa!'

Sarah goes: Fuck these raps, all them are whores, we can hear them screaming through the doors shouting: More more more! Snape likes to give and Harry to receive, they're all pussies but they don't like it so all we can do is grieve. Heather goes: Rapping never was my thing, I don't even like to sing. Rhyming sucks like Harry on Severus, Draco really can't get over this, all he got was a single kiss. Even though he wanted more, Lucius said he was a whore. T.T

Sarah goes: Draco loves the guys, though he tells all lies, just to look real cool in front of his goons. He pretends he hates Harry but it's really scary 'cause he'd like to marry. ONLY IN MASSACHUSETTS!

Heather goes: Oh me oh my what do I spy? Why do all these pussy girls cry? Is it Harry? Is it Snape? Maybe it's for Neville Longbottom why they weep. Ha ha! Is all I say, that joke just made my day! He he for what I see, can they do it in a tree? Maybe maybe lets try to watch, is that Draco near Harry's crotch? Let's get closer lets get nearer let's all blush as this gets queerer!

Sarah goes: Take it in Harry you little bitch, pretend its a game like you gonna catch the snitch. You know you like to suck the cock, so bend over and let Snape fock.

Becca goes: Fuck him Draco fuck him good, 'cause Harry would like it yes he would.

Heather goes: Peter pan and Wendy liked to play in bed, Tinker Bell was a special-ed. But anyways who cares who they are? Because we're having a sex bazaar! Severus, Harry, Remmy and Black, yes look there's lovely sexy Drac. The gang's all here so lets all cheer: "Harry likes it in the rear!"

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Hey it's me Harry and I'm here to say, I'm nothing but straight and I aint gay!

Come off it Potter we know you're lying. Because last night it was 'Malfoy' you were crying.

50 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin for not caring to invite me in.

Professor Snape how can you do this? Will you give them back for a kiss?

Severus knows I can do better, just looking at my body makes him wetter.

I beg your pardon you two boys, for I now need to fetch some toys.

Sevy I'll give you head, I might even let you take me to bed.

Yes yes Harry too! or I'll have to use the loo.

Now wait a minute Harry, hey! I thought you said you weren't gay.

I lied, so what? Who gives a fuck? But maybe I do, watching Severus buck.

I have some potions that will make this go faster, but only if you call me 'Master'.

Professor I never knew you to be so lewd! What are we waiting for? Let's get nude!

Now Harry remember what he said, without calling him 'Master' we won't see his bed.

So sorry so sorry don't kill me dead, I must have been thinking with the wrong head.

Well boys let's get going, so the potions can get flowing.

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Draco is all wet from water, or maybe he was just thinking about Potter?

What was that?! What did I hear? Was that from the father I love so dear?

Yes, Draco it is I your father, but don't take my presence as a bother.

Father your words make me shiver, maybe you want me to deliver?

Oh son you make me hot, even though I should love you not.

Lucius my dad, do not say things so sad. We stick together through thick and thin, as long as its sticky count me in.

My my Draco what thoughts are you thinking? Maybe you have been drinking?

Bloody hell father dear! Do you just think I'm just any old queer?

Sorry son no, I do not, I actually find you rather hot.

"The hotter the wetter the wetter the better." So you always say.

Yes, I say that but you forget, that Dumbledore made me a little threat.

Oh really now did he do that? And what threat came from that old bat?

He said he would have both my heads, if in five minutes I didn't get you in bed.

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J. K. Rowling owns sexy characters from a book, so let's open it up and have a look.

Harry Potter loves Draco Malfoy, though that Slytherin is just too coy.

Draco loves Snape but also that Potter boy, maybe he will treat him like a toy?

Severus Snape loves Draco, Severus Snape loves Harry, it's these two for the reason of the lotion that he carries.

Potter is in love with the Potion's Master. He wants him to go faster faster.

Lucius loves his son, but to Voldemort his heart is won. And as he sits from afar, he wanks off to the boy with a scar.

Now everyone knows that Ron is straight, because he did not inherit the sexy trait.

Please forgive me if I'm rude, but I need to make a disclaimer before I'm sued.

I own these people no I don't, making money off them I assure you I won't.

But back on the subject shall we please? I saw Harry on his knees!

Begging moaning groaning for release, but Snape's antics just wont cease!

Wow man this is fun, why should I go out in the sun? All the best boys are right here, wearing something sexy sheer. .

Damn they are fine, I wish they were mine. Alas though, they are gay, and will be until their dieing day.

So even if you are so dumb, you should know that day will never come.